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"We'd miss this place if it were gone, it's UKCHATFORUMS DOT COM!"

I started writing this in the extra GAD thread (The Poem Comp), only to realise that the deadline was about three weeks ago! Anyway, here is my poem...

TITLE: unsaved_document.doc
AUTHOR: Ben Hodgson (aka blahpro)

I come on here to write and read,
the newbies like they're high on speed.
The regs just type and type all day,
notables stay online all day.

The staff don't really have a clue,
newbies still writing loads of poo.
But still we type and type away,
we all want a gameaday!

What prize for us? How's GTA?
For that I would stay on all day!
We could just get a DVD,
like Die Hard one or two or three.

Some members really make this place,
and other guys are a discrace.
There's Tribute, SHEEPY, Or†ega
and Ant and Grix and the great KR.

We write game hints and write walkthroughs,
then in the forums express our views.
Some posters we just wish were dead,
If you've just arrived, your name is red.

We like to get our post counts up,
While drinking coffee form a cup. (<--- I was desperate to find a rhyme!)
We'd miss this place if it was gone,
It's UKchatforums dot com!

blahpro wrote:
> I just realised how ccccccccruddy the title of this thread is...

And the content.

Oh damn.

blahpro wrote:
> I just realised how ccccccccruddy the title of this tread is...

*thread

I just realised how ccccccccruddy the title of this tread is...

Tribute wrote:
> blahpro wrote:
> Basicly, I was bored.
>
> Who aint?

not me.

blahpro wrote:
> Basicly, I was bored.

Who aint?

Tribute wrote:
> Shadowblade wrote:
> *cough*suckup*cough*wants to win a gad*cough*
>
> cough*who doesn't*cough*

Nasty cough you got there, you two...

I didn't write it to try for a GAD. I was gonna enter it into the extra GAD comp but realised it was shut so I posted it as a new thread.

Basicly, I was bored.

Shadowblade wrote:
> *cough*suckup*cough*wants to win a gad*cough*

cough*who doesn't*cough*

*cough*suckup*cough*wants to win a gad*cough*

crazystalker wrote:
> blahpro wrote:
> newbies still writing loads of poo.
>
> i don't write poo
>
> no... really i don't
>
> why u all laughing?

why do u think...

Tribute wrote:
> Am I under the category of making this place, or the disgrace?
> Probably the latter


Yeah, I'd stick with the latter. (:)