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*CHESSY INTRO MUZAC*
"Hello, and good evening. The time is 6 'o' clock and this is Games Today"
"In the headlines tonight - Muse are officialy being turned into a full 3D VR game, where players can play on stage, as the classic Rock band of 2003 fame, when the famously played live on top of Buckingham palace, after infiltrating by heliopters - It is rumoured that will be a secret level.
Mario, the world famous Plumber, is actualy going to get down to some work! Marios Plumbing Party is the 15th game in the Mario Party series, and will see players engaging in de-clogging u-bends and genraly getting mucky in pipes. *ahem*"
"In other news the Game Awards for 2009 have officialy been announced. It seems they will take place as usual on the 31st of December, so an entire normal calendar year can be taken into acount. Last year, games such as Halo 4, Kirbys Killer Karnage and Eternal Darkness 2 (the ever in devolpment sequel) all won top awards, and then promptly flopped. *Cough*
Staying on the theme of music, Sony are set to relase a new game, based around their old Euromix titles. Titled 'We're going to Ibiza' after a Benga Boys Europop track, of little fame, the game sees players using a dancemat/VR combo, which willenable them to club, fumble and generaly do whatever you do in the sovereign clubbing state of Ibiza. The game is set for relase on the Sony Home Control Unit, or CASH GRABBER in January of next year."
"Now, onto sport."
*MORE CHEESY MUZAC*
"In football today, England finaly won the World Cup, beating Argentina in a thrilling Fifa 2010 VR match. EA games, recently absorbed into Konami Corp of Japan, say they are delighted. 'We are so pleased that England finaly got to win something on our games' The 'real' football match ended in a violent interruption from the FAE group. The Fanatics against Electricity mistakenly attacked the wrong venue, their intended target being the old Wembley Stadium, where the British Sports Games are held"
*CHEEZY MUZAC*
"The time is 6.04 pm. You have been watching yet another pointless spoof. Thank you and goodybye."
;)
*CHESSY INTRO MUZAC*
"Hello, and good evening. The time is 6 'o' clock and this is Games Today"
"In the headlines tonight - Muse are officialy being turned into a full 3D VR game, where players can play on stage, as the classic Rock band of 2003 fame, when the famously played live on top of Buckingham palace, after infiltrating by heliopters - It is rumoured that will be a secret level.
Mario, the world famous Plumber, is actualy going to get down to some work! Marios Plumbing Party is the 15th game in the Mario Party series, and will see players engaging in de-clogging u-bends and genraly getting mucky in pipes. *ahem*"
"In other news the Game Awards for 2009 have officialy been announced. It seems they will take place as usual on the 31st of December, so an entire normal calendar year can be taken into acount. Last year, games such as Halo 4, Kirbys Killer Karnage and Eternal Darkness 2 (the ever in devolpment sequel) all won top awards, and then promptly flopped. *Cough*
Staying on the theme of music, Sony are set to relase a new game, based around their old Euromix titles. Titled 'We're going to Ibiza' after a Benga Boys Europop track, of little fame, the game sees players using a dancemat/VR combo, which willenable them to club, fumble and generaly do whatever you do in the sovereign clubbing state of Ibiza. The game is set for relase on the Sony Home Control Unit, or CASH GRABBER in January of next year."
"Now, onto sport."
*MORE CHEESY MUZAC*
"In football today, England finaly won the World Cup, beating Argentina in a thrilling Fifa 2010 VR match. EA games, recently absorbed into Konami Corp of Japan, say they are delighted. 'We are so pleased that England finaly got to win something on our games' The 'real' football match ended in a violent interruption from the FAE group. The Fanatics against Electricity mistakenly attacked the wrong venue, their intended target being the old Wembley Stadium, where the British Sports Games are held"
*CHEEZY MUZAC*
"The time is 6.04 pm. You have been watching yet another pointless spoof. Thank you and goodybye."
;)