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"I butchered my face"

This morning whilst shaving, my face hurts.

I woke up... very tired... headed to bathroom, looked in mirror. I had like a beaver's backside growing so I thought I should really shave as it had been ages.

Found new razor... washed face etc

Went to shave as normal... argh cut myself.

I've been shaving for more than two years and have cut myself about twice.

I cut myself 4 times this morning... I nearly passed out with blood loss. I stood in shower and watched drops of blood drop... I was close to tears.

I won't shave half asleep again.

It hurts

Anyone replies with the usual... blah blah games you're gay... feck off my face hurts and you have read this of your own will so pee off and cut your face.

I was more shocked than in pain after the fourth cut.

I'm growing a beard

This morning whilst shaving, my face hurts.

I woke up... very tired... headed to bathroom, looked in mirror. I had like a beaver's backside growing so I thought I should really shave as it had been ages.

Found new razor... washed face etc

Went to shave as normal... argh cut myself.

I've been shaving for more than two years and have cut myself about twice.

I cut myself 4 times this morning... I nearly passed out with blood loss. I stood in shower and watched drops of blood drop... I was close to tears.

I won't shave half asleep again.

It hurts

Anyone replies with the usual... blah blah games you're gay... feck off my face hurts and you have read this of your own will so pee off and cut your face.

I was more shocked than in pain after the fourth cut.

I'm growing a beard

Did you put any aftershave on afterwards?

I use those elctric ones. They work better and don't cut as much.

Muha! Never cut myself shaving, ever!

Seen my mate do it though, looks nasty, he walks out the bathroom with pieces of toilet paper stuck to his face to stop the blood.

Amatuers :P

Really I don't even know if I have cut myself

This morning was awful

Never use aftershave... no use for it anyway.

I'm a master at shaving... well until today.

Nah I'm going to grow it for few days

Good thing you don't use aftershave as well because you would probably have fainted because of the extra pain you would get with your cuts.

:)

I used to cut myself every 2 days, sentsitive skin you see.. Those new Mach 3 Gillette blades have saved that pain thankfully.
:-)

Now I dont bleed quite as often.

Well look on the bright side, at least you're not Female. If you'd have cut yourself shaving then it could have been a whole different realm of pain.

That is most true Tiltawhirl

Hoo har.

I never mess up shaving.

Except sometimes.