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SRW has returned! The upcoming match is between the CAW Tag champions, The Elements, and The Star Blasters. RawisAndy (Starlight) has been getting increased involvement in recent weeks and months and has been becoming a force. His partner, Ice Blaster, hasn’t been as lucky. He’s been the CAW whipping boy for a long time.
We have the (usual) backstage segment and it features Reaver (Ant) and his tag partner. They seem to be playing darts. Reaver seems very relaxed.
“I’m so happy Jetster. Things are really starting to turn my way. I have one half of the tag titles and we are really starting to become the best tag team in the history of this CAW division. I’m so happy, I’m going to make an announcement about tonight’s match in the ring!”
(I wonder what that is going to be about.)
“Hey, Reaver! I just checked out 141!”
“Damn you!”
We have a quick segment with RIA and IB.
“Ice Blaster! Get the hell out of that fridge! We’ve got a title to win!”
“Chill out Andy!”
(Oh, the hilarity)
The Elements music hits and out come Reaver (Ant) and Jetster with evil smiles and titles galore. The crowd boo in disapproval of these talented entertainers. They climb into the ring and Reaver grabs a mic.
“Before we send our opponents into space, (smirks at Jetster) I am declaring that any CAW that interferes in this match will be fired! I just wanted to share a little happiness with all of you!”
The Star Blasters come out to a fairly muted reception but a few cheers can be heard. It looks like Jetster and Ice Blaster will get this tag match underway.
Jetster and Ice Blaster lock up in a test of strength. Jetster forces Ice Blaster into the corner and the ref orders the break. Jetster does a cheap shot further pushing the crowd on the Star Blasters side. Jetster gestures to the crowd, Ice Blaster sneaks up behind, Jetster turns into a huge right hand, then another! Jetster falls into the corner and Ice Blaster stomps away.
Ice Blaster grabs Jetster and pulls him to his tag partner. Tag to RIA (Starlight). RIA with a shot to the midsection, he follows up with an Irish whip, reversal, RIA ducks a clothesline attempt and slides out of the ring, Jetster looks for the tag to Reaver (Ant), Reaver falls face first on to the apron, RIA swings through the bottom rope and sweeps Jetster’s legs away. Cover, 1… 2…
KICK OUT! It was rather comfortable. RIA sprints up the turnbuckle and plants Jetster with a flying face buster. RIA tags Ice Blaster, Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle, the Ice Bomb! Cover, 1… 2…
REAVER SPLITS IT UP! He is getting a little frustrated. Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle again, he leaps, Overhead Belly to belly suplex by Jetster! Jetster is struggling to get to the corner, Ice Blaster grabs his leg, Jetster goes for the enziguri, Ice Blaster ducked, Ice Blaster rams Jetster’s knee into the mat! It’s not going the tag champs way at the moment!
Jetster is in agony at the moment. Ice Blaster applies a complicated looking leg submission and tweaks that knee a bit more. Ice Blaster tags in RIA and he leaps onto the turnbuckle, Oooh! He missed a frog splash! Jetster tags in Reaver (Ant)! Reaver is stomping away on RIA (Starlight); Ice Blaster comes in and gets knocked down. Reaver goes back to work on RIA, he leans RIA on the ropes, bounces off the ropes, OOOH! A huge running dropkick almost takes RIA’s head clean off! RIA tumbles to the outside.
Reaver is like a man possessed! He baseball slides a recovering RIA and whips him into the steel steps. Reaver grabs a chair! What is going through his head? Jetster pulls the chair out of his hands! Why? They exchange evil smiles, which seems to convey a message and Reaver continues destroying RIA using the ring steps.
The ref urges them to return to the ring and Reaver rolls a limp RIA in the ring. Reaver hooks up RIA in the DDT position, he signals, RIA REVERSES INTO A PIN! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! More shock value I feel. Reaver (Ant) immediately gets to his feet and goes to kick RIA (Starlight), RIA grabs hold of the leg, trips up Reaver, OOOH! Numerous low blows to Reaver! He won’t be having kids any time soon! RIA makes the signal! He lines his finisher up, NO! Reaver grabs the leg and trip RIA up. Reaver put RIA in the catapult position, NO! The ref couldn’t get out of the way! All hell has broken loose!
RIA is checking on the ref, Reaver spots a charging Ice Blaster, kick to the midsection, DDT DRIVER! Jetster pushes RIA out of the ring! The crowd are screaming for some reason! Reaver and Jetster raise their arms aloft, IT’S THE HARDY BOYS (Ice Blaster and Grandprix)!!!
Matt (Grandprix) takes Jetster and Jeff (Ice Blaster) takes Reaver (Ant). Jetster flies to the outside! Reaver is getting the better of Jeff Hardy, Matt from behind, kick to the midsection, TWIST OF FATE! Jeff climbs up, SWANTON BOMB! Matt drags Ice Blaster on Reaver! We’ve got new champs! The ref is stirring as the Hardys walk up the ramp. The ref makes the count… 1… 2…
KICK OUT! REAVER KICKED OUT! The ref has no idea who is legal anymore. RIA (Starlight) is in the ring and checks on Ice Blaster who hasn’t moved much since the DDT Driver. RIA turns round, THE MONEY MAKER! Reaver crawls over and makes the cover! Ice Blaster is moving… 1… 2…
3!!! HOW COME ICE BLASTER DIDN’T SPLIT IT UP? We have a replay of what happened. Jetster, after doing the finisher, went to the outside and grabbed hold of Ice Blaster’s leg. That was a smart move from Jetster. The Hardys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) are still up the ramp and stare down the champs at the bottom of the ramp.
WINNERS: REAVER (ANT) AND JETSTER
We have the (usual) backstage segment and it features Reaver (Ant) and his tag partner. They seem to be playing darts. Reaver seems very relaxed.
“I’m so happy Jetster. Things are really starting to turn my way. I have one half of the tag titles and we are really starting to become the best tag team in the history of this CAW division. I’m so happy, I’m going to make an announcement about tonight’s match in the ring!”
(I wonder what that is going to be about.)
“Hey, Reaver! I just checked out 141!”
“Damn you!”
We have a quick segment with RIA and IB.
“Ice Blaster! Get the hell out of that fridge! We’ve got a title to win!”
“Chill out Andy!”
(Oh, the hilarity)
The Elements music hits and out come Reaver (Ant) and Jetster with evil smiles and titles galore. The crowd boo in disapproval of these talented entertainers. They climb into the ring and Reaver grabs a mic.
“Before we send our opponents into space, (smirks at Jetster) I am declaring that any CAW that interferes in this match will be fired! I just wanted to share a little happiness with all of you!”
The Star Blasters come out to a fairly muted reception but a few cheers can be heard. It looks like Jetster and Ice Blaster will get this tag match underway.
Jetster and Ice Blaster lock up in a test of strength. Jetster forces Ice Blaster into the corner and the ref orders the break. Jetster does a cheap shot further pushing the crowd on the Star Blasters side. Jetster gestures to the crowd, Ice Blaster sneaks up behind, Jetster turns into a huge right hand, then another! Jetster falls into the corner and Ice Blaster stomps away.
Ice Blaster grabs Jetster and pulls him to his tag partner. Tag to RIA (Starlight). RIA with a shot to the midsection, he follows up with an Irish whip, reversal, RIA ducks a clothesline attempt and slides out of the ring, Jetster looks for the tag to Reaver (Ant), Reaver falls face first on to the apron, RIA swings through the bottom rope and sweeps Jetster’s legs away. Cover, 1… 2…
KICK OUT! It was rather comfortable. RIA sprints up the turnbuckle and plants Jetster with a flying face buster. RIA tags Ice Blaster, Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle, the Ice Bomb! Cover, 1… 2…
REAVER SPLITS IT UP! He is getting a little frustrated. Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle again, he leaps, Overhead Belly to belly suplex by Jetster! Jetster is struggling to get to the corner, Ice Blaster grabs his leg, Jetster goes for the enziguri, Ice Blaster ducked, Ice Blaster rams Jetster’s knee into the mat! It’s not going the tag champs way at the moment!
Jetster is in agony at the moment. Ice Blaster applies a complicated looking leg submission and tweaks that knee a bit more. Ice Blaster tags in RIA and he leaps onto the turnbuckle, Oooh! He missed a frog splash! Jetster tags in Reaver (Ant)! Reaver is stomping away on RIA (Starlight); Ice Blaster comes in and gets knocked down. Reaver goes back to work on RIA, he leans RIA on the ropes, bounces off the ropes, OOOH! A huge running dropkick almost takes RIA’s head clean off! RIA tumbles to the outside.
Reaver is like a man possessed! He baseball slides a recovering RIA and whips him into the steel steps. Reaver grabs a chair! What is going through his head? Jetster pulls the chair out of his hands! Why? They exchange evil smiles, which seems to convey a message and Reaver continues destroying RIA using the ring steps.
The ref urges them to return to the ring and Reaver rolls a limp RIA in the ring. Reaver hooks up RIA in the DDT position, he signals, RIA REVERSES INTO A PIN! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! More shock value I feel. Reaver (Ant) immediately gets to his feet and goes to kick RIA (Starlight), RIA grabs hold of the leg, trips up Reaver, OOOH! Numerous low blows to Reaver! He won’t be having kids any time soon! RIA makes the signal! He lines his finisher up, NO! Reaver grabs the leg and trip RIA up. Reaver put RIA in the catapult position, NO! The ref couldn’t get out of the way! All hell has broken loose!
RIA is checking on the ref, Reaver spots a charging Ice Blaster, kick to the midsection, DDT DRIVER! Jetster pushes RIA out of the ring! The crowd are screaming for some reason! Reaver and Jetster raise their arms aloft, IT’S THE HARDY BOYS (Ice Blaster and Grandprix)!!!
Matt (Grandprix) takes Jetster and Jeff (Ice Blaster) takes Reaver (Ant). Jetster flies to the outside! Reaver is getting the better of Jeff Hardy, Matt from behind, kick to the midsection, TWIST OF FATE! Jeff climbs up, SWANTON BOMB! Matt drags Ice Blaster on Reaver! We’ve got new champs! The ref is stirring as the Hardys walk up the ramp. The ref makes the count… 1… 2…
KICK OUT! REAVER KICKED OUT! The ref has no idea who is legal anymore. RIA (Starlight) is in the ring and checks on Ice Blaster who hasn’t moved much since the DDT Driver. RIA turns round, THE MONEY MAKER! Reaver crawls over and makes the cover! Ice Blaster is moving… 1… 2…
3!!! HOW COME ICE BLASTER DIDN’T SPLIT IT UP? We have a replay of what happened. Jetster, after doing the finisher, went to the outside and grabbed hold of Ice Blaster’s leg. That was a smart move from Jetster. The Hardys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) are still up the ramp and stare down the champs at the bottom of the ramp.
WINNERS: REAVER (ANT) AND JETSTER
Ah, the first successful defence of many I'm sure. Myself and Jetster proved that we can overcome all the elements (hur hur), and I can't wait to whip some Hardy Boy butt at Do or Die.
Great first match to get SRW back on track (not counting the LightCAW Rumble though), with some 'hilarious' promos at the beginning and some good feud building.
Great first match to get SRW back on track (not counting the LightCAW Rumble though), with some 'hilarious' promos at the beginning and some good feud building.
Not too bad considering I haven't written a match in a month or so.
greast mastch Mastt, good astuff. I resally ashould astop poasting.
Good match, and good use of The Hardy Boyz to further their feud and impending match at the PPV.
Ice Blaster the Fat B cleaned the fridge out so was obviously un fit for the match, sheesh you just cand find the partner these days.
Good match GP, despite the fact that we lost (again all Whipping Boys fault) it also made me realise that in most of the tag matches I've wrote I can only remember the one where I've actually tagged, I think I done them all in No Tag Format, heh. Top stuff again GP.
Good match GP, despite the fact that we lost (again all Whipping Boys fault) it also made me realise that in most of the tag matches I've wrote I can only remember the one where I've actually tagged, I think I done them all in No Tag Format, heh. Top stuff again GP.
SRW has returned! The upcoming match is between the CAW Tag champions, The Elements, and The Star Blasters. RawisAndy (Starlight) has been getting increased involvement in recent weeks and months and has been becoming a force. His partner, Ice Blaster, hasn’t been as lucky. He’s been the CAW whipping boy for a long time.
We have the (usual) backstage segment and it features Reaver (Ant) and his tag partner. They seem to be playing darts. Reaver seems very relaxed.
“I’m so happy Jetster. Things are really starting to turn my way. I have one half of the tag titles and we are really starting to become the best tag team in the history of this CAW division. I’m so happy, I’m going to make an announcement about tonight’s match in the ring!”
(I wonder what that is going to be about.)
“Hey, Reaver! I just checked out 141!”
“Damn you!”
We have a quick segment with RIA and IB.
“Ice Blaster! Get the hell out of that fridge! We’ve got a title to win!”
“Chill out Andy!”
(Oh, the hilarity)
The Elements music hits and out come Reaver (Ant) and Jetster with evil smiles and titles galore. The crowd boo in disapproval of these talented entertainers. They climb into the ring and Reaver grabs a mic.
“Before we send our opponents into space, (smirks at Jetster) I am declaring that any CAW that interferes in this match will be fired! I just wanted to share a little happiness with all of you!”
The Star Blasters come out to a fairly muted reception but a few cheers can be heard. It looks like Jetster and Ice Blaster will get this tag match underway.
Jetster and Ice Blaster lock up in a test of strength. Jetster forces Ice Blaster into the corner and the ref orders the break. Jetster does a cheap shot further pushing the crowd on the Star Blasters side. Jetster gestures to the crowd, Ice Blaster sneaks up behind, Jetster turns into a huge right hand, then another! Jetster falls into the corner and Ice Blaster stomps away.
Ice Blaster grabs Jetster and pulls him to his tag partner. Tag to RIA (Starlight). RIA with a shot to the midsection, he follows up with an Irish whip, reversal, RIA ducks a clothesline attempt and slides out of the ring, Jetster looks for the tag to Reaver (Ant), Reaver falls face first on to the apron, RIA swings through the bottom rope and sweeps Jetster’s legs away. Cover, 1… 2…
KICK OUT! It was rather comfortable. RIA sprints up the turnbuckle and plants Jetster with a flying face buster. RIA tags Ice Blaster, Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle, the Ice Bomb! Cover, 1… 2…
REAVER SPLITS IT UP! He is getting a little frustrated. Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle again, he leaps, Overhead Belly to belly suplex by Jetster! Jetster is struggling to get to the corner, Ice Blaster grabs his leg, Jetster goes for the enziguri, Ice Blaster ducked, Ice Blaster rams Jetster’s knee into the mat! It’s not going the tag champs way at the moment!
Jetster is in agony at the moment. Ice Blaster applies a complicated looking leg submission and tweaks that knee a bit more. Ice Blaster tags in RIA and he leaps onto the turnbuckle, Oooh! He missed a frog splash! Jetster tags in Reaver (Ant)! Reaver is stomping away on RIA (Starlight); Ice Blaster comes in and gets knocked down. Reaver goes back to work on RIA, he leans RIA on the ropes, bounces off the ropes, OOOH! A huge running dropkick almost takes RIA’s head clean off! RIA tumbles to the outside.
Reaver is like a man possessed! He baseball slides a recovering RIA and whips him into the steel steps. Reaver grabs a chair! What is going through his head? Jetster pulls the chair out of his hands! Why? They exchange evil smiles, which seems to convey a message and Reaver continues destroying RIA using the ring steps.
The ref urges them to return to the ring and Reaver rolls a limp RIA in the ring. Reaver hooks up RIA in the DDT position, he signals, RIA REVERSES INTO A PIN! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! More shock value I feel. Reaver (Ant) immediately gets to his feet and goes to kick RIA (Starlight), RIA grabs hold of the leg, trips up Reaver, OOOH! Numerous low blows to Reaver! He won’t be having kids any time soon! RIA makes the signal! He lines his finisher up, NO! Reaver grabs the leg and trip RIA up. Reaver put RIA in the catapult position, NO! The ref couldn’t get out of the way! All hell has broken loose!
RIA is checking on the ref, Reaver spots a charging Ice Blaster, kick to the midsection, DDT DRIVER! Jetster pushes RIA out of the ring! The crowd are screaming for some reason! Reaver and Jetster raise their arms aloft, IT’S THE HARDY BOYS (Ice Blaster and Grandprix)!!!
Matt (Grandprix) takes Jetster and Jeff (Ice Blaster) takes Reaver (Ant). Jetster flies to the outside! Reaver is getting the better of Jeff Hardy, Matt from behind, kick to the midsection, TWIST OF FATE! Jeff climbs up, SWANTON BOMB! Matt drags Ice Blaster on Reaver! We’ve got new champs! The ref is stirring as the Hardys walk up the ramp. The ref makes the count… 1… 2…
KICK OUT! REAVER KICKED OUT! The ref has no idea who is legal anymore. RIA (Starlight) is in the ring and checks on Ice Blaster who hasn’t moved much since the DDT Driver. RIA turns round, THE MONEY MAKER! Reaver crawls over and makes the cover! Ice Blaster is moving… 1… 2…
3!!! HOW COME ICE BLASTER DIDN’T SPLIT IT UP? We have a replay of what happened. Jetster, after doing the finisher, went to the outside and grabbed hold of Ice Blaster’s leg. That was a smart move from Jetster. The Hardys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) are still up the ramp and stare down the champs at the bottom of the ramp.
WINNERS: REAVER (ANT) AND JETSTER
We have the (usual) backstage segment and it features Reaver (Ant) and his tag partner. They seem to be playing darts. Reaver seems very relaxed.
“I’m so happy Jetster. Things are really starting to turn my way. I have one half of the tag titles and we are really starting to become the best tag team in the history of this CAW division. I’m so happy, I’m going to make an announcement about tonight’s match in the ring!”
(I wonder what that is going to be about.)
“Hey, Reaver! I just checked out 141!”
“Damn you!”
We have a quick segment with RIA and IB.
“Ice Blaster! Get the hell out of that fridge! We’ve got a title to win!”
“Chill out Andy!”
(Oh, the hilarity)
The Elements music hits and out come Reaver (Ant) and Jetster with evil smiles and titles galore. The crowd boo in disapproval of these talented entertainers. They climb into the ring and Reaver grabs a mic.
“Before we send our opponents into space, (smirks at Jetster) I am declaring that any CAW that interferes in this match will be fired! I just wanted to share a little happiness with all of you!”
The Star Blasters come out to a fairly muted reception but a few cheers can be heard. It looks like Jetster and Ice Blaster will get this tag match underway.
Jetster and Ice Blaster lock up in a test of strength. Jetster forces Ice Blaster into the corner and the ref orders the break. Jetster does a cheap shot further pushing the crowd on the Star Blasters side. Jetster gestures to the crowd, Ice Blaster sneaks up behind, Jetster turns into a huge right hand, then another! Jetster falls into the corner and Ice Blaster stomps away.
Ice Blaster grabs Jetster and pulls him to his tag partner. Tag to RIA (Starlight). RIA with a shot to the midsection, he follows up with an Irish whip, reversal, RIA ducks a clothesline attempt and slides out of the ring, Jetster looks for the tag to Reaver (Ant), Reaver falls face first on to the apron, RIA swings through the bottom rope and sweeps Jetster’s legs away. Cover, 1… 2…
KICK OUT! It was rather comfortable. RIA sprints up the turnbuckle and plants Jetster with a flying face buster. RIA tags Ice Blaster, Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle, the Ice Bomb! Cover, 1… 2…
REAVER SPLITS IT UP! He is getting a little frustrated. Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle again, he leaps, Overhead Belly to belly suplex by Jetster! Jetster is struggling to get to the corner, Ice Blaster grabs his leg, Jetster goes for the enziguri, Ice Blaster ducked, Ice Blaster rams Jetster’s knee into the mat! It’s not going the tag champs way at the moment!
Jetster is in agony at the moment. Ice Blaster applies a complicated looking leg submission and tweaks that knee a bit more. Ice Blaster tags in RIA and he leaps onto the turnbuckle, Oooh! He missed a frog splash! Jetster tags in Reaver (Ant)! Reaver is stomping away on RIA (Starlight); Ice Blaster comes in and gets knocked down. Reaver goes back to work on RIA, he leans RIA on the ropes, bounces off the ropes, OOOH! A huge running dropkick almost takes RIA’s head clean off! RIA tumbles to the outside.
Reaver is like a man possessed! He baseball slides a recovering RIA and whips him into the steel steps. Reaver grabs a chair! What is going through his head? Jetster pulls the chair out of his hands! Why? They exchange evil smiles, which seems to convey a message and Reaver continues destroying RIA using the ring steps.
The ref urges them to return to the ring and Reaver rolls a limp RIA in the ring. Reaver hooks up RIA in the DDT position, he signals, RIA REVERSES INTO A PIN! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! More shock value I feel. Reaver (Ant) immediately gets to his feet and goes to kick RIA (Starlight), RIA grabs hold of the leg, trips up Reaver, OOOH! Numerous low blows to Reaver! He won’t be having kids any time soon! RIA makes the signal! He lines his finisher up, NO! Reaver grabs the leg and trip RIA up. Reaver put RIA in the catapult position, NO! The ref couldn’t get out of the way! All hell has broken loose!
RIA is checking on the ref, Reaver spots a charging Ice Blaster, kick to the midsection, DDT DRIVER! Jetster pushes RIA out of the ring! The crowd are screaming for some reason! Reaver and Jetster raise their arms aloft, IT’S THE HARDY BOYS (Ice Blaster and Grandprix)!!!
Matt (Grandprix) takes Jetster and Jeff (Ice Blaster) takes Reaver (Ant). Jetster flies to the outside! Reaver is getting the better of Jeff Hardy, Matt from behind, kick to the midsection, TWIST OF FATE! Jeff climbs up, SWANTON BOMB! Matt drags Ice Blaster on Reaver! We’ve got new champs! The ref is stirring as the Hardys walk up the ramp. The ref makes the count… 1… 2…
KICK OUT! REAVER KICKED OUT! The ref has no idea who is legal anymore. RIA (Starlight) is in the ring and checks on Ice Blaster who hasn’t moved much since the DDT Driver. RIA turns round, THE MONEY MAKER! Reaver crawls over and makes the cover! Ice Blaster is moving… 1… 2…
3!!! HOW COME ICE BLASTER DIDN’T SPLIT IT UP? We have a replay of what happened. Jetster, after doing the finisher, went to the outside and grabbed hold of Ice Blaster’s leg. That was a smart move from Jetster. The Hardys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) are still up the ramp and stare down the champs at the bottom of the ramp.
WINNERS: REAVER (ANT) AND JETSTER