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I mean we aint had any jokes for like 2 weeks!! So anyone got any just searching the net for some.
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I mean we aint had any jokes for like 2 weeks!! So anyone got any just searching the net for some.
hang on a min
*Looks at watch*
6mins and still no reply, i grow thin of your sayings.
It was a couples 25th wedding anniversary and, as presents, they gave eachother inscribed headstones. The headstone the husband gave his wife read "Here lies my dear wife, cold as usual" while the husbands from his wife read "Here lies my dear husband, stiff at last"
:-D
:-D
Heh.
Whats the difference between giving a girl head and a speed trap?....
Mystique wrote:
> Whats the difference between giving a girl head and a speed trap?....
In one you can see the _____________ behind the _____________ :-D
> Whats the difference between giving a girl head and a speed trap?....
In one you can see the _____________ behind the _____________ :-D
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> It was a couples 25th wedding anniversary and, as presents, they gave
> eachother inscribed headstones. The headstone the husband gave his
> wife read "Here lies my dear wife, cold as usual" while the
> husbands from his wife read "Here lies my dear husband, stiff at
> last"
>
> :-D
Lol thats a good one, bout time we had some jokes as well.
> It was a couples 25th wedding anniversary and, as presents, they gave
> eachother inscribed headstones. The headstone the husband gave his
> wife read "Here lies my dear wife, cold as usual" while the
> husbands from his wife read "Here lies my dear husband, stiff at
> last"
>
> :-D
Lol thats a good one, bout time we had some jokes as well.
- Superman is flying above the city.
-He sees wonderwoman, naked on a roof top, moaning sensuously.
-He says " i could probably use my super speed to go down and roger her, and no-one would know..."
-before you could say BAM, he flies in and rogers wonderwoman.
-Wonderwoman says "what the hell was that?"
-"i don't know, but my rear hurts," replies the invisible man
-He sees wonderwoman, naked on a roof top, moaning sensuously.
-He says " i could probably use my super speed to go down and roger her, and no-one would know..."
-before you could say BAM, he flies in and rogers wonderwoman.
-Wonderwoman says "what the hell was that?"
-"i don't know, but my rear hurts," replies the invisible man
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