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Thu 12/09/02 at 16:41
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Lesbians.

Use the following slogan "One, two, three, foreplay"

And concentrate on the multiplayer aspects of Gamecube gaming.

By Christmas games like Mario Party 4, Super Monkey Ball 2, Beach Spikers, Soccer Slam and Super Smash Bros Melee will give the Gamecube a supreme multiplayer line-up, and they should take advantage of it.

Use shots from the games, with girls having great fun playing them.

Of course, Nintendo would never have the balls to use an advertising campaign using sex so strongly, but I reckon it would work.
Thu 12/09/02 at 19:53
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They could sell 1000000000s if they just give them away for £1.

This will never happen but it would sell 1000000000s.
Thu 12/09/02 at 19:05
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Or give every customer £10 for each GC they buy then put the prise down to £10, it will sell loads.

Also i now know im not the only male in the world who likes lesbians.
Thu 12/09/02 at 19:00
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I saw two lesbians kissing in argos. All over each other, they were.

Argos sell gamecubes. Maybe this is the start of the campaign?
Thu 12/09/02 at 18:38
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Fina wrote:
> And what if your are a girl? :)
> There are many more boys who own consoles

then the girls can think about boys playing with their little sticks oh and the analog sticks lol
Thu 12/09/02 at 18:34
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And what if your are a girl? :)
There are many more boys who own consoles, where as girls are a relativly un-tapped market..
Thu 12/09/02 at 17:33
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well it will turn me into a gc fanatic
Thu 12/09/02 at 16:45
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Actually, I think you're bang on there.

The Gamecube's multiplayer fun is by far it's strongest point.
Showing people that they can be a gamer AND be in with the girls (at a purely subconscious level ofcourse - if Nintendo made it too obvious what they were saying, they'd get laughed at! ;-D) would help it sell enormously.

But I don't see Nintendo doing it either.

Dringo, take note of this for your project!
Thu 12/09/02 at 16:41
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Lesbians.

Use the following slogan "One, two, three, foreplay"

And concentrate on the multiplayer aspects of Gamecube gaming.

By Christmas games like Mario Party 4, Super Monkey Ball 2, Beach Spikers, Soccer Slam and Super Smash Bros Melee will give the Gamecube a supreme multiplayer line-up, and they should take advantage of it.

Use shots from the games, with girls having great fun playing them.

Of course, Nintendo would never have the balls to use an advertising campaign using sex so strongly, but I reckon it would work.

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