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As you will know, I sometimes enter a stupid an silly, but not really funny story. Today, it is about the Buddy Man. Read on for a little while and see what you think...
"The Buddy Man!! Cursed of thee planet! Full of Stoopid Evil! Whilst in it's Dark Lair, it will curse the soul of it's finding. Leteth be alone of thee Buddy Man thee Earth shall be at peace."
'Book of Quake'.
As you would know now, the Buddy Man is the curse of the planet, like the devil.
One day, in the year of 2002.9, this person called Homaa Sampasan walks out the local college club called Toe's was kinda drunk and had a good laugh. He had drunk Sudd and the Special Sudd Stlye which has 66.6 volume in size. It was 9.00pm and he had phoned Maage at the telephone bix and said..
"Marge, peeck me up cos' I wanna...hmm, wanna. Erm, ging hame!"
"Okay Homaa, but are you dwunk?"
"I'm fine, now pick me up and I will give you pizza!" Hmm...pizza".
Soon as Homaa hooked the phone, he had saw a puppet on the ground and it had a name on it belonging it to 'Febart' and the front of the puppet ahd said 'The Buddy Man'. But since Homaa was drunk, he thought it said 'The Cruddy Can'. He gazed at the puupet and started to sliver all over it like a dog carrying rabies, since he thought the Cruddy Can, he tried to eat it.
"Hmmm...Cruddy Can..." Homaa said.
"Get aff mi ya fool!" A voice was echoing. "That iz wight! It's time to eat the Cruddy Can! Isn't that wight, yer da Cruddy Can!!"
"Wh-h-ho said that?!?!"
"Mi, that is. The Buddy man at yer stoopid service! What can I get ye?"
Homaa thought wisely like a Brahmin and said...
"A passing grade???"
"AYE INDEED! See you temmerew!"
Homaa thought that was weird. But he was drunk and tried to throw the Buddy Man away, but it disappeared in thin air. For some reason, The Buddy Man looked like a voodoo doll on the shape of Homaa's hand. Then just in time, Maage had came along to pick up Homaa without saying a word-both of them. Weird, weird indeed like the X-Files.
The next day, Homaa and Maage hadn't said a word ever since Homaa was picked up the night at Toe's. Anyway, Befart and Wisa had left the home really early to catch a fight between Pelvison and Fartyn at Whitfield Skelmentry Skool. Anyway, Sagie was in her cot begging for food and trying to commit suicide after the incident when Devil's Little Helper attacked her. Shame... At the same time, Homaa was skipping work again 3 times in a row at the Pukelear Power Pant. Cos' of this, Homaa decided to go to Toe's and left the house without speaking o her again. Why?
Homaa travelled to Toe's with difficulty in his car because the cat was stuck in the engine. Eventually, he was at Toe's. As soon as he came in, he Toe, Ginny, Scarl and Farney filling out a sheet of paper. Homaa wondered and said to everyone
"What you guys doing, huh?"
"We are, um, er, doing a question sheet on the Meaning of Questions!" Everyone shouted out.
"It gets our minds active, you see" Toe said....and Toe started to go hyperactive.
"Okay then folks, let me have a sheet" Homaa replied.
So Homaa took a sheet, took a pen and started to jot down his name. Out of nowhere, The Buddy Man appeared in his left and said...
"Arr, it's you again, you Cruddy Can! What aboot a passing grade, hmm? Go on, eh? I will tell you all the answers!"
"Okay then, let me get a Sudd and we will start!" Homaa replied excitedly
"Then, yes!"
Toe gave him the Sudd and la de da, he was at the sheet again with The Buddy Man.
The sheet 10 questions on it. In a list, The Buddy Man had took the pen and wrote down the answers as follows...
Q1. What is 2+2?
5!
Q2. Who shot JR?
Mahatma Ghandi!
Q3. Who discovered the laws of gravity?
Mr.Bean!
Q4. Where is the Sea of Tranquility?
Up my butt!
Q5. How many countries are there in this world?
5!
Q6. How old are you?
999!
Q7. What is the number for an emergency?
666.6!
Q8. Who was Robin Hood?
Sir Isaac Newton!
Q9. Where do I live?
In Oman!
Q10.......What is the meaning of life?
To have sex!
"Sounds pretty good. I will give to Toe" Homaa complimented. As soon as he handed the paper to Toe, Toe said...
"Congrats, Homaa! Yer dumb as a monkey eating Tofu!"
"Yahoooo!.com I've been there have you? Ugh, that Buddy Man, I'm gonna kill you!!" Homaa raging.
"Okay, erm, folks. Wanna hear about the man who is waking down the stairs? Cos' He just did! Mwaa-howk!" The Buddy Man said.
The guys did not reply and started to thrash the Buddy Man into pieces. The Buddy man was crying in pain like a mule and the curse was over just because of a stupid quiz. Now that's something new you have learned today.
Thank you for reading because it is long. It has the Simpson's idea in it, and aswell, a squeeze of spoof.
UW.
"The Buddy Man!! Cursed of thee planet! Full of Stoopid Evil! Whilst in it's Dark Lair, it will curse the soul of it's finding. Leteth be alone of thee Buddy Man thee Earth shall be at peace."
'Book of Quake'.
As you would know now, the Buddy Man is the curse of the planet, like the devil.
One day, in the year of 2002.9, this person called Homaa Sampasan walks out the local college club called Toe's was kinda drunk and had a good laugh. He had drunk Sudd and the Special Sudd Stlye which has 66.6 volume in size. It was 9.00pm and he had phoned Maage at the telephone bix and said..
"Marge, peeck me up cos' I wanna...hmm, wanna. Erm, ging hame!"
"Okay Homaa, but are you dwunk?"
"I'm fine, now pick me up and I will give you pizza!" Hmm...pizza".
Soon as Homaa hooked the phone, he had saw a puppet on the ground and it had a name on it belonging it to 'Febart' and the front of the puppet ahd said 'The Buddy Man'. But since Homaa was drunk, he thought it said 'The Cruddy Can'. He gazed at the puupet and started to sliver all over it like a dog carrying rabies, since he thought the Cruddy Can, he tried to eat it.
"Hmmm...Cruddy Can..." Homaa said.
"Get aff mi ya fool!" A voice was echoing. "That iz wight! It's time to eat the Cruddy Can! Isn't that wight, yer da Cruddy Can!!"
"Wh-h-ho said that?!?!"
"Mi, that is. The Buddy man at yer stoopid service! What can I get ye?"
Homaa thought wisely like a Brahmin and said...
"A passing grade???"
"AYE INDEED! See you temmerew!"
Homaa thought that was weird. But he was drunk and tried to throw the Buddy Man away, but it disappeared in thin air. For some reason, The Buddy Man looked like a voodoo doll on the shape of Homaa's hand. Then just in time, Maage had came along to pick up Homaa without saying a word-both of them. Weird, weird indeed like the X-Files.
The next day, Homaa and Maage hadn't said a word ever since Homaa was picked up the night at Toe's. Anyway, Befart and Wisa had left the home really early to catch a fight between Pelvison and Fartyn at Whitfield Skelmentry Skool. Anyway, Sagie was in her cot begging for food and trying to commit suicide after the incident when Devil's Little Helper attacked her. Shame... At the same time, Homaa was skipping work again 3 times in a row at the Pukelear Power Pant. Cos' of this, Homaa decided to go to Toe's and left the house without speaking o her again. Why?
Homaa travelled to Toe's with difficulty in his car because the cat was stuck in the engine. Eventually, he was at Toe's. As soon as he came in, he Toe, Ginny, Scarl and Farney filling out a sheet of paper. Homaa wondered and said to everyone
"What you guys doing, huh?"
"We are, um, er, doing a question sheet on the Meaning of Questions!" Everyone shouted out.
"It gets our minds active, you see" Toe said....and Toe started to go hyperactive.
"Okay then folks, let me have a sheet" Homaa replied.
So Homaa took a sheet, took a pen and started to jot down his name. Out of nowhere, The Buddy Man appeared in his left and said...
"Arr, it's you again, you Cruddy Can! What aboot a passing grade, hmm? Go on, eh? I will tell you all the answers!"
"Okay then, let me get a Sudd and we will start!" Homaa replied excitedly
"Then, yes!"
Toe gave him the Sudd and la de da, he was at the sheet again with The Buddy Man.
The sheet 10 questions on it. In a list, The Buddy Man had took the pen and wrote down the answers as follows...
Q1. What is 2+2?
5!
Q2. Who shot JR?
Mahatma Ghandi!
Q3. Who discovered the laws of gravity?
Mr.Bean!
Q4. Where is the Sea of Tranquility?
Up my butt!
Q5. How many countries are there in this world?
5!
Q6. How old are you?
999!
Q7. What is the number for an emergency?
666.6!
Q8. Who was Robin Hood?
Sir Isaac Newton!
Q9. Where do I live?
In Oman!
Q10.......What is the meaning of life?
To have sex!
"Sounds pretty good. I will give to Toe" Homaa complimented. As soon as he handed the paper to Toe, Toe said...
"Congrats, Homaa! Yer dumb as a monkey eating Tofu!"
"Yahoooo!.com I've been there have you? Ugh, that Buddy Man, I'm gonna kill you!!" Homaa raging.
"Okay, erm, folks. Wanna hear about the man who is waking down the stairs? Cos' He just did! Mwaa-howk!" The Buddy Man said.
The guys did not reply and started to thrash the Buddy Man into pieces. The Buddy man was crying in pain like a mule and the curse was over just because of a stupid quiz. Now that's something new you have learned today.
Thank you for reading because it is long. It has the Simpson's idea in it, and aswell, a squeeze of spoof.
UW.
tilt took the words right out of my mouth.
HEY come back with those words!!!
HEY come back with those words!!!
*scratches head in confusion*
You scare me, no really you scare me.
You scare me, no really you scare me.
As you will know, I sometimes enter a stupid an silly, but not really funny story. Today, it is about the Buddy Man. Read on for a little while and see what you think...
"The Buddy Man!! Cursed of thee planet! Full of Stoopid Evil! Whilst in it's Dark Lair, it will curse the soul of it's finding. Leteth be alone of thee Buddy Man thee Earth shall be at peace."
'Book of Quake'.
As you would know now, the Buddy Man is the curse of the planet, like the devil.
One day, in the year of 2002.9, this person called Homaa Sampasan walks out the local college club called Toe's was kinda drunk and had a good laugh. He had drunk Sudd and the Special Sudd Stlye which has 66.6 volume in size. It was 9.00pm and he had phoned Maage at the telephone bix and said..
"Marge, peeck me up cos' I wanna...hmm, wanna. Erm, ging hame!"
"Okay Homaa, but are you dwunk?"
"I'm fine, now pick me up and I will give you pizza!" Hmm...pizza".
Soon as Homaa hooked the phone, he had saw a puppet on the ground and it had a name on it belonging it to 'Febart' and the front of the puppet ahd said 'The Buddy Man'. But since Homaa was drunk, he thought it said 'The Cruddy Can'. He gazed at the puupet and started to sliver all over it like a dog carrying rabies, since he thought the Cruddy Can, he tried to eat it.
"Hmmm...Cruddy Can..." Homaa said.
"Get aff mi ya fool!" A voice was echoing. "That iz wight! It's time to eat the Cruddy Can! Isn't that wight, yer da Cruddy Can!!"
"Wh-h-ho said that?!?!"
"Mi, that is. The Buddy man at yer stoopid service! What can I get ye?"
Homaa thought wisely like a Brahmin and said...
"A passing grade???"
"AYE INDEED! See you temmerew!"
Homaa thought that was weird. But he was drunk and tried to throw the Buddy Man away, but it disappeared in thin air. For some reason, The Buddy Man looked like a voodoo doll on the shape of Homaa's hand. Then just in time, Maage had came along to pick up Homaa without saying a word-both of them. Weird, weird indeed like the X-Files.
The next day, Homaa and Maage hadn't said a word ever since Homaa was picked up the night at Toe's. Anyway, Befart and Wisa had left the home really early to catch a fight between Pelvison and Fartyn at Whitfield Skelmentry Skool. Anyway, Sagie was in her cot begging for food and trying to commit suicide after the incident when Devil's Little Helper attacked her. Shame... At the same time, Homaa was skipping work again 3 times in a row at the Pukelear Power Pant. Cos' of this, Homaa decided to go to Toe's and left the house without speaking o her again. Why?
Homaa travelled to Toe's with difficulty in his car because the cat was stuck in the engine. Eventually, he was at Toe's. As soon as he came in, he Toe, Ginny, Scarl and Farney filling out a sheet of paper. Homaa wondered and said to everyone
"What you guys doing, huh?"
"We are, um, er, doing a question sheet on the Meaning of Questions!" Everyone shouted out.
"It gets our minds active, you see" Toe said....and Toe started to go hyperactive.
"Okay then folks, let me have a sheet" Homaa replied.
So Homaa took a sheet, took a pen and started to jot down his name. Out of nowhere, The Buddy Man appeared in his left and said...
"Arr, it's you again, you Cruddy Can! What aboot a passing grade, hmm? Go on, eh? I will tell you all the answers!"
"Okay then, let me get a Sudd and we will start!" Homaa replied excitedly
"Then, yes!"
Toe gave him the Sudd and la de da, he was at the sheet again with The Buddy Man.
The sheet 10 questions on it. In a list, The Buddy Man had took the pen and wrote down the answers as follows...
Q1. What is 2+2?
5!
Q2. Who shot JR?
Mahatma Ghandi!
Q3. Who discovered the laws of gravity?
Mr.Bean!
Q4. Where is the Sea of Tranquility?
Up my butt!
Q5. How many countries are there in this world?
5!
Q6. How old are you?
999!
Q7. What is the number for an emergency?
666.6!
Q8. Who was Robin Hood?
Sir Isaac Newton!
Q9. Where do I live?
In Oman!
Q10.......What is the meaning of life?
To have sex!
"Sounds pretty good. I will give to Toe" Homaa complimented. As soon as he handed the paper to Toe, Toe said...
"Congrats, Homaa! Yer dumb as a monkey eating Tofu!"
"Yahoooo!.com I've been there have you? Ugh, that Buddy Man, I'm gonna kill you!!" Homaa raging.
"Okay, erm, folks. Wanna hear about the man who is waking down the stairs? Cos' He just did! Mwaa-howk!" The Buddy Man said.
The guys did not reply and started to thrash the Buddy Man into pieces. The Buddy man was crying in pain like a mule and the curse was over just because of a stupid quiz. Now that's something new you have learned today.
Thank you for reading because it is long. It has the Simpson's idea in it, and aswell, a squeeze of spoof.
UW.
"The Buddy Man!! Cursed of thee planet! Full of Stoopid Evil! Whilst in it's Dark Lair, it will curse the soul of it's finding. Leteth be alone of thee Buddy Man thee Earth shall be at peace."
'Book of Quake'.
As you would know now, the Buddy Man is the curse of the planet, like the devil.
One day, in the year of 2002.9, this person called Homaa Sampasan walks out the local college club called Toe's was kinda drunk and had a good laugh. He had drunk Sudd and the Special Sudd Stlye which has 66.6 volume in size. It was 9.00pm and he had phoned Maage at the telephone bix and said..
"Marge, peeck me up cos' I wanna...hmm, wanna. Erm, ging hame!"
"Okay Homaa, but are you dwunk?"
"I'm fine, now pick me up and I will give you pizza!" Hmm...pizza".
Soon as Homaa hooked the phone, he had saw a puppet on the ground and it had a name on it belonging it to 'Febart' and the front of the puppet ahd said 'The Buddy Man'. But since Homaa was drunk, he thought it said 'The Cruddy Can'. He gazed at the puupet and started to sliver all over it like a dog carrying rabies, since he thought the Cruddy Can, he tried to eat it.
"Hmmm...Cruddy Can..." Homaa said.
"Get aff mi ya fool!" A voice was echoing. "That iz wight! It's time to eat the Cruddy Can! Isn't that wight, yer da Cruddy Can!!"
"Wh-h-ho said that?!?!"
"Mi, that is. The Buddy man at yer stoopid service! What can I get ye?"
Homaa thought wisely like a Brahmin and said...
"A passing grade???"
"AYE INDEED! See you temmerew!"
Homaa thought that was weird. But he was drunk and tried to throw the Buddy Man away, but it disappeared in thin air. For some reason, The Buddy Man looked like a voodoo doll on the shape of Homaa's hand. Then just in time, Maage had came along to pick up Homaa without saying a word-both of them. Weird, weird indeed like the X-Files.
The next day, Homaa and Maage hadn't said a word ever since Homaa was picked up the night at Toe's. Anyway, Befart and Wisa had left the home really early to catch a fight between Pelvison and Fartyn at Whitfield Skelmentry Skool. Anyway, Sagie was in her cot begging for food and trying to commit suicide after the incident when Devil's Little Helper attacked her. Shame... At the same time, Homaa was skipping work again 3 times in a row at the Pukelear Power Pant. Cos' of this, Homaa decided to go to Toe's and left the house without speaking o her again. Why?
Homaa travelled to Toe's with difficulty in his car because the cat was stuck in the engine. Eventually, he was at Toe's. As soon as he came in, he Toe, Ginny, Scarl and Farney filling out a sheet of paper. Homaa wondered and said to everyone
"What you guys doing, huh?"
"We are, um, er, doing a question sheet on the Meaning of Questions!" Everyone shouted out.
"It gets our minds active, you see" Toe said....and Toe started to go hyperactive.
"Okay then folks, let me have a sheet" Homaa replied.
So Homaa took a sheet, took a pen and started to jot down his name. Out of nowhere, The Buddy Man appeared in his left and said...
"Arr, it's you again, you Cruddy Can! What aboot a passing grade, hmm? Go on, eh? I will tell you all the answers!"
"Okay then, let me get a Sudd and we will start!" Homaa replied excitedly
"Then, yes!"
Toe gave him the Sudd and la de da, he was at the sheet again with The Buddy Man.
The sheet 10 questions on it. In a list, The Buddy Man had took the pen and wrote down the answers as follows...
Q1. What is 2+2?
5!
Q2. Who shot JR?
Mahatma Ghandi!
Q3. Who discovered the laws of gravity?
Mr.Bean!
Q4. Where is the Sea of Tranquility?
Up my butt!
Q5. How many countries are there in this world?
5!
Q6. How old are you?
999!
Q7. What is the number for an emergency?
666.6!
Q8. Who was Robin Hood?
Sir Isaac Newton!
Q9. Where do I live?
In Oman!
Q10.......What is the meaning of life?
To have sex!
"Sounds pretty good. I will give to Toe" Homaa complimented. As soon as he handed the paper to Toe, Toe said...
"Congrats, Homaa! Yer dumb as a monkey eating Tofu!"
"Yahoooo!.com I've been there have you? Ugh, that Buddy Man, I'm gonna kill you!!" Homaa raging.
"Okay, erm, folks. Wanna hear about the man who is waking down the stairs? Cos' He just did! Mwaa-howk!" The Buddy Man said.
The guys did not reply and started to thrash the Buddy Man into pieces. The Buddy man was crying in pain like a mule and the curse was over just because of a stupid quiz. Now that's something new you have learned today.
Thank you for reading because it is long. It has the Simpson's idea in it, and aswell, a squeeze of spoof.
UW.