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This is very funny and made me laugh on many occasions
It's a short piece on neds and the majority of my school... also called townies in you're part
http://www.csm.linst.ac.uk/fashion/susie.html
I found the describtion of " Senga " most amusing.
It's a short piece on neds and the majority of my school... also called townies in you're part
http://www.csm.linst.ac.uk/fashion/susie.html
I found the describtion of " Senga " most amusing.
They're called Rudeboys around here. They all speak like black londoners and wear the same clothes.
Fantastic x 2
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Oh the Glaswegian banter!
The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD)
AD "You say you went up to your friends house that night. Why did you go there?"
Witness "Tae get a tap."
AD "Is your friend a plumber?"
Witness "Naw."
AD " Are you a plumber?"
Witness "Naw"
The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his fingers of one hand together in the universal gesture of money.
Daylight apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of questioning accordingly.
AD "So you went to the house to borrow money?"
Witness "Naw."
AD "Ah. You went to the house to lend money?"
Witness "Naw."
In exasperation the AD says, " You told the court you went to your friend's house for a tap. What kind of tap was it?"
A Rangers tap.
The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD)
AD "You say you went up to your friends house that night. Why did you go there?"
Witness "Tae get a tap."
AD "Is your friend a plumber?"
Witness "Naw."
AD " Are you a plumber?"
Witness "Naw"
The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his fingers of one hand together in the universal gesture of money.
Daylight apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of questioning accordingly.
AD "So you went to the house to borrow money?"
Witness "Naw."
AD "Ah. You went to the house to lend money?"
Witness "Naw."
In exasperation the AD says, " You told the court you went to your friend's house for a tap. What kind of tap was it?"
A Rangers tap.
Got a pic you will probably like. More a song with lyrics changed.
www.angelfire.com/jazz/specialobserve/rhoyston_rhapsody.jpg
www.angelfire.com/jazz/specialobserve/rhoyston_rhapsody.jpg
um gonae fahkin stahb yoo wiv me neef
whit tha fahk ur ye lukin at
look at the states oh yoo
whit tha fahk ur ye lukin at
look at the states oh yoo
Aright troops. Pure quality man, got any odds?
The language of the rat children (neds) is excellent to laugh at on the way to uni.
One day our nation will be run by one of them, be affraid.
The language of the rat children (neds) is excellent to laugh at on the way to uni.
One day our nation will be run by one of them, be affraid.
Yep the whole lot is totally accurate. Even down to the socks over the tracksuits. A real fashion don't.
Come to Romford!
You get thousands of them!
Romford...
Worst.Town.Ever
You all must have heard of it?
You get thousands of them!
Romford...
Worst.Town.Ever
You all must have heard of it?
Neds are quality.
Nuff said.
:-D
Nuff said.
:-D
This is very funny and made me laugh on many occasions
It's a short piece on neds and the majority of my school... also called townies in you're part
http://www.csm.linst.ac.uk/fashion/susie.html
I found the describtion of " Senga " most amusing.
It's a short piece on neds and the majority of my school... also called townies in you're part
http://www.csm.linst.ac.uk/fashion/susie.html
I found the describtion of " Senga " most amusing.