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Bill Gates in Hell.
Eventually Bill Gates croaks and Satan is there to greet him.
"Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life.
Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tortured and tormented.
He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. to Bills delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says " I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around he bumps into Lucifer.
" That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
" That's what everyone thinks " sniggered Satan. " The Bottle has got a hole in it and the Girl hasn't!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's Got Windows 95!" laughed Satan " And its missing a mouse and three keys,"
"Which Three?"
"Control,Alt and Delete."
Eventually Bill Gates croaks and Satan is there to greet him.
"Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life.
Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tortured and tormented.
He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. to Bills delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says " I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around he bumps into Lucifer.
" That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
" That's what everyone thinks " sniggered Satan. " The Bottle has got a hole in it and the Girl hasn't!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's Got Windows 95!" laughed Satan " And its missing a mouse and three keys,"
"Which Three?"
"Control,Alt and Delete."
Why hasn't anyone replied?
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Bill Gates in Hell.
Eventually Bill Gates croaks and Satan is there to greet him.
"Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life.
Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tortured and tormented.
He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. to Bills delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says " I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around he bumps into Lucifer.
" That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
" That's what everyone thinks " sniggered Satan. " The Bottle has got a hole in it and the Girl hasn't!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's Got Windows 95!" laughed Satan " And its missing a mouse and three keys,"
"Which Three?"
"Control,Alt and Delete."
Eventually Bill Gates croaks and Satan is there to greet him.
"Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life.
Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tortured and tormented.
He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. to Bills delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says " I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around he bumps into Lucifer.
" That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
" That's what everyone thinks " sniggered Satan. " The Bottle has got a hole in it and the Girl hasn't!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's Got Windows 95!" laughed Satan " And its missing a mouse and three keys,"
"Which Three?"
"Control,Alt and Delete."