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Those that know me are aware of my hero-worship status of Brian Blessed.
He featured in Log in The Creek and quoted much Flash Gordon.
So after 4 months since we split and phone calls from the ex, she phones me "for a chat" and just happens to mention she went to see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Hurrah for you I think.
Then just happens to mention she waited around for Brian Blessed afterwards....my hero and a bloke she was unaware of until I kept going on about how cool he is.
And she got him to sign her Flash Gordon DVD she just happened to have.
A DVD she hadn't seen until 2 weeks before we split.
What did he sign?
"Gordon's Alive?! Die! Love Vultan (Brian Blessed)"
And she chatted to him for about 10 mins.
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Now I'm an adult, but I can't believe the sheer vindictiveness of the woman to phone me and just drop that little fact, knowing how much I love Flash Gordon and think Blessed is God.
If ever proof were needed that women are intrinsically evil, and this one in particular is Satan in human form?
It's on HER Flash Gordon DVD, signed by MY cult-icon-hero
Now I feel glad I've nailed 5 different women since we split, I don't feel guilty anymore.
But I'd trade all that booty in for that DVD she's got and probably doesn't even care about.
Stupid evil witch.
He featured in Log in The Creek and quoted much Flash Gordon.
So after 4 months since we split and phone calls from the ex, she phones me "for a chat" and just happens to mention she went to see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Hurrah for you I think.
Then just happens to mention she waited around for Brian Blessed afterwards....my hero and a bloke she was unaware of until I kept going on about how cool he is.
And she got him to sign her Flash Gordon DVD she just happened to have.
A DVD she hadn't seen until 2 weeks before we split.
What did he sign?
"Gordon's Alive?! Die! Love Vultan (Brian Blessed)"
And she chatted to him for about 10 mins.
-----
Now I'm an adult, but I can't believe the sheer vindictiveness of the woman to phone me and just drop that little fact, knowing how much I love Flash Gordon and think Blessed is God.
If ever proof were needed that women are intrinsically evil, and this one in particular is Satan in human form?
It's on HER Flash Gordon DVD, signed by MY cult-icon-hero
Now I feel glad I've nailed 5 different women since we split, I don't feel guilty anymore.
But I'd trade all that booty in for that DVD she's got and probably doesn't even care about.
Stupid evil witch.
She'll probably tell you she's a bigger fan than you know because she has a signed DVD and you don't.
Did you play it cool though on the phone? Act as though you didn't care then it would make her feel stupid for going to all that effort, maybe. If she even did.
Did you play it cool though on the phone? Act as though you didn't care then it would make her feel stupid for going to all that effort, maybe. If she even did.
Likewise - I found out a girl I know saw Counting Crows in London 'by chance'. She doesn't even have one of thier CDs.
Damn her.
Damn her.
Me too.
Flasssssshhhhh Ahh aaaaarrrr
Flasssssshhhhh Ahh aaaaarrrr
Nah, I'd say pretty much all of them.
Rosalind wrote:
> Ouch!
not all women are like that sorry. some women.
:-)
> Ouch!
not all women are like that sorry. some women.
:-)
AliBoy wrote:
> Or maybe she is just telling lies, women can be like that.
> :-)
Ouch!
> Or maybe she is just telling lies, women can be like that.
> :-)
Ouch!
Search all your belongings, you must have something that she would trade it for.
Or maybe she is just telling lies, women can be like that.
:-)
Or maybe she is just telling lies, women can be like that.
:-)
Life is so Unfair
That's nasty.
But above all else...
You like Flash Gordon?!?!
So you are a geek after all!
But above all else...
You like Flash Gordon?!?!
So you are a geek after all!
Those that know me are aware of my hero-worship status of Brian Blessed.
He featured in Log in The Creek and quoted much Flash Gordon.
So after 4 months since we split and phone calls from the ex, she phones me "for a chat" and just happens to mention she went to see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Hurrah for you I think.
Then just happens to mention she waited around for Brian Blessed afterwards....my hero and a bloke she was unaware of until I kept going on about how cool he is.
And she got him to sign her Flash Gordon DVD she just happened to have.
A DVD she hadn't seen until 2 weeks before we split.
What did he sign?
"Gordon's Alive?! Die! Love Vultan (Brian Blessed)"
And she chatted to him for about 10 mins.
-----
Now I'm an adult, but I can't believe the sheer vindictiveness of the woman to phone me and just drop that little fact, knowing how much I love Flash Gordon and think Blessed is God.
If ever proof were needed that women are intrinsically evil, and this one in particular is Satan in human form?
It's on HER Flash Gordon DVD, signed by MY cult-icon-hero
Now I feel glad I've nailed 5 different women since we split, I don't feel guilty anymore.
But I'd trade all that booty in for that DVD she's got and probably doesn't even care about.
Stupid evil witch.
He featured in Log in The Creek and quoted much Flash Gordon.
So after 4 months since we split and phone calls from the ex, she phones me "for a chat" and just happens to mention she went to see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Hurrah for you I think.
Then just happens to mention she waited around for Brian Blessed afterwards....my hero and a bloke she was unaware of until I kept going on about how cool he is.
And she got him to sign her Flash Gordon DVD she just happened to have.
A DVD she hadn't seen until 2 weeks before we split.
What did he sign?
"Gordon's Alive?! Die! Love Vultan (Brian Blessed)"
And she chatted to him for about 10 mins.
-----
Now I'm an adult, but I can't believe the sheer vindictiveness of the woman to phone me and just drop that little fact, knowing how much I love Flash Gordon and think Blessed is God.
If ever proof were needed that women are intrinsically evil, and this one in particular is Satan in human form?
It's on HER Flash Gordon DVD, signed by MY cult-icon-hero
Now I feel glad I've nailed 5 different women since we split, I don't feel guilty anymore.
But I'd trade all that booty in for that DVD she's got and probably doesn't even care about.
Stupid evil witch.