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After discovering a game called 'Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja' I thought that there needs to be more 'vs' games, especially with the recent announcement of 'vs' movies like 'Batman vs Superman', 'Alien vs Predator', and perhaps best of all, 'Freddy vs Jason'
How about 'Solid Snake vs So Solid Crew'? Sneak around, taking out members of the garage possé. For extra inspiration their music will play until they're all dead. You can trap Oxide and Neutrino in a room and give them a good kicking for sampling Casualty, and make sure that Romeo is well and truly Dunn.
'Golden Axe vs The Golden Girls' would be another instant classic. Anyone remember this old TV show? You surely agree that it would benefit from a bit of hack 'n' slash and dwarves, warriors and the like? What game wouldn't? You can either control the elderly ladies and try not to get mashed by the Golden Axe, or be one of the characters from the game, and slaughter old ladies.
Another fun game would be 'ToeJam & Earl vs Shoe-gazing Indie Kids'. Take ToeJam and Earl on a quest to cheer people up and make them dance. Confiscate StarSailor albums and replace it with funk! Turn on those disco lights and try to bring a smile to the faces of Britain's miserablest teens!
'Street Fighter vs Street Performers' surely has huge appeal? The streets aren't big enough for fighters and performers, we need action. Choose your character, and battle against all manner of foes. Let Ryu beat on the mimes, Blanka on the jugglers, and the buskers? Let Ken take them out.
And finally, what about 'Lara Croft vs Bra shopping' because finding bra's in large sizes that are both comfortable and sexy is just SO tricky these days...
How about 'Solid Snake vs So Solid Crew'? Sneak around, taking out members of the garage possé. For extra inspiration their music will play until they're all dead. You can trap Oxide and Neutrino in a room and give them a good kicking for sampling Casualty, and make sure that Romeo is well and truly Dunn.
'Golden Axe vs The Golden Girls' would be another instant classic. Anyone remember this old TV show? You surely agree that it would benefit from a bit of hack 'n' slash and dwarves, warriors and the like? What game wouldn't? You can either control the elderly ladies and try not to get mashed by the Golden Axe, or be one of the characters from the game, and slaughter old ladies.
Another fun game would be 'ToeJam & Earl vs Shoe-gazing Indie Kids'. Take ToeJam and Earl on a quest to cheer people up and make them dance. Confiscate StarSailor albums and replace it with funk! Turn on those disco lights and try to bring a smile to the faces of Britain's miserablest teens!
'Street Fighter vs Street Performers' surely has huge appeal? The streets aren't big enough for fighters and performers, we need action. Choose your character, and battle against all manner of foes. Let Ryu beat on the mimes, Blanka on the jugglers, and the buskers? Let Ken take them out.
And finally, what about 'Lara Croft vs Bra shopping' because finding bra's in large sizes that are both comfortable and sexy is just SO tricky these days...
Yeah, less 'Super' games, more 'VS games. The amount of games with Super in the title on the SNES was quite ridiculous.
And to think at the start of this topic I thought you was being serious :P
Fat chance Mr. WhenConsolesAttack ;)
Liked the post though, made me laugh.
Fat chance Mr. WhenConsolesAttack ;)
Liked the post though, made me laugh.
After discovering a game called 'Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja' I thought that there needs to be more 'vs' games, especially with the recent announcement of 'vs' movies like 'Batman vs Superman', 'Alien vs Predator', and perhaps best of all, 'Freddy vs Jason'
How about 'Solid Snake vs So Solid Crew'? Sneak around, taking out members of the garage possé. For extra inspiration their music will play until they're all dead. You can trap Oxide and Neutrino in a room and give them a good kicking for sampling Casualty, and make sure that Romeo is well and truly Dunn.
'Golden Axe vs The Golden Girls' would be another instant classic. Anyone remember this old TV show? You surely agree that it would benefit from a bit of hack 'n' slash and dwarves, warriors and the like? What game wouldn't? You can either control the elderly ladies and try not to get mashed by the Golden Axe, or be one of the characters from the game, and slaughter old ladies.
Another fun game would be 'ToeJam & Earl vs Shoe-gazing Indie Kids'. Take ToeJam and Earl on a quest to cheer people up and make them dance. Confiscate StarSailor albums and replace it with funk! Turn on those disco lights and try to bring a smile to the faces of Britain's miserablest teens!
'Street Fighter vs Street Performers' surely has huge appeal? The streets aren't big enough for fighters and performers, we need action. Choose your character, and battle against all manner of foes. Let Ryu beat on the mimes, Blanka on the jugglers, and the buskers? Let Ken take them out.
And finally, what about 'Lara Croft vs Bra shopping' because finding bra's in large sizes that are both comfortable and sexy is just SO tricky these days...
How about 'Solid Snake vs So Solid Crew'? Sneak around, taking out members of the garage possé. For extra inspiration their music will play until they're all dead. You can trap Oxide and Neutrino in a room and give them a good kicking for sampling Casualty, and make sure that Romeo is well and truly Dunn.
'Golden Axe vs The Golden Girls' would be another instant classic. Anyone remember this old TV show? You surely agree that it would benefit from a bit of hack 'n' slash and dwarves, warriors and the like? What game wouldn't? You can either control the elderly ladies and try not to get mashed by the Golden Axe, or be one of the characters from the game, and slaughter old ladies.
Another fun game would be 'ToeJam & Earl vs Shoe-gazing Indie Kids'. Take ToeJam and Earl on a quest to cheer people up and make them dance. Confiscate StarSailor albums and replace it with funk! Turn on those disco lights and try to bring a smile to the faces of Britain's miserablest teens!
'Street Fighter vs Street Performers' surely has huge appeal? The streets aren't big enough for fighters and performers, we need action. Choose your character, and battle against all manner of foes. Let Ryu beat on the mimes, Blanka on the jugglers, and the buskers? Let Ken take them out.
And finally, what about 'Lara Croft vs Bra shopping' because finding bra's in large sizes that are both comfortable and sexy is just SO tricky these days...