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Before I make this post let me say that I know that Tribute was talking about this but he didn't really make a story about. So thanks Tribute.
One day Mystique, Sheepy, Ashley, Gerrid, ~Res~, and Drunk Cow left the chat forums in search for a little fun. They met each other at the corner of We're Going To Die street. As they stood there with nothing to do Sheepy suggested for them to go to the nearest fast food place and have a bite to eat. They walked for what seemed to be forever. They came to a very wierd building that creeked in the darkness and had dead vines crawling all over it. It looked kind of like a fast food place so they all decided to go into the dark mansion.
Slowly Mystique walks through the rusted steel gate on front of the mansion as the others followed because Mystique is the bravest of the bunch. Ashley, Gerrid, and Drunk Cow seemed to shiver at the sight of the psychotic looking building. With a small karate kick from Mystique the wooden door broke open. Everyone inched themselves inside and looked around.
Inside there was a fireplace that seems like it hasn't been used in ages. Two huge rusted chandaleers hung silently from the roof. The stairs to the to the second floor thrived with spider webs and looked unsafe to use.
~Res~= Sheepy your so weak and girly, why are you shivering.
Sheepy=Shut up ~Res~ or your dead!
~Res~=Oh, I better listen to the all mighty notable!
Sheepy= You are so going to die.
~Res~ then found a small tube of a green liquid that seemed to moved on its own. In a mean show of envy ~Res~ tried spilling the ozzy liquid on Sheepy. "Boom" the tube shattered and the liqiud sprayed all over ~Res~ before he could drop it on Sheepy. "AHHHHHHHHH" ~Res~ screemed. ~Res~'s skin was made crisp and he seemed to dicapitate from the inside out and he turned a strange grayish green color. ~Res~ then jumped on Ashley and bit him in the hand a couple of times. "AHHHH" he screemed and turned into another zombie like creature as well and fell to the floor.
"GGGGGRRRRR" ~Res~ grumbled as he limped toward the others. Sheepy ran madly toward the stairs to escape the reach of the undead fiend. The stairs then broke and Sheepy fell through and got stuck. ~Res~ limps toward Sheepy and bites franticaly on his neck. Sheepy had only a few breaths left. He stuggled to say something then finaly spit it out. " Lo lo long live Joel Staggs" he said then his neck snapped right off.
At that time Ashley cralwed toward Mystique. Mystique didn't hestitate to look around for something to smack him with. She found a huge sharp knife that hung along the side of the fireplace. With a huge swipe Mystique sliced his head right off. Then Mystique charged at ~Res~ and sliced a large chunk of skin and bone off his head. Both zombies stayed down for at least two minutes then ~Res~ got back up with his head almost falling off and looked at Gerrid and Drunk Cow's derection.
Drunk Cow then stoled Mystique's knife and threw it at ~Res~'s heart. It struck a derect hit and ~Res~ fell again. Mystique then took back her knife and ran to where the door was before she broke it open. Amazingly a new steel door took it's place and blocked any escape from the evil mansion. They used all their strength to open it but it just wouldn't budge. At that moment ~Res~ arose again. Unlike Ashley that just stayed down, ~Res~ just keeps coming back after death.
Mystique throws her knife at ~Res~ in an angry frustarating matter. ~Res~ then catches the knife and throws it at Drunk Cow. The knife gets caught in Drunk Cow's heart and he slowly falls to his knees and dies aswell. ~Res~ then limps toward Drunk Cow's corpes and takes the knife. Gerrid, Mystique, and ~Res~ stared at each other for a long while. The fireplace caught fire all of a sudden and distracted ~Res~'s attention.
Gerrid thought this was the perfect apportunity to charge straight at the fiend and take his weopon. Gerrid runs at ~Res~ and quickly regains concentration. Gerrid then grabs hold of the half of the knife handle. They wrestled for the knife back and forth until Gerrid loses balance becuase he triped on Drunk Cow's body. At that moment ~Res~ lets go of the knife and eats away at Gerrid's torso.
Mystique quickly jumps for ~Res~ and kicks his head right of his shoulders and permanetly kills ~Res~. Gerrid was badly ingured and had large amounts of blood cascading from his boby. Mystique quickly breaks open a small window and crawls through with Gerrid in her arms. She yells madly until someone came and took Gerrid into an ambulance. Mystique joined Gerrid on the ambulance aswell and she stared at Gerrid. "Myst don't tell anyone in the forums what happe...." Gerrid tried to say as he finally died.
Mystique screamed until the the doctors knew what had happened to Gerrid. Mystique was then brought home and she slept the whole night. The next day she awoke shakey and scared and went to the forums to try to continue her normal life again.
Drunk
One day Mystique, Sheepy, Ashley, Gerrid, ~Res~, and Drunk Cow left the chat forums in search for a little fun. They met each other at the corner of We're Going To Die street. As they stood there with nothing to do Sheepy suggested for them to go to the nearest fast food place and have a bite to eat. They walked for what seemed to be forever. They came to a very wierd building that creeked in the darkness and had dead vines crawling all over it. It looked kind of like a fast food place so they all decided to go into the dark mansion.
Slowly Mystique walks through the rusted steel gate on front of the mansion as the others followed because Mystique is the bravest of the bunch. Ashley, Gerrid, and Drunk Cow seemed to shiver at the sight of the psychotic looking building. With a small karate kick from Mystique the wooden door broke open. Everyone inched themselves inside and looked around.
Inside there was a fireplace that seems like it hasn't been used in ages. Two huge rusted chandaleers hung silently from the roof. The stairs to the to the second floor thrived with spider webs and looked unsafe to use.
~Res~= Sheepy your so weak and girly, why are you shivering.
Sheepy=Shut up ~Res~ or your dead!
~Res~=Oh, I better listen to the all mighty notable!
Sheepy= You are so going to die.
~Res~ then found a small tube of a green liquid that seemed to moved on its own. In a mean show of envy ~Res~ tried spilling the ozzy liquid on Sheepy. "Boom" the tube shattered and the liqiud sprayed all over ~Res~ before he could drop it on Sheepy. "AHHHHHHHHH" ~Res~ screemed. ~Res~'s skin was made crisp and he seemed to dicapitate from the inside out and he turned a strange grayish green color. ~Res~ then jumped on Ashley and bit him in the hand a couple of times. "AHHHH" he screemed and turned into another zombie like creature as well and fell to the floor.
"GGGGGRRRRR" ~Res~ grumbled as he limped toward the others. Sheepy ran madly toward the stairs to escape the reach of the undead fiend. The stairs then broke and Sheepy fell through and got stuck. ~Res~ limps toward Sheepy and bites franticaly on his neck. Sheepy had only a few breaths left. He stuggled to say something then finaly spit it out. " Lo lo long live Joel Staggs" he said then his neck snapped right off.
At that time Ashley cralwed toward Mystique. Mystique didn't hestitate to look around for something to smack him with. She found a huge sharp knife that hung along the side of the fireplace. With a huge swipe Mystique sliced his head right off. Then Mystique charged at ~Res~ and sliced a large chunk of skin and bone off his head. Both zombies stayed down for at least two minutes then ~Res~ got back up with his head almost falling off and looked at Gerrid and Drunk Cow's derection.
Drunk Cow then stoled Mystique's knife and threw it at ~Res~'s heart. It struck a derect hit and ~Res~ fell again. Mystique then took back her knife and ran to where the door was before she broke it open. Amazingly a new steel door took it's place and blocked any escape from the evil mansion. They used all their strength to open it but it just wouldn't budge. At that moment ~Res~ arose again. Unlike Ashley that just stayed down, ~Res~ just keeps coming back after death.
Mystique throws her knife at ~Res~ in an angry frustarating matter. ~Res~ then catches the knife and throws it at Drunk Cow. The knife gets caught in Drunk Cow's heart and he slowly falls to his knees and dies aswell. ~Res~ then limps toward Drunk Cow's corpes and takes the knife. Gerrid, Mystique, and ~Res~ stared at each other for a long while. The fireplace caught fire all of a sudden and distracted ~Res~'s attention.
Gerrid thought this was the perfect apportunity to charge straight at the fiend and take his weopon. Gerrid runs at ~Res~ and quickly regains concentration. Gerrid then grabs hold of the half of the knife handle. They wrestled for the knife back and forth until Gerrid loses balance becuase he triped on Drunk Cow's body. At that moment ~Res~ lets go of the knife and eats away at Gerrid's torso.
Mystique quickly jumps for ~Res~ and kicks his head right of his shoulders and permanetly kills ~Res~. Gerrid was badly ingured and had large amounts of blood cascading from his boby. Mystique quickly breaks open a small window and crawls through with Gerrid in her arms. She yells madly until someone came and took Gerrid into an ambulance. Mystique joined Gerrid on the ambulance aswell and she stared at Gerrid. "Myst don't tell anyone in the forums what happe...." Gerrid tried to say as he finally died.
Mystique screamed until the the doctors knew what had happened to Gerrid. Mystique was then brought home and she slept the whole night. The next day she awoke shakey and scared and went to the forums to try to continue her normal life again.
Drunk
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Before I make this post let me say that I know that Tribute was talking about this but he didn't really make a story about. So thanks Tribute.
One day Mystique, Sheepy, Ashley, Gerrid, ~Res~, and Drunk Cow left the chat forums in search for a little fun. They met each other at the corner of We're Going To Die street. As they stood there with nothing to do Sheepy suggested for them to go to the nearest fast food place and have a bite to eat. They walked for what seemed to be forever. They came to a very wierd building that creeked in the darkness and had dead vines crawling all over it. It looked kind of like a fast food place so they all decided to go into the dark mansion.
Slowly Mystique walks through the rusted steel gate on front of the mansion as the others followed because Mystique is the bravest of the bunch. Ashley, Gerrid, and Drunk Cow seemed to shiver at the sight of the psychotic looking building. With a small karate kick from Mystique the wooden door broke open. Everyone inched themselves inside and looked around.
Inside there was a fireplace that seems like it hasn't been used in ages. Two huge rusted chandaleers hung silently from the roof. The stairs to the to the second floor thrived with spider webs and looked unsafe to use.
~Res~= Sheepy your so weak and girly, why are you shivering.
Sheepy=Shut up ~Res~ or your dead!
~Res~=Oh, I better listen to the all mighty notable!
Sheepy= You are so going to die.
~Res~ then found a small tube of a green liquid that seemed to moved on its own. In a mean show of envy ~Res~ tried spilling the ozzy liquid on Sheepy. "Boom" the tube shattered and the liqiud sprayed all over ~Res~ before he could drop it on Sheepy. "AHHHHHHHHH" ~Res~ screemed. ~Res~'s skin was made crisp and he seemed to dicapitate from the inside out and he turned a strange grayish green color. ~Res~ then jumped on Ashley and bit him in the hand a couple of times. "AHHHH" he screemed and turned into another zombie like creature as well and fell to the floor.
"GGGGGRRRRR" ~Res~ grumbled as he limped toward the others. Sheepy ran madly toward the stairs to escape the reach of the undead fiend. The stairs then broke and Sheepy fell through and got stuck. ~Res~ limps toward Sheepy and bites franticaly on his neck. Sheepy had only a few breaths left. He stuggled to say something then finaly spit it out. " Lo lo long live Joel Staggs" he said then his neck snapped right off.
At that time Ashley cralwed toward Mystique. Mystique didn't hestitate to look around for something to smack him with. She found a huge sharp knife that hung along the side of the fireplace. With a huge swipe Mystique sliced his head right off. Then Mystique charged at ~Res~ and sliced a large chunk of skin and bone off his head. Both zombies stayed down for at least two minutes then ~Res~ got back up with his head almost falling off and looked at Gerrid and Drunk Cow's derection.
Drunk Cow then stoled Mystique's knife and threw it at ~Res~'s heart. It struck a derect hit and ~Res~ fell again. Mystique then took back her knife and ran to where the door was before she broke it open. Amazingly a new steel door took it's place and blocked any escape from the evil mansion. They used all their strength to open it but it just wouldn't budge. At that moment ~Res~ arose again. Unlike Ashley that just stayed down, ~Res~ just keeps coming back after death.
Mystique throws her knife at ~Res~ in an angry frustarating matter. ~Res~ then catches the knife and throws it at Drunk Cow. The knife gets caught in Drunk Cow's heart and he slowly falls to his knees and dies aswell. ~Res~ then limps toward Drunk Cow's corpes and takes the knife. Gerrid, Mystique, and ~Res~ stared at each other for a long while. The fireplace caught fire all of a sudden and distracted ~Res~'s attention.
Gerrid thought this was the perfect apportunity to charge straight at the fiend and take his weopon. Gerrid runs at ~Res~ and quickly regains concentration. Gerrid then grabs hold of the half of the knife handle. They wrestled for the knife back and forth until Gerrid loses balance becuase he triped on Drunk Cow's body. At that moment ~Res~ lets go of the knife and eats away at Gerrid's torso.
Mystique quickly jumps for ~Res~ and kicks his head right of his shoulders and permanetly kills ~Res~. Gerrid was badly ingured and had large amounts of blood cascading from his boby. Mystique quickly breaks open a small window and crawls through with Gerrid in her arms. She yells madly until someone came and took Gerrid into an ambulance. Mystique joined Gerrid on the ambulance aswell and she stared at Gerrid. "Myst don't tell anyone in the forums what happe...." Gerrid tried to say as he finally died.
Mystique screamed until the the doctors knew what had happened to Gerrid. Mystique was then brought home and she slept the whole night. The next day she awoke shakey and scared and went to the forums to try to continue her normal life again.
Drunk
One day Mystique, Sheepy, Ashley, Gerrid, ~Res~, and Drunk Cow left the chat forums in search for a little fun. They met each other at the corner of We're Going To Die street. As they stood there with nothing to do Sheepy suggested for them to go to the nearest fast food place and have a bite to eat. They walked for what seemed to be forever. They came to a very wierd building that creeked in the darkness and had dead vines crawling all over it. It looked kind of like a fast food place so they all decided to go into the dark mansion.
Slowly Mystique walks through the rusted steel gate on front of the mansion as the others followed because Mystique is the bravest of the bunch. Ashley, Gerrid, and Drunk Cow seemed to shiver at the sight of the psychotic looking building. With a small karate kick from Mystique the wooden door broke open. Everyone inched themselves inside and looked around.
Inside there was a fireplace that seems like it hasn't been used in ages. Two huge rusted chandaleers hung silently from the roof. The stairs to the to the second floor thrived with spider webs and looked unsafe to use.
~Res~= Sheepy your so weak and girly, why are you shivering.
Sheepy=Shut up ~Res~ or your dead!
~Res~=Oh, I better listen to the all mighty notable!
Sheepy= You are so going to die.
~Res~ then found a small tube of a green liquid that seemed to moved on its own. In a mean show of envy ~Res~ tried spilling the ozzy liquid on Sheepy. "Boom" the tube shattered and the liqiud sprayed all over ~Res~ before he could drop it on Sheepy. "AHHHHHHHHH" ~Res~ screemed. ~Res~'s skin was made crisp and he seemed to dicapitate from the inside out and he turned a strange grayish green color. ~Res~ then jumped on Ashley and bit him in the hand a couple of times. "AHHHH" he screemed and turned into another zombie like creature as well and fell to the floor.
"GGGGGRRRRR" ~Res~ grumbled as he limped toward the others. Sheepy ran madly toward the stairs to escape the reach of the undead fiend. The stairs then broke and Sheepy fell through and got stuck. ~Res~ limps toward Sheepy and bites franticaly on his neck. Sheepy had only a few breaths left. He stuggled to say something then finaly spit it out. " Lo lo long live Joel Staggs" he said then his neck snapped right off.
At that time Ashley cralwed toward Mystique. Mystique didn't hestitate to look around for something to smack him with. She found a huge sharp knife that hung along the side of the fireplace. With a huge swipe Mystique sliced his head right off. Then Mystique charged at ~Res~ and sliced a large chunk of skin and bone off his head. Both zombies stayed down for at least two minutes then ~Res~ got back up with his head almost falling off and looked at Gerrid and Drunk Cow's derection.
Drunk Cow then stoled Mystique's knife and threw it at ~Res~'s heart. It struck a derect hit and ~Res~ fell again. Mystique then took back her knife and ran to where the door was before she broke it open. Amazingly a new steel door took it's place and blocked any escape from the evil mansion. They used all their strength to open it but it just wouldn't budge. At that moment ~Res~ arose again. Unlike Ashley that just stayed down, ~Res~ just keeps coming back after death.
Mystique throws her knife at ~Res~ in an angry frustarating matter. ~Res~ then catches the knife and throws it at Drunk Cow. The knife gets caught in Drunk Cow's heart and he slowly falls to his knees and dies aswell. ~Res~ then limps toward Drunk Cow's corpes and takes the knife. Gerrid, Mystique, and ~Res~ stared at each other for a long while. The fireplace caught fire all of a sudden and distracted ~Res~'s attention.
Gerrid thought this was the perfect apportunity to charge straight at the fiend and take his weopon. Gerrid runs at ~Res~ and quickly regains concentration. Gerrid then grabs hold of the half of the knife handle. They wrestled for the knife back and forth until Gerrid loses balance becuase he triped on Drunk Cow's body. At that moment ~Res~ lets go of the knife and eats away at Gerrid's torso.
Mystique quickly jumps for ~Res~ and kicks his head right of his shoulders and permanetly kills ~Res~. Gerrid was badly ingured and had large amounts of blood cascading from his boby. Mystique quickly breaks open a small window and crawls through with Gerrid in her arms. She yells madly until someone came and took Gerrid into an ambulance. Mystique joined Gerrid on the ambulance aswell and she stared at Gerrid. "Myst don't tell anyone in the forums what happe...." Gerrid tried to say as he finally died.
Mystique screamed until the the doctors knew what had happened to Gerrid. Mystique was then brought home and she slept the whole night. The next day she awoke shakey and scared and went to the forums to try to continue her normal life again.
Drunk
Look guys my first spoof. :)
I got my inspiration from Tribute so I tribute this spoof to Tribute:D
I got my inspiration from Tribute so I tribute this spoof to Tribute:D
Not the best post ever, but a very good first spoof. Just don't do em all that often as they can become tiresome. :)
Good though. :)
Good though. :)
Extremely poor.
Even for you....
Even for you....
Lord H wrote:
> Extremely poor.
>
> Even for you....
WHAT!! Explain to me why it's so poor! You may have a point.
> Extremely poor.
>
> Even for you....
WHAT!! Explain to me why it's so poor! You may have a point.
Drunk Cow wrote:
> WHAT!! Explain to me why it's so poor! You may have a point.
It's a spoof. That's why it's poor.
> WHAT!! Explain to me why it's so poor! You may have a point.
It's a spoof. That's why it's poor.
If you've got nothing constructive to say, then don't say anything.
Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> If you've got nothing constructive to say, then don't say anything.
*
> If you've got nothing constructive to say, then don't say anything.
*
Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> If you've got nothing constructive to say, then don't say anything.
Not only is this the first time Mr. Snuggly posts in one of my posts, but he makes a great point.
Two in one special, wowwerz!!
> If you've got nothing constructive to say, then don't say anything.
Not only is this the first time Mr. Snuggly posts in one of my posts, but he makes a great point.
Two in one special, wowwerz!!
The Mad Cow wrote:
Drunk Cow then stoled Mystique's knife
******
Ha ha "Stoled"
Drunk Cow then stoled Mystique's knife
******
Ha ha "Stoled"
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