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Six people. Five weeks. One Winner
The Housemates
Mario a plumber by trade, Mario lives with his brother in an apartment in New York
Peach is the ruler of Mushroom Kingdom, Peach Enjoys baking, Gardening and getting kidnapped.
Wario has two hobbies eating constantly and collecting money.
Conker is an American squirrel and likes Drinking and Swearing.
Toad is the official protector of princess Peach; Toad is actually a walking, talking toadstool.
Joanna Dark is a secret agent for Carrington Institute.
WEEK 1
FRIDAY
6:41pm
All the five housemates enter the Big Bowser house by leaping out of pipes, expect Joanna who comes through the front door. All the housemates take this opportunity to take a lo0ok through the house. Conker heads straight towards the fridge hoping to find lots of beer, while Joanna remains silent but violent. Toad immediately seeks comfort in Peach’s bosom after Wario tries to eat him.
8:17pm
The six housemates decide who will sleep where. As there is supposed to be no more than 3 people per bedroom, Conker elects to sleep in the girls bedroom.
Monday
11:36pm
The housemates have been asked to reveal an interesting story about them, Toad hasn’t got one so Conker starts to talk about his girlfriend being shot and killed during a holiday last year.
Tuesday
1:41pm
The housemates have been given 200 coins for their shopping budget for the week.
Mario want Pizza and pasta, Wario demands biscuits and cream cakes, Toad decides he wants mushrooms, Peach wants to have the same as toad and Joanna wants a slim-fast shake for breakfast and slim fast shake for lunch and a normal dinner. Conker asks if the budget can be put all on booze
5:58pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction. Peach nominates
Toad and conker. In total Conker gets 3 votes and toad 4.
Wednesday
4:46pm
Big Bowser announces the results of the nominations and conker reveals he’s ‘’@££ing gutted. Toad disappears into the garden and gets lost in the chicken coop.
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes toad out. As he leaves the house. Wario mocks him by shouting ‘I’m the best!’ in a high-pitched voice for two minutes.
WEEK2
Sunday
2:11am
Conker is snoring
2:59am
Conker is still snoring. Joanna wakes up and silently karate chops him in the neck.
3:11am
Conker soils the bed
Tuesday
10:15am
Peach is cooking pasta, which Mario especially likes so he puts his arms around her to help her grate the cheese.
5:58pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction. Conker votes for Joanna for being such a ‘’@£££ing A££hole and he also nominates peach.
Wednesday
4:51pm
Conker and Joanna are put too the public vote.
Thursday
12:03am
Conker has had too much to drink. He wets himself while the group are talking.
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes Joanna out. Wario seems especially pleased, having nominated Joanna on Tuesday. Joanna tells Wario she will decapitate and burn him.
WEEK3
Sunday
12:43
This weeks task sees the housemates having to complete plat forming competition where they have to use there heads to bash blocks over a wall. The reward is a special dinner.
Monday
1:11am
Mario’s persistent sleep talking wakes conker, who then urinates on Mario’s moustache. Mario seems not to notice and continues sleep talking.
Tuesday
12:09pm
Despite Wario trying to tamper with Mario’s blocks the housemates complete the task.
4:13pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction on Friday.
Wednesday
4:54pm
Conker and peach are put to the public vote
Friday
3:33pm
Wario steals Mario’s hat while he’s in the shower. Mario is distraught. Peach finds the hat and hands it to Mario. He is very great fall and kisses peach on the cheek.
8:24pm
The public votes conker out. As a parting gesture he takes a huge dump on the floor.
WEEK4
Saturday
11:22am
This week’s task involved decorating a cake. Big Bowser delivers three cakes, icing, sugar, Smarties, piping bags, colourings and marshmallow speed-up mushrooms.
12:13pm
Peach has produced the best cake , but Mario’s and Wario’s are messy. Wario immediately releases they’ve failed the task and begins crying =while jumping up and down on his cap.
Tuesday
4:52pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for the last time. Wario has cheated submitting written nominations faking Peach and Mario’s handwriting.
Wednesday
4:52pm
Peach is the only housemate nominated. Wario jumps for joy and then gets stung by a bee.
10:10pm
Peach decorates a cake with a huge Mario cap on it. Mario is flattered and gives peach a kiss on the lips. When the two are away from the kitchen, Wario changes the M on the cake so it reads W and shouts at the top of his voice’Im going to win.’
Thursday
9:12am
Mario takes a shower
9:13am
Mario discovers that conker vomited over the shop
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes peach out. As she leaves Mario cries, ‘Mamma Mia!’
WEEK 5
Tuesday
11:22am
The housemates’s final task is to draw a picture of themselves. After sketching an outline of his face wrong and getting the shape wrong, Wario screws up the drawing, bawling ‘Waaaaaaaah!’
Friday
8:30pm
WHO WINS YOU DECIDE
Vote either Mario or Wario to win.
Thank you for reading and please say whom u want to win
Nintendoid
The Housemates
Mario a plumber by trade, Mario lives with his brother in an apartment in New York
Peach is the ruler of Mushroom Kingdom, Peach Enjoys baking, Gardening and getting kidnapped.
Wario has two hobbies eating constantly and collecting money.
Conker is an American squirrel and likes Drinking and Swearing.
Toad is the official protector of princess Peach; Toad is actually a walking, talking toadstool.
Joanna Dark is a secret agent for Carrington Institute.
WEEK 1
FRIDAY
6:41pm
All the five housemates enter the Big Bowser house by leaping out of pipes, expect Joanna who comes through the front door. All the housemates take this opportunity to take a lo0ok through the house. Conker heads straight towards the fridge hoping to find lots of beer, while Joanna remains silent but violent. Toad immediately seeks comfort in Peach’s bosom after Wario tries to eat him.
8:17pm
The six housemates decide who will sleep where. As there is supposed to be no more than 3 people per bedroom, Conker elects to sleep in the girls bedroom.
Monday
11:36pm
The housemates have been asked to reveal an interesting story about them, Toad hasn’t got one so Conker starts to talk about his girlfriend being shot and killed during a holiday last year.
Tuesday
1:41pm
The housemates have been given 200 coins for their shopping budget for the week.
Mario want Pizza and pasta, Wario demands biscuits and cream cakes, Toad decides he wants mushrooms, Peach wants to have the same as toad and Joanna wants a slim-fast shake for breakfast and slim fast shake for lunch and a normal dinner. Conker asks if the budget can be put all on booze
5:58pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction. Peach nominates
Toad and conker. In total Conker gets 3 votes and toad 4.
Wednesday
4:46pm
Big Bowser announces the results of the nominations and conker reveals he’s ‘’@££ing gutted. Toad disappears into the garden and gets lost in the chicken coop.
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes toad out. As he leaves the house. Wario mocks him by shouting ‘I’m the best!’ in a high-pitched voice for two minutes.
WEEK2
Sunday
2:11am
Conker is snoring
2:59am
Conker is still snoring. Joanna wakes up and silently karate chops him in the neck.
3:11am
Conker soils the bed
Tuesday
10:15am
Peach is cooking pasta, which Mario especially likes so he puts his arms around her to help her grate the cheese.
5:58pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction. Conker votes for Joanna for being such a ‘’@£££ing A££hole and he also nominates peach.
Wednesday
4:51pm
Conker and Joanna are put too the public vote.
Thursday
12:03am
Conker has had too much to drink. He wets himself while the group are talking.
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes Joanna out. Wario seems especially pleased, having nominated Joanna on Tuesday. Joanna tells Wario she will decapitate and burn him.
WEEK3
Sunday
12:43
This weeks task sees the housemates having to complete plat forming competition where they have to use there heads to bash blocks over a wall. The reward is a special dinner.
Monday
1:11am
Mario’s persistent sleep talking wakes conker, who then urinates on Mario’s moustache. Mario seems not to notice and continues sleep talking.
Tuesday
12:09pm
Despite Wario trying to tamper with Mario’s blocks the housemates complete the task.
4:13pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction on Friday.
Wednesday
4:54pm
Conker and peach are put to the public vote
Friday
3:33pm
Wario steals Mario’s hat while he’s in the shower. Mario is distraught. Peach finds the hat and hands it to Mario. He is very great fall and kisses peach on the cheek.
8:24pm
The public votes conker out. As a parting gesture he takes a huge dump on the floor.
WEEK4
Saturday
11:22am
This week’s task involved decorating a cake. Big Bowser delivers three cakes, icing, sugar, Smarties, piping bags, colourings and marshmallow speed-up mushrooms.
12:13pm
Peach has produced the best cake , but Mario’s and Wario’s are messy. Wario immediately releases they’ve failed the task and begins crying =while jumping up and down on his cap.
Tuesday
4:52pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for the last time. Wario has cheated submitting written nominations faking Peach and Mario’s handwriting.
Wednesday
4:52pm
Peach is the only housemate nominated. Wario jumps for joy and then gets stung by a bee.
10:10pm
Peach decorates a cake with a huge Mario cap on it. Mario is flattered and gives peach a kiss on the lips. When the two are away from the kitchen, Wario changes the M on the cake so it reads W and shouts at the top of his voice’Im going to win.’
Thursday
9:12am
Mario takes a shower
9:13am
Mario discovers that conker vomited over the shop
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes peach out. As she leaves Mario cries, ‘Mamma Mia!’
WEEK 5
Tuesday
11:22am
The housemates’s final task is to draw a picture of themselves. After sketching an outline of his face wrong and getting the shape wrong, Wario screws up the drawing, bawling ‘Waaaaaaaah!’
Friday
8:30pm
WHO WINS YOU DECIDE
Vote either Mario or Wario to win.
Thank you for reading and please say whom u want to win
Nintendoid
nice but dull story, bet it's ripped
If it isn't copied: Well done! Nice stuff!
If it is copied: Syphonical should e-mail SR before he wins a GAD
If it is copied: Syphonical should e-mail SR before he wins a GAD
You now what, i've read this before, um, where's it from,
Oh yeah., isuue 60 of ngc.
I see you've mastered the art of copying.
I hope you get banned for this one!
You weren't even smart enough to change some of it.
IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME YOU WEIRDO!!
ban him SR, ban him!!
Oh yeah., isuue 60 of ngc.
I see you've mastered the art of copying.
I hope you get banned for this one!
You weren't even smart enough to change some of it.
IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME YOU WEIRDO!!
ban him SR, ban him!!
Wario has to win!
Wario, heis bad and mario kisses too much, without wario and conker, nothing would have happened i tell ya!
: )
: )
Six people. Five weeks. One Winner
The Housemates
Mario a plumber by trade, Mario lives with his brother in an apartment in New York
Peach is the ruler of Mushroom Kingdom, Peach Enjoys baking, Gardening and getting kidnapped.
Wario has two hobbies eating constantly and collecting money.
Conker is an American squirrel and likes Drinking and Swearing.
Toad is the official protector of princess Peach; Toad is actually a walking, talking toadstool.
Joanna Dark is a secret agent for Carrington Institute.
WEEK 1
FRIDAY
6:41pm
All the five housemates enter the Big Bowser house by leaping out of pipes, expect Joanna who comes through the front door. All the housemates take this opportunity to take a lo0ok through the house. Conker heads straight towards the fridge hoping to find lots of beer, while Joanna remains silent but violent. Toad immediately seeks comfort in Peach’s bosom after Wario tries to eat him.
8:17pm
The six housemates decide who will sleep where. As there is supposed to be no more than 3 people per bedroom, Conker elects to sleep in the girls bedroom.
Monday
11:36pm
The housemates have been asked to reveal an interesting story about them, Toad hasn’t got one so Conker starts to talk about his girlfriend being shot and killed during a holiday last year.
Tuesday
1:41pm
The housemates have been given 200 coins for their shopping budget for the week.
Mario want Pizza and pasta, Wario demands biscuits and cream cakes, Toad decides he wants mushrooms, Peach wants to have the same as toad and Joanna wants a slim-fast shake for breakfast and slim fast shake for lunch and a normal dinner. Conker asks if the budget can be put all on booze
5:58pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction. Peach nominates
Toad and conker. In total Conker gets 3 votes and toad 4.
Wednesday
4:46pm
Big Bowser announces the results of the nominations and conker reveals he’s ‘’@££ing gutted. Toad disappears into the garden and gets lost in the chicken coop.
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes toad out. As he leaves the house. Wario mocks him by shouting ‘I’m the best!’ in a high-pitched voice for two minutes.
WEEK2
Sunday
2:11am
Conker is snoring
2:59am
Conker is still snoring. Joanna wakes up and silently karate chops him in the neck.
3:11am
Conker soils the bed
Tuesday
10:15am
Peach is cooking pasta, which Mario especially likes so he puts his arms around her to help her grate the cheese.
5:58pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction. Conker votes for Joanna for being such a ‘’@£££ing A££hole and he also nominates peach.
Wednesday
4:51pm
Conker and Joanna are put too the public vote.
Thursday
12:03am
Conker has had too much to drink. He wets himself while the group are talking.
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes Joanna out. Wario seems especially pleased, having nominated Joanna on Tuesday. Joanna tells Wario she will decapitate and burn him.
WEEK3
Sunday
12:43
This weeks task sees the housemates having to complete plat forming competition where they have to use there heads to bash blocks over a wall. The reward is a special dinner.
Monday
1:11am
Mario’s persistent sleep talking wakes conker, who then urinates on Mario’s moustache. Mario seems not to notice and continues sleep talking.
Tuesday
12:09pm
Despite Wario trying to tamper with Mario’s blocks the housemates complete the task.
4:13pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction on Friday.
Wednesday
4:54pm
Conker and peach are put to the public vote
Friday
3:33pm
Wario steals Mario’s hat while he’s in the shower. Mario is distraught. Peach finds the hat and hands it to Mario. He is very great fall and kisses peach on the cheek.
8:24pm
The public votes conker out. As a parting gesture he takes a huge dump on the floor.
WEEK4
Saturday
11:22am
This week’s task involved decorating a cake. Big Bowser delivers three cakes, icing, sugar, Smarties, piping bags, colourings and marshmallow speed-up mushrooms.
12:13pm
Peach has produced the best cake , but Mario’s and Wario’s are messy. Wario immediately releases they’ve failed the task and begins crying =while jumping up and down on his cap.
Tuesday
4:52pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for the last time. Wario has cheated submitting written nominations faking Peach and Mario’s handwriting.
Wednesday
4:52pm
Peach is the only housemate nominated. Wario jumps for joy and then gets stung by a bee.
10:10pm
Peach decorates a cake with a huge Mario cap on it. Mario is flattered and gives peach a kiss on the lips. When the two are away from the kitchen, Wario changes the M on the cake so it reads W and shouts at the top of his voice’Im going to win.’
Thursday
9:12am
Mario takes a shower
9:13am
Mario discovers that conker vomited over the shop
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes peach out. As she leaves Mario cries, ‘Mamma Mia!’
WEEK 5
Tuesday
11:22am
The housemates’s final task is to draw a picture of themselves. After sketching an outline of his face wrong and getting the shape wrong, Wario screws up the drawing, bawling ‘Waaaaaaaah!’
Friday
8:30pm
WHO WINS YOU DECIDE
Vote either Mario or Wario to win.
Thank you for reading and please say whom u want to win
Nintendoid
The Housemates
Mario a plumber by trade, Mario lives with his brother in an apartment in New York
Peach is the ruler of Mushroom Kingdom, Peach Enjoys baking, Gardening and getting kidnapped.
Wario has two hobbies eating constantly and collecting money.
Conker is an American squirrel and likes Drinking and Swearing.
Toad is the official protector of princess Peach; Toad is actually a walking, talking toadstool.
Joanna Dark is a secret agent for Carrington Institute.
WEEK 1
FRIDAY
6:41pm
All the five housemates enter the Big Bowser house by leaping out of pipes, expect Joanna who comes through the front door. All the housemates take this opportunity to take a lo0ok through the house. Conker heads straight towards the fridge hoping to find lots of beer, while Joanna remains silent but violent. Toad immediately seeks comfort in Peach’s bosom after Wario tries to eat him.
8:17pm
The six housemates decide who will sleep where. As there is supposed to be no more than 3 people per bedroom, Conker elects to sleep in the girls bedroom.
Monday
11:36pm
The housemates have been asked to reveal an interesting story about them, Toad hasn’t got one so Conker starts to talk about his girlfriend being shot and killed during a holiday last year.
Tuesday
1:41pm
The housemates have been given 200 coins for their shopping budget for the week.
Mario want Pizza and pasta, Wario demands biscuits and cream cakes, Toad decides he wants mushrooms, Peach wants to have the same as toad and Joanna wants a slim-fast shake for breakfast and slim fast shake for lunch and a normal dinner. Conker asks if the budget can be put all on booze
5:58pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction. Peach nominates
Toad and conker. In total Conker gets 3 votes and toad 4.
Wednesday
4:46pm
Big Bowser announces the results of the nominations and conker reveals he’s ‘’@££ing gutted. Toad disappears into the garden and gets lost in the chicken coop.
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes toad out. As he leaves the house. Wario mocks him by shouting ‘I’m the best!’ in a high-pitched voice for two minutes.
WEEK2
Sunday
2:11am
Conker is snoring
2:59am
Conker is still snoring. Joanna wakes up and silently karate chops him in the neck.
3:11am
Conker soils the bed
Tuesday
10:15am
Peach is cooking pasta, which Mario especially likes so he puts his arms around her to help her grate the cheese.
5:58pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction. Conker votes for Joanna for being such a ‘’@£££ing A££hole and he also nominates peach.
Wednesday
4:51pm
Conker and Joanna are put too the public vote.
Thursday
12:03am
Conker has had too much to drink. He wets himself while the group are talking.
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes Joanna out. Wario seems especially pleased, having nominated Joanna on Tuesday. Joanna tells Wario she will decapitate and burn him.
WEEK3
Sunday
12:43
This weeks task sees the housemates having to complete plat forming competition where they have to use there heads to bash blocks over a wall. The reward is a special dinner.
Monday
1:11am
Mario’s persistent sleep talking wakes conker, who then urinates on Mario’s moustache. Mario seems not to notice and continues sleep talking.
Tuesday
12:09pm
Despite Wario trying to tamper with Mario’s blocks the housemates complete the task.
4:13pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for eviction on Friday.
Wednesday
4:54pm
Conker and peach are put to the public vote
Friday
3:33pm
Wario steals Mario’s hat while he’s in the shower. Mario is distraught. Peach finds the hat and hands it to Mario. He is very great fall and kisses peach on the cheek.
8:24pm
The public votes conker out. As a parting gesture he takes a huge dump on the floor.
WEEK4
Saturday
11:22am
This week’s task involved decorating a cake. Big Bowser delivers three cakes, icing, sugar, Smarties, piping bags, colourings and marshmallow speed-up mushrooms.
12:13pm
Peach has produced the best cake , but Mario’s and Wario’s are messy. Wario immediately releases they’ve failed the task and begins crying =while jumping up and down on his cap.
Tuesday
4:52pm
The housemates are asked to nominate for the last time. Wario has cheated submitting written nominations faking Peach and Mario’s handwriting.
Wednesday
4:52pm
Peach is the only housemate nominated. Wario jumps for joy and then gets stung by a bee.
10:10pm
Peach decorates a cake with a huge Mario cap on it. Mario is flattered and gives peach a kiss on the lips. When the two are away from the kitchen, Wario changes the M on the cake so it reads W and shouts at the top of his voice’Im going to win.’
Thursday
9:12am
Mario takes a shower
9:13am
Mario discovers that conker vomited over the shop
Friday
8:24pm
The public votes peach out. As she leaves Mario cries, ‘Mamma Mia!’
WEEK 5
Tuesday
11:22am
The housemates’s final task is to draw a picture of themselves. After sketching an outline of his face wrong and getting the shape wrong, Wario screws up the drawing, bawling ‘Waaaaaaaah!’
Friday
8:30pm
WHO WINS YOU DECIDE
Vote either Mario or Wario to win.
Thank you for reading and please say whom u want to win
Nintendoid