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"I butchered my face"

This morning whilst shaving, my face hurts.

I woke up... very tired... headed to bathroom, looked in mirror. I had like a beaver's backside growing so I thought I should really shave as it had been ages.

Found new razor... washed face etc

Went to shave as normal... argh cut myself.

I've been shaving for more than two years and have cut myself about twice.

I cut myself 4 times this morning... I nearly passed out with blood loss. I stood in shower and watched drops of blood drop... I was close to tears.

I won't shave half asleep again.

It hurts

Anyone replies with the usual... blah blah games you're gay... feck off my face hurts and you have read this of your own will so pee off and cut your face.

I was more shocked than in pain after the fourth cut.

I'm growing a beard

I shall go find

Oi, Sheepy. You didn't reply to my Manics topic in the music forum. Get your wooly, lacerated self over there, or else I'll send you some of my spare 'True Blue' razors.

(Not that you are in any way obliged to of course, as you are a free and independant person. Any and all threats I may or may not have made are of course entirely without malice. Except the ones to Gareth Gates.)

And yes I'd like to punch G-g-g-g-g-g areth G-g-g-gates

VenomByte wrote:

> So then, am I right in assuming that every male over the age of
> fourteen would like to dent his little baby-face?

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*agrees*

I had a Gillete Sidewinder thing for ages and it was good, then I could find blades for it anymore.

Bought a Lynx one... that was bad.

Bought a another Gillete one last month... don't know name... that's the one that cut me.

Might buy a Mach 3 next time I'm at shops

Shaving is a pain - metaphorically, if not literally.

Which razors do you use Sheepy? I started with the Gilette 'True Blue' disposables, but stopped using them a few years ago as they were lethal instruments of death, presumably designed as an innocent looking substitue for Hemlock as far as presents are concerned. I used the Sensor Excel for a year or so after that... which did indeed make my skin feel incredibly sensetive and raw. I was later taken in by the Mach 3 Ads. I've been using that for a couple of years now, and it's almost impossible to cut yourself with it. Christ. I've been shaving for over five years, and I'm only nineteen...

Only shave every few days now. I prefer the slightly stubbled look to the clean shaven image. Which reminds me.. am I the only person who thinks that Gareth Gates should be punched very hard in the face? I was discussing this with a few friends, and it appears we'd all separately reached that same conclusion. Coincidence? I think not.

So then, am I right in assuming that every male over the age of fourteen would like to dent his little baby-face?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a violent person. I just feel 'inspired'...

Why did you tell us this?

Teehee, I can double post!

My Turkish barber attacked me a couple of days ago. He cut my hair unblievably short, and cut the back of my head. But it looks cool now.

So you shouldn't sign on the dotted line before you talk to Tempo!

My Turkish barber attacked me a couple of days ago. He cut my hair unblievably short, and cut the back of my head. But it looks cool now.

So you shouldn't sign on the dotted line before you talk to Tempo!