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Yep, that lovably lethal Kirbster is getting a re-invention. Recently, apart from his all round superstar dominance in SSBM (well with me anyway) he has had very few hits - only Kirby 64 was well, er.....rubbishy really. Before that, the illustrious pink blob had his quality Dream Land GB adventures, and they were the glory days. Now Nintendo want to put the Kirbster back in the limelight - with a new cartoon, mass advertising and of course new games on GC and GBA - So, here are some of my ideas for the new things Kirby should get up to............
I'm A Celeb (yadda yadda yadda)
Seeing as I never watch this i dunno what goes on, but all I do know is that a load of non-celebs get free exposure! What a perfect place for a classic Nintendo character to get free ads! He could even eat Tony Blackburn for me! Perfect! Ah, and in an ideal world, Ant '+' Dec too, but ah well.............
Karate Kirbys Krazy Killing Karnage
Part of Nintendos new 'adult' gaming, Kirby simply goes around a giant dark film noir city, dressed in 1920s 'gangsta' clothes, and with a tommy gun on one arm, and a 'gorgeous woman' blob of goo (ie female Kirby equivalent) "It was quiet - too quiet - RATATATATATATATAT!" You get the idea.
Kirby TV
Incessant Kirby bombardment on a Sky TV channel. Pay for the 'privelage' of watching Kirby (controlled by me - being paid huge sums of cash of course) kicking the cra*p out of other SSBM characters and winning *SNORE*
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Kirbys Dream Land (18+ Version)
LSD*COUGH*sex*AHEM*free stuff*COUGH*
The perfect dream land (well,for an 'adult' new look Kirby)
The Blobs
Nu-Metal band fronted by the Kirbster humself. Plays metal, gets booed, and moves onto soft rock (YAY!) The Kirbsters main stage act is to suck up the crowd and send them flying - Crowd Surfing taken to an extreme! Accompayaning Kirby is other hidden Ninty characters, such as Waluigi, that Koopa thing with the wizards hat, and Toad. Who gets beaten up all the time. Ah well...............
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Any other ideas?
I'm A Celeb (yadda yadda yadda)
Seeing as I never watch this i dunno what goes on, but all I do know is that a load of non-celebs get free exposure! What a perfect place for a classic Nintendo character to get free ads! He could even eat Tony Blackburn for me! Perfect! Ah, and in an ideal world, Ant '+' Dec too, but ah well.............
Karate Kirbys Krazy Killing Karnage
Part of Nintendos new 'adult' gaming, Kirby simply goes around a giant dark film noir city, dressed in 1920s 'gangsta' clothes, and with a tommy gun on one arm, and a 'gorgeous woman' blob of goo (ie female Kirby equivalent) "It was quiet - too quiet - RATATATATATATATAT!" You get the idea.
Kirby TV
Incessant Kirby bombardment on a Sky TV channel. Pay for the 'privelage' of watching Kirby (controlled by me - being paid huge sums of cash of course) kicking the cra*p out of other SSBM characters and winning *SNORE*
.........
Kirbys Dream Land (18+ Version)
LSD*COUGH*sex*AHEM*free stuff*COUGH*
The perfect dream land (well,for an 'adult' new look Kirby)
The Blobs
Nu-Metal band fronted by the Kirbster humself. Plays metal, gets booed, and moves onto soft rock (YAY!) The Kirbsters main stage act is to suck up the crowd and send them flying - Crowd Surfing taken to an extreme! Accompayaning Kirby is other hidden Ninty characters, such as Waluigi, that Koopa thing with the wizards hat, and Toad. Who gets beaten up all the time. Ah well...............
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Any other ideas?
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Yep, that lovably lethal Kirbster is getting a re-invention. Recently, apart from his all round superstar dominance in SSBM (well with me anyway) he has had very few hits - only Kirby 64 was well, er.....rubbishy really. Before that, the illustrious pink blob had his quality Dream Land GB adventures, and they were the glory days. Now Nintendo want to put the Kirbster back in the limelight - with a new cartoon, mass advertising and of course new games on GC and GBA - So, here are some of my ideas for the new things Kirby should get up to............
I'm A Celeb (yadda yadda yadda)
Seeing as I never watch this i dunno what goes on, but all I do know is that a load of non-celebs get free exposure! What a perfect place for a classic Nintendo character to get free ads! He could even eat Tony Blackburn for me! Perfect! Ah, and in an ideal world, Ant '+' Dec too, but ah well.............
Karate Kirbys Krazy Killing Karnage
Part of Nintendos new 'adult' gaming, Kirby simply goes around a giant dark film noir city, dressed in 1920s 'gangsta' clothes, and with a tommy gun on one arm, and a 'gorgeous woman' blob of goo (ie female Kirby equivalent) "It was quiet - too quiet - RATATATATATATATAT!" You get the idea.
Kirby TV
Incessant Kirby bombardment on a Sky TV channel. Pay for the 'privelage' of watching Kirby (controlled by me - being paid huge sums of cash of course) kicking the cra*p out of other SSBM characters and winning *SNORE*
.........
Kirbys Dream Land (18+ Version)
LSD*COUGH*sex*AHEM*free stuff*COUGH*
The perfect dream land (well,for an 'adult' new look Kirby)
The Blobs
Nu-Metal band fronted by the Kirbster humself. Plays metal, gets booed, and moves onto soft rock (YAY!) The Kirbsters main stage act is to suck up the crowd and send them flying - Crowd Surfing taken to an extreme! Accompayaning Kirby is other hidden Ninty characters, such as Waluigi, that Koopa thing with the wizards hat, and Toad. Who gets beaten up all the time. Ah well...............
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Any other ideas?
I'm A Celeb (yadda yadda yadda)
Seeing as I never watch this i dunno what goes on, but all I do know is that a load of non-celebs get free exposure! What a perfect place for a classic Nintendo character to get free ads! He could even eat Tony Blackburn for me! Perfect! Ah, and in an ideal world, Ant '+' Dec too, but ah well.............
Karate Kirbys Krazy Killing Karnage
Part of Nintendos new 'adult' gaming, Kirby simply goes around a giant dark film noir city, dressed in 1920s 'gangsta' clothes, and with a tommy gun on one arm, and a 'gorgeous woman' blob of goo (ie female Kirby equivalent) "It was quiet - too quiet - RATATATATATATATAT!" You get the idea.
Kirby TV
Incessant Kirby bombardment on a Sky TV channel. Pay for the 'privelage' of watching Kirby (controlled by me - being paid huge sums of cash of course) kicking the cra*p out of other SSBM characters and winning *SNORE*
.........
Kirbys Dream Land (18+ Version)
LSD*COUGH*sex*AHEM*free stuff*COUGH*
The perfect dream land (well,for an 'adult' new look Kirby)
The Blobs
Nu-Metal band fronted by the Kirbster humself. Plays metal, gets booed, and moves onto soft rock (YAY!) The Kirbsters main stage act is to suck up the crowd and send them flying - Crowd Surfing taken to an extreme! Accompayaning Kirby is other hidden Ninty characters, such as Waluigi, that Koopa thing with the wizards hat, and Toad. Who gets beaten up all the time. Ah well...............
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Any other ideas?