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The other week my brother gave me a disc with MAME on it, that's Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator, ti emulates many arcade boards. Also on the disc were many, many classic arcade ROMs.
Games like Donkey Kong, PacMan, Double Dragon, etc. Even games like Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter, though they don't run very fast on my machine.
But there were other games on the disc too. Games with names that didn't sound familiar. Games that I'm sure never made it into the friendly seaside arcades I frequented, anyway.
First off "Pocket Gal".
A fairly decent pool simulation, pretty decent physics, and you're rewarded for a high score with a girl standing at the table, topless.
Yep. Arcade quality pixilated breasts.
Moving swiftly on, we discover "Gals Panic"
Gals Panic is a good game. Based on an old arcade game, there's a silhouette of a girl on the screen. You move this cursor around the screen, clearing sections. Enemies on the screen will try to stop you. There's a meter at the top of the screen, and if it drops lower than a certain point, the silhouette of the girl is replaced by either a crocodile, a ninja, a pumpkin or an octopus.
Once you clear 80% of the girl, you get to see the full picture. There are three pictures for each girl, each more revealing, so more pixilated breasts then. Only after the third stage you get to see a black and white photograph of the girl too. There are six girls to work through. As I was playing the game though, (purely for research purposes) I noticed that I had to hit the continue button an awful lot. Just how many real coins would I have pumped into the machine? How many Japanese men have sunk a chunk of their wages into this machine to see computerised baps? How many times have they cursed when their last change is wasted when the little pyramid shape breaks their line and costs them their last life?
It doesn't ‘bare' thinking about...
The depravity goes on with ‘Peek a Boo'.
Remember ‘Breakout'? It's also been called about a dozen other things, but the game with the ball you hit against the bricks, and they disappear. Well that's what ‘Peek a Boo' is, only when you clear a stage you get a picture of a woman, again there are three pictures of each woman, each wearing less clothes. What worried me about this game is that on the list from which you choose your person to perv at, there are mens names too. Imagine the embarrassment if your discovered not only playing this game, but playing on one of the men's stages! I didn't try any of these, I would have done for the purpose of this thread, but my mother-in-law is visiting. I don't want her walking in and thinking that her daughter has married a closet homosexual.
Finally, there was ‘Poker Gals'
A poker sim. You get points for certain hands. Two pairs, three of a kind, a flush etc each is worth a different amount of points to you. And want do points mean? Points mean prizes. Nudity strip-off prizes. Yep, hit 300 points and you've hit ‘1Step' ,600 points for ‘2Step' and 1000 points for ‘3Step'. But when you get to ‘3Step' you can "continuously hit the deal button to play with me (the girl)" The faster you hit the button, the more happens. The first one is a snake licking a nipple. There's all sorts of breast-grabbing animations and wet nickers to look at here, should you so desire. It's hilarious, and yet quite worrying when you think that some people genuinely get a thrill from bad arcade porn.
I played all of these games out of sheer curiosity, and have discovered a truly dark side of gaming, a very wrong side of gaming.
Games like Donkey Kong, PacMan, Double Dragon, etc. Even games like Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter, though they don't run very fast on my machine.
But there were other games on the disc too. Games with names that didn't sound familiar. Games that I'm sure never made it into the friendly seaside arcades I frequented, anyway.
First off "Pocket Gal".
A fairly decent pool simulation, pretty decent physics, and you're rewarded for a high score with a girl standing at the table, topless.
Yep. Arcade quality pixilated breasts.
Moving swiftly on, we discover "Gals Panic"
Gals Panic is a good game. Based on an old arcade game, there's a silhouette of a girl on the screen. You move this cursor around the screen, clearing sections. Enemies on the screen will try to stop you. There's a meter at the top of the screen, and if it drops lower than a certain point, the silhouette of the girl is replaced by either a crocodile, a ninja, a pumpkin or an octopus.
Once you clear 80% of the girl, you get to see the full picture. There are three pictures for each girl, each more revealing, so more pixilated breasts then. Only after the third stage you get to see a black and white photograph of the girl too. There are six girls to work through. As I was playing the game though, (purely for research purposes) I noticed that I had to hit the continue button an awful lot. Just how many real coins would I have pumped into the machine? How many Japanese men have sunk a chunk of their wages into this machine to see computerised baps? How many times have they cursed when their last change is wasted when the little pyramid shape breaks their line and costs them their last life?
It doesn't ‘bare' thinking about...
The depravity goes on with ‘Peek a Boo'.
Remember ‘Breakout'? It's also been called about a dozen other things, but the game with the ball you hit against the bricks, and they disappear. Well that's what ‘Peek a Boo' is, only when you clear a stage you get a picture of a woman, again there are three pictures of each woman, each wearing less clothes. What worried me about this game is that on the list from which you choose your person to perv at, there are mens names too. Imagine the embarrassment if your discovered not only playing this game, but playing on one of the men's stages! I didn't try any of these, I would have done for the purpose of this thread, but my mother-in-law is visiting. I don't want her walking in and thinking that her daughter has married a closet homosexual.
Finally, there was ‘Poker Gals'
A poker sim. You get points for certain hands. Two pairs, three of a kind, a flush etc each is worth a different amount of points to you. And want do points mean? Points mean prizes. Nudity strip-off prizes. Yep, hit 300 points and you've hit ‘1Step' ,600 points for ‘2Step' and 1000 points for ‘3Step'. But when you get to ‘3Step' you can "continuously hit the deal button to play with me (the girl)" The faster you hit the button, the more happens. The first one is a snake licking a nipple. There's all sorts of breast-grabbing animations and wet nickers to look at here, should you so desire. It's hilarious, and yet quite worrying when you think that some people genuinely get a thrill from bad arcade porn.
I played all of these games out of sheer curiosity, and have discovered a truly dark side of gaming, a very wrong side of gaming.
Ha ha! Fantastic.
I just discovered that the NES had a couple of soft porn games too.
Strip poker and the like.
With NES standard graphics.
I also remember an Atari 2600 game called General Custer, in which the aim was to cross the screen and do it with the Indian girl tied to the stake.
Strip poker and the like.
With NES standard graphics.
I also remember an Atari 2600 game called General Custer, in which the aim was to cross the screen and do it with the Indian girl tied to the stake.
Semajal wrote:
> you know you love them ;-)
Hell yeah!
:-D
> you know you love them ;-)
Hell yeah!
:-D
It's called hentai. www.somethingawful.com has some particularly enlightening (read: friggin' hilarious) reviews.
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Virtual Date, another Japenese game. You had to chat up a girl at a
> venue (you got to choose) get her to come home with you then pole her
> for the full compliment of points.
>
> Hur hur. Dirty Japanesey type things.
you know you love them ;-)
> Virtual Date, another Japenese game. You had to chat up a girl at a
> venue (you got to choose) get her to come home with you then pole her
> for the full compliment of points.
>
> Hur hur. Dirty Japanesey type things.
you know you love them ;-)
Virtual Date, another Japenese game. You had to chat up a girl at a venue (you got to choose) get her to come home with you then pole her for the full compliment of points.
Hur hur. Dirty Japanesey type things.
Hur hur. Dirty Japanesey type things.
I used to know how much a stripper would set you back, but like "who shot JR?" - it's been lost down that big black hole I call a brain
bet it would be cheaper to hire a stripper lol
I have an image of Japanease business men standing around playing these games shouting incohrently at the tops of their voices with cameras round their necks and all the other Japanease stereo types you can think of as they get closer to seeing the naked computer chick.
Quite worrying really. Though I think anything goes in Japan, they have flippin dating simlulators, I downloaded one once to see what it was like unfortunatly I couldn't understand a single thing.
I'm off to download me some nekid breakout.
Quite worrying really. Though I think anything goes in Japan, they have flippin dating simlulators, I downloaded one once to see what it was like unfortunatly I couldn't understand a single thing.
I'm off to download me some nekid breakout.
The other week my brother gave me a disc with MAME on it, that's Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator, ti emulates many arcade boards. Also on the disc were many, many classic arcade ROMs.
Games like Donkey Kong, PacMan, Double Dragon, etc. Even games like Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter, though they don't run very fast on my machine.
But there were other games on the disc too. Games with names that didn't sound familiar. Games that I'm sure never made it into the friendly seaside arcades I frequented, anyway.
First off "Pocket Gal".
A fairly decent pool simulation, pretty decent physics, and you're rewarded for a high score with a girl standing at the table, topless.
Yep. Arcade quality pixilated breasts.
Moving swiftly on, we discover "Gals Panic"
Gals Panic is a good game. Based on an old arcade game, there's a silhouette of a girl on the screen. You move this cursor around the screen, clearing sections. Enemies on the screen will try to stop you. There's a meter at the top of the screen, and if it drops lower than a certain point, the silhouette of the girl is replaced by either a crocodile, a ninja, a pumpkin or an octopus.
Once you clear 80% of the girl, you get to see the full picture. There are three pictures for each girl, each more revealing, so more pixilated breasts then. Only after the third stage you get to see a black and white photograph of the girl too. There are six girls to work through. As I was playing the game though, (purely for research purposes) I noticed that I had to hit the continue button an awful lot. Just how many real coins would I have pumped into the machine? How many Japanese men have sunk a chunk of their wages into this machine to see computerised baps? How many times have they cursed when their last change is wasted when the little pyramid shape breaks their line and costs them their last life?
It doesn't ‘bare' thinking about...
The depravity goes on with ‘Peek a Boo'.
Remember ‘Breakout'? It's also been called about a dozen other things, but the game with the ball you hit against the bricks, and they disappear. Well that's what ‘Peek a Boo' is, only when you clear a stage you get a picture of a woman, again there are three pictures of each woman, each wearing less clothes. What worried me about this game is that on the list from which you choose your person to perv at, there are mens names too. Imagine the embarrassment if your discovered not only playing this game, but playing on one of the men's stages! I didn't try any of these, I would have done for the purpose of this thread, but my mother-in-law is visiting. I don't want her walking in and thinking that her daughter has married a closet homosexual.
Finally, there was ‘Poker Gals'
A poker sim. You get points for certain hands. Two pairs, three of a kind, a flush etc each is worth a different amount of points to you. And want do points mean? Points mean prizes. Nudity strip-off prizes. Yep, hit 300 points and you've hit ‘1Step' ,600 points for ‘2Step' and 1000 points for ‘3Step'. But when you get to ‘3Step' you can "continuously hit the deal button to play with me (the girl)" The faster you hit the button, the more happens. The first one is a snake licking a nipple. There's all sorts of breast-grabbing animations and wet nickers to look at here, should you so desire. It's hilarious, and yet quite worrying when you think that some people genuinely get a thrill from bad arcade porn.
I played all of these games out of sheer curiosity, and have discovered a truly dark side of gaming, a very wrong side of gaming.
Games like Donkey Kong, PacMan, Double Dragon, etc. Even games like Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter, though they don't run very fast on my machine.
But there were other games on the disc too. Games with names that didn't sound familiar. Games that I'm sure never made it into the friendly seaside arcades I frequented, anyway.
First off "Pocket Gal".
A fairly decent pool simulation, pretty decent physics, and you're rewarded for a high score with a girl standing at the table, topless.
Yep. Arcade quality pixilated breasts.
Moving swiftly on, we discover "Gals Panic"
Gals Panic is a good game. Based on an old arcade game, there's a silhouette of a girl on the screen. You move this cursor around the screen, clearing sections. Enemies on the screen will try to stop you. There's a meter at the top of the screen, and if it drops lower than a certain point, the silhouette of the girl is replaced by either a crocodile, a ninja, a pumpkin or an octopus.
Once you clear 80% of the girl, you get to see the full picture. There are three pictures for each girl, each more revealing, so more pixilated breasts then. Only after the third stage you get to see a black and white photograph of the girl too. There are six girls to work through. As I was playing the game though, (purely for research purposes) I noticed that I had to hit the continue button an awful lot. Just how many real coins would I have pumped into the machine? How many Japanese men have sunk a chunk of their wages into this machine to see computerised baps? How many times have they cursed when their last change is wasted when the little pyramid shape breaks their line and costs them their last life?
It doesn't ‘bare' thinking about...
The depravity goes on with ‘Peek a Boo'.
Remember ‘Breakout'? It's also been called about a dozen other things, but the game with the ball you hit against the bricks, and they disappear. Well that's what ‘Peek a Boo' is, only when you clear a stage you get a picture of a woman, again there are three pictures of each woman, each wearing less clothes. What worried me about this game is that on the list from which you choose your person to perv at, there are mens names too. Imagine the embarrassment if your discovered not only playing this game, but playing on one of the men's stages! I didn't try any of these, I would have done for the purpose of this thread, but my mother-in-law is visiting. I don't want her walking in and thinking that her daughter has married a closet homosexual.
Finally, there was ‘Poker Gals'
A poker sim. You get points for certain hands. Two pairs, three of a kind, a flush etc each is worth a different amount of points to you. And want do points mean? Points mean prizes. Nudity strip-off prizes. Yep, hit 300 points and you've hit ‘1Step' ,600 points for ‘2Step' and 1000 points for ‘3Step'. But when you get to ‘3Step' you can "continuously hit the deal button to play with me (the girl)" The faster you hit the button, the more happens. The first one is a snake licking a nipple. There's all sorts of breast-grabbing animations and wet nickers to look at here, should you so desire. It's hilarious, and yet quite worrying when you think that some people genuinely get a thrill from bad arcade porn.
I played all of these games out of sheer curiosity, and have discovered a truly dark side of gaming, a very wrong side of gaming.