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Hello here is the Nintendo Grudge Match Forum.
I will discuss the Match and then you decide who wins, If I recieve a lot of Votes I will post a new grudge Match's on this forum.
Voting Results will appear here on Friday
All matchs are discussed by me and my friend Martin.
WM is WelshMiyamoto and M is Martin.
Match 1
Toad vs The Monkey Balls
WM : I will commentate in this grudge only if you promise to NOT use the phrase "Hot Monkey Love." Got It?
M : Okay, fine, but you realise asking me to step off the Hot Monkey Love is like telling the Pope to " lay off his whole religion thing." This is a pretty intense contest here. Both Super Monkey Ball 2 and Super Mario Sunshine are to appear on Gamecube later this year. Originally we were going to pit Mario against the Monkeys, but Mario would whip their Monkey pis*ing a*es, so we're going with the second string: Toad.
WM: More like the fourth string. Unless you're talking about Super Mario Bros 2 for the NES, where Toad was the only way to play. He'd yank turnips gangsta-style.
M: Toad is some tough Dude, the only reason that he was crying in Luigi's Mansion is because a monkey stuck a banana up his a*s,
WM: that's got to hurt.
M: Hot Monkey Love.
WM: I told you not to say that, Anyway, Toad has to win because I'm still confused by this whole "Monkey Ball" concept. What kind of sick Sega pervert came up with the Idea of putting Monkeys into Ball? Are they airtight?
M: Well, we know from experience that monkeys on the loose are harbingers of destruction. One minute their talking in sign launguage, asking for a banana, next thing you know the Statue of Liberty is up to her armpits in the sand. YOU MANIACS! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Well like I was saying, by putting monkeys inside a ball you channel that strength and use its powers for good instead of evil.
WM: Yep, well, my moneys still on Toad. Most of the time we all just see him running around whining about how Bowser stole his stars, but I see something else there. You know. Something in his mannerisms that makes it clear he's walking between genius and madness. something about the way he gets flinged out of Princess Peach's skirt in Super Smash Brothers Melee or the way he holds a turnip that gives you the impression that he could snap any minute. A certain look in the eyes that says --
M: Hot Monkey Love.
WM: Okay, forget It.
M: No, wait! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I don't know what came over me. You know, I was going along with it, I was listening to your story, and then I just went off on my own, you know? Don't storm off, come back. Fine, I'll do the Grudge by myself. I think the Monkeys will win
M: Hot Monkey Love. Woo hoo !
Toad or the Monkeys? What do you think?
I will discuss the Match and then you decide who wins, If I recieve a lot of Votes I will post a new grudge Match's on this forum.
Voting Results will appear here on Friday
All matchs are discussed by me and my friend Martin.
WM is WelshMiyamoto and M is Martin.
Match 1
Toad vs The Monkey Balls
WM : I will commentate in this grudge only if you promise to NOT use the phrase "Hot Monkey Love." Got It?
M : Okay, fine, but you realise asking me to step off the Hot Monkey Love is like telling the Pope to " lay off his whole religion thing." This is a pretty intense contest here. Both Super Monkey Ball 2 and Super Mario Sunshine are to appear on Gamecube later this year. Originally we were going to pit Mario against the Monkeys, but Mario would whip their Monkey pis*ing a*es, so we're going with the second string: Toad.
WM: More like the fourth string. Unless you're talking about Super Mario Bros 2 for the NES, where Toad was the only way to play. He'd yank turnips gangsta-style.
M: Toad is some tough Dude, the only reason that he was crying in Luigi's Mansion is because a monkey stuck a banana up his a*s,
WM: that's got to hurt.
M: Hot Monkey Love.
WM: I told you not to say that, Anyway, Toad has to win because I'm still confused by this whole "Monkey Ball" concept. What kind of sick Sega pervert came up with the Idea of putting Monkeys into Ball? Are they airtight?
M: Well, we know from experience that monkeys on the loose are harbingers of destruction. One minute their talking in sign launguage, asking for a banana, next thing you know the Statue of Liberty is up to her armpits in the sand. YOU MANIACS! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Well like I was saying, by putting monkeys inside a ball you channel that strength and use its powers for good instead of evil.
WM: Yep, well, my moneys still on Toad. Most of the time we all just see him running around whining about how Bowser stole his stars, but I see something else there. You know. Something in his mannerisms that makes it clear he's walking between genius and madness. something about the way he gets flinged out of Princess Peach's skirt in Super Smash Brothers Melee or the way he holds a turnip that gives you the impression that he could snap any minute. A certain look in the eyes that says --
M: Hot Monkey Love.
WM: Okay, forget It.
M: No, wait! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I don't know what came over me. You know, I was going along with it, I was listening to your story, and then I just went off on my own, you know? Don't storm off, come back. Fine, I'll do the Grudge by myself. I think the Monkeys will win
M: Hot Monkey Love. Woo hoo !
Toad or the Monkeys? What do you think?
Please can all you guys vote, it is not a spamming post.
Who do you vote for Bazooka?
Yes,yes all monkeys are perverts and alike. And Who else is to make a weird game about pervert monkeys then Sega. Have anyone actually saw their
U.S. comercial about 'Virtual tenis 2' game (I think it was VT2, I am not
100% sure anymore). That thing was just sick. Bunch of old bare naked old
farts in some country club locker room. Mega weird.
U.S. comercial about 'Virtual tenis 2' game (I think it was VT2, I am not
100% sure anymore). That thing was just sick. Bunch of old bare naked old
farts in some country club locker room. Mega weird.
Hello here is the Nintendo Grudge Match Forum.
I will discuss the Match and then you decide who wins, If I recieve a lot of Votes I will post a new grudge Match's on this forum.
Voting Results will appear here on Friday
All matchs are discussed by me and my friend Martin.
WM is WelshMiyamoto and M is Martin.
Match 1
Toad vs The Monkey Balls
WM : I will commentate in this grudge only if you promise to NOT use the phrase "Hot Monkey Love." Got It?
M : Okay, fine, but you realise asking me to step off the Hot Monkey Love is like telling the Pope to " lay off his whole religion thing." This is a pretty intense contest here. Both Super Monkey Ball 2 and Super Mario Sunshine are to appear on Gamecube later this year. Originally we were going to pit Mario against the Monkeys, but Mario would whip their Monkey pis*ing a*es, so we're going with the second string: Toad.
WM: More like the fourth string. Unless you're talking about Super Mario Bros 2 for the NES, where Toad was the only way to play. He'd yank turnips gangsta-style.
M: Toad is some tough Dude, the only reason that he was crying in Luigi's Mansion is because a monkey stuck a banana up his a*s,
WM: that's got to hurt.
M: Hot Monkey Love.
WM: I told you not to say that, Anyway, Toad has to win because I'm still confused by this whole "Monkey Ball" concept. What kind of sick Sega pervert came up with the Idea of putting Monkeys into Ball? Are they airtight?
M: Well, we know from experience that monkeys on the loose are harbingers of destruction. One minute their talking in sign launguage, asking for a banana, next thing you know the Statue of Liberty is up to her armpits in the sand. YOU MANIACS! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Well like I was saying, by putting monkeys inside a ball you channel that strength and use its powers for good instead of evil.
WM: Yep, well, my moneys still on Toad. Most of the time we all just see him running around whining about how Bowser stole his stars, but I see something else there. You know. Something in his mannerisms that makes it clear he's walking between genius and madness. something about the way he gets flinged out of Princess Peach's skirt in Super Smash Brothers Melee or the way he holds a turnip that gives you the impression that he could snap any minute. A certain look in the eyes that says --
M: Hot Monkey Love.
WM: Okay, forget It.
M: No, wait! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I don't know what came over me. You know, I was going along with it, I was listening to your story, and then I just went off on my own, you know? Don't storm off, come back. Fine, I'll do the Grudge by myself. I think the Monkeys will win
M: Hot Monkey Love. Woo hoo !
Toad or the Monkeys? What do you think?
I will discuss the Match and then you decide who wins, If I recieve a lot of Votes I will post a new grudge Match's on this forum.
Voting Results will appear here on Friday
All matchs are discussed by me and my friend Martin.
WM is WelshMiyamoto and M is Martin.
Match 1
Toad vs The Monkey Balls
WM : I will commentate in this grudge only if you promise to NOT use the phrase "Hot Monkey Love." Got It?
M : Okay, fine, but you realise asking me to step off the Hot Monkey Love is like telling the Pope to " lay off his whole religion thing." This is a pretty intense contest here. Both Super Monkey Ball 2 and Super Mario Sunshine are to appear on Gamecube later this year. Originally we were going to pit Mario against the Monkeys, but Mario would whip their Monkey pis*ing a*es, so we're going with the second string: Toad.
WM: More like the fourth string. Unless you're talking about Super Mario Bros 2 for the NES, where Toad was the only way to play. He'd yank turnips gangsta-style.
M: Toad is some tough Dude, the only reason that he was crying in Luigi's Mansion is because a monkey stuck a banana up his a*s,
WM: that's got to hurt.
M: Hot Monkey Love.
WM: I told you not to say that, Anyway, Toad has to win because I'm still confused by this whole "Monkey Ball" concept. What kind of sick Sega pervert came up with the Idea of putting Monkeys into Ball? Are they airtight?
M: Well, we know from experience that monkeys on the loose are harbingers of destruction. One minute their talking in sign launguage, asking for a banana, next thing you know the Statue of Liberty is up to her armpits in the sand. YOU MANIACS! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Well like I was saying, by putting monkeys inside a ball you channel that strength and use its powers for good instead of evil.
WM: Yep, well, my moneys still on Toad. Most of the time we all just see him running around whining about how Bowser stole his stars, but I see something else there. You know. Something in his mannerisms that makes it clear he's walking between genius and madness. something about the way he gets flinged out of Princess Peach's skirt in Super Smash Brothers Melee or the way he holds a turnip that gives you the impression that he could snap any minute. A certain look in the eyes that says --
M: Hot Monkey Love.
WM: Okay, forget It.
M: No, wait! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I don't know what came over me. You know, I was going along with it, I was listening to your story, and then I just went off on my own, you know? Don't storm off, come back. Fine, I'll do the Grudge by myself. I think the Monkeys will win
M: Hot Monkey Love. Woo hoo !
Toad or the Monkeys? What do you think?