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We all know that Bill Gates has and has had a few wacky ideas up his sleeve, but only recently have we really found out about some of the other ideas he is going to use in the next few years.
The Arm:
This idea was thought up after Bill Gate’s mother gave him a clip round the ear for looking at ‘naughty’ things on the Internet. Basically, all new monitors will be installed with a life size robotic arm sticking out of the top of them, if the person on the computer is doing something that they shouldn’t be doing then the arm will give them a clip round the ear, if the person carries on with their ‘bad’ activity then they will receive a gentle slap round the head. If all of this fails, then the arm is set to prevent the user from using the computer by punching them straight in the face.
Learning to use Windows:
When the child starts school they will be forced sit down in front of a computer for a minimum of two hours a day. In these two hours, the child will be forced to learn about every single Windows error message, when they occur and what they should do when they happen. It is hoped that by the time the child has finished university, they should have learned about all of the errors in Windows.
XBOX Domination:
Little do people know, but the XBOX is actually a highly complicated piece of spying machinery. Most people believe that it needs to be massive to hold all of the hardware to get games to work but the truth is actually that the game part of the ‘box’ only takes up the same amount of space as the green X on the top. Basically, whenever this piece of machinery is left alone, sensors detect the absence of human life and the ‘box’ is able to put the Pentium processor to its best use. The high levels of radiation produced by the chip enable the ‘box’ to hover through the air. Hidden cameras located all around the ‘box’ take pictures of your entire home and can send every piece of valuable information that it can find back to Microsoft HQ. Bill Gates hopes to use any information he can find as blackmail to make more people buy the XBOX and fuel his plan for global dominance.
Brain Chips:
Every baby will have a chip implanted in its brain; this chip will be able to override anything that the person wants to say or do. The person will no longer be able to say or do anything bad about Microsoft and at random intervals the person will shout pro-Microsoft comments without them even knowing about it. If the pilot scheme with these chips is successful, in future they may be advanced to head units containing every single fact about life. This will render exams useless and all people will have the same IQ of 250. Everybody will be able to do any task instantly and will not have to think about anything, the head unit will do it all for them.
Implementation of these schemes is expected to be finished within the next 2 years.
The Arm:
This idea was thought up after Bill Gate’s mother gave him a clip round the ear for looking at ‘naughty’ things on the Internet. Basically, all new monitors will be installed with a life size robotic arm sticking out of the top of them, if the person on the computer is doing something that they shouldn’t be doing then the arm will give them a clip round the ear, if the person carries on with their ‘bad’ activity then they will receive a gentle slap round the head. If all of this fails, then the arm is set to prevent the user from using the computer by punching them straight in the face.
Learning to use Windows:
When the child starts school they will be forced sit down in front of a computer for a minimum of two hours a day. In these two hours, the child will be forced to learn about every single Windows error message, when they occur and what they should do when they happen. It is hoped that by the time the child has finished university, they should have learned about all of the errors in Windows.
XBOX Domination:
Little do people know, but the XBOX is actually a highly complicated piece of spying machinery. Most people believe that it needs to be massive to hold all of the hardware to get games to work but the truth is actually that the game part of the ‘box’ only takes up the same amount of space as the green X on the top. Basically, whenever this piece of machinery is left alone, sensors detect the absence of human life and the ‘box’ is able to put the Pentium processor to its best use. The high levels of radiation produced by the chip enable the ‘box’ to hover through the air. Hidden cameras located all around the ‘box’ take pictures of your entire home and can send every piece of valuable information that it can find back to Microsoft HQ. Bill Gates hopes to use any information he can find as blackmail to make more people buy the XBOX and fuel his plan for global dominance.
Brain Chips:
Every baby will have a chip implanted in its brain; this chip will be able to override anything that the person wants to say or do. The person will no longer be able to say or do anything bad about Microsoft and at random intervals the person will shout pro-Microsoft comments without them even knowing about it. If the pilot scheme with these chips is successful, in future they may be advanced to head units containing every single fact about life. This will render exams useless and all people will have the same IQ of 250. Everybody will be able to do any task instantly and will not have to think about anything, the head unit will do it all for them.
Implementation of these schemes is expected to be finished within the next 2 years.
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We all know that Bill Gates has and has had a few wacky ideas up his sleeve, but only recently have we really found out about some of the other ideas he is going to use in the next few years.
The Arm:
This idea was thought up after Bill Gate’s mother gave him a clip round the ear for looking at ‘naughty’ things on the Internet. Basically, all new monitors will be installed with a life size robotic arm sticking out of the top of them, if the person on the computer is doing something that they shouldn’t be doing then the arm will give them a clip round the ear, if the person carries on with their ‘bad’ activity then they will receive a gentle slap round the head. If all of this fails, then the arm is set to prevent the user from using the computer by punching them straight in the face.
Learning to use Windows:
When the child starts school they will be forced sit down in front of a computer for a minimum of two hours a day. In these two hours, the child will be forced to learn about every single Windows error message, when they occur and what they should do when they happen. It is hoped that by the time the child has finished university, they should have learned about all of the errors in Windows.
XBOX Domination:
Little do people know, but the XBOX is actually a highly complicated piece of spying machinery. Most people believe that it needs to be massive to hold all of the hardware to get games to work but the truth is actually that the game part of the ‘box’ only takes up the same amount of space as the green X on the top. Basically, whenever this piece of machinery is left alone, sensors detect the absence of human life and the ‘box’ is able to put the Pentium processor to its best use. The high levels of radiation produced by the chip enable the ‘box’ to hover through the air. Hidden cameras located all around the ‘box’ take pictures of your entire home and can send every piece of valuable information that it can find back to Microsoft HQ. Bill Gates hopes to use any information he can find as blackmail to make more people buy the XBOX and fuel his plan for global dominance.
Brain Chips:
Every baby will have a chip implanted in its brain; this chip will be able to override anything that the person wants to say or do. The person will no longer be able to say or do anything bad about Microsoft and at random intervals the person will shout pro-Microsoft comments without them even knowing about it. If the pilot scheme with these chips is successful, in future they may be advanced to head units containing every single fact about life. This will render exams useless and all people will have the same IQ of 250. Everybody will be able to do any task instantly and will not have to think about anything, the head unit will do it all for them.
Implementation of these schemes is expected to be finished within the next 2 years.
The Arm:
This idea was thought up after Bill Gate’s mother gave him a clip round the ear for looking at ‘naughty’ things on the Internet. Basically, all new monitors will be installed with a life size robotic arm sticking out of the top of them, if the person on the computer is doing something that they shouldn’t be doing then the arm will give them a clip round the ear, if the person carries on with their ‘bad’ activity then they will receive a gentle slap round the head. If all of this fails, then the arm is set to prevent the user from using the computer by punching them straight in the face.
Learning to use Windows:
When the child starts school they will be forced sit down in front of a computer for a minimum of two hours a day. In these two hours, the child will be forced to learn about every single Windows error message, when they occur and what they should do when they happen. It is hoped that by the time the child has finished university, they should have learned about all of the errors in Windows.
XBOX Domination:
Little do people know, but the XBOX is actually a highly complicated piece of spying machinery. Most people believe that it needs to be massive to hold all of the hardware to get games to work but the truth is actually that the game part of the ‘box’ only takes up the same amount of space as the green X on the top. Basically, whenever this piece of machinery is left alone, sensors detect the absence of human life and the ‘box’ is able to put the Pentium processor to its best use. The high levels of radiation produced by the chip enable the ‘box’ to hover through the air. Hidden cameras located all around the ‘box’ take pictures of your entire home and can send every piece of valuable information that it can find back to Microsoft HQ. Bill Gates hopes to use any information he can find as blackmail to make more people buy the XBOX and fuel his plan for global dominance.
Brain Chips:
Every baby will have a chip implanted in its brain; this chip will be able to override anything that the person wants to say or do. The person will no longer be able to say or do anything bad about Microsoft and at random intervals the person will shout pro-Microsoft comments without them even knowing about it. If the pilot scheme with these chips is successful, in future they may be advanced to head units containing every single fact about life. This will render exams useless and all people will have the same IQ of 250. Everybody will be able to do any task instantly and will not have to think about anything, the head unit will do it all for them.
Implementation of these schemes is expected to be finished within the next 2 years.