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"Ten Uses For an X-Box By Maverick42"

Ten uses for an X-Box:

1. A joke.
2. A raft for no more than twenty people.
3. An anchor.
4. Something to put your GameCube on.
5. A coffee table.
6. Murder weapon (drop on someone).
7. A portable toilet.
8. Something short people can stand on.
9. Something to make the Atari V600 look good.
10. A sub standard piece of games hardware

Written by Maverick42 with a few ideas by me.

I would put yourself in for de-contamination, so you don't bring it on anyone else.

GSmaster wrote:
> I
> haven't touched one at all.

I have... NOOOOOO!

Won't be able to go in the family tomb!

Even though my friend will be getting one for christmas (I seriously pity him, he is called GCrocka by the way on this forum) I still will keep my vow of never even touching it, because since it's release I haven't touched one at all.
I seriously could not be able to lift it from the shops to my car (if I was drunk enough) because it is so heavy.

Uncle Albert wrote:
> 18. Utilise it's vast mass by hiding under it, to cover your ashamed
> expression of owning it! ;)

i'd die if i owned one!

18. Utilise it's vast mass by hiding under it, to cover your ashamed expression of owning it! ;)

17. Chuck it at Bin Ladens Cave to make the rocks fall in and trap him

16. throw it in Loch ness and pretend it's the monster. (did you know the Loch ness monster plays DVD's) :P

Another Use for a X-box:

To play halo.

Although i have an Xbox, i still don't mind when people mock it's size, which is why I have some suggestions myself -

1. Caravan
2. Cannonball
3. Berlin wall-style wall
4. Remember tiddlywinks?
5. Frisbee it through the air and people will mistake it for some kind of UFO. With the power light on, it will look like a green band around the box.
6. Garage (if you don't have one, simply sit this outside your house!)
7. You know when you crush drinks cans down for recycling? Why waste precious foot energy when you can just drop, or even throw your Xbox toward the can(s) and voila! Flat as a pancake!
8. Prop it up in the air to protect from missile/nuke attacks

Can't think of any more just yet. Hope you like them!

5 more uses

11) a door stop
12) an anchor for a cruise ship
13) a skip
14) a flood barrier
15) a really really big storage unit, (once you've emptied out all the cheap electronics inside)

failing that, just keep it around in the corner and when your feeling down just look it and i garauntee you'll be laughing in no time,