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"'The Fly' stlye merger thing"

The film 'The Fly' is without doubt a classic, and it brings us an interesting concept. If you put two creatures in a transporter podthey will either merge into two separate beings - head of a fly body of a man, and fly body man head - or they'd simply merge into one creature, like a man fly. This seems to depend on whether you're watching the old version, or the Jeff Goldblum version.

I prefer the Jeff Goldblum version. I seem to remember a chimp getting turned inside out when it went through the transporters. That was cool.

Anyway, if you got hold of the machines, who and what would you put in it?

Arnold Schwarzeneggar and Hugh Grant: Arnie keeps his muscles, but develops a nast 'foppish' fringe. He loses the ability to deliver one liners, finding himself stuttering halfway through them. Worse still, he quits action movies to star in dire British romantic comedies.

Henry Winkler and Prince William: No one is cooler that the Fonz, but he got old. No one is less cool than Prince William, and he's wasting youth. Put these through the machine and we'll have a future king who can not only get the ladies, but will ride bulls at rodeo's and jump sharks on water skis.

Chuck Norris and Guy Pearce: Chuck Norris can fight but not act, and is in bad action movies. Guy Pearce can act, and is in a few good movies, but can't fight. This merge would create either Guy Pearce the action hero, or Chuck Norris in a dress Priscilla Queen of the Desert style.

Will Young and Gareth Gates: It's could create the perfect pop star. Either that or you'd get a stuttering, lispy puny man-child that likes boys.

Thom Yorke and Liam Gallagher: This would create a loud-mouth that starts fights, but curls up into a ball and criesif anyone hit him. He'd stick the word "Shine" in all of Radioheads songs, and make Noel play his guitar backwards, and turn 'Rock and Roll Star' into an emotionally troubled piece.

Any member of the So Solid Crew and a Panda: Panda's don't have a particularly high sex drive, as such they find themselves dying out. I think we all agree that the world would be a better place if the So Solid Crew do not have offspring.

Michael Jackson and a chimp: People say that he's a freak anyway, so why not be a freak with chimp-like powers? He could also show just how 'Bad' he was by flinging poo at his pop rivals.

Henry Rollins and a giraffe: Not only would it have a long neck, it would have a FAT neck too.

Its repeated on Saturday...or Sunday
Best check ya Tv guide.

Any member of the So Solid Crew and a Panda: Panda's don't have a particularly high sex drive, as such they find themselves dying out. I think we all agree that the world would be a better place if the So Solid Crew do not have offspring.....

Can I just say.....ROFL :D

Welldone on the win Meka, at this rate we're gonna have to stop you posting, no one else has a chance when you're posting as well as this.

*shakes fist and runs*

:D

He's back?

When's it repeated?

Did you see The Frank Skinner show the other night?

He was on about something like this.
He wanted to know if there were any soap star look alikes in the audience...He then saw a guy who looked like Mark Fowler and Barry had gone through the fly machine thingy.
Scary thing was you could actually see what he was talking about.

Watch it when it gets repeated you'll see what I'm on about and it will be funny.
I'm crap at telling stories.
:o(

" turn 'Rock and Roll Star' into an emotionally troubled piece. "

hoho

" I liiivvvve my live... *weird noise* for the staaarrss to shine *piano and sound affects*

Well I know what it would sound like

Interesting post Meka

The film 'The Fly' is without doubt a classic, and it brings us an interesting concept. If you put two creatures in a transporter podthey will either merge into two separate beings - head of a fly body of a man, and fly body man head - or they'd simply merge into one creature, like a man fly. This seems to depend on whether you're watching the old version, or the Jeff Goldblum version.

I prefer the Jeff Goldblum version. I seem to remember a chimp getting turned inside out when it went through the transporters. That was cool.

Anyway, if you got hold of the machines, who and what would you put in it?

Arnold Schwarzeneggar and Hugh Grant: Arnie keeps his muscles, but develops a nast 'foppish' fringe. He loses the ability to deliver one liners, finding himself stuttering halfway through them. Worse still, he quits action movies to star in dire British romantic comedies.

Henry Winkler and Prince William: No one is cooler that the Fonz, but he got old. No one is less cool than Prince William, and he's wasting youth. Put these through the machine and we'll have a future king who can not only get the ladies, but will ride bulls at rodeo's and jump sharks on water skis.

Chuck Norris and Guy Pearce: Chuck Norris can fight but not act, and is in bad action movies. Guy Pearce can act, and is in a few good movies, but can't fight. This merge would create either Guy Pearce the action hero, or Chuck Norris in a dress Priscilla Queen of the Desert style.

Will Young and Gareth Gates: It's could create the perfect pop star. Either that or you'd get a stuttering, lispy puny man-child that likes boys.

Thom Yorke and Liam Gallagher: This would create a loud-mouth that starts fights, but curls up into a ball and criesif anyone hit him. He'd stick the word "Shine" in all of Radioheads songs, and make Noel play his guitar backwards, and turn 'Rock and Roll Star' into an emotionally troubled piece.

Any member of the So Solid Crew and a Panda: Panda's don't have a particularly high sex drive, as such they find themselves dying out. I think we all agree that the world would be a better place if the So Solid Crew do not have offspring.

Michael Jackson and a chimp: People say that he's a freak anyway, so why not be a freak with chimp-like powers? He could also show just how 'Bad' he was by flinging poo at his pop rivals.

Henry Rollins and a giraffe: Not only would it have a long neck, it would have a FAT neck too.