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*Deep in the Kyoto HQ, Nintendo is working on the latest world killing gadgets*
Now listen up Mr. Slacker, this is important. Here are my new selection of gadegets, and I want you to take a look, and take it all in!
*Japanesey looking Q goes around the lab, while The Slacker follows him*
Ah so! This, my young apprentice, is a new gadget designed to suck up the money of young, fledgling families. You see, this is a Poke Ball, yes?
Well, no actualy! You see. Its a 'piggy bank'. Kids put their yen or whatever they have in the heretic European states now, in, and then its transported, by power of Kirby Star, straight into our coffers!
MMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!
Yes, well. Now - oh do pay attention!
*Mr Slacker picks up a large oblong object*
Do be careful! Exclaims Ninty Q Thats the new super weapon to destroy Bill Gates brain! And that, *as the Slacker finds a large pair of 'baps'* is my wifes, er, *cough* yes. Er, 'enhancements'. Now leave it!
Come!
Now, this, 666, is my new weapon to fight evil Anti Gamers. Its called a 'Adult Content Gun' It simply blinds the buffoons with supposed evil gaming visuals, and lets you get past, on to the shops to pick up our latest surprise! AHA!
*Slacker pockets it*
Now, this I am particularly proud of. *Points to rucksack looking object*
Yes, this is the infamous Ninty BackPackTM! It contains all the secret agents needs to spread our evi*cough!* great message accross the known world! Inside are a Q (to tempt buyers, and then we leave them with a normal Cube! MMMWWAHHHAA!) and several top games. Of course, this is the Japanese design, so we'll need to take out Hamster Date 5 and Horse Whisperer 2002, and put in Metroid and all those rubbishy, western games!
Also inside are several Yamauchi Corp Brainwasher sticks, with which you can create legions of mindless Nintys to follow you!
YAH! Yes, anyway.
Oh! And for transport, heres the new version of the Kirby Star Mk78 LARGE. Let Sotaruwa demonstrate. You see, you get on, flick the ignition on, then press down on the top point and *WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH! CRASH!* Ah, well, you don't go through the ceiling, but anyway, its yours! That should be especialy useful for the completely unplanned one section bit of your upcoming assignment where all you have is this star, and it will save you life and kill all you foes! Indeed!
And this time, do be careful 666. Last time my lovely Wavebird prototype was crushed beneath your sofa! I know your assignment was to play the GC non-stop, but even so....my Wavebird prototype!
Dear me!
---
;)
Now listen up Mr. Slacker, this is important. Here are my new selection of gadegets, and I want you to take a look, and take it all in!
*Japanesey looking Q goes around the lab, while The Slacker follows him*
Ah so! This, my young apprentice, is a new gadget designed to suck up the money of young, fledgling families. You see, this is a Poke Ball, yes?
Well, no actualy! You see. Its a 'piggy bank'. Kids put their yen or whatever they have in the heretic European states now, in, and then its transported, by power of Kirby Star, straight into our coffers!
MMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!
Yes, well. Now - oh do pay attention!
*Mr Slacker picks up a large oblong object*
Do be careful! Exclaims Ninty Q Thats the new super weapon to destroy Bill Gates brain! And that, *as the Slacker finds a large pair of 'baps'* is my wifes, er, *cough* yes. Er, 'enhancements'. Now leave it!
Come!
Now, this, 666, is my new weapon to fight evil Anti Gamers. Its called a 'Adult Content Gun' It simply blinds the buffoons with supposed evil gaming visuals, and lets you get past, on to the shops to pick up our latest surprise! AHA!
*Slacker pockets it*
Now, this I am particularly proud of. *Points to rucksack looking object*
Yes, this is the infamous Ninty BackPackTM! It contains all the secret agents needs to spread our evi*cough!* great message accross the known world! Inside are a Q (to tempt buyers, and then we leave them with a normal Cube! MMMWWAHHHAA!) and several top games. Of course, this is the Japanese design, so we'll need to take out Hamster Date 5 and Horse Whisperer 2002, and put in Metroid and all those rubbishy, western games!
Also inside are several Yamauchi Corp Brainwasher sticks, with which you can create legions of mindless Nintys to follow you!
YAH! Yes, anyway.
Oh! And for transport, heres the new version of the Kirby Star Mk78 LARGE. Let Sotaruwa demonstrate. You see, you get on, flick the ignition on, then press down on the top point and *WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH! CRASH!* Ah, well, you don't go through the ceiling, but anyway, its yours! That should be especialy useful for the completely unplanned one section bit of your upcoming assignment where all you have is this star, and it will save you life and kill all you foes! Indeed!
And this time, do be careful 666. Last time my lovely Wavebird prototype was crushed beneath your sofa! I know your assignment was to play the GC non-stop, but even so....my Wavebird prototype!
Dear me!
---
;)
Cheers.
Aha! Very funny! With much Ah's! Ah so!
*Deep in the Kyoto HQ, Nintendo is working on the latest world killing gadgets*
Now listen up Mr. Slacker, this is important. Here are my new selection of gadegets, and I want you to take a look, and take it all in!
*Japanesey looking Q goes around the lab, while The Slacker follows him*
Ah so! This, my young apprentice, is a new gadget designed to suck up the money of young, fledgling families. You see, this is a Poke Ball, yes?
Well, no actualy! You see. Its a 'piggy bank'. Kids put their yen or whatever they have in the heretic European states now, in, and then its transported, by power of Kirby Star, straight into our coffers!
MMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!
Yes, well. Now - oh do pay attention!
*Mr Slacker picks up a large oblong object*
Do be careful! Exclaims Ninty Q Thats the new super weapon to destroy Bill Gates brain! And that, *as the Slacker finds a large pair of 'baps'* is my wifes, er, *cough* yes. Er, 'enhancements'. Now leave it!
Come!
Now, this, 666, is my new weapon to fight evil Anti Gamers. Its called a 'Adult Content Gun' It simply blinds the buffoons with supposed evil gaming visuals, and lets you get past, on to the shops to pick up our latest surprise! AHA!
*Slacker pockets it*
Now, this I am particularly proud of. *Points to rucksack looking object*
Yes, this is the infamous Ninty BackPackTM! It contains all the secret agents needs to spread our evi*cough!* great message accross the known world! Inside are a Q (to tempt buyers, and then we leave them with a normal Cube! MMMWWAHHHAA!) and several top games. Of course, this is the Japanese design, so we'll need to take out Hamster Date 5 and Horse Whisperer 2002, and put in Metroid and all those rubbishy, western games!
Also inside are several Yamauchi Corp Brainwasher sticks, with which you can create legions of mindless Nintys to follow you!
YAH! Yes, anyway.
Oh! And for transport, heres the new version of the Kirby Star Mk78 LARGE. Let Sotaruwa demonstrate. You see, you get on, flick the ignition on, then press down on the top point and *WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH! CRASH!* Ah, well, you don't go through the ceiling, but anyway, its yours! That should be especialy useful for the completely unplanned one section bit of your upcoming assignment where all you have is this star, and it will save you life and kill all you foes! Indeed!
And this time, do be careful 666. Last time my lovely Wavebird prototype was crushed beneath your sofa! I know your assignment was to play the GC non-stop, but even so....my Wavebird prototype!
Dear me!
---
;)
Now listen up Mr. Slacker, this is important. Here are my new selection of gadegets, and I want you to take a look, and take it all in!
*Japanesey looking Q goes around the lab, while The Slacker follows him*
Ah so! This, my young apprentice, is a new gadget designed to suck up the money of young, fledgling families. You see, this is a Poke Ball, yes?
Well, no actualy! You see. Its a 'piggy bank'. Kids put their yen or whatever they have in the heretic European states now, in, and then its transported, by power of Kirby Star, straight into our coffers!
MMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!
Yes, well. Now - oh do pay attention!
*Mr Slacker picks up a large oblong object*
Do be careful! Exclaims Ninty Q Thats the new super weapon to destroy Bill Gates brain! And that, *as the Slacker finds a large pair of 'baps'* is my wifes, er, *cough* yes. Er, 'enhancements'. Now leave it!
Come!
Now, this, 666, is my new weapon to fight evil Anti Gamers. Its called a 'Adult Content Gun' It simply blinds the buffoons with supposed evil gaming visuals, and lets you get past, on to the shops to pick up our latest surprise! AHA!
*Slacker pockets it*
Now, this I am particularly proud of. *Points to rucksack looking object*
Yes, this is the infamous Ninty BackPackTM! It contains all the secret agents needs to spread our evi*cough!* great message accross the known world! Inside are a Q (to tempt buyers, and then we leave them with a normal Cube! MMMWWAHHHAA!) and several top games. Of course, this is the Japanese design, so we'll need to take out Hamster Date 5 and Horse Whisperer 2002, and put in Metroid and all those rubbishy, western games!
Also inside are several Yamauchi Corp Brainwasher sticks, with which you can create legions of mindless Nintys to follow you!
YAH! Yes, anyway.
Oh! And for transport, heres the new version of the Kirby Star Mk78 LARGE. Let Sotaruwa demonstrate. You see, you get on, flick the ignition on, then press down on the top point and *WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH! CRASH!* Ah, well, you don't go through the ceiling, but anyway, its yours! That should be especialy useful for the completely unplanned one section bit of your upcoming assignment where all you have is this star, and it will save you life and kill all you foes! Indeed!
And this time, do be careful 666. Last time my lovely Wavebird prototype was crushed beneath your sofa! I know your assignment was to play the GC non-stop, but even so....my Wavebird prototype!
Dear me!
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;)