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Before I start I better say that this started of as a spoof and then developed into a story.
It also is very long, I didn’t plan this, I started and I couldn’t stop myself.
Also no girls signed up so I made one up.
This is around 13,000 words long so don’t plan anything for the weekend.
I hope you enjoy reading.
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It started as a normal day, like in most stories, everyone was on ukgames.com writing topics and posting about the latest news in the gaming world, hey who would have guessed nokia would buy out Nintendo. Anyway in one topic hidden away from most people, that being in the pokemon forum, there was cleavage chick and Bigman. Bigman was trying his best to get cleavage chicks number, failing miserably.
Sadly they didn’t know it but there was a strange person listening in on their convo, but after this strange person realised there was going to be no nudity he left.
But this mystery man was not happy about this, after all he had been watching the convo for a good few hours and missed channel 5s late night movies. So like any good male he was looking for revenge.
Anyway in the convo Bigman was getting closer to the all important phone number with his flattering talking, that or cleavage chick had too much to drink, he now had the link to her web cam. They were chatting away nicely when he realised he had left his pop tarts in the oven, so off he went.
He came back and he found she was not there. She had left a message for him it read:
“If you want the girl, try and find me” it continued with “She will be handcuffed to the bed in my room”
At first he thought this was some kind of “game” she enjoyed playing, but then he realised that there was more to the message. He slowly scrolled down and continued to read the message.
“No this is no sick joke; you will find me at THE castle. Signed M….”
At this time AOL cut him off.
Bigman = noooooooooooooo, I was only 2kb away from downloaded Daft Punks new song, oh and the whole missing the name of the kidnapper thing too.
He frantically connected back onto the internet, and went straight to the FOG forum; he told everyone what had happened. The convo went something like this:
Fuzzy: So anyway with Nintendo going to nokia pokemon can then be one of those little games on the mobiles.
Tribute: Yeah…but umm Nintendo was really bad.. and….err they are making rubbish games now.
Maverick: Yeah but you have to admit GC was good
Maverick: Yeah but you have to admit GC was good
Bigman: Quick I need help, cleavage chick has been kidnapped.
Gerrid: No way, rare leaving them meant they had no good developers.
Cooky: cleavage chicks been kidnapped, we need to do something. What actually happened?
Maverick: Sorry about the double post people.
Bigman: All of you meet me at THE castle, ill tell you there.
Everyone agrees and goes to THE castle.
They assembled out side THE castle, at this point microchips, Timewarp, Mattyboy and Mikelar are all so joining after reading the topic. Bigman explained what had happened including the note.
They made a plan, they would split up into 2 groups, 5 in each for you lot who can’t do maths. Group 1, consisting of Fuzzy, Tribute, Maverick, Gerrid and Cooky, are to go thought the back door. Group 2, consisting of Bigman, microchips, Timewarp, Mattyboy and Mikelar, are to go thought the front door.
Group 1 wondered off around the side of the house and went behind the house. Out of view of group 2.
Group 1 started to crawl along the floor towards the house, being a quite as possible. Suddenly Timewarp jumped in the air and shouted “hu” then followed by “he, ha”.
Bigman: shut up you fool, what you doing?
Timewarp: Mario does it all the time; watch me do the belly flop.
Mikelar: no
With out thinking Timewarp runs and then jumps onto his belly, despite playing Mario games for days he was unable to control the stupid, yet graceful, move.
He goes crashing thought the door, and into the darkness inside.
Bigman: Sorry to crash in.
Mattyboy and Mikelar stare at each other; the look from Mattyboy was a worrying one for Bigman. The one from Mikelar, you will have to ask your parents about, or that kid at school who has sky.
Microchips runs after Timewarp, leaving Bigman to bask in his cheesy comment.
Bigman, Mattyboy and Mikelar then here a high pitched womans scream, they run in the house to see Timewarp dead on the floor with microchips leaning over him.
Bigman: we heard a womans scream, it must be cleavage chick.
With that microchips lets out another scream, Mikelar and Mattyboy once again stare at each other.
Microchips starts to stand up and a gun shot is heard. A bullet goes straight into microchips. Bigman runs other to see if he will make it, sadly all the chips had been fried.
Mattyboy: how is he?
Microchips was dead but he will not be forgotten.
Bigman: how’s who?
Then another load of bullets start to whiz past Bigman, Mikelar and Mattyboy.
Bigman: what do we do?
Mikelar: look, over there. A group of conveniently stacked boxes.
Bigman: quick get behind them.
With this Bigman ran behind some boxes to the right and Mattyboy and Mikelar ran behind some to the left.
Mikelar: What now?
Bigman: look around for a gun, or something to throw at them.
Mattyboy: there’s too many of them!!
Bigman: there’s only one guard.
Mattyboy started to look around for something, only to come in contact with Mikelars eyes again.
Mattyboy decides it would be safer to try and dodge the bullets than stay behind the boxes with Mikelar.
He jumps out from behind the boxes and sees a bullet coming straight towards him. He tries to pull of the matrix lean-back-in-slow-mo-and-out-of-the-way-of-the-bullet-thing.
The action then went into slow mo, he starts to lean backwards he leans back far enough and the bullet misses his legs then his chest. Bigman and Mikelar watch in amazement as they watch Mattyboy, he then gets hit in between the eyes as he was to slow to move his head trying to watch himself miss it by a few CM.
With this Mikelar went berserk and started to grab and throw anything he could reach.
First he grabbed a GameCube, it hit a guy on the balcony, it sadly bounces of the guy and he wasn’t hurt. Next was an Xbox, sadly this didn’t even reach him and landed harmlessly on the ground 2M away.
The PS2 it was his only chance, he threw it, it was going straight for him. The guard moved with in a split second of it reaching him, the PS2 then got stuck in the wall behind him.
Mikelar: damn, I wish it wasn’t so streamline.
Bigman: quick do something.
Mikelar: I can’t; I have nothing else to throw at them.
Bigman: all I can find is this thing with a pin in, its green and rou….
With this the door swings slams open, and a shadow appears, it goes towards the guard and pulls out a shotgun.
BANG!!!!
The guard fell to the ground, the shadow turned and walked towards Bigman and Mikelar.
Bigman; please don’t hurt us.
Mikelar: yeah we only came here for a friend.
Bigman: wait Mikelar, it nasty neighbour.
Mikelar: He hates music being played loud.
Bigman: not as nasty as he seems
Mikelar: called 999 when his neighbours asked for some sugar.
Boz: shut up, im boz now.
Bigman: sounds like it’s out of bikergrove.
Mikelar: what happened to originality?
Boz begins to pull out a gun, suddenly they change their minds and start talking about how he was a hero.
Sadly this was short lived, Mr M, as he was known to Bigman, shot boz in the back.
Bigman and Mikelar decide to make a run for it when they can, then a voice boomed:
Mr M: stops right there, or ill kill him.
Bigman and Mikelar looked up; Mr M had microchips in a headlock.
Bigman: hey he died.
Mr M: Mwhahahah… fools, that was a genetic model of him.
Microchips: mummyyyyyyyyyyy.
Mr M: shut up, fool.
Bigman: what’s with all the Mr T speech?
Mr M: shut up, I can athrow-him-hellaovafar.
After a lengthy opening scene for Mr M he ties his prisoners together by a piece of old rope, the good old fashioned way.
Mr M then drags in cleavage chick and ties her up next to the others.
Bigman admits its no handcuffs and bed but it’ll do if the moment arises.
Mr M then tells the group how he plans to kill them all, in short he has set a bomb to blow in 3 minutes.
cleavage chick: thanks for trying guys.
Mikelar: god no we are all going to die.
Bigman: don’t worry, im sure group 2 is just planning how to stop him.
Mean while outside, Cooky and Gerrid were busy arguing about Nokia buying Nintendo and the other 3 were in a heated debate.
Maverick: Look my pikachu could beat your jigglypuff any day.
Fuzzy: no chance.
Tribute: There’s only one way to settle this, link-up mode.
Back inside, Mr M was getting closer to the door.
Mr M: any last requests?
Mikelar: Yeah, turns to microchips, why are you called microchips?
Microchips: Oh that’s easy, when I wa…
Mr M: quiet, any good requests? Like pleas for not killing you.
Bigman: what’s your name?
Mr M: hummm that’s a good one, its morbo.
Bigman turns to cleavage chick, at this point ill let you think what his request is.
Then the door slams open, once again, this time it’s Nintendoid and the door slams into Morbo and knocks him out.
Nintendoid: Sorry im late, I just read the topic and the trains are late, as usual.
Microchips: quick untie us.
Bigman: NO! I mean um err yeah untie us.
Nintendoid runs towards them and unties them.
Microchips: quick let’s get out of here.
Bigman: there’s no rush, the bomb still has 2mins to go.
Mikelar: ok but let’s get out of here anyway.
Nintendoid: wow, cool ive always wanted to do this.
Nintendoid runs over to a gun on the floor and picks it up. He shoots a whole round into the air. cleavage chick screams at the loud noise
Gerrid: what was that?
Cooky: quick, someone in trouble.
Group 2 runs into THE castle.
Maverick and Fuzzy were first into THE castle; sadly in the rush they had forgotten to unplug the link cable between their GameBoys.
Tribute ran in and tripped over the cable and fell towards the bomb. He pushed his hands out trying to stop him from falling but he pressed a button on the table.
Loud speakers: 30 seconds and counting.
Bigman: it’s the bomb
Maverick: lets get out of here.
All of them ran for the door.
Fuzzy: look morbo isn’t there.
Cooky: don’t worry about him, we have 10seconds left.
They ran out the door. They were a few meters away from THE castle as the bomb went off.
Bigman: is everyone ok?
Fuzzy: I think so.
Maverick: I can’t feel my hands touching my leg!!!
Cleavage chick: that’s because its mine!
Maverick: oh, you haven’t shaved them in a while have you?
cleavage chick: ive just be….
Bigman: where’s everyone else?
Nintendoid: they didn’t make it.
They looked around and they couldn’t see anyone else. They then heard the skid of car wheels. It was morbo and he was getting away in his new mini.
Maverick: quick, get into my monster truck.
Everyone gets into the monster truck. Maverick starts the engine and they follow morbo.
Just as they go out of sight Cooky climbs from under the rubble, he had no mode of transport. He then saw a ball, a hollow ball, he decided to do a super monkey ball thing and climbed in it. He started to get quicker, sadly it was too hard to control and he fell of a cliff, obviously he died.
The monster truck was gaining on morbo fast, soon enough it had caught up with him.
Bigman: run him over, run him over.
Maverick: are you ok Bigman?
Bigman: I said run him over!
Fuzzy: don’t do it mav.
Maverick: Im not doing it Bigman.
Bigman: fine overtake him and give me time to jump on his mini.
Maverick: ok ill do that.
Maverick carefully started to go to the side of the mini. Bigman winded the window down and started to get out of the window. Everyone could see in his eyes he had his mind set on getting Morbo if it was the last thing he ever did.
He jumped, he landed flat on the roof of the car holding on to the radio aerial.
The monster truck turned of the road with the people in it shouting:
“We will be at ukgames if you make it back.”
Bigman clambered over to the car drivers door a opened it, he grabbed morbo and pulled him out of the car, he then jumped off following him.
Before Morbo could get back up Bigman kicked him in the stomach. Morbo screaming in pain. Bigman then kept kicking him.
Bigman: this is for kidnapping cleavage chick, this is for making me come up here, this is for nearly getting me killed, this is for trying to kill me, this is for you making Sarah dump me in high school.
Morbo: I didn’t know you then
Bigman: you liar.
With that he stood him up and punched him on the chin.
Morbo staggered back and slipped off the edge of the cliff, he managed to grab onto the edge of the cliff.
Bigman knew that stepping on morbo fingers would finish him.
Morbo: you won’t do it Bigman, you haven’t got the ba….
With that Bigman stepped on his fingers. Bigman listened to morbo as he screamed on the way to the bottom, he then heard a spine tingling thud.
Bigman: impressive, he only breathed in 3 times.
~ ~ ~ 5 hours and a pot of noodles later ~ ~ ~
They were all back on talking about what had happened.
They vowed never to speak about what happened to them ever again.
The ones who were not found were presumed dead and the rubble THE castle left magically disappeared.
Nothing happened between Bigman and cleavage chick, she was banned for spamming and never heard of again.
~ Boz ~
It also is very long, I didn’t plan this, I started and I couldn’t stop myself.
Also no girls signed up so I made one up.
This is around 13,000 words long so don’t plan anything for the weekend.
I hope you enjoy reading.
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It started as a normal day, like in most stories, everyone was on ukgames.com writing topics and posting about the latest news in the gaming world, hey who would have guessed nokia would buy out Nintendo. Anyway in one topic hidden away from most people, that being in the pokemon forum, there was cleavage chick and Bigman. Bigman was trying his best to get cleavage chicks number, failing miserably.
Sadly they didn’t know it but there was a strange person listening in on their convo, but after this strange person realised there was going to be no nudity he left.
But this mystery man was not happy about this, after all he had been watching the convo for a good few hours and missed channel 5s late night movies. So like any good male he was looking for revenge.
Anyway in the convo Bigman was getting closer to the all important phone number with his flattering talking, that or cleavage chick had too much to drink, he now had the link to her web cam. They were chatting away nicely when he realised he had left his pop tarts in the oven, so off he went.
He came back and he found she was not there. She had left a message for him it read:
“If you want the girl, try and find me” it continued with “She will be handcuffed to the bed in my room”
At first he thought this was some kind of “game” she enjoyed playing, but then he realised that there was more to the message. He slowly scrolled down and continued to read the message.
“No this is no sick joke; you will find me at THE castle. Signed M….”
At this time AOL cut him off.
Bigman = noooooooooooooo, I was only 2kb away from downloaded Daft Punks new song, oh and the whole missing the name of the kidnapper thing too.
He frantically connected back onto the internet, and went straight to the FOG forum; he told everyone what had happened. The convo went something like this:
Fuzzy: So anyway with Nintendo going to nokia pokemon can then be one of those little games on the mobiles.
Tribute: Yeah…but umm Nintendo was really bad.. and….err they are making rubbish games now.
Maverick: Yeah but you have to admit GC was good
Maverick: Yeah but you have to admit GC was good
Bigman: Quick I need help, cleavage chick has been kidnapped.
Gerrid: No way, rare leaving them meant they had no good developers.
Cooky: cleavage chicks been kidnapped, we need to do something. What actually happened?
Maverick: Sorry about the double post people.
Bigman: All of you meet me at THE castle, ill tell you there.
Everyone agrees and goes to THE castle.
They assembled out side THE castle, at this point microchips, Timewarp, Mattyboy and Mikelar are all so joining after reading the topic. Bigman explained what had happened including the note.
They made a plan, they would split up into 2 groups, 5 in each for you lot who can’t do maths. Group 1, consisting of Fuzzy, Tribute, Maverick, Gerrid and Cooky, are to go thought the back door. Group 2, consisting of Bigman, microchips, Timewarp, Mattyboy and Mikelar, are to go thought the front door.
Group 1 wondered off around the side of the house and went behind the house. Out of view of group 2.
Group 1 started to crawl along the floor towards the house, being a quite as possible. Suddenly Timewarp jumped in the air and shouted “hu” then followed by “he, ha”.
Bigman: shut up you fool, what you doing?
Timewarp: Mario does it all the time; watch me do the belly flop.
Mikelar: no
With out thinking Timewarp runs and then jumps onto his belly, despite playing Mario games for days he was unable to control the stupid, yet graceful, move.
He goes crashing thought the door, and into the darkness inside.
Bigman: Sorry to crash in.
Mattyboy and Mikelar stare at each other; the look from Mattyboy was a worrying one for Bigman. The one from Mikelar, you will have to ask your parents about, or that kid at school who has sky.
Microchips runs after Timewarp, leaving Bigman to bask in his cheesy comment.
Bigman, Mattyboy and Mikelar then here a high pitched womans scream, they run in the house to see Timewarp dead on the floor with microchips leaning over him.
Bigman: we heard a womans scream, it must be cleavage chick.
With that microchips lets out another scream, Mikelar and Mattyboy once again stare at each other.
Microchips starts to stand up and a gun shot is heard. A bullet goes straight into microchips. Bigman runs other to see if he will make it, sadly all the chips had been fried.
Mattyboy: how is he?
Microchips was dead but he will not be forgotten.
Bigman: how’s who?
Then another load of bullets start to whiz past Bigman, Mikelar and Mattyboy.
Bigman: what do we do?
Mikelar: look, over there. A group of conveniently stacked boxes.
Bigman: quick get behind them.
With this Bigman ran behind some boxes to the right and Mattyboy and Mikelar ran behind some to the left.
Mikelar: What now?
Bigman: look around for a gun, or something to throw at them.
Mattyboy: there’s too many of them!!
Bigman: there’s only one guard.
Mattyboy started to look around for something, only to come in contact with Mikelars eyes again.
Mattyboy decides it would be safer to try and dodge the bullets than stay behind the boxes with Mikelar.
He jumps out from behind the boxes and sees a bullet coming straight towards him. He tries to pull of the matrix lean-back-in-slow-mo-and-out-of-the-way-of-the-bullet-thing.
The action then went into slow mo, he starts to lean backwards he leans back far enough and the bullet misses his legs then his chest. Bigman and Mikelar watch in amazement as they watch Mattyboy, he then gets hit in between the eyes as he was to slow to move his head trying to watch himself miss it by a few CM.
With this Mikelar went berserk and started to grab and throw anything he could reach.
First he grabbed a GameCube, it hit a guy on the balcony, it sadly bounces of the guy and he wasn’t hurt. Next was an Xbox, sadly this didn’t even reach him and landed harmlessly on the ground 2M away.
The PS2 it was his only chance, he threw it, it was going straight for him. The guard moved with in a split second of it reaching him, the PS2 then got stuck in the wall behind him.
Mikelar: damn, I wish it wasn’t so streamline.
Bigman: quick do something.
Mikelar: I can’t; I have nothing else to throw at them.
Bigman: all I can find is this thing with a pin in, its green and rou….
With this the door swings slams open, and a shadow appears, it goes towards the guard and pulls out a shotgun.
BANG!!!!
The guard fell to the ground, the shadow turned and walked towards Bigman and Mikelar.
Bigman; please don’t hurt us.
Mikelar: yeah we only came here for a friend.
Bigman: wait Mikelar, it nasty neighbour.
Mikelar: He hates music being played loud.
Bigman: not as nasty as he seems
Mikelar: called 999 when his neighbours asked for some sugar.
Boz: shut up, im boz now.
Bigman: sounds like it’s out of bikergrove.
Mikelar: what happened to originality?
Boz begins to pull out a gun, suddenly they change their minds and start talking about how he was a hero.
Sadly this was short lived, Mr M, as he was known to Bigman, shot boz in the back.
Bigman and Mikelar decide to make a run for it when they can, then a voice boomed:
Mr M: stops right there, or ill kill him.
Bigman and Mikelar looked up; Mr M had microchips in a headlock.
Bigman: hey he died.
Mr M: Mwhahahah… fools, that was a genetic model of him.
Microchips: mummyyyyyyyyyyy.
Mr M: shut up, fool.
Bigman: what’s with all the Mr T speech?
Mr M: shut up, I can athrow-him-hellaovafar.
After a lengthy opening scene for Mr M he ties his prisoners together by a piece of old rope, the good old fashioned way.
Mr M then drags in cleavage chick and ties her up next to the others.
Bigman admits its no handcuffs and bed but it’ll do if the moment arises.
Mr M then tells the group how he plans to kill them all, in short he has set a bomb to blow in 3 minutes.
cleavage chick: thanks for trying guys.
Mikelar: god no we are all going to die.
Bigman: don’t worry, im sure group 2 is just planning how to stop him.
Mean while outside, Cooky and Gerrid were busy arguing about Nokia buying Nintendo and the other 3 were in a heated debate.
Maverick: Look my pikachu could beat your jigglypuff any day.
Fuzzy: no chance.
Tribute: There’s only one way to settle this, link-up mode.
Back inside, Mr M was getting closer to the door.
Mr M: any last requests?
Mikelar: Yeah, turns to microchips, why are you called microchips?
Microchips: Oh that’s easy, when I wa…
Mr M: quiet, any good requests? Like pleas for not killing you.
Bigman: what’s your name?
Mr M: hummm that’s a good one, its morbo.
Bigman turns to cleavage chick, at this point ill let you think what his request is.
Then the door slams open, once again, this time it’s Nintendoid and the door slams into Morbo and knocks him out.
Nintendoid: Sorry im late, I just read the topic and the trains are late, as usual.
Microchips: quick untie us.
Bigman: NO! I mean um err yeah untie us.
Nintendoid runs towards them and unties them.
Microchips: quick let’s get out of here.
Bigman: there’s no rush, the bomb still has 2mins to go.
Mikelar: ok but let’s get out of here anyway.
Nintendoid: wow, cool ive always wanted to do this.
Nintendoid runs over to a gun on the floor and picks it up. He shoots a whole round into the air. cleavage chick screams at the loud noise
Gerrid: what was that?
Cooky: quick, someone in trouble.
Group 2 runs into THE castle.
Maverick and Fuzzy were first into THE castle; sadly in the rush they had forgotten to unplug the link cable between their GameBoys.
Tribute ran in and tripped over the cable and fell towards the bomb. He pushed his hands out trying to stop him from falling but he pressed a button on the table.
Loud speakers: 30 seconds and counting.
Bigman: it’s the bomb
Maverick: lets get out of here.
All of them ran for the door.
Fuzzy: look morbo isn’t there.
Cooky: don’t worry about him, we have 10seconds left.
They ran out the door. They were a few meters away from THE castle as the bomb went off.
Bigman: is everyone ok?
Fuzzy: I think so.
Maverick: I can’t feel my hands touching my leg!!!
Cleavage chick: that’s because its mine!
Maverick: oh, you haven’t shaved them in a while have you?
cleavage chick: ive just be….
Bigman: where’s everyone else?
Nintendoid: they didn’t make it.
They looked around and they couldn’t see anyone else. They then heard the skid of car wheels. It was morbo and he was getting away in his new mini.
Maverick: quick, get into my monster truck.
Everyone gets into the monster truck. Maverick starts the engine and they follow morbo.
Just as they go out of sight Cooky climbs from under the rubble, he had no mode of transport. He then saw a ball, a hollow ball, he decided to do a super monkey ball thing and climbed in it. He started to get quicker, sadly it was too hard to control and he fell of a cliff, obviously he died.
The monster truck was gaining on morbo fast, soon enough it had caught up with him.
Bigman: run him over, run him over.
Maverick: are you ok Bigman?
Bigman: I said run him over!
Fuzzy: don’t do it mav.
Maverick: Im not doing it Bigman.
Bigman: fine overtake him and give me time to jump on his mini.
Maverick: ok ill do that.
Maverick carefully started to go to the side of the mini. Bigman winded the window down and started to get out of the window. Everyone could see in his eyes he had his mind set on getting Morbo if it was the last thing he ever did.
He jumped, he landed flat on the roof of the car holding on to the radio aerial.
The monster truck turned of the road with the people in it shouting:
“We will be at ukgames if you make it back.”
Bigman clambered over to the car drivers door a opened it, he grabbed morbo and pulled him out of the car, he then jumped off following him.
Before Morbo could get back up Bigman kicked him in the stomach. Morbo screaming in pain. Bigman then kept kicking him.
Bigman: this is for kidnapping cleavage chick, this is for making me come up here, this is for nearly getting me killed, this is for trying to kill me, this is for you making Sarah dump me in high school.
Morbo: I didn’t know you then
Bigman: you liar.
With that he stood him up and punched him on the chin.
Morbo staggered back and slipped off the edge of the cliff, he managed to grab onto the edge of the cliff.
Bigman knew that stepping on morbo fingers would finish him.
Morbo: you won’t do it Bigman, you haven’t got the ba….
With that Bigman stepped on his fingers. Bigman listened to morbo as he screamed on the way to the bottom, he then heard a spine tingling thud.
Bigman: impressive, he only breathed in 3 times.
~ ~ ~ 5 hours and a pot of noodles later ~ ~ ~
They were all back on talking about what had happened.
They vowed never to speak about what happened to them ever again.
The ones who were not found were presumed dead and the rubble THE castle left magically disappeared.
Nothing happened between Bigman and cleavage chick, she was banned for spamming and never heard of again.
~ Boz ~
Page:
They got rid of them, sr that is.
where are all of Up_in-smoke's spamming posts?
mikelar wrote:
> are we supposed to be gay in the story?
Its up to you to make your own mind up on that one.
Yes though, it was only a joke, he could have a glass eye for all i know.
> are we supposed to be gay in the story?
Its up to you to make your own mind up on that one.
Yes though, it was only a joke, he could have a glass eye for all i know.
Nice post Boz, made me laugh :D
I don't get why me and Mattyboy kept looking at each other though, are we supposed to be gay in the story?
Meh, still funny.
I don't get why me and Mattyboy kept looking at each other though, are we supposed to be gay in the story?
Meh, still funny.
I enjoyed writing it, next time, if there is one, ill try to make it short.
Well done mate, abit long but a good story after all!
Maverick42 wrote:
> GAD worthy, methinks. Shame up_in_smoke spoilt it. Send an e-mail to
> SR, and they'll probably delete his posts.
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He'll most probably be on the end of a banning too...
> GAD worthy, methinks. Shame up_in_smoke spoilt it. Send an e-mail to
> SR, and they'll probably delete his posts.
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He'll most probably be on the end of a banning too...
Great post, Boz. It was interesting throughout, which is hard to do for such a large piece of writing. Also, the fact that there were frequent amusing points that were cunningly subtle was the icing on the cake.
GAD worthy, methinks. Shame up_in_smoke spoilt it. Send an e-mail to SR, and they'll probably delete his posts.
GAD worthy, methinks. Shame up_in_smoke spoilt it. Send an e-mail to SR, and they'll probably delete his posts.
GGGRRRR if what these people say is true up in smoke is getting banned so i don't want you to leave without saying bye if they are right so....
BYE!!!!!!:(
BYE!!!!!!:(
Boz wrote:
> Maverick42 wrote:
>
> Boz, I'd report him if I were you.
>
> Yeah but if i report him 4 times, or what ever, they will put me as
> annoying them and proberly ban me.
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No they won't.
Honestly.
> Maverick42 wrote:
>
> Boz, I'd report him if I were you.
>
> Yeah but if i report him 4 times, or what ever, they will put me as
> annoying them and proberly ban me.
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No they won't.
Honestly.
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