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The sun slowly awakes over the cool fields of Hyrule. Birds tweet in the tall trees, and the river slowly floes by, on its way to Hyrlue lake, and the obscure fog off the edge of the map screen. The world is at peace.
*YAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!* AHA! ITS ME AGAIN! Yep, thats right, just going for a 'spin' in the bushes *cough!* Oh, whats this? A rupee? Don't mind if I do! Navi! OI NAVI! Yeah - Um, I've forgotten where to go next...? EH? Whats that? I got p*****d? No, it was just a celebration! YES! Yah, Mido got er, oh so unfortuantely, er, maimed in the Lost Woods. I was just er, celebrating his near recovery?
Shame about the lethal Deku poison I put in his drink! MMMMMMWWWAAAHHAAA!
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The young boy looked around him. The ancient and sacred Spirit Temple shivered mysteriously in the half-light, and as the boy moved, dust arose ever so slightly from the ground.
*COUGH!* Damn asthma! *BREATH!* Ah, my trusty inhaler! Now. What is this place? Some kinda museum? NOOOO! I hate museums! Damn boring and cold to boot! Look at that giant pot! What ya lookin't at? EH? YAAAAAHHHH! SMASH!
Te-he! Not larfin' now are ya mate! SCREW YOU SHIGSY!
The 'boy' investigates further into the hallowed ground, finding his way around to a large figure sitting in a chair. Link moved up to him.
OI! MATE! CAN YA TELL ME WHERE THE DAMN WITCHES ARE? OI! LISTEN!
*HACK!*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Ooo er! Better scarper! Damn! Doors are sealed. Better fight. Now, lets see
*CLANG!*
Bloomin' heck! That were close! *HACK* *ARRGH!* HAHA! Didn't like that did ya!? *HACK* *MWARARAHHAA* Te-he I RULE!
*CLANG!*
Uh. a.........d...a.....m....n....bl....o.....o....dy thing. *SLUMP*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!*
UH? AHA! My trusty fairy has saved me! NOW FOR YA MATE! *HACK* Yay! Done 'im in! Now, lets go..................
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Oh dear! Three of them damn Stalfos. AHA! Dins fire! *RARGH-ARRRRRGGGH!*
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!
Te-he!
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Exhasuted from his search, Link valiantly battles his way to Kokiri Village (ERM! Actualy I warped!) and rested benath the glowing trees, the beautiful fairys and fireflys dancing around him.
Er? Whats this? A Mushroom? *MUNCH*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Several hours later)
DAMN BEST DREAM I EVR HAD!
NOW FOR THEM BLOOMIN' WITCHES!
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*CACKLE CACKLE!*
Oh-er! Now for it. Whats that! A BLINKIN' ICE BEAM THATS WHAT! NAVI?! THAT WAS YOU! YOU ACTUALY SPOKE BLUNTLY!? WHA?
*CACKLE!*
Now, shield! *BROOOOOOO* *BBBBROOOOO* Fire!
*ARRRGGGGHHHH*
*SHRIEKS*
Crikey! Them damn things have joined! 'ello 'ello! Whats all this then?
*SHRIEKS*
Back to work...........................
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Link stumbled and arose. He was in a place of beauty, the fountains of light streaming past him, and symbols on the floor around.
Urgghhh. Where am I? O! Not that damn mushroom again? MMMMMWWWAAAHHHAA! Shigsys dream has been foiled by me! OH! 'Ello!
Its that lurvly lady who I had to schnabble those silver gloves for. HA! I got'em you didn't! Serves ya right for being to fat to fit through that hole! Oh......funny feeling....now now, don't be too hasty! OOOO!
*URGH!*
Where'd she go? AhA! a medallion! Now for Ganonfodrfs Castle! What a dump!
Or a quick booze on top of Death Mountain? Let me see...............Sod Ganon, wheres ma Heineken?!
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*YAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!* AHA! ITS ME AGAIN! Yep, thats right, just going for a 'spin' in the bushes *cough!* Oh, whats this? A rupee? Don't mind if I do! Navi! OI NAVI! Yeah - Um, I've forgotten where to go next...? EH? Whats that? I got p*****d? No, it was just a celebration! YES! Yah, Mido got er, oh so unfortuantely, er, maimed in the Lost Woods. I was just er, celebrating his near recovery?
Shame about the lethal Deku poison I put in his drink! MMMMMMWWWAAAHHAAA!
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The young boy looked around him. The ancient and sacred Spirit Temple shivered mysteriously in the half-light, and as the boy moved, dust arose ever so slightly from the ground.
*COUGH!* Damn asthma! *BREATH!* Ah, my trusty inhaler! Now. What is this place? Some kinda museum? NOOOO! I hate museums! Damn boring and cold to boot! Look at that giant pot! What ya lookin't at? EH? YAAAAAHHHH! SMASH!
Te-he! Not larfin' now are ya mate! SCREW YOU SHIGSY!
The 'boy' investigates further into the hallowed ground, finding his way around to a large figure sitting in a chair. Link moved up to him.
OI! MATE! CAN YA TELL ME WHERE THE DAMN WITCHES ARE? OI! LISTEN!
*HACK!*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Ooo er! Better scarper! Damn! Doors are sealed. Better fight. Now, lets see
*CLANG!*
Bloomin' heck! That were close! *HACK* *ARRGH!* HAHA! Didn't like that did ya!? *HACK* *MWARARAHHAA* Te-he I RULE!
*CLANG!*
Uh. a.........d...a.....m....n....bl....o.....o....dy thing. *SLUMP*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!*
UH? AHA! My trusty fairy has saved me! NOW FOR YA MATE! *HACK* Yay! Done 'im in! Now, lets go..................
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Oh dear! Three of them damn Stalfos. AHA! Dins fire! *RARGH-ARRRRRGGGH!*
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!
Te-he!
-----------
Exhasuted from his search, Link valiantly battles his way to Kokiri Village (ERM! Actualy I warped!) and rested benath the glowing trees, the beautiful fairys and fireflys dancing around him.
Er? Whats this? A Mushroom? *MUNCH*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Several hours later)
DAMN BEST DREAM I EVR HAD!
NOW FOR THEM BLOOMIN' WITCHES!
------------
*CACKLE CACKLE!*
Oh-er! Now for it. Whats that! A BLINKIN' ICE BEAM THATS WHAT! NAVI?! THAT WAS YOU! YOU ACTUALY SPOKE BLUNTLY!? WHA?
*CACKLE!*
Now, shield! *BROOOOOOO* *BBBBROOOOO* Fire!
*ARRRGGGGHHHH*
*SHRIEKS*
Crikey! Them damn things have joined! 'ello 'ello! Whats all this then?
*SHRIEKS*
Back to work...........................
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Link stumbled and arose. He was in a place of beauty, the fountains of light streaming past him, and symbols on the floor around.
Urgghhh. Where am I? O! Not that damn mushroom again? MMMMMWWWAAAHHHAA! Shigsys dream has been foiled by me! OH! 'Ello!
Its that lurvly lady who I had to schnabble those silver gloves for. HA! I got'em you didn't! Serves ya right for being to fat to fit through that hole! Oh......funny feeling....now now, don't be too hasty! OOOO!
*URGH!*
Where'd she go? AhA! a medallion! Now for Ganonfodrfs Castle! What a dump!
Or a quick booze on top of Death Mountain? Let me see...............Sod Ganon, wheres ma Heineken?!
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ummmmmmm.. nice to see nintendo trying to lose its kiddy image, some people still beleive they are kiddy.
And some people believe the earth is flat, its a funny old world.
And some people believe the earth is flat, its a funny old world.
?
I agree with whitestripes...
Hmmmm...
The sun slowly awakes over the cool fields of Hyrule. Birds tweet in the tall trees, and the river slowly floes by, on its way to Hyrlue lake, and the obscure fog off the edge of the map screen. The world is at peace.
*YAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!* AHA! ITS ME AGAIN! Yep, thats right, just going for a 'spin' in the bushes *cough!* Oh, whats this? A rupee? Don't mind if I do! Navi! OI NAVI! Yeah - Um, I've forgotten where to go next...? EH? Whats that? I got p*****d? No, it was just a celebration! YES! Yah, Mido got er, oh so unfortuantely, er, maimed in the Lost Woods. I was just er, celebrating his near recovery?
Shame about the lethal Deku poison I put in his drink! MMMMMMWWWAAAHHAAA!
------
The young boy looked around him. The ancient and sacred Spirit Temple shivered mysteriously in the half-light, and as the boy moved, dust arose ever so slightly from the ground.
*COUGH!* Damn asthma! *BREATH!* Ah, my trusty inhaler! Now. What is this place? Some kinda museum? NOOOO! I hate museums! Damn boring and cold to boot! Look at that giant pot! What ya lookin't at? EH? YAAAAAHHHH! SMASH!
Te-he! Not larfin' now are ya mate! SCREW YOU SHIGSY!
The 'boy' investigates further into the hallowed ground, finding his way around to a large figure sitting in a chair. Link moved up to him.
OI! MATE! CAN YA TELL ME WHERE THE DAMN WITCHES ARE? OI! LISTEN!
*HACK!*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Ooo er! Better scarper! Damn! Doors are sealed. Better fight. Now, lets see
*CLANG!*
Bloomin' heck! That were close! *HACK* *ARRGH!* HAHA! Didn't like that did ya!? *HACK* *MWARARAHHAA* Te-he I RULE!
*CLANG!*
Uh. a.........d...a.....m....n....bl....o.....o....dy thing. *SLUMP*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!*
UH? AHA! My trusty fairy has saved me! NOW FOR YA MATE! *HACK* Yay! Done 'im in! Now, lets go..................
-----------
Oh dear! Three of them damn Stalfos. AHA! Dins fire! *RARGH-ARRRRRGGGH!*
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!
Te-he!
-----------
Exhasuted from his search, Link valiantly battles his way to Kokiri Village (ERM! Actualy I warped!) and rested benath the glowing trees, the beautiful fairys and fireflys dancing around him.
Er? Whats this? A Mushroom? *MUNCH*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Several hours later)
DAMN BEST DREAM I EVR HAD!
NOW FOR THEM BLOOMIN' WITCHES!
------------
*CACKLE CACKLE!*
Oh-er! Now for it. Whats that! A BLINKIN' ICE BEAM THATS WHAT! NAVI?! THAT WAS YOU! YOU ACTUALY SPOKE BLUNTLY!? WHA?
*CACKLE!*
Now, shield! *BROOOOOOO* *BBBBROOOOO* Fire!
*ARRRGGGGHHHH*
*SHRIEKS*
Crikey! Them damn things have joined! 'ello 'ello! Whats all this then?
*SHRIEKS*
Back to work...........................
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Link stumbled and arose. He was in a place of beauty, the fountains of light streaming past him, and symbols on the floor around.
Urgghhh. Where am I? O! Not that damn mushroom again? MMMMMWWWAAAHHHAA! Shigsys dream has been foiled by me! OH! 'Ello!
Its that lurvly lady who I had to schnabble those silver gloves for. HA! I got'em you didn't! Serves ya right for being to fat to fit through that hole! Oh......funny feeling....now now, don't be too hasty! OOOO!
*URGH!*
Where'd she go? AhA! a medallion! Now for Ganonfodrfs Castle! What a dump!
Or a quick booze on top of Death Mountain? Let me see...............Sod Ganon, wheres ma Heineken?!
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;)
*YAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!* AHA! ITS ME AGAIN! Yep, thats right, just going for a 'spin' in the bushes *cough!* Oh, whats this? A rupee? Don't mind if I do! Navi! OI NAVI! Yeah - Um, I've forgotten where to go next...? EH? Whats that? I got p*****d? No, it was just a celebration! YES! Yah, Mido got er, oh so unfortuantely, er, maimed in the Lost Woods. I was just er, celebrating his near recovery?
Shame about the lethal Deku poison I put in his drink! MMMMMMWWWAAAHHAAA!
------
The young boy looked around him. The ancient and sacred Spirit Temple shivered mysteriously in the half-light, and as the boy moved, dust arose ever so slightly from the ground.
*COUGH!* Damn asthma! *BREATH!* Ah, my trusty inhaler! Now. What is this place? Some kinda museum? NOOOO! I hate museums! Damn boring and cold to boot! Look at that giant pot! What ya lookin't at? EH? YAAAAAHHHH! SMASH!
Te-he! Not larfin' now are ya mate! SCREW YOU SHIGSY!
The 'boy' investigates further into the hallowed ground, finding his way around to a large figure sitting in a chair. Link moved up to him.
OI! MATE! CAN YA TELL ME WHERE THE DAMN WITCHES ARE? OI! LISTEN!
*HACK!*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Ooo er! Better scarper! Damn! Doors are sealed. Better fight. Now, lets see
*CLANG!*
Bloomin' heck! That were close! *HACK* *ARRGH!* HAHA! Didn't like that did ya!? *HACK* *MWARARAHHAA* Te-he I RULE!
*CLANG!*
Uh. a.........d...a.....m....n....bl....o.....o....dy thing. *SLUMP*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!*
UH? AHA! My trusty fairy has saved me! NOW FOR YA MATE! *HACK* Yay! Done 'im in! Now, lets go..................
-----------
Oh dear! Three of them damn Stalfos. AHA! Dins fire! *RARGH-ARRRRRGGGH!*
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!
Te-he!
-----------
Exhasuted from his search, Link valiantly battles his way to Kokiri Village (ERM! Actualy I warped!) and rested benath the glowing trees, the beautiful fairys and fireflys dancing around him.
Er? Whats this? A Mushroom? *MUNCH*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Several hours later)
DAMN BEST DREAM I EVR HAD!
NOW FOR THEM BLOOMIN' WITCHES!
------------
*CACKLE CACKLE!*
Oh-er! Now for it. Whats that! A BLINKIN' ICE BEAM THATS WHAT! NAVI?! THAT WAS YOU! YOU ACTUALY SPOKE BLUNTLY!? WHA?
*CACKLE!*
Now, shield! *BROOOOOOO* *BBBBROOOOO* Fire!
*ARRRGGGGHHHH*
*SHRIEKS*
Crikey! Them damn things have joined! 'ello 'ello! Whats all this then?
*SHRIEKS*
Back to work...........................
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Link stumbled and arose. He was in a place of beauty, the fountains of light streaming past him, and symbols on the floor around.
Urgghhh. Where am I? O! Not that damn mushroom again? MMMMMWWWAAAHHHAA! Shigsys dream has been foiled by me! OH! 'Ello!
Its that lurvly lady who I had to schnabble those silver gloves for. HA! I got'em you didn't! Serves ya right for being to fat to fit through that hole! Oh......funny feeling....now now, don't be too hasty! OOOO!
*URGH!*
Where'd she go? AhA! a medallion! Now for Ganonfodrfs Castle! What a dump!
Or a quick booze on top of Death Mountain? Let me see...............Sod Ganon, wheres ma Heineken?!
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;)