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"Whoever laced these shoes"

Is a mong

I need to do it myself which I hate AND it's hard to fit show strings through the hole... Ahem I bought new shoes today in Glasgow.

At open day... it rocked and can't wait to go to Uni.

Very nice student West End with many bars and unions with cheap booze and many, many, many fine females. I talked to one with my Radiohead t-shirt for about ten minutes and it rocked and you could tell she wanted me... errr yeah.

That's about it bambinoes

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I'm a size 11/12, but thankfully times have changed and most places
> stock shoes that big. My mate Fos is 6"5 and can't find any
> trousers that fit... heh

i have big feet. I mock myself for my big feet. But then again big feet...

SHEEPY wrote:
> HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> yay, another pointless daily round-up on SHEEPY's life.
> ---
>
> Yet you still read and reply

I do

I bought some shoes at the weekend that have a number of magical and mystical benefits:

1: They're smart enough for work, while actually being trainers, and therefore marvellously comfortable.
2: They have no laces: perfect for the lazy duffer like myself.
3: They're stealth shoes. Not only are they black, they make no noise when I walk, especially in a carpeted office. Combined with the cords I'm wearing today, which also make no walking swish-swish noise, I've been pretending I'm Snake all day, and been 'sneaking' instead of walking.
4: They were on sale, and were ludicrously cheap.

Huzzah!

My friend also can hardly find clothes that fit him

I laugh

They are Vans and they're black and I hate buying shoes and clothes

And my finger hurts because I cut it with end of guitar string

I'm a size 11/12, but thankfully times have changed and most places stock shoes that big. My mate Fos is 6"5 and can't find any trousers that fit... heh

Get Velcro, then get a bib and speak funny and you can claim disability allowance.

Easy money, though you'll have to walk the streets shouting at passes by in a spastic voice and dribble a lot.

whenever i buy my vans trainers i just get the person serving me to lace them

(vans shoes are a begger to lace)

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> yay, another pointless daily round-up on SHEEPY's life.
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Yet you still read and reply

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
"yay, another pointless daily round-up on SHEEPY's life."

Yup, and I love em.

SHEEPY wrote:
>you could tell she
> wanted me... errr yeah.

go SHEEPY

:)