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"Steve Penk - Genius"

Any of you have a radio station run by the Captial network anywhere near you? You need to listen to this show, maybe it's my simple mind, but the jokes get straight to me.

Ringing up a doctors surgery. Saying he's broken down in his car, they get confused. He asks if they could give him a toe ;-)

Advising listeners to go to MacDonalds and ask for a Cheeseburger. Also ask them to leave off the cheese. See if they advise you that you could just have the normal burger. If not, when the plain burger arrives, say you wanted a cheeseburger without cheese, not a plain burger. Walk out in disguist.

If you don't have a capital station near you, head off to here http://www.brmb.co.uk and you can listen live.

I'll be quiet now.

did anyone hear the b0l0ocks wind up?
that was good.

penky rocks

I remember when he used to work at Manchester Key 103 before the bright lights of London called. Enjoy him while you can, he kicks *ss (damn you infernal pottymouth checker).

*death to the infidels*

Ashley says:

"hahhahaha any one remember scottie ellis? well you may remember some bloke who emailed in claiming to be the director of madison square gardens, and that they had never heard of scottie ellis, and that steve penk called him up and he had a go at him on air! well i was that man, I managed to prank my way on to capital with a cleverly written email. hahhaha i pranked the prank master"

Heh heh funny jokes it's almost as bad as that sweedish chainsaw with "Don't stop blade with hands or genitals" written on it, the cheese cake with "don't turn up-side down" on the bottom or the bag of nuts with "This may contain traces of nuts" on the side. What a weird world we live in :D

I've seen a guy order a cheeseburger with no meat before on drive thru, they sold it him too, when he got to the window and recieved his order he complained but they wouldn't refund him or nothing, heh 70p down the drain.

Any of you have a radio station run by the Captial network anywhere near you? You need to listen to this show, maybe it's my simple mind, but the jokes get straight to me.

Ringing up a doctors surgery. Saying he's broken down in his car, they get confused. He asks if they could give him a toe ;-)

Advising listeners to go to MacDonalds and ask for a Cheeseburger. Also ask them to leave off the cheese. See if they advise you that you could just have the normal burger. If not, when the plain burger arrives, say you wanted a cheeseburger without cheese, not a plain burger. Walk out in disguist.

If you don't have a capital station near you, head off to here http://www.brmb.co.uk and you can listen live.

I'll be quiet now.