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"Too good to miss?"

I posted this in the poetry thread, but decided it was been seen by too few people there.

This shares the same lyrical genius as anything by The Streets, with rhymes almost as good if not better...


Notables like to post
They write the most
And don't boast
So let's toast.
Grix does tricks with bricks
He's a modern day poet
And sure does he know it.
Sniper's hyper
He doesn't wear a diaper
The spams in the can.
Ant likes to rant
Move a rubber tree plant
He'll pee on your floor
And take sugar more.
FM's changed his letters
Not sure it's better
But he's the man
The man with the plan.
Meka's top winner
No sinner
Used to be thinner.
They were the first
Not the worst.
There were five
and they're still alive.
Alive and kicking
Not bricking
Give newbies a licking.
But there's more
Next knocking at the door
er-no
with no place to go
SHEEPY in tow
Notables seven
In forum heaven.
Wookiee got lucky
Always plucky
Won the next vote
But to disgust of the Goat
pb got in too
Made him feel blue
But there was no plot
Tony dealt his lot
But pb's a star
We know will go far.
Goatboy likes his toys
For men, not boys
Search and destroy
women ahoy!
So a notable ten
Forums merry men
But then
Rastabillyskank
He sure ain't no plank
Never pulls rank
Likes a good spank.
A notable eleven
Four more than seven.
Your Honour made twelve
Into the depths he did delve
To make us all laugh
And hop in the bath
Follow our path
To where it may take us
Don't let the sun bake us
No one can make us
Pro Evo
Where'd he go?
Anyone know?
Sony forum
Save them from boredum
Cos the Sony Cru
Don't know what to do
Sonic Rav got in too
for his knowledge of game
His eternal flame
On the forum burns bright
A wonderful sight.
Edgy's the latest
Some say the greatest
he's no longer bias
So try us
The notable Fifteen
We ain't mean
Just down with the scene
Keeping it clean
And keeping it real
The real deal
More of us than at the last meal
So don't hate us
No greatness
We're like you
Nothing new
Nothing to boast
just read our post.

Why does everybody forget moi

I like it.

The only problem now is i read all other posts in a ryhme i cant get it out my head.

Until you said about the notables being in the top 100 i didnt realise they posted that much.

Pro Evo is scared because you all hate him as Notable.

And not all of the Sony forum are illiterate yokels.

There's me and Wookiee too :-)

P(L)OP!

Part of it's charm is that it's in the style of The Streets though, otherwise you have to think I'm trying to write this seriously, which would be scary.

I would have like it better if you hadn't pointed out the street's theme, the lead guy is a jerk.


aha ha...I said jerk...

Not talking posts here, we're talking words.

You weren't in that top 12, but you were higher than Pro Evo and Sniper, which I'm sure fills you with joy. ;o)

Meka Dragon wrote:
The top 100 posters, all time as sorted by words.

10 notables in top 12.

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Bet that's not me... anyway I lurk... I don't spam... more people have more posts than me.

I'm the best

Meka Dragon wrote:
> Likes a good spank.

You voyeuristic git; You've been watching me haven't you...?

Agreeable H wrote:
>

Just wondering, but are you named after 'H', formerly of Steps?

Seems somehow fitting.

Liked it, read it in the poem thread though.

Everyone else is plugging there's so I will mine, it's probably a page or two back by now but it rocks, so truthfull about you lot. It's good if you know the tune it's sung too. :)

I rock!