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Situation: Unable to wait for Mario Sunshine anylonger, I infiltrate the Kyoto HQ of Nintendo Japan.
Time: 23.07 hours.
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I walked low, stooping to get into the first layer of defence - the electrocuton layer. This normaly dterred any would be game theft, but I wasnt going to go away that easily. Pulling out my patented Toys'R'Us wire clippers, I hastily broke through the wire, the cheap tool successfuly earthing the electricity, as it was full of absoloute rubbush! I stepped inside. Up ahead stood the Tower of Nintendo, the citadel of might in Japan. Around the base was a large complex, Deues Ex style. I ran forwards, ducked behind a crate, and equipped myslef with mini earphone, hastily broken off my Discman. I had ingeniously attached it to a Karaoke microphone, and so I had my listening device. Nothing coming.
I darted out, through the game loading area (which had signs all over saying 'Please Wait') and then entered the nearest door. A guard stood there. I hastily dapped him on the head with my collection of NGC mags wrapped up in a bundle, and then grabbed his keys. Ah! A shiny object. What could it be? A map! I picked it up, and checked to see where Mario was being kept. In the tower. Of course. I ran back outside, after tying up the guard with some string I found in my shirt pocket, and then set off for the tower.
***
I was in the entryway. 4 tunnels, in compass directions, spread out from the tower, and I was in the eastern one. The second line of defence stood here. A giant Goomba, mutated from a mushroom and Shigsys ideas, and turned into a giant flesh munching guard. I ran forwards, kicked it in the shins and ran away again. It roared, and then I grabbed me! NO! I yanked out my dagger, and planted it firmly inits nasal passage. Raargrgrgr*gurgle*. It fell, and I ran on.
The alarms had already sounded and down below me, as I was shot upwards in the turbolifts, I saw Nintendo guards running to protect the Sunshine from my too eager hands. I looked up, and then around. Suddenly the lift came to a stop. I looked around, then pulled out my ingenious listening device, and put it to the door.
Nothing again. I tentatviely opened the door, and looked in. YAY! Mario Sunshine was in a pedastel, in the middle of the room, that was bathed in purply light. I ran forwards, and snatched the copy from its place. Too late - everybody always falls for that! Another door opened and, horrors of horrors! It was Yamauchi! That was his new job! A hideously evil monster, to guard the games! Raaaarrrrgggh! he exclaimed.
ARRGGGHHH! Said I. I ran in the door he had come out of.....but no! It was just a ledge, and already, I was, just, on, the edge, falling!
Lucky I had prepared for this eventuality. I pulled the ripcord, and my 31 'Resuce Heroes' parachutes opened up, slowing me down. i looked down beneath me. I was falling into a dark pit. Of water! And evil ginat eels like the one from Mario 64! NO! I settled down, and then, oh joy! a gust of wind blew me, and I landed, rolled and sprinted towards the wire fence, tightly clutching my Mario Sunshine. RAAAARRRGGGHH! it was no wind! It was the Goomba! BACK! A CRIMSON GOOMBA! Arrrgggghhh! I turned, and faced it. It was huge even more no, and smelt faintly like rotting carrots. Rotting carrots? Eh? I darted for the fence, it chasing me. i oulled out the clippers, clipped the fence and ran for the dark freedom ahead. *BOING!*
I turned. The giant Goomba had bounced off the fence, and straight back into the giant tower, now circled with searchlights.
*OOOFFF!* it said.
I turned, and joyously ran to my cloud car. Cloud car? Wha the fu-?
Then I woke up.
------
Damn you Nintendo! 4th October? Why not now!?
;)
Time: 23.07 hours.
----
I walked low, stooping to get into the first layer of defence - the electrocuton layer. This normaly dterred any would be game theft, but I wasnt going to go away that easily. Pulling out my patented Toys'R'Us wire clippers, I hastily broke through the wire, the cheap tool successfuly earthing the electricity, as it was full of absoloute rubbush! I stepped inside. Up ahead stood the Tower of Nintendo, the citadel of might in Japan. Around the base was a large complex, Deues Ex style. I ran forwards, ducked behind a crate, and equipped myslef with mini earphone, hastily broken off my Discman. I had ingeniously attached it to a Karaoke microphone, and so I had my listening device. Nothing coming.
I darted out, through the game loading area (which had signs all over saying 'Please Wait') and then entered the nearest door. A guard stood there. I hastily dapped him on the head with my collection of NGC mags wrapped up in a bundle, and then grabbed his keys. Ah! A shiny object. What could it be? A map! I picked it up, and checked to see where Mario was being kept. In the tower. Of course. I ran back outside, after tying up the guard with some string I found in my shirt pocket, and then set off for the tower.
***
I was in the entryway. 4 tunnels, in compass directions, spread out from the tower, and I was in the eastern one. The second line of defence stood here. A giant Goomba, mutated from a mushroom and Shigsys ideas, and turned into a giant flesh munching guard. I ran forwards, kicked it in the shins and ran away again. It roared, and then I grabbed me! NO! I yanked out my dagger, and planted it firmly inits nasal passage. Raargrgrgr*gurgle*. It fell, and I ran on.
The alarms had already sounded and down below me, as I was shot upwards in the turbolifts, I saw Nintendo guards running to protect the Sunshine from my too eager hands. I looked up, and then around. Suddenly the lift came to a stop. I looked around, then pulled out my ingenious listening device, and put it to the door.
Nothing again. I tentatviely opened the door, and looked in. YAY! Mario Sunshine was in a pedastel, in the middle of the room, that was bathed in purply light. I ran forwards, and snatched the copy from its place. Too late - everybody always falls for that! Another door opened and, horrors of horrors! It was Yamauchi! That was his new job! A hideously evil monster, to guard the games! Raaaarrrrgggh! he exclaimed.
ARRGGGHHH! Said I. I ran in the door he had come out of.....but no! It was just a ledge, and already, I was, just, on, the edge, falling!
Lucky I had prepared for this eventuality. I pulled the ripcord, and my 31 'Resuce Heroes' parachutes opened up, slowing me down. i looked down beneath me. I was falling into a dark pit. Of water! And evil ginat eels like the one from Mario 64! NO! I settled down, and then, oh joy! a gust of wind blew me, and I landed, rolled and sprinted towards the wire fence, tightly clutching my Mario Sunshine. RAAAARRRGGGHH! it was no wind! It was the Goomba! BACK! A CRIMSON GOOMBA! Arrrgggghhh! I turned, and faced it. It was huge even more no, and smelt faintly like rotting carrots. Rotting carrots? Eh? I darted for the fence, it chasing me. i oulled out the clippers, clipped the fence and ran for the dark freedom ahead. *BOING!*
I turned. The giant Goomba had bounced off the fence, and straight back into the giant tower, now circled with searchlights.
*OOOFFF!* it said.
I turned, and joyously ran to my cloud car. Cloud car? Wha the fu-?
Then I woke up.
------
Damn you Nintendo! 4th October? Why not now!?
;)
Ahhhh, jenius, you remind of when my pet Chickebe went to the Microsoft HQ and tried to steal plans for their new game called 'Chicebe Hunters'. He got very far, past the laser room, passed the Jedi, through the underground tunnel where he found himself in a 'wreckless' state and decided to take a taxi to the building next to Microsoft HQ, he thought after this he would be given a 'Halo'-He wasn't. Then he jumped onto the top of microsoft, where he was slowly digested by Bill Gates himself. 'Buffy', the name of my little friend called it 'Project Gothem'.
*tears*
*tears*
Nah. Thats the fake tower all the idiots go to.
I am clever and went to the HQ Tower. I seized Mario, ran.
And then I posted this and got all the nit-picking replies!
;)
I am clever and went to the HQ Tower. I seized Mario, ran.
And then I posted this and got all the nit-picking replies!
;)
Soory that wouldn't work - i tried it there is far too many monkeys protecting it. Also the game is on the 55th floor, so you'd have to get through about 100 monkeys before reaching the supreme vault which has nuke's planted everywhere. See...
:)
Cyclone wrote:
> Its a joke!
>
> ;)
>
> HEHE!
Really? Sorry, I never realised. I would've been less harsh otherwise :)
> Its a joke!
>
> ;)
>
> HEHE!
Really? Sorry, I never realised. I would've been less harsh otherwise :)
Its a joke!
;)
HEHE!
;)
HEHE!
Well, yes, I was being picky, but if I hadn't have said you would have gone all the way to Japan and been disappointed. Not to mention the amount of time and money you would have wasted. I helped you in the long run :)
Stop being so picky!
;)
;)
It'd take you until the 4th to get to Japan and find the HQ, let alone infiltrate it. But there would be no point as the game is already out in Japan, so infiltrating a regular games store would be just as good. But then the game wouldn't work on your good ol' PAL GameCube anyway. Sorry, but there are quite a few flaws with your plan.
Situation: Unable to wait for Mario Sunshine anylonger, I infiltrate the Kyoto HQ of Nintendo Japan.
Time: 23.07 hours.
----
I walked low, stooping to get into the first layer of defence - the electrocuton layer. This normaly dterred any would be game theft, but I wasnt going to go away that easily. Pulling out my patented Toys'R'Us wire clippers, I hastily broke through the wire, the cheap tool successfuly earthing the electricity, as it was full of absoloute rubbush! I stepped inside. Up ahead stood the Tower of Nintendo, the citadel of might in Japan. Around the base was a large complex, Deues Ex style. I ran forwards, ducked behind a crate, and equipped myslef with mini earphone, hastily broken off my Discman. I had ingeniously attached it to a Karaoke microphone, and so I had my listening device. Nothing coming.
I darted out, through the game loading area (which had signs all over saying 'Please Wait') and then entered the nearest door. A guard stood there. I hastily dapped him on the head with my collection of NGC mags wrapped up in a bundle, and then grabbed his keys. Ah! A shiny object. What could it be? A map! I picked it up, and checked to see where Mario was being kept. In the tower. Of course. I ran back outside, after tying up the guard with some string I found in my shirt pocket, and then set off for the tower.
***
I was in the entryway. 4 tunnels, in compass directions, spread out from the tower, and I was in the eastern one. The second line of defence stood here. A giant Goomba, mutated from a mushroom and Shigsys ideas, and turned into a giant flesh munching guard. I ran forwards, kicked it in the shins and ran away again. It roared, and then I grabbed me! NO! I yanked out my dagger, and planted it firmly inits nasal passage. Raargrgrgr*gurgle*. It fell, and I ran on.
The alarms had already sounded and down below me, as I was shot upwards in the turbolifts, I saw Nintendo guards running to protect the Sunshine from my too eager hands. I looked up, and then around. Suddenly the lift came to a stop. I looked around, then pulled out my ingenious listening device, and put it to the door.
Nothing again. I tentatviely opened the door, and looked in. YAY! Mario Sunshine was in a pedastel, in the middle of the room, that was bathed in purply light. I ran forwards, and snatched the copy from its place. Too late - everybody always falls for that! Another door opened and, horrors of horrors! It was Yamauchi! That was his new job! A hideously evil monster, to guard the games! Raaaarrrrgggh! he exclaimed.
ARRGGGHHH! Said I. I ran in the door he had come out of.....but no! It was just a ledge, and already, I was, just, on, the edge, falling!
Lucky I had prepared for this eventuality. I pulled the ripcord, and my 31 'Resuce Heroes' parachutes opened up, slowing me down. i looked down beneath me. I was falling into a dark pit. Of water! And evil ginat eels like the one from Mario 64! NO! I settled down, and then, oh joy! a gust of wind blew me, and I landed, rolled and sprinted towards the wire fence, tightly clutching my Mario Sunshine. RAAAARRRGGGHH! it was no wind! It was the Goomba! BACK! A CRIMSON GOOMBA! Arrrgggghhh! I turned, and faced it. It was huge even more no, and smelt faintly like rotting carrots. Rotting carrots? Eh? I darted for the fence, it chasing me. i oulled out the clippers, clipped the fence and ran for the dark freedom ahead. *BOING!*
I turned. The giant Goomba had bounced off the fence, and straight back into the giant tower, now circled with searchlights.
*OOOFFF!* it said.
I turned, and joyously ran to my cloud car. Cloud car? Wha the fu-?
Then I woke up.
------
Damn you Nintendo! 4th October? Why not now!?
;)
Time: 23.07 hours.
----
I walked low, stooping to get into the first layer of defence - the electrocuton layer. This normaly dterred any would be game theft, but I wasnt going to go away that easily. Pulling out my patented Toys'R'Us wire clippers, I hastily broke through the wire, the cheap tool successfuly earthing the electricity, as it was full of absoloute rubbush! I stepped inside. Up ahead stood the Tower of Nintendo, the citadel of might in Japan. Around the base was a large complex, Deues Ex style. I ran forwards, ducked behind a crate, and equipped myslef with mini earphone, hastily broken off my Discman. I had ingeniously attached it to a Karaoke microphone, and so I had my listening device. Nothing coming.
I darted out, through the game loading area (which had signs all over saying 'Please Wait') and then entered the nearest door. A guard stood there. I hastily dapped him on the head with my collection of NGC mags wrapped up in a bundle, and then grabbed his keys. Ah! A shiny object. What could it be? A map! I picked it up, and checked to see where Mario was being kept. In the tower. Of course. I ran back outside, after tying up the guard with some string I found in my shirt pocket, and then set off for the tower.
***
I was in the entryway. 4 tunnels, in compass directions, spread out from the tower, and I was in the eastern one. The second line of defence stood here. A giant Goomba, mutated from a mushroom and Shigsys ideas, and turned into a giant flesh munching guard. I ran forwards, kicked it in the shins and ran away again. It roared, and then I grabbed me! NO! I yanked out my dagger, and planted it firmly inits nasal passage. Raargrgrgr*gurgle*. It fell, and I ran on.
The alarms had already sounded and down below me, as I was shot upwards in the turbolifts, I saw Nintendo guards running to protect the Sunshine from my too eager hands. I looked up, and then around. Suddenly the lift came to a stop. I looked around, then pulled out my ingenious listening device, and put it to the door.
Nothing again. I tentatviely opened the door, and looked in. YAY! Mario Sunshine was in a pedastel, in the middle of the room, that was bathed in purply light. I ran forwards, and snatched the copy from its place. Too late - everybody always falls for that! Another door opened and, horrors of horrors! It was Yamauchi! That was his new job! A hideously evil monster, to guard the games! Raaaarrrrgggh! he exclaimed.
ARRGGGHHH! Said I. I ran in the door he had come out of.....but no! It was just a ledge, and already, I was, just, on, the edge, falling!
Lucky I had prepared for this eventuality. I pulled the ripcord, and my 31 'Resuce Heroes' parachutes opened up, slowing me down. i looked down beneath me. I was falling into a dark pit. Of water! And evil ginat eels like the one from Mario 64! NO! I settled down, and then, oh joy! a gust of wind blew me, and I landed, rolled and sprinted towards the wire fence, tightly clutching my Mario Sunshine. RAAAARRRGGGHH! it was no wind! It was the Goomba! BACK! A CRIMSON GOOMBA! Arrrgggghhh! I turned, and faced it. It was huge even more no, and smelt faintly like rotting carrots. Rotting carrots? Eh? I darted for the fence, it chasing me. i oulled out the clippers, clipped the fence and ran for the dark freedom ahead. *BOING!*
I turned. The giant Goomba had bounced off the fence, and straight back into the giant tower, now circled with searchlights.
*OOOFFF!* it said.
I turned, and joyously ran to my cloud car. Cloud car? Wha the fu-?
Then I woke up.
------
Damn you Nintendo! 4th October? Why not now!?
;)