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A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it and finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we Kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it and finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we Kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
Read it in FHM months ago
Still pretty good
Still pretty good
I've heard this joke before.
I think it was on funnyjunk.com, or something.
but its still funny
I think it was on funnyjunk.com, or something.
but its still funny
Lol :-D
lol! tres bien wookie
Lol Great joke Wookie
I hope I can remember it too. If not, I will have to just shamelessly copy and paste it.
Heh, great joke Wookie.
Bottoms up.
Bottoms up.
This is one of those good jokes which I'll try to remember.
...Thing is, I ALWAYS mess it up somewhere :S
Great joke though.
...Thing is, I ALWAYS mess it up somewhere :S
Great joke though.
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it and finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we Kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it and finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we Kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."