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As I'm sure you all know, Lara is soon to return in a brand new adventure later this year.
Even though I like her aloof style, it's always pleasurable to see her die, so I thought I'd list the best fool-proof methods of [temporarily] putting an end to her roaming ways.
-Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Take Lara to the highest ledge you can find and walk her slowly to the edge.
Look down so she can see and comprehend the certain death that awaits her.
Now from the standing position, perform a stylish dive.
The sound of her trailing squeaky scream and the bone-crunching thud of her precious body hitting the hard earth is like sweet music to the ears.
**Satisfaction Rating: 96%**
-Method 2: DROWNING
Plunge Lara into an expanse of water, the deeper the better.
Swim her down to the very bottom.
Simply let go of the controller and let her hover limply underwater.
Watch with delight as her oxygen-bar is slowly reduced to zero, then coldly observe her wriggle and panic until her lifeless body floats to the surface.
**Satisfaction Rating: 91%**
-Method 3: BITTEN TO DEATH
Take Lara to a cavenous area where a number of creep-crawlies hang out [scorpions are the most common]. A claustrophobic tunnel is ideal.
When you spot the creepy-crawlies heading towards Lara, light a flair and position her on all fours.
Sit back and watch the 'orrible little beasties slowly nibble on her sweet flesh until her energy-bar reaches zero.
Revel in Lara's pathetic squeals of displeasure.
**Satisfaction Rating: 88%**
-Method 4: BURN BABY BURN
Scattered throughout the Tomb Raider games are several campfires.
Seek out one of these fires and slowly walk Lara towards the flames.
As her curvaceous frame enters the fire, stop, and you will witness Lara quickly slump to her knees and burn like a Roman Candle.
**Satisfaction Rating: 76%**
-Method 5: WRECKLESS DRIVING
You'll need a copy of The Last Revelation to execute this one.
When Lara has the opportunity to drive the jeep, jump her in and speed off.
Seek out one of the extremely deep pits that are scattered throughout the jeep level.
On finding a suitable pit, simply drive the jeep off the edge at high speed.
Listen to Lara scream as the jeep plummits down and down until it smashes into the hard earth at the bottom and explores into a ball of fire.
**Satisfaction Rating: 85%**
Sorry Lara. Love you really.
Even though I like her aloof style, it's always pleasurable to see her die, so I thought I'd list the best fool-proof methods of [temporarily] putting an end to her roaming ways.
-Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Take Lara to the highest ledge you can find and walk her slowly to the edge.
Look down so she can see and comprehend the certain death that awaits her.
Now from the standing position, perform a stylish dive.
The sound of her trailing squeaky scream and the bone-crunching thud of her precious body hitting the hard earth is like sweet music to the ears.
**Satisfaction Rating: 96%**
-Method 2: DROWNING
Plunge Lara into an expanse of water, the deeper the better.
Swim her down to the very bottom.
Simply let go of the controller and let her hover limply underwater.
Watch with delight as her oxygen-bar is slowly reduced to zero, then coldly observe her wriggle and panic until her lifeless body floats to the surface.
**Satisfaction Rating: 91%**
-Method 3: BITTEN TO DEATH
Take Lara to a cavenous area where a number of creep-crawlies hang out [scorpions are the most common]. A claustrophobic tunnel is ideal.
When you spot the creepy-crawlies heading towards Lara, light a flair and position her on all fours.
Sit back and watch the 'orrible little beasties slowly nibble on her sweet flesh until her energy-bar reaches zero.
Revel in Lara's pathetic squeals of displeasure.
**Satisfaction Rating: 88%**
-Method 4: BURN BABY BURN
Scattered throughout the Tomb Raider games are several campfires.
Seek out one of these fires and slowly walk Lara towards the flames.
As her curvaceous frame enters the fire, stop, and you will witness Lara quickly slump to her knees and burn like a Roman Candle.
**Satisfaction Rating: 76%**
-Method 5: WRECKLESS DRIVING
You'll need a copy of The Last Revelation to execute this one.
When Lara has the opportunity to drive the jeep, jump her in and speed off.
Seek out one of the extremely deep pits that are scattered throughout the jeep level.
On finding a suitable pit, simply drive the jeep off the edge at high speed.
Listen to Lara scream as the jeep plummits down and down until it smashes into the hard earth at the bottom and explores into a ball of fire.
**Satisfaction Rating: 85%**
Sorry Lara. Love you really.
As I'm sure you all know, Lara is soon to return in a brand new adventure later this year.
Even though I like her aloof style, it's always pleasurable to see her die, so I thought I'd list the best fool-proof methods of [temporarily] putting an end to her roaming ways.
-Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Take Lara to the highest ledge you can find and walk her slowly to the edge.
Look down so she can see and comprehend the certain death that awaits her.
Now from the standing position, perform a stylish dive.
The sound of her trailing squeaky scream and the bone-crunching thud of her precious body hitting the hard earth is like sweet music to the ears.
**Satisfaction Rating: 96%**
-Method 2: DROWNING
Plunge Lara into an expanse of water, the deeper the better.
Swim her down to the very bottom.
Simply let go of the controller and let her hover limply underwater.
Watch with delight as her oxygen-bar is slowly reduced to zero, then coldly observe her wriggle and panic until her lifeless body floats to the surface.
**Satisfaction Rating: 91%**
-Method 3: BITTEN TO DEATH
Take Lara to a cavenous area where a number of creep-crawlies hang out [scorpions are the most common]. A claustrophobic tunnel is ideal.
When you spot the creepy-crawlies heading towards Lara, light a flair and position her on all fours.
Sit back and watch the 'orrible little beasties slowly nibble on her sweet flesh until her energy-bar reaches zero.
Revel in Lara's pathetic squeals of displeasure.
**Satisfaction Rating: 88%**
-Method 4: BURN BABY BURN
Scattered throughout the Tomb Raider games are several campfires.
Seek out one of these fires and slowly walk Lara towards the flames.
As her curvaceous frame enters the fire, stop, and you will witness Lara quickly slump to her knees and burn like a Roman Candle.
**Satisfaction Rating: 76%**
-Method 5: WRECKLESS DRIVING
You'll need a copy of The Last Revelation to execute this one.
When Lara has the opportunity to drive the jeep, jump her in and speed off.
Seek out one of the extremely deep pits that are scattered throughout the jeep level.
On finding a suitable pit, simply drive the jeep off the edge at high speed.
Listen to Lara scream as the jeep plummits down and down until it smashes into the hard earth at the bottom and explores into a ball of fire.
**Satisfaction Rating: 85%**
Sorry Lara. Love you really.
Even though I like her aloof style, it's always pleasurable to see her die, so I thought I'd list the best fool-proof methods of [temporarily] putting an end to her roaming ways.
-Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Take Lara to the highest ledge you can find and walk her slowly to the edge.
Look down so she can see and comprehend the certain death that awaits her.
Now from the standing position, perform a stylish dive.
The sound of her trailing squeaky scream and the bone-crunching thud of her precious body hitting the hard earth is like sweet music to the ears.
**Satisfaction Rating: 96%**
-Method 2: DROWNING
Plunge Lara into an expanse of water, the deeper the better.
Swim her down to the very bottom.
Simply let go of the controller and let her hover limply underwater.
Watch with delight as her oxygen-bar is slowly reduced to zero, then coldly observe her wriggle and panic until her lifeless body floats to the surface.
**Satisfaction Rating: 91%**
-Method 3: BITTEN TO DEATH
Take Lara to a cavenous area where a number of creep-crawlies hang out [scorpions are the most common]. A claustrophobic tunnel is ideal.
When you spot the creepy-crawlies heading towards Lara, light a flair and position her on all fours.
Sit back and watch the 'orrible little beasties slowly nibble on her sweet flesh until her energy-bar reaches zero.
Revel in Lara's pathetic squeals of displeasure.
**Satisfaction Rating: 88%**
-Method 4: BURN BABY BURN
Scattered throughout the Tomb Raider games are several campfires.
Seek out one of these fires and slowly walk Lara towards the flames.
As her curvaceous frame enters the fire, stop, and you will witness Lara quickly slump to her knees and burn like a Roman Candle.
**Satisfaction Rating: 76%**
-Method 5: WRECKLESS DRIVING
You'll need a copy of The Last Revelation to execute this one.
When Lara has the opportunity to drive the jeep, jump her in and speed off.
Seek out one of the extremely deep pits that are scattered throughout the jeep level.
On finding a suitable pit, simply drive the jeep off the edge at high speed.
Listen to Lara scream as the jeep plummits down and down until it smashes into the hard earth at the bottom and explores into a ball of fire.
**Satisfaction Rating: 85%**
Sorry Lara. Love you really.
Hitmaker wrote:
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> -Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Attempting to get Guybrush Threepwood to throw himself off a cliff is much more satisfying.
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> -Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Attempting to get Guybrush Threepwood to throw himself off a cliff is much more satisfying.
DRIVE? That should say DIVE!
Where's the edit button?
Oh there isn't one.
*puts head in hands and falls over*
Where's the edit button?
Oh there isn't one.
*puts head in hands and falls over*
"Goodbye Cruel Adventure Game!"
I discovered the suicide dive in Tomb Raider 1. In her house i jumped over da balcony. Me and me cousin were all into it at the time and i rang him about 10 pm and told him about it.
Also, on TR2 there are some giant fans, when you jump into them you get sliced into chunkes and thrown around... :D
Smiling Demon wrote:
> Also, on TR2 there are some giant fans, when you jump into them you
> get sliced into chunkes and thrown around... :D
it's more fun to kill your self in Halflife, you get blood and gibs (body chunks) splattering all over the place >:)
> Also, on TR2 there are some giant fans, when you jump into them you
> get sliced into chunkes and thrown around... :D
it's more fun to kill your self in Halflife, you get blood and gibs (body chunks) splattering all over the place >:)