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Hello again, my friends. It is I, Ultima Weapon to present to you another story of mine from my squidgy thing in my skull. Today, it is about Snow and the seven old gits. In today's stroy, there is famous celebrities like....
WARNING: Don't read this of you are an animal lover.
Piecal Tackson
Pandy Poor
Seven midgets from Mars
Yes, indeed. Read on for a laugh.....
In the fantasy world of North Park, there once lived an evil, doll and beautiful neither-sex person named, Queen who sung 'We Will Talk You'. One day in the 32nd of December, Queen had stopped for a cup poo in a cup out of a dog in the local Cafe, Eggface. With it, it took Mirror who spoke like Sweep from Sooty and the Queen asked.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the dopiest of them all?"
"zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, Hatta!" Replied Mirror.
"Yes, I thought it was Stephen Hawking too, but who is the most beautiful of them all?" The Queen went on.
"Snow , zzzz?" The Mirror replied scared.
"Iz it? Hmm, Why you little......" The Queen stuttered.
Queen had gone realy angry and it's faced turned white and silver. Queen ahd took out a shotgun and shot the mirror with Islama's head into the center of it's heart. The mirror cracked opened like there are has been drunk idiots in a fight for a naughty magazine ripped up in pieces. So, everyone else in cafe looked in horror and said.
"Good one, mate!"
With a smile on Queen's face, the Mirror and instantly cried out a curse and said...well....
"ZZZZZZZZZZ! Dragonball X!"
In slow motion, the Queen cried out "Nooooooooooooooo!"
In seconds, the Queen was mutated into an 'Super Adult Mutant Dingo'. Everyone else in the cafe was horrified and ran away like a bunch of pansies with smily faces. The Queen, now called Dingo, which is still a neither-sex thing ran to capture Snow.
Chapter 2
---------
In the summer day of December the 33rd, Snow was running around the Christmas tree and in the backround, music from Sher (Weird). She was getting ready for the ball......wait a minute, wrong script.....
*Checks files*
Ha ha! Here we go! She had decided to go for a walk in the park with her dog, Vishnu and her rabbit, Lakshmi. She was travelleing through Sherwood Forest......wait a minute, wrong script again.....
*Checks files again in anger*
This time, no mistakes!! She had travelled through Pessington park with her dog and rabbit. She had came across many wonderous things like.....
The Leaning of Mife
The Biggest Poo in the world
The Toilet Brush
George Washington
Special Reserve and everyone in it
Sonic the Hedgehog
Although travelled a kizillion miles in a Wipeout Machine, she had came across 7 old gits. They were all dancing to song that went like this...
'We went to hole and went....YAHOO!
We had food poisoning and went....YAHOO!
I ate a sausage and went....YAHOO!
I am dead now and went....YAHOO!'
Snow thought it was a load of crap and went to them...
"What are listening to this trash for?? What are you anyway?"
"We are old gits, ye fool!!" All of them replied. "Now, our names are..." Each and every one of them had shouted out their names. They were..
Mr.Bean
Mr.Dean
Mr.Lean
Mr.Pean
Mr.Sean
mr.tean
The odd one oot.
Not for long, Dingo had been sneaking behind Snow form a while. Dingo, with it's Piecal Tackson face, had slaughtered Vishnu and Lakshmi with it's rusty claws and pierced them to bits. (Shame). Then the old gits had looked at Dingo and Dingo had transported Snow to it's castle, Locksley Castle where Robin.... for the love of ****!
*Finds right files at last...*
Here we go! At last......Dingo had transported her to South Park. In shock, the Gits had been preparing for a war. Well, they used their equipment to save Snow.
Chapter 3
---------
So, the old gits had a few tricks up their cotton sleeves. They had prepared and had with them were: Swords, Nuclear Missiles, Guns, Money and a few naughty magazines if they ever got bored (which they did). They had travelled to South Park by voiture and on their way, they sung this song.
'My butt is big,
So is my fig,
Toilet brushes, love crushes,
That's where we sit,
The next day when we wake up,
We all become and old git!'
They had sung this song forever until they reached South Park, which took them 9 days.
It was the 50th of December and everyone in South Park were in weird shapes. On the way, the old gits ahd reached castle Beyond Thunderdome and skipped all that Mad Max crap. They went to the front door and the odd one oot had shouted out...
"Give us our Snow back or we will breakdance for it.."
"Very well then.......come inside" Dingo replied.
So the old gits had came inside and charged through the castle like they were in the Battle of Culloden. Little did they realize, they had fell in the trap Dingo had set up.
"Mwa-hawk! Yoo fools. Who could fall into a trap like that??"
"It was secret, you idiot!" Mr.Bean replied.
"......Oh yeah. Mwa ha ha! You will die sooner later." Dingo roared.
Meanwhile.....Mr.Lean had prayed to God for help. And all of a sudden, King Arthur ahd appered out of nowhere and roared like a drunk lion....
"YOU! DINGO! It's time to.......BREAKDANCE!!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" Dingo cried.
King Arhtur had set out a colloseum..and started to dance the night away. He had done 'The Excalibur Stab', 'Sliding Guts' and 'Revive'. All of a sudden, Dingo disappeared into thin air. Also, because of this, Lakshmi and Vishnu had came back to life and the folk were free. And all of a sudden...
"yOU PEOPLE will forget what yoo have seen today and watch FOX instead..." Shouted Arhtur and a white light shone all around and were never seen again....
Sad and happy. It does contain a couple of stupid bits, I think...but I hope you have enjoyed it.
UW.
WARNING: Don't read this of you are an animal lover.
Piecal Tackson
Pandy Poor
Seven midgets from Mars
Yes, indeed. Read on for a laugh.....
In the fantasy world of North Park, there once lived an evil, doll and beautiful neither-sex person named, Queen who sung 'We Will Talk You'. One day in the 32nd of December, Queen had stopped for a cup poo in a cup out of a dog in the local Cafe, Eggface. With it, it took Mirror who spoke like Sweep from Sooty and the Queen asked.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the dopiest of them all?"
"zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, Hatta!" Replied Mirror.
"Yes, I thought it was Stephen Hawking too, but who is the most beautiful of them all?" The Queen went on.
"Snow , zzzz?" The Mirror replied scared.
"Iz it? Hmm, Why you little......" The Queen stuttered.
Queen had gone realy angry and it's faced turned white and silver. Queen ahd took out a shotgun and shot the mirror with Islama's head into the center of it's heart. The mirror cracked opened like there are has been drunk idiots in a fight for a naughty magazine ripped up in pieces. So, everyone else in cafe looked in horror and said.
"Good one, mate!"
With a smile on Queen's face, the Mirror and instantly cried out a curse and said...well....
"ZZZZZZZZZZ! Dragonball X!"
In slow motion, the Queen cried out "Nooooooooooooooo!"
In seconds, the Queen was mutated into an 'Super Adult Mutant Dingo'. Everyone else in the cafe was horrified and ran away like a bunch of pansies with smily faces. The Queen, now called Dingo, which is still a neither-sex thing ran to capture Snow.
Chapter 2
---------
In the summer day of December the 33rd, Snow was running around the Christmas tree and in the backround, music from Sher (Weird). She was getting ready for the ball......wait a minute, wrong script.....
*Checks files*
Ha ha! Here we go! She had decided to go for a walk in the park with her dog, Vishnu and her rabbit, Lakshmi. She was travelleing through Sherwood Forest......wait a minute, wrong script again.....
*Checks files again in anger*
This time, no mistakes!! She had travelled through Pessington park with her dog and rabbit. She had came across many wonderous things like.....
The Leaning of Mife
The Biggest Poo in the world
The Toilet Brush
George Washington
Special Reserve and everyone in it
Sonic the Hedgehog
Although travelled a kizillion miles in a Wipeout Machine, she had came across 7 old gits. They were all dancing to song that went like this...
'We went to hole and went....YAHOO!
We had food poisoning and went....YAHOO!
I ate a sausage and went....YAHOO!
I am dead now and went....YAHOO!'
Snow thought it was a load of crap and went to them...
"What are listening to this trash for?? What are you anyway?"
"We are old gits, ye fool!!" All of them replied. "Now, our names are..." Each and every one of them had shouted out their names. They were..
Mr.Bean
Mr.Dean
Mr.Lean
Mr.Pean
Mr.Sean
mr.tean
The odd one oot.
Not for long, Dingo had been sneaking behind Snow form a while. Dingo, with it's Piecal Tackson face, had slaughtered Vishnu and Lakshmi with it's rusty claws and pierced them to bits. (Shame). Then the old gits had looked at Dingo and Dingo had transported Snow to it's castle, Locksley Castle where Robin.... for the love of ****!
*Finds right files at last...*
Here we go! At last......Dingo had transported her to South Park. In shock, the Gits had been preparing for a war. Well, they used their equipment to save Snow.
Chapter 3
---------
So, the old gits had a few tricks up their cotton sleeves. They had prepared and had with them were: Swords, Nuclear Missiles, Guns, Money and a few naughty magazines if they ever got bored (which they did). They had travelled to South Park by voiture and on their way, they sung this song.
'My butt is big,
So is my fig,
Toilet brushes, love crushes,
That's where we sit,
The next day when we wake up,
We all become and old git!'
They had sung this song forever until they reached South Park, which took them 9 days.
It was the 50th of December and everyone in South Park were in weird shapes. On the way, the old gits ahd reached castle Beyond Thunderdome and skipped all that Mad Max crap. They went to the front door and the odd one oot had shouted out...
"Give us our Snow back or we will breakdance for it.."
"Very well then.......come inside" Dingo replied.
So the old gits had came inside and charged through the castle like they were in the Battle of Culloden. Little did they realize, they had fell in the trap Dingo had set up.
"Mwa-hawk! Yoo fools. Who could fall into a trap like that??"
"It was secret, you idiot!" Mr.Bean replied.
"......Oh yeah. Mwa ha ha! You will die sooner later." Dingo roared.
Meanwhile.....Mr.Lean had prayed to God for help. And all of a sudden, King Arthur ahd appered out of nowhere and roared like a drunk lion....
"YOU! DINGO! It's time to.......BREAKDANCE!!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" Dingo cried.
King Arhtur had set out a colloseum..and started to dance the night away. He had done 'The Excalibur Stab', 'Sliding Guts' and 'Revive'. All of a sudden, Dingo disappeared into thin air. Also, because of this, Lakshmi and Vishnu had came back to life and the folk were free. And all of a sudden...
"yOU PEOPLE will forget what yoo have seen today and watch FOX instead..." Shouted Arhtur and a white light shone all around and were never seen again....
Sad and happy. It does contain a couple of stupid bits, I think...but I hope you have enjoyed it.
UW.
Don't get me wrong UW - it was a peculiar piece of writing, but I like peculiar things.
So you where dropped how many times on your head when you where a baby?
Question: Have mind-altering substances been taken prior to writing this?
Hello again, my friends. It is I, Ultima Weapon to present to you another story of mine from my squidgy thing in my skull. Today, it is about Snow and the seven old gits. In today's stroy, there is famous celebrities like....
WARNING: Don't read this of you are an animal lover.
Piecal Tackson
Pandy Poor
Seven midgets from Mars
Yes, indeed. Read on for a laugh.....
In the fantasy world of North Park, there once lived an evil, doll and beautiful neither-sex person named, Queen who sung 'We Will Talk You'. One day in the 32nd of December, Queen had stopped for a cup poo in a cup out of a dog in the local Cafe, Eggface. With it, it took Mirror who spoke like Sweep from Sooty and the Queen asked.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the dopiest of them all?"
"zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, Hatta!" Replied Mirror.
"Yes, I thought it was Stephen Hawking too, but who is the most beautiful of them all?" The Queen went on.
"Snow , zzzz?" The Mirror replied scared.
"Iz it? Hmm, Why you little......" The Queen stuttered.
Queen had gone realy angry and it's faced turned white and silver. Queen ahd took out a shotgun and shot the mirror with Islama's head into the center of it's heart. The mirror cracked opened like there are has been drunk idiots in a fight for a naughty magazine ripped up in pieces. So, everyone else in cafe looked in horror and said.
"Good one, mate!"
With a smile on Queen's face, the Mirror and instantly cried out a curse and said...well....
"ZZZZZZZZZZ! Dragonball X!"
In slow motion, the Queen cried out "Nooooooooooooooo!"
In seconds, the Queen was mutated into an 'Super Adult Mutant Dingo'. Everyone else in the cafe was horrified and ran away like a bunch of pansies with smily faces. The Queen, now called Dingo, which is still a neither-sex thing ran to capture Snow.
Chapter 2
---------
In the summer day of December the 33rd, Snow was running around the Christmas tree and in the backround, music from Sher (Weird). She was getting ready for the ball......wait a minute, wrong script.....
*Checks files*
Ha ha! Here we go! She had decided to go for a walk in the park with her dog, Vishnu and her rabbit, Lakshmi. She was travelleing through Sherwood Forest......wait a minute, wrong script again.....
*Checks files again in anger*
This time, no mistakes!! She had travelled through Pessington park with her dog and rabbit. She had came across many wonderous things like.....
The Leaning of Mife
The Biggest Poo in the world
The Toilet Brush
George Washington
Special Reserve and everyone in it
Sonic the Hedgehog
Although travelled a kizillion miles in a Wipeout Machine, she had came across 7 old gits. They were all dancing to song that went like this...
'We went to hole and went....YAHOO!
We had food poisoning and went....YAHOO!
I ate a sausage and went....YAHOO!
I am dead now and went....YAHOO!'
Snow thought it was a load of crap and went to them...
"What are listening to this trash for?? What are you anyway?"
"We are old gits, ye fool!!" All of them replied. "Now, our names are..." Each and every one of them had shouted out their names. They were..
Mr.Bean
Mr.Dean
Mr.Lean
Mr.Pean
Mr.Sean
mr.tean
The odd one oot.
Not for long, Dingo had been sneaking behind Snow form a while. Dingo, with it's Piecal Tackson face, had slaughtered Vishnu and Lakshmi with it's rusty claws and pierced them to bits. (Shame). Then the old gits had looked at Dingo and Dingo had transported Snow to it's castle, Locksley Castle where Robin.... for the love of ****!
*Finds right files at last...*
Here we go! At last......Dingo had transported her to South Park. In shock, the Gits had been preparing for a war. Well, they used their equipment to save Snow.
Chapter 3
---------
So, the old gits had a few tricks up their cotton sleeves. They had prepared and had with them were: Swords, Nuclear Missiles, Guns, Money and a few naughty magazines if they ever got bored (which they did). They had travelled to South Park by voiture and on their way, they sung this song.
'My butt is big,
So is my fig,
Toilet brushes, love crushes,
That's where we sit,
The next day when we wake up,
We all become and old git!'
They had sung this song forever until they reached South Park, which took them 9 days.
It was the 50th of December and everyone in South Park were in weird shapes. On the way, the old gits ahd reached castle Beyond Thunderdome and skipped all that Mad Max crap. They went to the front door and the odd one oot had shouted out...
"Give us our Snow back or we will breakdance for it.."
"Very well then.......come inside" Dingo replied.
So the old gits had came inside and charged through the castle like they were in the Battle of Culloden. Little did they realize, they had fell in the trap Dingo had set up.
"Mwa-hawk! Yoo fools. Who could fall into a trap like that??"
"It was secret, you idiot!" Mr.Bean replied.
"......Oh yeah. Mwa ha ha! You will die sooner later." Dingo roared.
Meanwhile.....Mr.Lean had prayed to God for help. And all of a sudden, King Arthur ahd appered out of nowhere and roared like a drunk lion....
"YOU! DINGO! It's time to.......BREAKDANCE!!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" Dingo cried.
King Arhtur had set out a colloseum..and started to dance the night away. He had done 'The Excalibur Stab', 'Sliding Guts' and 'Revive'. All of a sudden, Dingo disappeared into thin air. Also, because of this, Lakshmi and Vishnu had came back to life and the folk were free. And all of a sudden...
"yOU PEOPLE will forget what yoo have seen today and watch FOX instead..." Shouted Arhtur and a white light shone all around and were never seen again....
Sad and happy. It does contain a couple of stupid bits, I think...but I hope you have enjoyed it.
UW.
WARNING: Don't read this of you are an animal lover.
Piecal Tackson
Pandy Poor
Seven midgets from Mars
Yes, indeed. Read on for a laugh.....
In the fantasy world of North Park, there once lived an evil, doll and beautiful neither-sex person named, Queen who sung 'We Will Talk You'. One day in the 32nd of December, Queen had stopped for a cup poo in a cup out of a dog in the local Cafe, Eggface. With it, it took Mirror who spoke like Sweep from Sooty and the Queen asked.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the dopiest of them all?"
"zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, Hatta!" Replied Mirror.
"Yes, I thought it was Stephen Hawking too, but who is the most beautiful of them all?" The Queen went on.
"Snow , zzzz?" The Mirror replied scared.
"Iz it? Hmm, Why you little......" The Queen stuttered.
Queen had gone realy angry and it's faced turned white and silver. Queen ahd took out a shotgun and shot the mirror with Islama's head into the center of it's heart. The mirror cracked opened like there are has been drunk idiots in a fight for a naughty magazine ripped up in pieces. So, everyone else in cafe looked in horror and said.
"Good one, mate!"
With a smile on Queen's face, the Mirror and instantly cried out a curse and said...well....
"ZZZZZZZZZZ! Dragonball X!"
In slow motion, the Queen cried out "Nooooooooooooooo!"
In seconds, the Queen was mutated into an 'Super Adult Mutant Dingo'. Everyone else in the cafe was horrified and ran away like a bunch of pansies with smily faces. The Queen, now called Dingo, which is still a neither-sex thing ran to capture Snow.
Chapter 2
---------
In the summer day of December the 33rd, Snow was running around the Christmas tree and in the backround, music from Sher (Weird). She was getting ready for the ball......wait a minute, wrong script.....
*Checks files*
Ha ha! Here we go! She had decided to go for a walk in the park with her dog, Vishnu and her rabbit, Lakshmi. She was travelleing through Sherwood Forest......wait a minute, wrong script again.....
*Checks files again in anger*
This time, no mistakes!! She had travelled through Pessington park with her dog and rabbit. She had came across many wonderous things like.....
The Leaning of Mife
The Biggest Poo in the world
The Toilet Brush
George Washington
Special Reserve and everyone in it
Sonic the Hedgehog
Although travelled a kizillion miles in a Wipeout Machine, she had came across 7 old gits. They were all dancing to song that went like this...
'We went to hole and went....YAHOO!
We had food poisoning and went....YAHOO!
I ate a sausage and went....YAHOO!
I am dead now and went....YAHOO!'
Snow thought it was a load of crap and went to them...
"What are listening to this trash for?? What are you anyway?"
"We are old gits, ye fool!!" All of them replied. "Now, our names are..." Each and every one of them had shouted out their names. They were..
Mr.Bean
Mr.Dean
Mr.Lean
Mr.Pean
Mr.Sean
mr.tean
The odd one oot.
Not for long, Dingo had been sneaking behind Snow form a while. Dingo, with it's Piecal Tackson face, had slaughtered Vishnu and Lakshmi with it's rusty claws and pierced them to bits. (Shame). Then the old gits had looked at Dingo and Dingo had transported Snow to it's castle, Locksley Castle where Robin.... for the love of ****!
*Finds right files at last...*
Here we go! At last......Dingo had transported her to South Park. In shock, the Gits had been preparing for a war. Well, they used their equipment to save Snow.
Chapter 3
---------
So, the old gits had a few tricks up their cotton sleeves. They had prepared and had with them were: Swords, Nuclear Missiles, Guns, Money and a few naughty magazines if they ever got bored (which they did). They had travelled to South Park by voiture and on their way, they sung this song.
'My butt is big,
So is my fig,
Toilet brushes, love crushes,
That's where we sit,
The next day when we wake up,
We all become and old git!'
They had sung this song forever until they reached South Park, which took them 9 days.
It was the 50th of December and everyone in South Park were in weird shapes. On the way, the old gits ahd reached castle Beyond Thunderdome and skipped all that Mad Max crap. They went to the front door and the odd one oot had shouted out...
"Give us our Snow back or we will breakdance for it.."
"Very well then.......come inside" Dingo replied.
So the old gits had came inside and charged through the castle like they were in the Battle of Culloden. Little did they realize, they had fell in the trap Dingo had set up.
"Mwa-hawk! Yoo fools. Who could fall into a trap like that??"
"It was secret, you idiot!" Mr.Bean replied.
"......Oh yeah. Mwa ha ha! You will die sooner later." Dingo roared.
Meanwhile.....Mr.Lean had prayed to God for help. And all of a sudden, King Arthur ahd appered out of nowhere and roared like a drunk lion....
"YOU! DINGO! It's time to.......BREAKDANCE!!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" Dingo cried.
King Arhtur had set out a colloseum..and started to dance the night away. He had done 'The Excalibur Stab', 'Sliding Guts' and 'Revive'. All of a sudden, Dingo disappeared into thin air. Also, because of this, Lakshmi and Vishnu had came back to life and the folk were free. And all of a sudden...
"yOU PEOPLE will forget what yoo have seen today and watch FOX instead..." Shouted Arhtur and a white light shone all around and were never seen again....
Sad and happy. It does contain a couple of stupid bits, I think...but I hope you have enjoyed it.
UW.