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What if all games were child-friendly? There would be no place for games like Tomb Raider as it influences shooting animals and no resident evil as the zombies would give them nightmares. So here is a list of child-friendly games.
Resident unevil
The plot of this is to escape the city as Giant teddy bears take over the city. Whack them away with pillows as they try and hug you to sleep. Bosses include barney the dinosaur as he try to kill you with annoying songs.
Run like hell
The plot of this is to obviously run like hell as you try to stay up past your bedtime.
Avoid obstacles like mum and dad and now you can interact with objects like cupboards making it possible to hide in them. Go for the longest time you can to break that record.
Toy Commander
This is the perfect game for little boys as they play with their toy planes shooting at tanks and bases. Pick up pencil missiles and throw them at your sister’s dolls. Extra bonuses if you hit the cat.
Spyro the dragon
This will be different due to the fact that it has to be child-friendly. This means Spyro will no longer breath fire but bad breath. This will be a safer way to kill the bad guys and will influence little kids to breath more frequently
WSC
Wrestling is considered too violent nowadays so we will replace this with the World Sumo Championship. Push your opponents out the ring using only your bellies. You can customize your bellies with choice of belly, Obese and for experts, anorexic.
GTA
This will take a whole new approach giving you options to choose either the good guys or the bad guys. Break the law by kicking a baby or screaming in a library.
Once this is done, use your hand to drive the car away from the cops or if you are cops, vive-versa.
At my age, these games would bore the hell out of me, as I want violence and women.
However, don’t forget these little ones as they are uncalled for just like women gamers.
Resident unevil
The plot of this is to escape the city as Giant teddy bears take over the city. Whack them away with pillows as they try and hug you to sleep. Bosses include barney the dinosaur as he try to kill you with annoying songs.
Run like hell
The plot of this is to obviously run like hell as you try to stay up past your bedtime.
Avoid obstacles like mum and dad and now you can interact with objects like cupboards making it possible to hide in them. Go for the longest time you can to break that record.
Toy Commander
This is the perfect game for little boys as they play with their toy planes shooting at tanks and bases. Pick up pencil missiles and throw them at your sister’s dolls. Extra bonuses if you hit the cat.
Spyro the dragon
This will be different due to the fact that it has to be child-friendly. This means Spyro will no longer breath fire but bad breath. This will be a safer way to kill the bad guys and will influence little kids to breath more frequently
WSC
Wrestling is considered too violent nowadays so we will replace this with the World Sumo Championship. Push your opponents out the ring using only your bellies. You can customize your bellies with choice of belly, Obese and for experts, anorexic.
GTA
This will take a whole new approach giving you options to choose either the good guys or the bad guys. Break the law by kicking a baby or screaming in a library.
Once this is done, use your hand to drive the car away from the cops or if you are cops, vive-versa.
At my age, these games would bore the hell out of me, as I want violence and women.
However, don’t forget these little ones as they are uncalled for just like women gamers.
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What if all games were child-friendly? There would be no place for games like Tomb Raider as it influences shooting animals and no resident evil as the zombies would give them nightmares. So here is a list of child-friendly games.
Resident unevil
The plot of this is to escape the city as Giant teddy bears take over the city. Whack them away with pillows as they try and hug you to sleep. Bosses include barney the dinosaur as he try to kill you with annoying songs.
Run like hell
The plot of this is to obviously run like hell as you try to stay up past your bedtime.
Avoid obstacles like mum and dad and now you can interact with objects like cupboards making it possible to hide in them. Go for the longest time you can to break that record.
Toy Commander
This is the perfect game for little boys as they play with their toy planes shooting at tanks and bases. Pick up pencil missiles and throw them at your sister’s dolls. Extra bonuses if you hit the cat.
Spyro the dragon
This will be different due to the fact that it has to be child-friendly. This means Spyro will no longer breath fire but bad breath. This will be a safer way to kill the bad guys and will influence little kids to breath more frequently
WSC
Wrestling is considered too violent nowadays so we will replace this with the World Sumo Championship. Push your opponents out the ring using only your bellies. You can customize your bellies with choice of belly, Obese and for experts, anorexic.
GTA
This will take a whole new approach giving you options to choose either the good guys or the bad guys. Break the law by kicking a baby or screaming in a library.
Once this is done, use your hand to drive the car away from the cops or if you are cops, vive-versa.
At my age, these games would bore the hell out of me, as I want violence and women.
However, don’t forget these little ones as they are uncalled for just like women gamers.
Resident unevil
The plot of this is to escape the city as Giant teddy bears take over the city. Whack them away with pillows as they try and hug you to sleep. Bosses include barney the dinosaur as he try to kill you with annoying songs.
Run like hell
The plot of this is to obviously run like hell as you try to stay up past your bedtime.
Avoid obstacles like mum and dad and now you can interact with objects like cupboards making it possible to hide in them. Go for the longest time you can to break that record.
Toy Commander
This is the perfect game for little boys as they play with their toy planes shooting at tanks and bases. Pick up pencil missiles and throw them at your sister’s dolls. Extra bonuses if you hit the cat.
Spyro the dragon
This will be different due to the fact that it has to be child-friendly. This means Spyro will no longer breath fire but bad breath. This will be a safer way to kill the bad guys and will influence little kids to breath more frequently
WSC
Wrestling is considered too violent nowadays so we will replace this with the World Sumo Championship. Push your opponents out the ring using only your bellies. You can customize your bellies with choice of belly, Obese and for experts, anorexic.
GTA
This will take a whole new approach giving you options to choose either the good guys or the bad guys. Break the law by kicking a baby or screaming in a library.
Once this is done, use your hand to drive the car away from the cops or if you are cops, vive-versa.
At my age, these games would bore the hell out of me, as I want violence and women.
However, don’t forget these little ones as they are uncalled for just like women gamers.