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I mean we aint had any jokes for like 2 weeks!! So anyone got any just searching the net for some.
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a man walks into a chinese take away shop and he noterces two people behind the counter, one was an ugly fat woman and the other was the owner, after he was served he noticed the fat woman wasn't around but he thought nothing of it and went home. The next day the man went into the take away and noticed there was only the owner there but again he thought nothing of it and he orded his dinner and went home. The next day the man went back in and said "where is that ugly fat woman i havn't seen her for a couple of days" then the owner replyed "she is proberly making her way through your bawls as we speak".
- Superman is flying above the city.
-He sees wonderwoman, naked on a roof top, moaning sensuously.
-He says " i could probably use my super speed to go down and roger her, and no-one would know..."
-before you could say BAM, he flies in and rogers wonderwoman.
-Wonderwoman says "what the hell was that?"
-"i don't know, but my rear hurts," replies the invisible man
-He sees wonderwoman, naked on a roof top, moaning sensuously.
-He says " i could probably use my super speed to go down and roger her, and no-one would know..."
-before you could say BAM, he flies in and rogers wonderwoman.
-Wonderwoman says "what the hell was that?"
-"i don't know, but my rear hurts," replies the invisible man
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> It was a couples 25th wedding anniversary and, as presents, they gave
> eachother inscribed headstones. The headstone the husband gave his
> wife read "Here lies my dear wife, cold as usual" while the
> husbands from his wife read "Here lies my dear husband, stiff at
> last"
>
> :-D
Lol thats a good one, bout time we had some jokes as well.
> It was a couples 25th wedding anniversary and, as presents, they gave
> eachother inscribed headstones. The headstone the husband gave his
> wife read "Here lies my dear wife, cold as usual" while the
> husbands from his wife read "Here lies my dear husband, stiff at
> last"
>
> :-D
Lol thats a good one, bout time we had some jokes as well.
Mystique wrote:
> Whats the difference between giving a girl head and a speed trap?....
In one you can see the _____________ behind the _____________ :-D
> Whats the difference between giving a girl head and a speed trap?....
In one you can see the _____________ behind the _____________ :-D
Whats the difference between giving a girl head and a speed trap?....
Heh.
It was a couples 25th wedding anniversary and, as presents, they gave eachother inscribed headstones. The headstone the husband gave his wife read "Here lies my dear wife, cold as usual" while the husbands from his wife read "Here lies my dear husband, stiff at last"
:-D
:-D
6mins and still no reply, i grow thin of your sayings.
*Looks at watch*
hang on a min
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