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Thu 12/09/02 at 11:46
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To be sung to the tune of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach.


Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffication, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

This is my first resort.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
I've reached my first resort, suffication, no breathing.
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding,
Do you even care if he dies bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homocide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

I never realised he was after my cash,
Til it was too late and then my soul was slashed.
Always feeding on money and living in sin,
Dollars spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when he stole my wallet,
No regret for his sins or "sorry I stole it".
I'm seaching to find a decent console,
Finding nothing but train sims and Halo.

I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying,
I'm crying, I'm crying.

He... can't... go... on... spend... ing... this... way.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffication, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homocide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.

HE... CAN'T... GO... ON... SPEND... ING.... THIS.... WAY!!!!

Can't go on,
Spending this way.

Nothing's all.... RIGHT!
Fri 13/09/02 at 21:36
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Cyclone wrote:
> Solskjær wrote:
> Jacoby Shaddixx (or whatever he wants to be called now!) would be
> very
> proud indeed!
>
> He should be - Better lyrics than they've ever produced.
>
> ;)


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OI!!!
Fri 13/09/02 at 21:25
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Solskjær wrote:
> > Jacoby Shaddixx (or whatever he wants to be called now!) would be very
> proud indeed!

He should be - Better lyrics than they've ever produced.

;)
Fri 13/09/02 at 21:22
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Heh. Well if enough people like it, I can do a follow-up. Just vote for which Papa Roach song I should base it on and consider it done, kids. :-P
Fri 13/09/02 at 20:30
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Elite Chaos wrote:
> Anyone posted it in the X-box forums?
He's already done it... go look for yourselfs, but make sure you make fun of ~Res~ though he was saying "replace Billgates with Nintendo", I just told him the F*** off, but he might get more feisty though.
Fri 13/09/02 at 20:27
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LOL

Send this to Microsoft and see what they have to say.
Fri 13/09/02 at 20:09
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Anyone posted it in the X-box forums?
Fri 13/09/02 at 19:41
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Great song i bet the xbox suckers didnt like that lol
Fri 13/09/02 at 19:37
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HAHA LOL, great lyrics....


And Barry Welsh is unfunny as hell, the only parts I find slightly amusing are the news reporter sketch...

(Living on the mid-wales border we get f**k*** welsh Channels on terrestrial Tv, luckily Sky Digital Saved me.)
Fri 13/09/02 at 17:13
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LOL - that was great! :D

Shame you couldn't do much to the Chorus though.

Still, the rest was excellent. :)
Jacoby Shaddixx (or whatever he wants to be called now!) would be very proud indeed!
Fri 13/09/02 at 14:36
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BIGMAN wrote:
> Post this in the Xbox forum, it would be so funny!


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