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"Icebreaka"

So, all of you tell me the wittiest and most successful icebreakers you've ever used, especially the men- but EspeCially the girls. Ill start it off with mine.

*I say*: Hey, nice feet! (True story)

Picture the scene, first year uni in the club that Woodgate and Bowyer went to before they did what they did.

Me: "Hey Sally, wanna stay over at mine tonight?"

Sally: "Er, OK"

It was cool.

Not really an ice breaker though as I lived opposite her in the uni flats.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
I'm at the bottom, screwing my face
> up like a prat.
*****

Aaww pat you on the head.

Me???

I have said before..... "So, you into S & M??!!"

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> That's my pops, I'm at the bottom, screwing my face
> up like a prat.

Wow I can see the resemblance!

That's my pops. That's Edgy's cat. The guy with the pint is my friend's Uncle Jeff, and the girl above that is her niece, lickle Nancy. By process of elimination, I'm at the bottom, screwing my face up like a prat.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Freaky. I'm in the new mag by the way, on the digital cameras page at
> the back, if any sexy ladies are reading.
>
> *pangs of desperation*

That moustache doesn't suit you, and I reckon you'd look better with contacts.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Freaky. I'm in the new mag by the way, on the digital cameras page at
> the back, if any sexy ladies are reading.
>
> *pangs of desperation*

Let me guess your the cat.

Mystique wrote:
> Heh

I take it you mean H.E.H. .... which as we all know stands for Hips, Ears and Head.
What's that Marge. Yes id love an omelette right about now.

He-he

Heh