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Pikmin has been one of the greatest of stategy games of this year. It's about a ship wrecked spaceman called Captain Olimar that finds a wierd spaceship looking device that he calls an onion that is full with a strange species called pikmin. Slowly he learns that the pikmin help him look for his missing ship parts that were blown away at impact. Slowly the pikmin become Captain Olimar's friends and somewhat troop.
But the game only shows them looking for Captain Olimar's ship parts. The game doesn't even show them eating, and even a ship wrecked spaceman can't survive without food for 13 days. That's why about 4:00 each day they went to the nearest fast food place and chow down.
They went to the nearest Mac-Donalds and found tiny termite holes that they would creep through and enter the fast food palace. Next time you drop a french fry on the floor, keep a magnifying glass handy. See closely and you could have a chance tiny blue, yellow and red dots munching on the grease fulled fry. Or if they are really despret for food they go straight to the fryer and get fries, but of course only the red pikmin could enter the hot flames to get their food.
But they don't only eat french fries all thier lives. When in need of something to drink they have to drink a good sip out of a Coca-Cola. All the pikmin need a drink but only the blue pikmin can jump into that cola and swim through it and try to tip it over. Slowly they drink their well deserved cola and countinue on their search for food.
But the pikmin and Captain Olimar are not the only living things that need food. They must fight for their meal with many small animals including roaches, flies, and their arch enemies the ants. The number one place they find ants are on the vanilla ice cream cones that little boys and girls drop on the sidewalk.
When they first lay eyes on each other they unleash all the fight they can. They bite, punch, kick, and jump on each other under the small drips of melting ice cream melting under the sun. Oh no, what's this a parade of gigantic feet storm toward their derection.
At the end of the battle Captian Oliver has lost many pikmin but the reward was great. If the pikmin are really despret sometimes they have to get a special bomb called pop rocks and throw them at the bloody fiends.
All around the island they traveled for the search for food. The pikmin are vicious little killers that will do anything for their chicken mac-nuggets. They can crawl on you and slowly eat through your flesh in a moments notice. Afterward they'll bring you to the onion to make more of their troops, oh, and have another taste of flesh of course.
Drunk
But the game only shows them looking for Captain Olimar's ship parts. The game doesn't even show them eating, and even a ship wrecked spaceman can't survive without food for 13 days. That's why about 4:00 each day they went to the nearest fast food place and chow down.
They went to the nearest Mac-Donalds and found tiny termite holes that they would creep through and enter the fast food palace. Next time you drop a french fry on the floor, keep a magnifying glass handy. See closely and you could have a chance tiny blue, yellow and red dots munching on the grease fulled fry. Or if they are really despret for food they go straight to the fryer and get fries, but of course only the red pikmin could enter the hot flames to get their food.
But they don't only eat french fries all thier lives. When in need of something to drink they have to drink a good sip out of a Coca-Cola. All the pikmin need a drink but only the blue pikmin can jump into that cola and swim through it and try to tip it over. Slowly they drink their well deserved cola and countinue on their search for food.
But the pikmin and Captain Olimar are not the only living things that need food. They must fight for their meal with many small animals including roaches, flies, and their arch enemies the ants. The number one place they find ants are on the vanilla ice cream cones that little boys and girls drop on the sidewalk.
When they first lay eyes on each other they unleash all the fight they can. They bite, punch, kick, and jump on each other under the small drips of melting ice cream melting under the sun. Oh no, what's this a parade of gigantic feet storm toward their derection.
At the end of the battle Captian Oliver has lost many pikmin but the reward was great. If the pikmin are really despret sometimes they have to get a special bomb called pop rocks and throw them at the bloody fiends.
All around the island they traveled for the search for food. The pikmin are vicious little killers that will do anything for their chicken mac-nuggets. They can crawl on you and slowly eat through your flesh in a moments notice. Afterward they'll bring you to the onion to make more of their troops, oh, and have another taste of flesh of course.
Drunk
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Is a question mark and a wierd mix of non-existing words all I made
> this for? GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRR! I grrrrr all you!
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Looks like it, kiddo.
> Is a question mark and a wierd mix of non-existing words all I made
> this for? GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRR! I grrrrr all you!
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Looks like it, kiddo.
It's good.
Is a question mark and a wierd mix of non-existing words all I made this for? GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRR! I grrrrr all you!
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xBeanx wrote:
> Blah... dribble... slurp... (hiccup!)
>
> Hmmmm, cow flesh, hmmmm.
Why thanks, my prayers have been answered with this great display of the english language.
> Blah... dribble... slurp... (hiccup!)
>
> Hmmmm, cow flesh, hmmmm.
Why thanks, my prayers have been answered with this great display of the english language.
Blah... dribble... slurp... (hiccup!)
Hmmmm, cow flesh, hmmmm.
Hmmmm, cow flesh, hmmmm.
Oh, come on! I need at least one post from you guys. At least a small opinion.
I hate it, i love it, i think I'm going to di a life of boredom because of you, anything!
I hate it, i love it, i think I'm going to di a life of boredom because of you, anything!
Pikmin has been one of the greatest of stategy games of this year. It's about a ship wrecked spaceman called Captain Olimar that finds a wierd spaceship looking device that he calls an onion that is full with a strange species called pikmin. Slowly he learns that the pikmin help him look for his missing ship parts that were blown away at impact. Slowly the pikmin become Captain Olimar's friends and somewhat troop.
But the game only shows them looking for Captain Olimar's ship parts. The game doesn't even show them eating, and even a ship wrecked spaceman can't survive without food for 13 days. That's why about 4:00 each day they went to the nearest fast food place and chow down.
They went to the nearest Mac-Donalds and found tiny termite holes that they would creep through and enter the fast food palace. Next time you drop a french fry on the floor, keep a magnifying glass handy. See closely and you could have a chance tiny blue, yellow and red dots munching on the grease fulled fry. Or if they are really despret for food they go straight to the fryer and get fries, but of course only the red pikmin could enter the hot flames to get their food.
But they don't only eat french fries all thier lives. When in need of something to drink they have to drink a good sip out of a Coca-Cola. All the pikmin need a drink but only the blue pikmin can jump into that cola and swim through it and try to tip it over. Slowly they drink their well deserved cola and countinue on their search for food.
But the pikmin and Captain Olimar are not the only living things that need food. They must fight for their meal with many small animals including roaches, flies, and their arch enemies the ants. The number one place they find ants are on the vanilla ice cream cones that little boys and girls drop on the sidewalk.
When they first lay eyes on each other they unleash all the fight they can. They bite, punch, kick, and jump on each other under the small drips of melting ice cream melting under the sun. Oh no, what's this a parade of gigantic feet storm toward their derection.
At the end of the battle Captian Oliver has lost many pikmin but the reward was great. If the pikmin are really despret sometimes they have to get a special bomb called pop rocks and throw them at the bloody fiends.
All around the island they traveled for the search for food. The pikmin are vicious little killers that will do anything for their chicken mac-nuggets. They can crawl on you and slowly eat through your flesh in a moments notice. Afterward they'll bring you to the onion to make more of their troops, oh, and have another taste of flesh of course.
Drunk
But the game only shows them looking for Captain Olimar's ship parts. The game doesn't even show them eating, and even a ship wrecked spaceman can't survive without food for 13 days. That's why about 4:00 each day they went to the nearest fast food place and chow down.
They went to the nearest Mac-Donalds and found tiny termite holes that they would creep through and enter the fast food palace. Next time you drop a french fry on the floor, keep a magnifying glass handy. See closely and you could have a chance tiny blue, yellow and red dots munching on the grease fulled fry. Or if they are really despret for food they go straight to the fryer and get fries, but of course only the red pikmin could enter the hot flames to get their food.
But they don't only eat french fries all thier lives. When in need of something to drink they have to drink a good sip out of a Coca-Cola. All the pikmin need a drink but only the blue pikmin can jump into that cola and swim through it and try to tip it over. Slowly they drink their well deserved cola and countinue on their search for food.
But the pikmin and Captain Olimar are not the only living things that need food. They must fight for their meal with many small animals including roaches, flies, and their arch enemies the ants. The number one place they find ants are on the vanilla ice cream cones that little boys and girls drop on the sidewalk.
When they first lay eyes on each other they unleash all the fight they can. They bite, punch, kick, and jump on each other under the small drips of melting ice cream melting under the sun. Oh no, what's this a parade of gigantic feet storm toward their derection.
At the end of the battle Captian Oliver has lost many pikmin but the reward was great. If the pikmin are really despret sometimes they have to get a special bomb called pop rocks and throw them at the bloody fiends.
All around the island they traveled for the search for food. The pikmin are vicious little killers that will do anything for their chicken mac-nuggets. They can crawl on you and slowly eat through your flesh in a moments notice. Afterward they'll bring you to the onion to make more of their troops, oh, and have another taste of flesh of course.
Drunk