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Sim Soup!
It was recently announced today that the Sims would be coming to the X-Box for all to enjoy. In this new style of Sim creation you will order around your pre-set people to make your very own brand of soup mmmm that's good cooking. The characters pictures have not yet been released but their names are going to be: -
Microchips
Boz
Fosbe
BIGMAN
Drunk Cow
Maverick42
G®åpô²ºº²
locky1133
Twain
Mystique
Lethal Weapon
Nobody knows why Microsoft has chosen those colourful to say the least names but then again Bill Gates has never been one to follow conventional methods. Each One of these characters is yours to control each with there own area of expertise whether it's keeping the soup from boiling over costing your Bistro serious profits or cutting up the carrots making sure your not hacking your friends arm off. As I have already said no one knows what these characters look like but I can safely tell you all of their profiles, which were released in an exclusive press conference, held in one of Bill Gates many mansions. Spokes person Fook Yu says "My favourite character is Lethal Weapon with his bulging muscles from lifting countless vegetables and fluids into the pot." News has it that she has been fired for revealing this information on Lethal Weapons appearance. So without further delay I give you the character specifications.
Microchips: -
Quick with a ladle this is one Sim you don’t want to mess with. He can stir and serve 27 bowls of soup every 30 seconds but loses points because he sometimes keeps stirring when he hands the bowl to the customer causing multiple losses of limbs.
Boz: -
Master of both salt and pepper he was recently drafted into the game from his post in Iraq were he was studying chemical warfare. He has invented many defensive weapons in the past from Mustard gas to Pepper Spray.
Fosbe: -
This Sim controls the heat of the soup so you must keep a good eye on him. If you forget about Fosbe his eyes will slowly go to the adult store across the street and the soup will boil over costing the Bistro many of it’s profits.
BIGMAN: -
He may be big but damn is he weak this guy controls the amount of bread that goes into the mixture once again if you forget about this man he’ll continue to put in bread absorbing all the soup!
Drunk Cow: -
What can I say accept she has made a hobby out of stammering around the Bistro falling into to flames and trying to sue your company for accidental damages!
Maverick 42: -
Maverick42 is the founder of AA Alcoholics anonymous and is your one way of combating Drunk Cow just tell him to hold up a bottle of Vodka and Drunk cow will stop trying to light her clothes and will come straight to him.
G®åpô²ºº², locky1133, Twain and Mystique: -
These are your crack team of lawyers just in case that disturbed cow manages to stammer into a courtroom. All of these members of the Sim family have studied law at Harvard and are ready to kickass in the court rooms whenever you need them all except Mystique that is she just brings them coffee and Bagels on demand.
And finally we come to Microchips: -
As I have told you earlier Microchips cuts up all the vegetables that are needed to make and exquisite dish but if your not careful some unsuspecting Sim (or Drunk Cow trying to sue in a new area) Will get their arm lobbed of which is definitely not a pretty site.
And there you have it the latest plan for X-box to take the market by storm but whether it is a success or not is purely up to you! This Game has pleased Edge but will it please the people that matter…(that’s you the consumer in case you didn’t know) This game will be hitting a store near you around Christmas for the sum of £50 on the dot and is targeted at both the gaming community and schools Home Economics departments.
By Cubist
Copyright ©2002 Stephen Duff
[email protected]
It was recently announced today that the Sims would be coming to the X-Box for all to enjoy. In this new style of Sim creation you will order around your pre-set people to make your very own brand of soup mmmm that's good cooking. The characters pictures have not yet been released but their names are going to be: -
Microchips
Boz
Fosbe
BIGMAN
Drunk Cow
Maverick42
G®åpô²ºº²
locky1133
Twain
Mystique
Lethal Weapon
Nobody knows why Microsoft has chosen those colourful to say the least names but then again Bill Gates has never been one to follow conventional methods. Each One of these characters is yours to control each with there own area of expertise whether it's keeping the soup from boiling over costing your Bistro serious profits or cutting up the carrots making sure your not hacking your friends arm off. As I have already said no one knows what these characters look like but I can safely tell you all of their profiles, which were released in an exclusive press conference, held in one of Bill Gates many mansions. Spokes person Fook Yu says "My favourite character is Lethal Weapon with his bulging muscles from lifting countless vegetables and fluids into the pot." News has it that she has been fired for revealing this information on Lethal Weapons appearance. So without further delay I give you the character specifications.
Microchips: -
Quick with a ladle this is one Sim you don’t want to mess with. He can stir and serve 27 bowls of soup every 30 seconds but loses points because he sometimes keeps stirring when he hands the bowl to the customer causing multiple losses of limbs.
Boz: -
Master of both salt and pepper he was recently drafted into the game from his post in Iraq were he was studying chemical warfare. He has invented many defensive weapons in the past from Mustard gas to Pepper Spray.
Fosbe: -
This Sim controls the heat of the soup so you must keep a good eye on him. If you forget about Fosbe his eyes will slowly go to the adult store across the street and the soup will boil over costing the Bistro many of it’s profits.
BIGMAN: -
He may be big but damn is he weak this guy controls the amount of bread that goes into the mixture once again if you forget about this man he’ll continue to put in bread absorbing all the soup!
Drunk Cow: -
What can I say accept she has made a hobby out of stammering around the Bistro falling into to flames and trying to sue your company for accidental damages!
Maverick 42: -
Maverick42 is the founder of AA Alcoholics anonymous and is your one way of combating Drunk Cow just tell him to hold up a bottle of Vodka and Drunk cow will stop trying to light her clothes and will come straight to him.
G®åpô²ºº², locky1133, Twain and Mystique: -
These are your crack team of lawyers just in case that disturbed cow manages to stammer into a courtroom. All of these members of the Sim family have studied law at Harvard and are ready to kickass in the court rooms whenever you need them all except Mystique that is she just brings them coffee and Bagels on demand.
And finally we come to Microchips: -
As I have told you earlier Microchips cuts up all the vegetables that are needed to make and exquisite dish but if your not careful some unsuspecting Sim (or Drunk Cow trying to sue in a new area) Will get their arm lobbed of which is definitely not a pretty site.
And there you have it the latest plan for X-box to take the market by storm but whether it is a success or not is purely up to you! This Game has pleased Edge but will it please the people that matter…(that’s you the consumer in case you didn’t know) This game will be hitting a store near you around Christmas for the sum of £50 on the dot and is targeted at both the gaming community and schools Home Economics departments.
By Cubist
Copyright ©2002 Stephen Duff
[email protected]
Thanx for all the support guys :D
Lol, funny post Cubist.
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Great post. You should realy make a sequel.
>
>
>
> But next time please say he instead of she for me. I am a guy you
> know.
Your a guy :| I thought you were a girl! Sorry about that just "Cow" is what we call fat, b!tchy girls up in Scotland I thought you were being comical with your name :D Sorry I'll remember next time ;D
> Great post. You should realy make a sequel.
>
>
>
> But next time please say he instead of she for me. I am a guy you
> know.
Your a guy :| I thought you were a girl! Sorry about that just "Cow" is what we call fat, b!tchy girls up in Scotland I thought you were being comical with your name :D Sorry I'll remember next time ;D
Great post.
Great post. You should realy make a sequel.
But next time please say he instead of she for me. I am a guy you know.
But next time please say he instead of she for me. I am a guy you know.
after that laugh lets have another...lets all go to the "interesting facts" topic *nudge, nudge*, come on lets go *wink, wink*
lol great
can you sign me up for your next spoof...please
can you sign me up for your next spoof...please
Yay! I appear twice, with split personalities! Anyways, lol, that was funny Cubist! :)
Sim Soup!
It was recently announced today that the Sims would be coming to the X-Box for all to enjoy. In this new style of Sim creation you will order around your pre-set people to make your very own brand of soup mmmm that's good cooking. The characters pictures have not yet been released but their names are going to be: -
Microchips
Boz
Fosbe
BIGMAN
Drunk Cow
Maverick42
G®åpô²ºº²
locky1133
Twain
Mystique
Lethal Weapon
Nobody knows why Microsoft has chosen those colourful to say the least names but then again Bill Gates has never been one to follow conventional methods. Each One of these characters is yours to control each with there own area of expertise whether it's keeping the soup from boiling over costing your Bistro serious profits or cutting up the carrots making sure your not hacking your friends arm off. As I have already said no one knows what these characters look like but I can safely tell you all of their profiles, which were released in an exclusive press conference, held in one of Bill Gates many mansions. Spokes person Fook Yu says "My favourite character is Lethal Weapon with his bulging muscles from lifting countless vegetables and fluids into the pot." News has it that she has been fired for revealing this information on Lethal Weapons appearance. So without further delay I give you the character specifications.
Microchips: -
Quick with a ladle this is one Sim you don’t want to mess with. He can stir and serve 27 bowls of soup every 30 seconds but loses points because he sometimes keeps stirring when he hands the bowl to the customer causing multiple losses of limbs.
Boz: -
Master of both salt and pepper he was recently drafted into the game from his post in Iraq were he was studying chemical warfare. He has invented many defensive weapons in the past from Mustard gas to Pepper Spray.
Fosbe: -
This Sim controls the heat of the soup so you must keep a good eye on him. If you forget about Fosbe his eyes will slowly go to the adult store across the street and the soup will boil over costing the Bistro many of it’s profits.
BIGMAN: -
He may be big but damn is he weak this guy controls the amount of bread that goes into the mixture once again if you forget about this man he’ll continue to put in bread absorbing all the soup!
Drunk Cow: -
What can I say accept she has made a hobby out of stammering around the Bistro falling into to flames and trying to sue your company for accidental damages!
Maverick 42: -
Maverick42 is the founder of AA Alcoholics anonymous and is your one way of combating Drunk Cow just tell him to hold up a bottle of Vodka and Drunk cow will stop trying to light her clothes and will come straight to him.
G®åpô²ºº², locky1133, Twain and Mystique: -
These are your crack team of lawyers just in case that disturbed cow manages to stammer into a courtroom. All of these members of the Sim family have studied law at Harvard and are ready to kickass in the court rooms whenever you need them all except Mystique that is she just brings them coffee and Bagels on demand.
And finally we come to Microchips: -
As I have told you earlier Microchips cuts up all the vegetables that are needed to make and exquisite dish but if your not careful some unsuspecting Sim (or Drunk Cow trying to sue in a new area) Will get their arm lobbed of which is definitely not a pretty site.
And there you have it the latest plan for X-box to take the market by storm but whether it is a success or not is purely up to you! This Game has pleased Edge but will it please the people that matter…(that’s you the consumer in case you didn’t know) This game will be hitting a store near you around Christmas for the sum of £50 on the dot and is targeted at both the gaming community and schools Home Economics departments.
By Cubist
Copyright ©2002 Stephen Duff
[email protected]
It was recently announced today that the Sims would be coming to the X-Box for all to enjoy. In this new style of Sim creation you will order around your pre-set people to make your very own brand of soup mmmm that's good cooking. The characters pictures have not yet been released but their names are going to be: -
Microchips
Boz
Fosbe
BIGMAN
Drunk Cow
Maverick42
G®åpô²ºº²
locky1133
Twain
Mystique
Lethal Weapon
Nobody knows why Microsoft has chosen those colourful to say the least names but then again Bill Gates has never been one to follow conventional methods. Each One of these characters is yours to control each with there own area of expertise whether it's keeping the soup from boiling over costing your Bistro serious profits or cutting up the carrots making sure your not hacking your friends arm off. As I have already said no one knows what these characters look like but I can safely tell you all of their profiles, which were released in an exclusive press conference, held in one of Bill Gates many mansions. Spokes person Fook Yu says "My favourite character is Lethal Weapon with his bulging muscles from lifting countless vegetables and fluids into the pot." News has it that she has been fired for revealing this information on Lethal Weapons appearance. So without further delay I give you the character specifications.
Microchips: -
Quick with a ladle this is one Sim you don’t want to mess with. He can stir and serve 27 bowls of soup every 30 seconds but loses points because he sometimes keeps stirring when he hands the bowl to the customer causing multiple losses of limbs.
Boz: -
Master of both salt and pepper he was recently drafted into the game from his post in Iraq were he was studying chemical warfare. He has invented many defensive weapons in the past from Mustard gas to Pepper Spray.
Fosbe: -
This Sim controls the heat of the soup so you must keep a good eye on him. If you forget about Fosbe his eyes will slowly go to the adult store across the street and the soup will boil over costing the Bistro many of it’s profits.
BIGMAN: -
He may be big but damn is he weak this guy controls the amount of bread that goes into the mixture once again if you forget about this man he’ll continue to put in bread absorbing all the soup!
Drunk Cow: -
What can I say accept she has made a hobby out of stammering around the Bistro falling into to flames and trying to sue your company for accidental damages!
Maverick 42: -
Maverick42 is the founder of AA Alcoholics anonymous and is your one way of combating Drunk Cow just tell him to hold up a bottle of Vodka and Drunk cow will stop trying to light her clothes and will come straight to him.
G®åpô²ºº², locky1133, Twain and Mystique: -
These are your crack team of lawyers just in case that disturbed cow manages to stammer into a courtroom. All of these members of the Sim family have studied law at Harvard and are ready to kickass in the court rooms whenever you need them all except Mystique that is she just brings them coffee and Bagels on demand.
And finally we come to Microchips: -
As I have told you earlier Microchips cuts up all the vegetables that are needed to make and exquisite dish but if your not careful some unsuspecting Sim (or Drunk Cow trying to sue in a new area) Will get their arm lobbed of which is definitely not a pretty site.
And there you have it the latest plan for X-box to take the market by storm but whether it is a success or not is purely up to you! This Game has pleased Edge but will it please the people that matter…(that’s you the consumer in case you didn’t know) This game will be hitting a store near you around Christmas for the sum of £50 on the dot and is targeted at both the gaming community and schools Home Economics departments.
By Cubist
Copyright ©2002 Stephen Duff
[email protected]