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...is one of those foods that really tastes nice. It truly is yummalicious. And you know that. So you can imagine that you'd be pretty peed off to a go a day without fudge. In fact, you'd be pretty peed off to go a day without any sort of food.
Water is another nice substance, a liquid that should be drank daily. As should Coke, Apple Juice and Smoothies. So you can imagine that you'd be pretty peed off to a go a day without water, Coke, Apple Juice and Smoothies. In fact, you'd be pretty peed off to go a day without any sort of drink.
So you can also imagine I was pretty peed off when my Mum reminded me earlier that I would have to go a day without any sort of food or drink.
And stand in synagogue for 3 hours.
As you may already know, I'm Jewish, and us Jews have a "festival" (I say "festival" because festivals are meant to be fun, Jewish ones are just plain boring) every year called Yom Kippur, and since I've turned 13 and had my bar-mitzvah* (celebration of becoming a man, like big big birthday. Lots of money...) since the last Yom Kippur, I have to be an adult and not eat or drink for 25 hours (not sure why it isn't 24...), just because my family can't be unreligious like my friends, and follow some stupid tradition. And so I can prove to my sister I'm not some consistently hungry pig. The worst part being that this will be once every year for the rest of my life.
Anyway, here are the religions I'm considering converting to:
Jedi-ism - You get to have a light sabre. And if you good, you might get a purple one, a la Mace Windu.
Banana-ism - Pray to the Banana G-d (sorry, because I'm Jewish, I'm not SUPPOSED to write in an "o". Even though I often do anyway...) Bananat, who will feed Bananists with nice yellow bananas. That aren't bruised.
Ukchatforums.com-ism - Go on the forums all day. Think about it... no school.... free games.... no parents.... mmmm....
And Lemon-ism. But it could get boring sucking lemons all day....
Also, based on the 25 hour ordeal I am facing, I have written the draft for a spoof of "24" cleverly titled "25"......
Day 1
19:00 - Allardini: Mmmmm, just ate fudge. Urggh, am hungry.
20:00 - Allardini: Urggh, am hungry.
21:00 - Allardini: Urggh, am hungry.
22:00 - Allardini: Mmmmm, forums. Urggh, users mocking me. Urggh, am hungry.
23:00 - Allardini: Can't sleep. Am hungry.
0:00 - Allardini: Brushed teth. Swallowed toothpaste. Urggh, am hungry.
1:00-9:00 - Allardini: Tired. Hungry. Thirsty. Thungry.
10:00 - Allardini: Urgh, am in Synagogue. Bored. And hungry.
11:00-13:00 - Allardini: Ooh, Lunch. Urggh. Jewish. Very Thungry.
14:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
15:00 - AAAAAAGH!llardini:Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
16:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go. Have stomach pains.
17:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
18:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
19:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
20:00 - Allardini: Mmmm, fudge is good. Am Hungry.
I'm thinking of adding a couple of chase scenes. Maybe with Samuel. L Jackson.
Well, now discuss your favourite foods, and what you would really miss 25 hours without. And of ways to mock me on the 16th. The Day.
*Some users think this is what happens at your bar-mitzvah:
"Urgh! Isn't that when you're knob get's chopped off?"
No, but you do get circumsised when you are 2 weeks old. At a bar-mitzvah, you just read some Hebrew and get loads of cash from family and friends who are proud of you for some reason.*
Water is another nice substance, a liquid that should be drank daily. As should Coke, Apple Juice and Smoothies. So you can imagine that you'd be pretty peed off to a go a day without water, Coke, Apple Juice and Smoothies. In fact, you'd be pretty peed off to go a day without any sort of drink.
So you can also imagine I was pretty peed off when my Mum reminded me earlier that I would have to go a day without any sort of food or drink.
And stand in synagogue for 3 hours.
As you may already know, I'm Jewish, and us Jews have a "festival" (I say "festival" because festivals are meant to be fun, Jewish ones are just plain boring) every year called Yom Kippur, and since I've turned 13 and had my bar-mitzvah* (celebration of becoming a man, like big big birthday. Lots of money...) since the last Yom Kippur, I have to be an adult and not eat or drink for 25 hours (not sure why it isn't 24...), just because my family can't be unreligious like my friends, and follow some stupid tradition. And so I can prove to my sister I'm not some consistently hungry pig. The worst part being that this will be once every year for the rest of my life.
Anyway, here are the religions I'm considering converting to:
Jedi-ism - You get to have a light sabre. And if you good, you might get a purple one, a la Mace Windu.
Banana-ism - Pray to the Banana G-d (sorry, because I'm Jewish, I'm not SUPPOSED to write in an "o". Even though I often do anyway...) Bananat, who will feed Bananists with nice yellow bananas. That aren't bruised.
Ukchatforums.com-ism - Go on the forums all day. Think about it... no school.... free games.... no parents.... mmmm....
And Lemon-ism. But it could get boring sucking lemons all day....
Also, based on the 25 hour ordeal I am facing, I have written the draft for a spoof of "24" cleverly titled "25"......
Day 1
19:00 - Allardini: Mmmmm, just ate fudge. Urggh, am hungry.
20:00 - Allardini: Urggh, am hungry.
21:00 - Allardini: Urggh, am hungry.
22:00 - Allardini: Mmmmm, forums. Urggh, users mocking me. Urggh, am hungry.
23:00 - Allardini: Can't sleep. Am hungry.
0:00 - Allardini: Brushed teth. Swallowed toothpaste. Urggh, am hungry.
1:00-9:00 - Allardini: Tired. Hungry. Thirsty. Thungry.
10:00 - Allardini: Urgh, am in Synagogue. Bored. And hungry.
11:00-13:00 - Allardini: Ooh, Lunch. Urggh. Jewish. Very Thungry.
14:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
15:00 - AAAAAAGH!llardini:Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
16:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go. Have stomach pains.
17:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
18:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
19:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
20:00 - Allardini: Mmmm, fudge is good. Am Hungry.
I'm thinking of adding a couple of chase scenes. Maybe with Samuel. L Jackson.
Well, now discuss your favourite foods, and what you would really miss 25 hours without. And of ways to mock me on the 16th. The Day.
*Some users think this is what happens at your bar-mitzvah:
"Urgh! Isn't that when you're knob get's chopped off?"
No, but you do get circumsised when you are 2 weeks old. At a bar-mitzvah, you just read some Hebrew and get loads of cash from family and friends who are proud of you for some reason.*
Maybe I should add a Day 2 to it....
BEST DAMN SPOOF I EVER READ!
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:-D
Blasphemy.
Good post though.
Good post though.
...is one of those foods that really tastes nice. It truly is yummalicious. And you know that. So you can imagine that you'd be pretty peed off to a go a day without fudge. In fact, you'd be pretty peed off to go a day without any sort of food.
Water is another nice substance, a liquid that should be drank daily. As should Coke, Apple Juice and Smoothies. So you can imagine that you'd be pretty peed off to a go a day without water, Coke, Apple Juice and Smoothies. In fact, you'd be pretty peed off to go a day without any sort of drink.
So you can also imagine I was pretty peed off when my Mum reminded me earlier that I would have to go a day without any sort of food or drink.
And stand in synagogue for 3 hours.
As you may already know, I'm Jewish, and us Jews have a "festival" (I say "festival" because festivals are meant to be fun, Jewish ones are just plain boring) every year called Yom Kippur, and since I've turned 13 and had my bar-mitzvah* (celebration of becoming a man, like big big birthday. Lots of money...) since the last Yom Kippur, I have to be an adult and not eat or drink for 25 hours (not sure why it isn't 24...), just because my family can't be unreligious like my friends, and follow some stupid tradition. And so I can prove to my sister I'm not some consistently hungry pig. The worst part being that this will be once every year for the rest of my life.
Anyway, here are the religions I'm considering converting to:
Jedi-ism - You get to have a light sabre. And if you good, you might get a purple one, a la Mace Windu.
Banana-ism - Pray to the Banana G-d (sorry, because I'm Jewish, I'm not SUPPOSED to write in an "o". Even though I often do anyway...) Bananat, who will feed Bananists with nice yellow bananas. That aren't bruised.
Ukchatforums.com-ism - Go on the forums all day. Think about it... no school.... free games.... no parents.... mmmm....
And Lemon-ism. But it could get boring sucking lemons all day....
Also, based on the 25 hour ordeal I am facing, I have written the draft for a spoof of "24" cleverly titled "25"......
Day 1
19:00 - Allardini: Mmmmm, just ate fudge. Urggh, am hungry.
20:00 - Allardini: Urggh, am hungry.
21:00 - Allardini: Urggh, am hungry.
22:00 - Allardini: Mmmmm, forums. Urggh, users mocking me. Urggh, am hungry.
23:00 - Allardini: Can't sleep. Am hungry.
0:00 - Allardini: Brushed teth. Swallowed toothpaste. Urggh, am hungry.
1:00-9:00 - Allardini: Tired. Hungry. Thirsty. Thungry.
10:00 - Allardini: Urgh, am in Synagogue. Bored. And hungry.
11:00-13:00 - Allardini: Ooh, Lunch. Urggh. Jewish. Very Thungry.
14:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
15:00 - AAAAAAGH!llardini:Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
16:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go. Have stomach pains.
17:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
18:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
19:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
20:00 - Allardini: Mmmm, fudge is good. Am Hungry.
I'm thinking of adding a couple of chase scenes. Maybe with Samuel. L Jackson.
Well, now discuss your favourite foods, and what you would really miss 25 hours without. And of ways to mock me on the 16th. The Day.
*Some users think this is what happens at your bar-mitzvah:
"Urgh! Isn't that when you're knob get's chopped off?"
No, but you do get circumsised when you are 2 weeks old. At a bar-mitzvah, you just read some Hebrew and get loads of cash from family and friends who are proud of you for some reason.*
Water is another nice substance, a liquid that should be drank daily. As should Coke, Apple Juice and Smoothies. So you can imagine that you'd be pretty peed off to a go a day without water, Coke, Apple Juice and Smoothies. In fact, you'd be pretty peed off to go a day without any sort of drink.
So you can also imagine I was pretty peed off when my Mum reminded me earlier that I would have to go a day without any sort of food or drink.
And stand in synagogue for 3 hours.
As you may already know, I'm Jewish, and us Jews have a "festival" (I say "festival" because festivals are meant to be fun, Jewish ones are just plain boring) every year called Yom Kippur, and since I've turned 13 and had my bar-mitzvah* (celebration of becoming a man, like big big birthday. Lots of money...) since the last Yom Kippur, I have to be an adult and not eat or drink for 25 hours (not sure why it isn't 24...), just because my family can't be unreligious like my friends, and follow some stupid tradition. And so I can prove to my sister I'm not some consistently hungry pig. The worst part being that this will be once every year for the rest of my life.
Anyway, here are the religions I'm considering converting to:
Jedi-ism - You get to have a light sabre. And if you good, you might get a purple one, a la Mace Windu.
Banana-ism - Pray to the Banana G-d (sorry, because I'm Jewish, I'm not SUPPOSED to write in an "o". Even though I often do anyway...) Bananat, who will feed Bananists with nice yellow bananas. That aren't bruised.
Ukchatforums.com-ism - Go on the forums all day. Think about it... no school.... free games.... no parents.... mmmm....
And Lemon-ism. But it could get boring sucking lemons all day....
Also, based on the 25 hour ordeal I am facing, I have written the draft for a spoof of "24" cleverly titled "25"......
Day 1
19:00 - Allardini: Mmmmm, just ate fudge. Urggh, am hungry.
20:00 - Allardini: Urggh, am hungry.
21:00 - Allardini: Urggh, am hungry.
22:00 - Allardini: Mmmmm, forums. Urggh, users mocking me. Urggh, am hungry.
23:00 - Allardini: Can't sleep. Am hungry.
0:00 - Allardini: Brushed teth. Swallowed toothpaste. Urggh, am hungry.
1:00-9:00 - Allardini: Tired. Hungry. Thirsty. Thungry.
10:00 - Allardini: Urgh, am in Synagogue. Bored. And hungry.
11:00-13:00 - Allardini: Ooh, Lunch. Urggh. Jewish. Very Thungry.
14:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
15:00 - AAAAAAGH!llardini:Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
16:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go. Have stomach pains.
17:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
18:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
19:00 - Allardini: Am Thungry. 6 hours to go.
20:00 - Allardini: Mmmm, fudge is good. Am Hungry.
I'm thinking of adding a couple of chase scenes. Maybe with Samuel. L Jackson.
Well, now discuss your favourite foods, and what you would really miss 25 hours without. And of ways to mock me on the 16th. The Day.
*Some users think this is what happens at your bar-mitzvah:
"Urgh! Isn't that when you're knob get's chopped off?"
No, but you do get circumsised when you are 2 weeks old. At a bar-mitzvah, you just read some Hebrew and get loads of cash from family and friends who are proud of you for some reason.*