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Have you ever wondered how to explain away those hours of gaming and lack f any other hobbies on your CV? I can show you how with no more that a little bending of the truth, you can have the perfect resume for any job you want
THE ARCHEOLOGIST
Real Version:
I play alot of Tomb Raider because I am hypnotised by Lara Croft's boobs
Creative Version:
You will find me a prime candidate for your post as archeolgist on your proposed expedition. I have lots of experiance in this area.
I have collected many exciting artifacts from expiditions world wide, Including such places as the Great Wall of China, the Indian Jungle, Venice and even a sucken vessel on the ocean floor. Most recentky I have spent a great deal of time in egypt, preventing certain gods form destroying the world. I hopt to br travelling to Paris and Prague soon
THE PARAMEDIC
Real Version:
GTA3 is my favorite game. I just love to shoot innocent bystanders and steal fast cars. For a bit of a change I sometimes di the sub missions
Creative Version:
I currently hold a level five paramedic qualification gained whilst safely delivering five patients to the hospital quickly. I am also aiming for level six. In my spare time I am also an accomplished Taxi Driver and a volunteer Fireman.
My hobies include collecing cars, target practice and playing with reamote control cars. I am also interested in starting a career as a pizza delivery boy.
THE DANCER
Real version:
Somethimes when my girlfriend is out I get her dancemat out for a laugh. Makes a change from playing Frequency, Rez and Music all day.
Creative Version:
Dancing is my Life. I dance everyday. I am experianced in all types of damce from Disney to Euro Pop. I am currently rated as a class B dancer.
I have also danced as one of Britney Spears backing Dancers which I made a huge success of. I have also helped the spice girls by mixing some off their more well known songs and providing thier coreography.
In my spare time I alos like to write and produce my own music using very sophisticated music generation software.
So there you go, now off you go and find any job you want to ;)
Ros
THE ARCHEOLOGIST
Real Version:
I play alot of Tomb Raider because I am hypnotised by Lara Croft's boobs
Creative Version:
You will find me a prime candidate for your post as archeolgist on your proposed expedition. I have lots of experiance in this area.
I have collected many exciting artifacts from expiditions world wide, Including such places as the Great Wall of China, the Indian Jungle, Venice and even a sucken vessel on the ocean floor. Most recentky I have spent a great deal of time in egypt, preventing certain gods form destroying the world. I hopt to br travelling to Paris and Prague soon
THE PARAMEDIC
Real Version:
GTA3 is my favorite game. I just love to shoot innocent bystanders and steal fast cars. For a bit of a change I sometimes di the sub missions
Creative Version:
I currently hold a level five paramedic qualification gained whilst safely delivering five patients to the hospital quickly. I am also aiming for level six. In my spare time I am also an accomplished Taxi Driver and a volunteer Fireman.
My hobies include collecing cars, target practice and playing with reamote control cars. I am also interested in starting a career as a pizza delivery boy.
THE DANCER
Real version:
Somethimes when my girlfriend is out I get her dancemat out for a laugh. Makes a change from playing Frequency, Rez and Music all day.
Creative Version:
Dancing is my Life. I dance everyday. I am experianced in all types of damce from Disney to Euro Pop. I am currently rated as a class B dancer.
I have also danced as one of Britney Spears backing Dancers which I made a huge success of. I have also helped the spice girls by mixing some off their more well known songs and providing thier coreography.
In my spare time I alos like to write and produce my own music using very sophisticated music generation software.
So there you go, now off you go and find any job you want to ;)
Ros
Funny post.
Um, why don't you just lie anyways? If you want to be an archaeologist but all you play is Pro Evolution Soccer, you could still write that junk you had.
Have you ever wondered how to explain away those hours of gaming and lack f any other hobbies on your CV? I can show you how with no more that a little bending of the truth, you can have the perfect resume for any job you want
THE ARCHEOLOGIST
Real Version:
I play alot of Tomb Raider because I am hypnotised by Lara Croft's boobs
Creative Version:
You will find me a prime candidate for your post as archeolgist on your proposed expedition. I have lots of experiance in this area.
I have collected many exciting artifacts from expiditions world wide, Including such places as the Great Wall of China, the Indian Jungle, Venice and even a sucken vessel on the ocean floor. Most recentky I have spent a great deal of time in egypt, preventing certain gods form destroying the world. I hopt to br travelling to Paris and Prague soon
THE PARAMEDIC
Real Version:
GTA3 is my favorite game. I just love to shoot innocent bystanders and steal fast cars. For a bit of a change I sometimes di the sub missions
Creative Version:
I currently hold a level five paramedic qualification gained whilst safely delivering five patients to the hospital quickly. I am also aiming for level six. In my spare time I am also an accomplished Taxi Driver and a volunteer Fireman.
My hobies include collecing cars, target practice and playing with reamote control cars. I am also interested in starting a career as a pizza delivery boy.
THE DANCER
Real version:
Somethimes when my girlfriend is out I get her dancemat out for a laugh. Makes a change from playing Frequency, Rez and Music all day.
Creative Version:
Dancing is my Life. I dance everyday. I am experianced in all types of damce from Disney to Euro Pop. I am currently rated as a class B dancer.
I have also danced as one of Britney Spears backing Dancers which I made a huge success of. I have also helped the spice girls by mixing some off their more well known songs and providing thier coreography.
In my spare time I alos like to write and produce my own music using very sophisticated music generation software.
So there you go, now off you go and find any job you want to ;)
Ros
THE ARCHEOLOGIST
Real Version:
I play alot of Tomb Raider because I am hypnotised by Lara Croft's boobs
Creative Version:
You will find me a prime candidate for your post as archeolgist on your proposed expedition. I have lots of experiance in this area.
I have collected many exciting artifacts from expiditions world wide, Including such places as the Great Wall of China, the Indian Jungle, Venice and even a sucken vessel on the ocean floor. Most recentky I have spent a great deal of time in egypt, preventing certain gods form destroying the world. I hopt to br travelling to Paris and Prague soon
THE PARAMEDIC
Real Version:
GTA3 is my favorite game. I just love to shoot innocent bystanders and steal fast cars. For a bit of a change I sometimes di the sub missions
Creative Version:
I currently hold a level five paramedic qualification gained whilst safely delivering five patients to the hospital quickly. I am also aiming for level six. In my spare time I am also an accomplished Taxi Driver and a volunteer Fireman.
My hobies include collecing cars, target practice and playing with reamote control cars. I am also interested in starting a career as a pizza delivery boy.
THE DANCER
Real version:
Somethimes when my girlfriend is out I get her dancemat out for a laugh. Makes a change from playing Frequency, Rez and Music all day.
Creative Version:
Dancing is my Life. I dance everyday. I am experianced in all types of damce from Disney to Euro Pop. I am currently rated as a class B dancer.
I have also danced as one of Britney Spears backing Dancers which I made a huge success of. I have also helped the spice girls by mixing some off their more well known songs and providing thier coreography.
In my spare time I alos like to write and produce my own music using very sophisticated music generation software.
So there you go, now off you go and find any job you want to ;)
Ros