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Nintendo's sales were low. And they needed something or someone to help them regain their spot at the top. Nintendo representatives searched long and wide but couldn't find a single person that would agree to help them. Until one day during a meeting in a coffee shop near the Nintendo building they ran into a miracle man.
He walked into the coffee shop and went straight to the counter. He asked for a small capochino and started for the door. But at that same time a Nintendo representative saw a thief plumdering through his blue sports car from the distance, so he ran wildly outside and mistakely knocked over the poor man and his coffee was poured all over his shirt. As the representative ran out the door his friend walked up to the downed man and spoke to him.
Representative= So sorry sir my mate saw someone robbing him blind. And he is absolutely in love with his car.
Man= No a-problem.
Representative=Hmmmm, I like your acsent where are you from?
Man= I'm a-from Itally. And I'm a-plumber.
Representative=An itallian plumber..... I love it. How would you like to work for Nintendo and be a game character sir.
Man=I would love a-it.
Representative=My name is Bill and my friend over there is Mark. What's your name.
Man=It's a-me Mario!
(Bill takes out some forms)
Bill=I need you to sign this.
Mario=O.K.
Bill=And I need you to call me in the morning.
Mario=O.K.
Bill=Oh, and I need you to sell me your soul.
Mario=O....WHATTTTTTT!!!
Bill=It's o.k. you just need to come into the building and we'll sort out the details about that.
Bill escorts Mario to Mark who finaly warned off the theif. They all then go to the Nintendo building and have a seat in a small room where there was a large television and a desk. They begin to tell Mario that if he agrees he will be swimming in money. Mario of course agreed. The two men then walked over to the television and perform a little ritual. Suddenly Mario felt a pull toward the television and couldn't resist it. In the blink of an eye Mario was sucked it the great t.v. and was now a game character.
Mario woke up dazed a few hours later. He stood up and found himself in a cartoony world. Next to him he saw large bags filled with money. Mario still didn't know exactly what he got himself into.
Then a strange little mushroom creature approuched him.
Toad=Hello Mario.
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it a-talks, it a-talks!
Toad=Mario plea....
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a-witchcraft is a-this!
Toad=Mario I have to tell you tha....
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, make it a-stop, make it a-stop!
Toad=MARIO! SHUT UP!!!!!!
Mario=O.k
Toad=Peach is in trouble she needs your help greatly!
Mario=Peach? Why a-would I want to a-save a fruit?
(Mario walks away and then decides to go to the mall to spend his money)
Mario finds a nice clothing store and goes in. He picked up a pair of overalls and a red hat to cover up his stained red shirt. He then leaves that store and sees a 5 foot dinosaur staring at him. He insisted in repeating "Yoshi" over and over again non-stop and Mario got irratated and left the mall in a hurry.
He then runs into a huge dinosaur with spikes emerging from his shell and a mean look inprinted on his face in the parking lot. The dinosaur takes a huge swipe at Mario but Mario jumps out of the way in a hurry.
Bowser=Die you! Die!
Mario= What's a-wrong with a-you?
(Bowser blows a fireball at Mario)
Mario=Ouch!!!!!! Why a-you doing a-this?
(Bowser receeds throwing fire and sits down on the floor)
Bowser=You know no one has really asked me that before. I flame them, a sit on them, and I eat them, but all the others do is scream. The screaming makes me angry. That's why I eat them.
Mario=Poor a-dinosaur I feel your pain...... no I a-don't I'm just making you feel a-better.
Bowser=Well bye.
(Bowser walks away)
Mario at this moment had to much of this game life and figured that he had to find a way to leave. But how? Mario looked all around the parking lot for a way to leave. The seenery around him was very beutiful. But there was a part of the sky that looked almost unreal. It was very dark and once in a while static ran across it mysteriosly. He gets a tiny pebble from the ground and threw it at that section of the sky. CRASH!!!!! The whole thing shattered in a huge spectrum of light.
From the distance he sees two men chatting and having coffee together through the whole he made. He jumps as high as he can and managed to get through the whole. Finaly he had got out of that wierd world and was back in the room where he had started from. Mario points his finger at Bill and Mark and was going to speak but instead just ran out of the building.
Mario had aquired a huge bat along the way. Mario walks over patiently to Mark's blue sports car and whacks madly at it breaking windows and bending metal. He beats away at Mark's car until the car now looked like a toaster would when droped from a cliff. Mario takes a big sigh and walked his way toward his favorite coffee shop. He then buys his favorite coffee the capochino and takes a seat in the nearest chair. As he takes small sips of the coffee he knows in his head he couldn't tell anyone about what had happened.
Months later Mario is a new man. He had changed his name to Timmy, he never returned to his once favorite coffee shop, and he countinued his normal life as an ordinary plumber looking to strike it big in the world.
The End
Drunk
He walked into the coffee shop and went straight to the counter. He asked for a small capochino and started for the door. But at that same time a Nintendo representative saw a thief plumdering through his blue sports car from the distance, so he ran wildly outside and mistakely knocked over the poor man and his coffee was poured all over his shirt. As the representative ran out the door his friend walked up to the downed man and spoke to him.
Representative= So sorry sir my mate saw someone robbing him blind. And he is absolutely in love with his car.
Man= No a-problem.
Representative=Hmmmm, I like your acsent where are you from?
Man= I'm a-from Itally. And I'm a-plumber.
Representative=An itallian plumber..... I love it. How would you like to work for Nintendo and be a game character sir.
Man=I would love a-it.
Representative=My name is Bill and my friend over there is Mark. What's your name.
Man=It's a-me Mario!
(Bill takes out some forms)
Bill=I need you to sign this.
Mario=O.K.
Bill=And I need you to call me in the morning.
Mario=O.K.
Bill=Oh, and I need you to sell me your soul.
Mario=O....WHATTTTTTT!!!
Bill=It's o.k. you just need to come into the building and we'll sort out the details about that.
Bill escorts Mario to Mark who finaly warned off the theif. They all then go to the Nintendo building and have a seat in a small room where there was a large television and a desk. They begin to tell Mario that if he agrees he will be swimming in money. Mario of course agreed. The two men then walked over to the television and perform a little ritual. Suddenly Mario felt a pull toward the television and couldn't resist it. In the blink of an eye Mario was sucked it the great t.v. and was now a game character.
Mario woke up dazed a few hours later. He stood up and found himself in a cartoony world. Next to him he saw large bags filled with money. Mario still didn't know exactly what he got himself into.
Then a strange little mushroom creature approuched him.
Toad=Hello Mario.
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it a-talks, it a-talks!
Toad=Mario plea....
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a-witchcraft is a-this!
Toad=Mario I have to tell you tha....
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, make it a-stop, make it a-stop!
Toad=MARIO! SHUT UP!!!!!!
Mario=O.k
Toad=Peach is in trouble she needs your help greatly!
Mario=Peach? Why a-would I want to a-save a fruit?
(Mario walks away and then decides to go to the mall to spend his money)
Mario finds a nice clothing store and goes in. He picked up a pair of overalls and a red hat to cover up his stained red shirt. He then leaves that store and sees a 5 foot dinosaur staring at him. He insisted in repeating "Yoshi" over and over again non-stop and Mario got irratated and left the mall in a hurry.
He then runs into a huge dinosaur with spikes emerging from his shell and a mean look inprinted on his face in the parking lot. The dinosaur takes a huge swipe at Mario but Mario jumps out of the way in a hurry.
Bowser=Die you! Die!
Mario= What's a-wrong with a-you?
(Bowser blows a fireball at Mario)
Mario=Ouch!!!!!! Why a-you doing a-this?
(Bowser receeds throwing fire and sits down on the floor)
Bowser=You know no one has really asked me that before. I flame them, a sit on them, and I eat them, but all the others do is scream. The screaming makes me angry. That's why I eat them.
Mario=Poor a-dinosaur I feel your pain...... no I a-don't I'm just making you feel a-better.
Bowser=Well bye.
(Bowser walks away)
Mario at this moment had to much of this game life and figured that he had to find a way to leave. But how? Mario looked all around the parking lot for a way to leave. The seenery around him was very beutiful. But there was a part of the sky that looked almost unreal. It was very dark and once in a while static ran across it mysteriosly. He gets a tiny pebble from the ground and threw it at that section of the sky. CRASH!!!!! The whole thing shattered in a huge spectrum of light.
From the distance he sees two men chatting and having coffee together through the whole he made. He jumps as high as he can and managed to get through the whole. Finaly he had got out of that wierd world and was back in the room where he had started from. Mario points his finger at Bill and Mark and was going to speak but instead just ran out of the building.
Mario had aquired a huge bat along the way. Mario walks over patiently to Mark's blue sports car and whacks madly at it breaking windows and bending metal. He beats away at Mark's car until the car now looked like a toaster would when droped from a cliff. Mario takes a big sigh and walked his way toward his favorite coffee shop. He then buys his favorite coffee the capochino and takes a seat in the nearest chair. As he takes small sips of the coffee he knows in his head he couldn't tell anyone about what had happened.
Months later Mario is a new man. He had changed his name to Timmy, he never returned to his once favorite coffee shop, and he countinued his normal life as an ordinary plumber looking to strike it big in the world.
The End
Drunk
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Nintendo's sales were low. And they needed something or someone to help them regain their spot at the top. Nintendo representatives searched long and wide but couldn't find a single person that would agree to help them. Until one day during a meeting in a coffee shop near the Nintendo building they ran into a miracle man.
He walked into the coffee shop and went straight to the counter. He asked for a small capochino and started for the door. But at that same time a Nintendo representative saw a thief plumdering through his blue sports car from the distance, so he ran wildly outside and mistakely knocked over the poor man and his coffee was poured all over his shirt. As the representative ran out the door his friend walked up to the downed man and spoke to him.
Representative= So sorry sir my mate saw someone robbing him blind. And he is absolutely in love with his car.
Man= No a-problem.
Representative=Hmmmm, I like your acsent where are you from?
Man= I'm a-from Itally. And I'm a-plumber.
Representative=An itallian plumber..... I love it. How would you like to work for Nintendo and be a game character sir.
Man=I would love a-it.
Representative=My name is Bill and my friend over there is Mark. What's your name.
Man=It's a-me Mario!
(Bill takes out some forms)
Bill=I need you to sign this.
Mario=O.K.
Bill=And I need you to call me in the morning.
Mario=O.K.
Bill=Oh, and I need you to sell me your soul.
Mario=O....WHATTTTTTT!!!
Bill=It's o.k. you just need to come into the building and we'll sort out the details about that.
Bill escorts Mario to Mark who finaly warned off the theif. They all then go to the Nintendo building and have a seat in a small room where there was a large television and a desk. They begin to tell Mario that if he agrees he will be swimming in money. Mario of course agreed. The two men then walked over to the television and perform a little ritual. Suddenly Mario felt a pull toward the television and couldn't resist it. In the blink of an eye Mario was sucked it the great t.v. and was now a game character.
Mario woke up dazed a few hours later. He stood up and found himself in a cartoony world. Next to him he saw large bags filled with money. Mario still didn't know exactly what he got himself into.
Then a strange little mushroom creature approuched him.
Toad=Hello Mario.
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it a-talks, it a-talks!
Toad=Mario plea....
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a-witchcraft is a-this!
Toad=Mario I have to tell you tha....
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, make it a-stop, make it a-stop!
Toad=MARIO! SHUT UP!!!!!!
Mario=O.k
Toad=Peach is in trouble she needs your help greatly!
Mario=Peach? Why a-would I want to a-save a fruit?
(Mario walks away and then decides to go to the mall to spend his money)
Mario finds a nice clothing store and goes in. He picked up a pair of overalls and a red hat to cover up his stained red shirt. He then leaves that store and sees a 5 foot dinosaur staring at him. He insisted in repeating "Yoshi" over and over again non-stop and Mario got irratated and left the mall in a hurry.
He then runs into a huge dinosaur with spikes emerging from his shell and a mean look inprinted on his face in the parking lot. The dinosaur takes a huge swipe at Mario but Mario jumps out of the way in a hurry.
Bowser=Die you! Die!
Mario= What's a-wrong with a-you?
(Bowser blows a fireball at Mario)
Mario=Ouch!!!!!! Why a-you doing a-this?
(Bowser receeds throwing fire and sits down on the floor)
Bowser=You know no one has really asked me that before. I flame them, a sit on them, and I eat them, but all the others do is scream. The screaming makes me angry. That's why I eat them.
Mario=Poor a-dinosaur I feel your pain...... no I a-don't I'm just making you feel a-better.
Bowser=Well bye.
(Bowser walks away)
Mario at this moment had to much of this game life and figured that he had to find a way to leave. But how? Mario looked all around the parking lot for a way to leave. The seenery around him was very beutiful. But there was a part of the sky that looked almost unreal. It was very dark and once in a while static ran across it mysteriosly. He gets a tiny pebble from the ground and threw it at that section of the sky. CRASH!!!!! The whole thing shattered in a huge spectrum of light.
From the distance he sees two men chatting and having coffee together through the whole he made. He jumps as high as he can and managed to get through the whole. Finaly he had got out of that wierd world and was back in the room where he had started from. Mario points his finger at Bill and Mark and was going to speak but instead just ran out of the building.
Mario had aquired a huge bat along the way. Mario walks over patiently to Mark's blue sports car and whacks madly at it breaking windows and bending metal. He beats away at Mark's car until the car now looked like a toaster would when droped from a cliff. Mario takes a big sigh and walked his way toward his favorite coffee shop. He then buys his favorite coffee the capochino and takes a seat in the nearest chair. As he takes small sips of the coffee he knows in his head he couldn't tell anyone about what had happened.
Months later Mario is a new man. He had changed his name to Timmy, he never returned to his once favorite coffee shop, and he countinued his normal life as an ordinary plumber looking to strike it big in the world.
The End
Drunk
He walked into the coffee shop and went straight to the counter. He asked for a small capochino and started for the door. But at that same time a Nintendo representative saw a thief plumdering through his blue sports car from the distance, so he ran wildly outside and mistakely knocked over the poor man and his coffee was poured all over his shirt. As the representative ran out the door his friend walked up to the downed man and spoke to him.
Representative= So sorry sir my mate saw someone robbing him blind. And he is absolutely in love with his car.
Man= No a-problem.
Representative=Hmmmm, I like your acsent where are you from?
Man= I'm a-from Itally. And I'm a-plumber.
Representative=An itallian plumber..... I love it. How would you like to work for Nintendo and be a game character sir.
Man=I would love a-it.
Representative=My name is Bill and my friend over there is Mark. What's your name.
Man=It's a-me Mario!
(Bill takes out some forms)
Bill=I need you to sign this.
Mario=O.K.
Bill=And I need you to call me in the morning.
Mario=O.K.
Bill=Oh, and I need you to sell me your soul.
Mario=O....WHATTTTTTT!!!
Bill=It's o.k. you just need to come into the building and we'll sort out the details about that.
Bill escorts Mario to Mark who finaly warned off the theif. They all then go to the Nintendo building and have a seat in a small room where there was a large television and a desk. They begin to tell Mario that if he agrees he will be swimming in money. Mario of course agreed. The two men then walked over to the television and perform a little ritual. Suddenly Mario felt a pull toward the television and couldn't resist it. In the blink of an eye Mario was sucked it the great t.v. and was now a game character.
Mario woke up dazed a few hours later. He stood up and found himself in a cartoony world. Next to him he saw large bags filled with money. Mario still didn't know exactly what he got himself into.
Then a strange little mushroom creature approuched him.
Toad=Hello Mario.
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it a-talks, it a-talks!
Toad=Mario plea....
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a-witchcraft is a-this!
Toad=Mario I have to tell you tha....
Mario=Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, make it a-stop, make it a-stop!
Toad=MARIO! SHUT UP!!!!!!
Mario=O.k
Toad=Peach is in trouble she needs your help greatly!
Mario=Peach? Why a-would I want to a-save a fruit?
(Mario walks away and then decides to go to the mall to spend his money)
Mario finds a nice clothing store and goes in. He picked up a pair of overalls and a red hat to cover up his stained red shirt. He then leaves that store and sees a 5 foot dinosaur staring at him. He insisted in repeating "Yoshi" over and over again non-stop and Mario got irratated and left the mall in a hurry.
He then runs into a huge dinosaur with spikes emerging from his shell and a mean look inprinted on his face in the parking lot. The dinosaur takes a huge swipe at Mario but Mario jumps out of the way in a hurry.
Bowser=Die you! Die!
Mario= What's a-wrong with a-you?
(Bowser blows a fireball at Mario)
Mario=Ouch!!!!!! Why a-you doing a-this?
(Bowser receeds throwing fire and sits down on the floor)
Bowser=You know no one has really asked me that before. I flame them, a sit on them, and I eat them, but all the others do is scream. The screaming makes me angry. That's why I eat them.
Mario=Poor a-dinosaur I feel your pain...... no I a-don't I'm just making you feel a-better.
Bowser=Well bye.
(Bowser walks away)
Mario at this moment had to much of this game life and figured that he had to find a way to leave. But how? Mario looked all around the parking lot for a way to leave. The seenery around him was very beutiful. But there was a part of the sky that looked almost unreal. It was very dark and once in a while static ran across it mysteriosly. He gets a tiny pebble from the ground and threw it at that section of the sky. CRASH!!!!! The whole thing shattered in a huge spectrum of light.
From the distance he sees two men chatting and having coffee together through the whole he made. He jumps as high as he can and managed to get through the whole. Finaly he had got out of that wierd world and was back in the room where he had started from. Mario points his finger at Bill and Mark and was going to speak but instead just ran out of the building.
Mario had aquired a huge bat along the way. Mario walks over patiently to Mark's blue sports car and whacks madly at it breaking windows and bending metal. He beats away at Mark's car until the car now looked like a toaster would when droped from a cliff. Mario takes a big sigh and walked his way toward his favorite coffee shop. He then buys his favorite coffee the capochino and takes a seat in the nearest chair. As he takes small sips of the coffee he knows in his head he couldn't tell anyone about what had happened.
Months later Mario is a new man. He had changed his name to Timmy, he never returned to his once favorite coffee shop, and he countinued his normal life as an ordinary plumber looking to strike it big in the world.
The End
Drunk
Okay Drunk, I'll read your post NOW.
Thank you but do you take that long to read.:\
Okay, okay.
Entertaining. Quirky. Funny. Might win GAD. Good luck.
Entertaining. Quirky. Funny. Might win GAD. Good luck.
Very good post Drunk Cow.
Like it!
Like it!
Thanks Normad soul:) I hope I do too. And also thank you Jonny v:)
If you do win, it's gonna cost SR quite a bit in postage.
Nomad Soul wrote:
> If you do win, it's gonna cost SR quite a bit in postage.
Well thanks for reminding them:(
Me and SR will have to sort that out later.
> If you do win, it's gonna cost SR quite a bit in postage.
Well thanks for reminding them:(
Me and SR will have to sort that out later.
Oops.
Don't worry, a guy called Beserker won GAD a couple of time I think, and he lives in the U.S.
I've not seen him on here for a while.
Don't worry, a guy called Beserker won GAD a couple of time I think, and he lives in the U.S.
I've not seen him on here for a while.
I like your style Drunk - keep 'em coming.
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