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The clever cow
Oft have scholars, theologians and taxi drivers thought that Cows are psychic. They have built their argument around the notion that these Bovine creatures foresee the weather, then by lying down in a field, they indicate the possibility of rain to all and sundry. I thought that it was time to investigate this and after phoning Uri Geller at three in the morning, to ask him if cow could be possibly be psychic, he vehemently replied, “**** off!”. A telling verdict indeed.
In truth I already knew the answer to this question. Cows simply lie down in a field when it is about to rain. They do so to keep a patch of grass dry. You see the cow is actually a very clever animal and it knows one thing for certain: dry grass tastes SO much nicer than wet grass.
Man’s best friend
Is the dog really the most suitable candidate for this accolade? Let’s face it, if you were to tell anyone that your best friend in the whole world was Barney, the Springer Spaniel, people may get the wrong idea. Take Barney down the pub with you and see how many rounds he gets in. None, probably won’t even make the effort to use the urinals either and will simply relieve himself where he stands. He may be handy in a scrap but will definitely get agitated when going for a post pub kebab. He knows what they put in those things, he used to be on first name terms with some of them...
Like many blokes I simply don’t want to spend time in the pub surrounded by more dogs than absolutely necessary.
A useless choice all round I think.
Crocodiles eat their young
Do you seriously think that these reptilians would stoop to such a low? They’re not animals you know. The mummy crocodile loves her baby crocodiles very much, so much in fact that when she senses danger she can hold her young in her mouth.
This is a classic example of a defence mechanism: any aggressor will soon be deterred if their intended prey starts spitting crocodiles at them. Let’s face it who wouldn’t?
Oft have scholars, theologians and taxi drivers thought that Cows are psychic. They have built their argument around the notion that these Bovine creatures foresee the weather, then by lying down in a field, they indicate the possibility of rain to all and sundry. I thought that it was time to investigate this and after phoning Uri Geller at three in the morning, to ask him if cow could be possibly be psychic, he vehemently replied, “**** off!”. A telling verdict indeed.
In truth I already knew the answer to this question. Cows simply lie down in a field when it is about to rain. They do so to keep a patch of grass dry. You see the cow is actually a very clever animal and it knows one thing for certain: dry grass tastes SO much nicer than wet grass.
Man’s best friend
Is the dog really the most suitable candidate for this accolade? Let’s face it, if you were to tell anyone that your best friend in the whole world was Barney, the Springer Spaniel, people may get the wrong idea. Take Barney down the pub with you and see how many rounds he gets in. None, probably won’t even make the effort to use the urinals either and will simply relieve himself where he stands. He may be handy in a scrap but will definitely get agitated when going for a post pub kebab. He knows what they put in those things, he used to be on first name terms with some of them...
Like many blokes I simply don’t want to spend time in the pub surrounded by more dogs than absolutely necessary.
A useless choice all round I think.
Crocodiles eat their young
Do you seriously think that these reptilians would stoop to such a low? They’re not animals you know. The mummy crocodile loves her baby crocodiles very much, so much in fact that when she senses danger she can hold her young in her mouth.
This is a classic example of a defence mechanism: any aggressor will soon be deterred if their intended prey starts spitting crocodiles at them. Let’s face it who wouldn’t?
Lol great psot Beefcake very funny.
How do you do it man? You keep pumping out these great little posts about lifes little funnies.
Great stuff.
Great stuff.
Lol, excellent
The clever cow
Oft have scholars, theologians and taxi drivers thought that Cows are psychic. They have built their argument around the notion that these Bovine creatures foresee the weather, then by lying down in a field, they indicate the possibility of rain to all and sundry. I thought that it was time to investigate this and after phoning Uri Geller at three in the morning, to ask him if cow could be possibly be psychic, he vehemently replied, “**** off!”. A telling verdict indeed.
In truth I already knew the answer to this question. Cows simply lie down in a field when it is about to rain. They do so to keep a patch of grass dry. You see the cow is actually a very clever animal and it knows one thing for certain: dry grass tastes SO much nicer than wet grass.
Man’s best friend
Is the dog really the most suitable candidate for this accolade? Let’s face it, if you were to tell anyone that your best friend in the whole world was Barney, the Springer Spaniel, people may get the wrong idea. Take Barney down the pub with you and see how many rounds he gets in. None, probably won’t even make the effort to use the urinals either and will simply relieve himself where he stands. He may be handy in a scrap but will definitely get agitated when going for a post pub kebab. He knows what they put in those things, he used to be on first name terms with some of them...
Like many blokes I simply don’t want to spend time in the pub surrounded by more dogs than absolutely necessary.
A useless choice all round I think.
Crocodiles eat their young
Do you seriously think that these reptilians would stoop to such a low? They’re not animals you know. The mummy crocodile loves her baby crocodiles very much, so much in fact that when she senses danger she can hold her young in her mouth.
This is a classic example of a defence mechanism: any aggressor will soon be deterred if their intended prey starts spitting crocodiles at them. Let’s face it who wouldn’t?
Oft have scholars, theologians and taxi drivers thought that Cows are psychic. They have built their argument around the notion that these Bovine creatures foresee the weather, then by lying down in a field, they indicate the possibility of rain to all and sundry. I thought that it was time to investigate this and after phoning Uri Geller at three in the morning, to ask him if cow could be possibly be psychic, he vehemently replied, “**** off!”. A telling verdict indeed.
In truth I already knew the answer to this question. Cows simply lie down in a field when it is about to rain. They do so to keep a patch of grass dry. You see the cow is actually a very clever animal and it knows one thing for certain: dry grass tastes SO much nicer than wet grass.
Man’s best friend
Is the dog really the most suitable candidate for this accolade? Let’s face it, if you were to tell anyone that your best friend in the whole world was Barney, the Springer Spaniel, people may get the wrong idea. Take Barney down the pub with you and see how many rounds he gets in. None, probably won’t even make the effort to use the urinals either and will simply relieve himself where he stands. He may be handy in a scrap but will definitely get agitated when going for a post pub kebab. He knows what they put in those things, he used to be on first name terms with some of them...
Like many blokes I simply don’t want to spend time in the pub surrounded by more dogs than absolutely necessary.
A useless choice all round I think.
Crocodiles eat their young
Do you seriously think that these reptilians would stoop to such a low? They’re not animals you know. The mummy crocodile loves her baby crocodiles very much, so much in fact that when she senses danger she can hold her young in her mouth.
This is a classic example of a defence mechanism: any aggressor will soon be deterred if their intended prey starts spitting crocodiles at them. Let’s face it who wouldn’t?