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The first ever marriage of the two most cursed beings on the planet is going to take place in a matter of months! Kim Marsh and Jack Stryder recently lost the battle to have their wedding broadcast on national television and the happy JAT and Typo Gremlin have been given the budget of thousands and will have camera's all over their back garden during the ceremony. It will be like a big brother, you'll get to see everything that happens and even though PJ isn't there to liven things up ;D You can never trust a Typo Gremlin near the key's "S","E" and "X" which is as worrying as it is disturbing.
The happy couple named Ma Julie! (The JAT) and Tippet Typet (the Typo Gremlin) has decided to keep the wedding small so only a group of thousands will be invited. Star Fox, Doshin, Mario (but not Luigi for some reason) and Bill Gates will be there if he can with stand natural light after spending 23 years starring at a computer screen. The light has damaged his retina in so many ways! But thanks to laser surgery, which he constantly reminds us he can easily afford, he will hopefully make an appearance at this historic event.
January 9th
The wedding is tomorrow morning and I have managed to get an interview with both the bride and groom although due to the nature of both species you shouldn't expect much... In fact you'll probably not be able to understand the gremlin:
Cubist: "Hello Ma Julie, how are you feeling knowing that your wedding is only a few hours away?"
Ma Julie: " Oh please just call me Bethany. I am extremely excited about tomorrow although it has been so hard to prepare for it. My image designer is so pushy she tells me what to wear, how to dress even what clothes to put on!"
Cubist: "Bethany I never knew your name was Bethany?"
Ma Julie/Bethany: "Oh it isn't my name is Iris"
Cubist: " I see well I have to go now to do that thing in the place at this time..."
Ma Julie/Bethany/Iris: "Ok sure bye JESUS peace out!"
As you can see that was definitely one of my least understandable interviews ever but you get the idea but I can't be as optimistic with my interview with the groom:
Cubist: "Hello Tippet, How are you today? I can see your counting down the days to your wedding on your calender. How do you feel at this point in time?
Tippet: "ehy od uyo khint I douhsl lkil rhe ni eth ginrom ro eth gthni? BLARNEY STONE!!"
Cubist: "Excuse me I don't understand?"
Tippet: "ni eth ginrom ro eth gthni!!!?"
Cubist: "Huh?"
Tippet: "ginrom ro eth gthni!!ginrom ro eth gthni!!?"
Cubist: "I just remembered I have an appointment it was nice talking to you BYE!"
**Runs for the door**
Oh well at least he wasn't some sort of psycho. Anyway I'm going to go chill out and maybe do some kind of puzzle to relax. Maybe some anagrams you never know :D
February 1st
I hope you all just watched the wedding on channel 3 because they will never allow that to be broadcast again. It took 6 hours for the bribe to settle on a name and a further 16 hours to teach that damn gremlin how to speak! Oh well at least there was some action at the wedding, there has been some incriminating photo's taken of Star Fox and Harry Potter that will be shown at 12:00pm on Saturday night to spare young children’s delicate minds. Well at least the wedding has finished with a happy ending for all except Star Fox and Harry Potter. The only thing we have to worry about is the unspeakable plague that has now been released on the SR forums. Were this couple will attack no one knows but we know for sure they will strike. And with that disturbing thought I leave you hoping that you set your MSN Junk mail filters to full and stay off the forums after 10:00pm. Good Day and Good Night
(P.s. This is horribly stereotypical but it is worth it :D )
> Stop inventing words.
>
> :D
Idiocencratic :D
:D
> I doubt you'll win if you make it so obvious that you're desperate to
> win.
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Exactalment.
PS: I'd advise you not to put something to do with GAD in the topic's title next time. ;-)
The first ever marriage of the two most cursed beings on the planet is going to take place in a matter of months! Kim Marsh and Jack Stryder recently lost the battle to have their wedding broadcast on national television and the happy JAT and Typo Gremlin have been given the budget of thousands and will have camera's all over their back garden during the ceremony. It will be like a big brother, you'll get to see everything that happens and even though PJ isn't there to liven things up ;D You can never trust a Typo Gremlin near the key's "S","E" and "X" which is as worrying as it is disturbing.
The happy couple named Ma Julie! (The JAT) and Tippet Typet (the Typo Gremlin) has decided to keep the wedding small so only a group of thousands will be invited. Star Fox, Doshin, Mario (but not Luigi for some reason) and Bill Gates will be there if he can with stand natural light after spending 23 years starring at a computer screen. The light has damaged his retina in so many ways! But thanks to laser surgery, which he constantly reminds us he can easily afford, he will hopefully make an appearance at this historic event.
January 9th
The wedding is tomorrow morning and I have managed to get an interview with both the bride and groom although due to the nature of both species you shouldn't expect much... In fact you'll probably not be able to understand the gremlin:
Cubist: "Hello Ma Julie, how are you feeling knowing that your wedding is only a few hours away?"
Ma Julie: " Oh please just call me Bethany. I am extremely excited about tomorrow although it has been so hard to prepare for it. My image designer is so pushy she tells me what to wear, how to dress even what clothes to put on!"
Cubist: "Bethany I never knew your name was Bethany?"
Ma Julie/Bethany: "Oh it isn't my name is Iris"
Cubist: " I see well I have to go now to do that thing in the place at this time..."
Ma Julie/Bethany/Iris: "Ok sure bye JESUS peace out!"
As you can see that was definitely one of my least understandable interviews ever but you get the idea but I can't be as optimistic with my interview with the groom:
Cubist: "Hello Tippet, How are you today? I can see your counting down the days to your wedding on your calender. How do you feel at this point in time?
Tippet: "ehy od uyo khint I douhsl lkil rhe ni eth ginrom ro eth gthni? BLARNEY STONE!!"
Cubist: "Excuse me I don't understand?"
Tippet: "ni eth ginrom ro eth gthni!!!?"
Cubist: "Huh?"
Tippet: "ginrom ro eth gthni!!ginrom ro eth gthni!!?"
Cubist: "I just remembered I have an appointment it was nice talking to you BYE!"
**Runs for the door**
Oh well at least he wasn't some sort of psycho. Anyway I'm going to go chill out and maybe do some kind of puzzle to relax. Maybe some anagrams you never know :D
February 1st
I hope you all just watched the wedding on channel 3 because they will never allow that to be broadcast again. It took 6 hours for the bribe to settle on a name and a further 16 hours to teach that damn gremlin how to speak! Oh well at least there was some action at the wedding, there has been some incriminating photo's taken of Star Fox and Harry Potter that will be shown at 12:00pm on Saturday night to spare young children’s delicate minds. Well at least the wedding has finished with a happy ending for all except Star Fox and Harry Potter. The only thing we have to worry about is the unspeakable plague that has now been released on the SR forums. Were this couple will attack no one knows but we know for sure they will strike. And with that disturbing thought I leave you hoping that you set your MSN Junk mail filters to full and stay off the forums after 10:00pm. Good Day and Good Night
(P.s. This is horribly stereotypical but it is worth it :D )