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Within a swirling multi-coloured mist, a dark hooded figure shuffled towards me and whispered:
*To be at peace with oneself requires one to be at war with nothing.*
The hooded figure then proceeded to show me a moving image - of a yellow beast running from left-to-right on a deep-red background.
The hooded figure then said:
*Allow the lush monster within to gallop free.... Perfection is beautiful power.*
It was then that I fell into a black pool, and kept falling....
To the delicate sound of a chiming bell, I then passed through a blaze of golden light and found myself in an empty chamber.
There was a door.
I opened the door and entered a large hall wherein hundreds of naked babes were standing in line - like soliders do for a morning role-call.
I weaved in-and-out of this impressive bevy of beauties, observing with a greedy-eye their curvaceous forms, when I espied one particular sweetie whose breasts were the size of party balloons.
I slowly stretched out my arm and reached towards those firm mountains of ripe glory when -
I woke up!
Is there no justice!?!
I write down my dreams every morning.
Just the other night I was roaming through a vast shimmering forest hunting a mysterious white dinosaur-like beast. At first I was the hunter, but then the beast began to hunt me. Moments away from being chomped I awoke in a fluster. Strange things, dreams.
Within a swirling multi-coloured mist, a dark hooded figure shuffled towards me and whispered:
*To be at peace with oneself requires one to be at war with nothing.*
The hooded figure then proceeded to show me a moving image - of a yellow beast running from left-to-right on a deep-red background.
The hooded figure then said:
*Allow the lush monster within to gallop free.... Perfection is beautiful power.*
It was then that I fell into a black pool, and kept falling....
To the delicate sound of a chiming bell, I then passed through a blaze of golden light and found myself in an empty chamber.
There was a door.
I opened the door and entered a large hall wherein hundreds of naked babes were standing in line - like soliders do for a morning role-call.
I weaved in-and-out of this impressive bevy of beauties, observing with a greedy-eye their curvaceous forms, when I espied one particular sweetie whose breasts were the size of party balloons.
I slowly stretched out my arm and reached towards those firm mountains of ripe glory when -
I woke up!
Is there no justice!?!