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What would happen if our favourite game characters got displaced and ended up in games where they really shouldn't venture....
Snake and Mario
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Mario suddenly finds himself transported to a bridge on the Hudson River...... in a (tight fitting) stealth suit.
The camera zooms out as our hero plunges over the side of the bridge towards a ship drifting by in the night.
"Woohoo" shouts Mario as he leaps in to the abyss....
Meanwhile Solid Snake awakens from a deep sleep to find himself in a particularly colourful land filled with mushrooms.
Snake: "What the...."
Toad: "Hello"
S: "Who, or what, the hell are you ?"
T: "Toad"
S: "Here the hell am I ?"
T: "Mushroom Kingdom"
S: "What the hell am I doing here"
Toad continues, in an irritatingly cheery voice, to tell Snake that he needs to rescue the Princess from Bowser, always remembering to collect gold coins as he travels...
S: "Yeah, gold is always good to have. Good for illegal arms dealing"
T: "Why are your arms illegal ?"
S: "Never mind..."
T: "But they look just like normal arms to me. Why would you say something weird like 'my arms are illegal'. That to me is a very unusua....." SNAP.
S: "Never knew a mushrooms neck could break so easily"
Mario, meanwhile has landed on the boat. "Woohoo, it's a me... Mario!" he cries..... PING!.... A silenced bullet whizzes past our fat hero's ear.
"Mama mia. Whazza happenning? Itza no fun ahere". Mario scampers below deck to hide.
Through the sniper scope Snake lines up a shot on an unsuspecting Koopa.
He squeezes the trigger..... "Say goodnight you ugly little f....."
Toad: "Hi there"
S: "I thought I killed you.... what the hell is going on here"
T: "Extra life"
S: "Extra life"
T: "Yeah, you know ... if you 'die' you get another go"
S: "So you can't really be killed"
T: "Nope"
S: "Can I be killed"
T: "Dunno"
S: "Can that ... thing..... be killed"
T: "You mean Koopa"
S: "Whatever"
T: If you jump on him he'll go"
S: "Go where"
T: "Just... you know.... Go... Disappear"
Snake raises the sniper scope and takes aim..... he pulls the trigger.... CRACK... Splat.... Koopa's face disappears in a cloud of blood.
S: "Guess he 'went' "
Suddenly Koopa reappears a few yards from where he was shot.
S: "What the...."
T: "Extra life"
S: "Extra life this...." CRACK.... the bullet wings Koopa..... He disappears...
And re-appears.....
S: "NooooooOOOooooooo !!" He turns the gun on himself.... BANG.
On the boat, Mario spies an enemy guard looking in the opposite direction.... he comes out of hiding... runs forward.... jumps and lands on the soldier's head.... the soldier falls over.
Mario: "Ha HAAA"
Soldier: "Eat lead fatty". BANG.
Next installment..... Lara and Link swap worlds.....
Snake and Mario
-------------------------
Mario suddenly finds himself transported to a bridge on the Hudson River...... in a (tight fitting) stealth suit.
The camera zooms out as our hero plunges over the side of the bridge towards a ship drifting by in the night.
"Woohoo" shouts Mario as he leaps in to the abyss....
Meanwhile Solid Snake awakens from a deep sleep to find himself in a particularly colourful land filled with mushrooms.
Snake: "What the...."
Toad: "Hello"
S: "Who, or what, the hell are you ?"
T: "Toad"
S: "Here the hell am I ?"
T: "Mushroom Kingdom"
S: "What the hell am I doing here"
Toad continues, in an irritatingly cheery voice, to tell Snake that he needs to rescue the Princess from Bowser, always remembering to collect gold coins as he travels...
S: "Yeah, gold is always good to have. Good for illegal arms dealing"
T: "Why are your arms illegal ?"
S: "Never mind..."
T: "But they look just like normal arms to me. Why would you say something weird like 'my arms are illegal'. That to me is a very unusua....." SNAP.
S: "Never knew a mushrooms neck could break so easily"
Mario, meanwhile has landed on the boat. "Woohoo, it's a me... Mario!" he cries..... PING!.... A silenced bullet whizzes past our fat hero's ear.
"Mama mia. Whazza happenning? Itza no fun ahere". Mario scampers below deck to hide.
Through the sniper scope Snake lines up a shot on an unsuspecting Koopa.
He squeezes the trigger..... "Say goodnight you ugly little f....."
Toad: "Hi there"
S: "I thought I killed you.... what the hell is going on here"
T: "Extra life"
S: "Extra life"
T: "Yeah, you know ... if you 'die' you get another go"
S: "So you can't really be killed"
T: "Nope"
S: "Can I be killed"
T: "Dunno"
S: "Can that ... thing..... be killed"
T: "You mean Koopa"
S: "Whatever"
T: If you jump on him he'll go"
S: "Go where"
T: "Just... you know.... Go... Disappear"
Snake raises the sniper scope and takes aim..... he pulls the trigger.... CRACK... Splat.... Koopa's face disappears in a cloud of blood.
S: "Guess he 'went' "
Suddenly Koopa reappears a few yards from where he was shot.
S: "What the...."
T: "Extra life"
S: "Extra life this...." CRACK.... the bullet wings Koopa..... He disappears...
And re-appears.....
S: "NooooooOOOooooooo !!" He turns the gun on himself.... BANG.
On the boat, Mario spies an enemy guard looking in the opposite direction.... he comes out of hiding... runs forward.... jumps and lands on the soldier's head.... the soldier falls over.
Mario: "Ha HAAA"
Soldier: "Eat lead fatty". BANG.
Next installment..... Lara and Link swap worlds.....
What would happen if our favourite game characters got displaced and ended up in games where they really shouldn't venture....
Snake and Mario
-------------------------
Mario suddenly finds himself transported to a bridge on the Hudson River...... in a (tight fitting) stealth suit.
The camera zooms out as our hero plunges over the side of the bridge towards a ship drifting by in the night.
"Woohoo" shouts Mario as he leaps in to the abyss....
Meanwhile Solid Snake awakens from a deep sleep to find himself in a particularly colourful land filled with mushrooms.
Snake: "What the...."
Toad: "Hello"
S: "Who, or what, the hell are you ?"
T: "Toad"
S: "Here the hell am I ?"
T: "Mushroom Kingdom"
S: "What the hell am I doing here"
Toad continues, in an irritatingly cheery voice, to tell Snake that he needs to rescue the Princess from Bowser, always remembering to collect gold coins as he travels...
S: "Yeah, gold is always good to have. Good for illegal arms dealing"
T: "Why are your arms illegal ?"
S: "Never mind..."
T: "But they look just like normal arms to me. Why would you say something weird like 'my arms are illegal'. That to me is a very unusua....." SNAP.
S: "Never knew a mushrooms neck could break so easily"
Mario, meanwhile has landed on the boat. "Woohoo, it's a me... Mario!" he cries..... PING!.... A silenced bullet whizzes past our fat hero's ear.
"Mama mia. Whazza happenning? Itza no fun ahere". Mario scampers below deck to hide.
Through the sniper scope Snake lines up a shot on an unsuspecting Koopa.
He squeezes the trigger..... "Say goodnight you ugly little f....."
Toad: "Hi there"
S: "I thought I killed you.... what the hell is going on here"
T: "Extra life"
S: "Extra life"
T: "Yeah, you know ... if you 'die' you get another go"
S: "So you can't really be killed"
T: "Nope"
S: "Can I be killed"
T: "Dunno"
S: "Can that ... thing..... be killed"
T: "You mean Koopa"
S: "Whatever"
T: If you jump on him he'll go"
S: "Go where"
T: "Just... you know.... Go... Disappear"
Snake raises the sniper scope and takes aim..... he pulls the trigger.... CRACK... Splat.... Koopa's face disappears in a cloud of blood.
S: "Guess he 'went' "
Suddenly Koopa reappears a few yards from where he was shot.
S: "What the...."
T: "Extra life"
S: "Extra life this...." CRACK.... the bullet wings Koopa..... He disappears...
And re-appears.....
S: "NooooooOOOooooooo !!" He turns the gun on himself.... BANG.
On the boat, Mario spies an enemy guard looking in the opposite direction.... he comes out of hiding... runs forward.... jumps and lands on the soldier's head.... the soldier falls over.
Mario: "Ha HAAA"
Soldier: "Eat lead fatty". BANG.
Next installment..... Lara and Link swap worlds.....
Snake and Mario
-------------------------
Mario suddenly finds himself transported to a bridge on the Hudson River...... in a (tight fitting) stealth suit.
The camera zooms out as our hero plunges over the side of the bridge towards a ship drifting by in the night.
"Woohoo" shouts Mario as he leaps in to the abyss....
Meanwhile Solid Snake awakens from a deep sleep to find himself in a particularly colourful land filled with mushrooms.
Snake: "What the...."
Toad: "Hello"
S: "Who, or what, the hell are you ?"
T: "Toad"
S: "Here the hell am I ?"
T: "Mushroom Kingdom"
S: "What the hell am I doing here"
Toad continues, in an irritatingly cheery voice, to tell Snake that he needs to rescue the Princess from Bowser, always remembering to collect gold coins as he travels...
S: "Yeah, gold is always good to have. Good for illegal arms dealing"
T: "Why are your arms illegal ?"
S: "Never mind..."
T: "But they look just like normal arms to me. Why would you say something weird like 'my arms are illegal'. That to me is a very unusua....." SNAP.
S: "Never knew a mushrooms neck could break so easily"
Mario, meanwhile has landed on the boat. "Woohoo, it's a me... Mario!" he cries..... PING!.... A silenced bullet whizzes past our fat hero's ear.
"Mama mia. Whazza happenning? Itza no fun ahere". Mario scampers below deck to hide.
Through the sniper scope Snake lines up a shot on an unsuspecting Koopa.
He squeezes the trigger..... "Say goodnight you ugly little f....."
Toad: "Hi there"
S: "I thought I killed you.... what the hell is going on here"
T: "Extra life"
S: "Extra life"
T: "Yeah, you know ... if you 'die' you get another go"
S: "So you can't really be killed"
T: "Nope"
S: "Can I be killed"
T: "Dunno"
S: "Can that ... thing..... be killed"
T: "You mean Koopa"
S: "Whatever"
T: If you jump on him he'll go"
S: "Go where"
T: "Just... you know.... Go... Disappear"
Snake raises the sniper scope and takes aim..... he pulls the trigger.... CRACK... Splat.... Koopa's face disappears in a cloud of blood.
S: "Guess he 'went' "
Suddenly Koopa reappears a few yards from where he was shot.
S: "What the...."
T: "Extra life"
S: "Extra life this...." CRACK.... the bullet wings Koopa..... He disappears...
And re-appears.....
S: "NooooooOOOooooooo !!" He turns the gun on himself.... BANG.
On the boat, Mario spies an enemy guard looking in the opposite direction.... he comes out of hiding... runs forward.... jumps and lands on the soldier's head.... the soldier falls over.
Mario: "Ha HAAA"
Soldier: "Eat lead fatty". BANG.
Next installment..... Lara and Link swap worlds.....
*laughter*
Good one.
Good one.
I do not get it because Playstation and nitendo do not mix but Crash bandicoot is on GBA
That would make for some excellent titles.
"Terminator in Miracle world"
"Turok's Dance Beat"
"Medal Of Honour: Kirby's Assault"
"Terminator in Miracle world"
"Turok's Dance Beat"
"Medal Of Honour: Kirby's Assault"