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Presented by Bill G.
*Cheesy Music*
"Hello and welcome to Wildlife on SR, Today we'll be studying the range of creatures that inhabit this strange world that goes by the name of "Special Reserve".
After looking at the many interesting orgasms, I mean Organisms on this planet, I feel that we just had to make a special episode from the usual boring old Wildlife on one series that no one actually watches - Oops Cut that please."
"First up, we have come across a large herd of the red colored JAT, these strange and ugly looking creatures seem to plague this planet in herds. These are the least intelligent life forms, whose main purpose is to eat various vegetation and urinate on each other for comfort, as we can see here."
*Camera points to JAT urinating on another*
"These JAT's have the ability to write topics on any matter, but spelling and grammar hasn’t quite evolved in their mysterious simple language, that goes something like this: -
helo, i am a JAT, i cum to dis planet az i luv 2 talk 2 other ppl that r larger than me. Actully i lik 2 talk quit a bit aboot anyting
This strange language took us a while to figure out, but soon these creatures will evolve into a more attractive and slightly more intelligent beast called a "Newbie" Why these animals are called these strange names I just don't know.
*Camera points to a lone Newbie*
These more attractive creatures have a distinct brown pattern that allows them to camouflage easily from other more dominate beasts. These creatures reproduce so fast that we cannot keep count, but these mammals do have a more reasonable purpose to live on this planet, they cause feuds between other creatures, which in turn creates more aggressive and dominant mammals to keep the newbie population to a more reasonable number.
Intelligence is ever so slightly growing in Newbies, these are just grunts who are learning the ways of how Special Reserve works.
This complex planet took even us humans a while to study its vast economics.
This evolution process is continuous; with the next stage from a Newbie is a "Regular"
Regulars a beautiful purple creatures that keep JAT and Newbie numbers under control. Their improved intelligence makes these creatures the more matured mammal, just like a nice bottle of wine...
As we can see here, a few regulars are unsurprisingly playing a game of pinball with a lone Newbie, this bullying is normal
*Camera points to Regulars beating the crap out of a distressed Newbie"
Although this looks disturbing, its what makes Newbies become a man and frankly a more attractive color. These Regulars write intelligent topics, which in turn others reply and discuss matters, which give all the creatures an essential skill called Charisma.
This is the end of the line for the JAT -> Newbie -> Regular; evolution process the next stage is by for more interesting...
All the regulars group together about 4 times a year and mate, causing one lucky Regular to become a Beautiful creature called a Notable.
We would of liked to show you this mating process, but BBC doesn’t allow us to show anything of sexual nature before 9pm, but it is one interesting sight to see.
Before we could film a Notable we have to wear these stylish black sunglasses as these creatures are so bright that one look at them could burn your retinas to nothing, unfortunately, Old Alfred over here forgot to wear his glasses
*Camera points to an old man, who accidentally walks into a tree*
Man that must of hurt, anyway back to the Notables, there is only a few of these beautiful creatures, but they are looked up to by other creatures, We followed a Notable who has a distinctive name tattooed on its bum "Goatboy" as far as I can read it, anyway as we followed was verbally abused by this creature, which we was very surprised at as these have been known to have a nice attitude
"F##k off you W##k, go away"
We were eventually forced to run after this Notable started to chase after the team with a knife.
Lastly we found a lovely creature, which seems to have no origin called "Staff" with a beautiful green colored fur coat. These creatures have the ability to eat Regulars, Newbs and JAT's as their main meal, this is known as "Banning", A Distinctive Staff called Mr.Snuggly came up and affection ally hugged the team, all at once, and boy is he all snuggly and warm!
*Camera points to fluffy Staff member hugging the wildlife team*
As we leave this strange world named Special Reserve I would like to give a final thought...."
TV Crew member:"Erm this is wildlife on SR, not bloody Jerry Springer mate"
Bill G:"Oops, sorry I haven’t had my coffee yet, memory’s going bad"
*Cheesy Music*
*Cheesy Music*
"Hello and welcome to Wildlife on SR, Today we'll be studying the range of creatures that inhabit this strange world that goes by the name of "Special Reserve".
After looking at the many interesting orgasms, I mean Organisms on this planet, I feel that we just had to make a special episode from the usual boring old Wildlife on one series that no one actually watches - Oops Cut that please."
"First up, we have come across a large herd of the red colored JAT, these strange and ugly looking creatures seem to plague this planet in herds. These are the least intelligent life forms, whose main purpose is to eat various vegetation and urinate on each other for comfort, as we can see here."
*Camera points to JAT urinating on another*
"These JAT's have the ability to write topics on any matter, but spelling and grammar hasn’t quite evolved in their mysterious simple language, that goes something like this: -
helo, i am a JAT, i cum to dis planet az i luv 2 talk 2 other ppl that r larger than me. Actully i lik 2 talk quit a bit aboot anyting
This strange language took us a while to figure out, but soon these creatures will evolve into a more attractive and slightly more intelligent beast called a "Newbie" Why these animals are called these strange names I just don't know.
*Camera points to a lone Newbie*
These more attractive creatures have a distinct brown pattern that allows them to camouflage easily from other more dominate beasts. These creatures reproduce so fast that we cannot keep count, but these mammals do have a more reasonable purpose to live on this planet, they cause feuds between other creatures, which in turn creates more aggressive and dominant mammals to keep the newbie population to a more reasonable number.
Intelligence is ever so slightly growing in Newbies, these are just grunts who are learning the ways of how Special Reserve works.
This complex planet took even us humans a while to study its vast economics.
This evolution process is continuous; with the next stage from a Newbie is a "Regular"
Regulars a beautiful purple creatures that keep JAT and Newbie numbers under control. Their improved intelligence makes these creatures the more matured mammal, just like a nice bottle of wine...
As we can see here, a few regulars are unsurprisingly playing a game of pinball with a lone Newbie, this bullying is normal
*Camera points to Regulars beating the crap out of a distressed Newbie"
Although this looks disturbing, its what makes Newbies become a man and frankly a more attractive color. These Regulars write intelligent topics, which in turn others reply and discuss matters, which give all the creatures an essential skill called Charisma.
This is the end of the line for the JAT -> Newbie -> Regular; evolution process the next stage is by for more interesting...
All the regulars group together about 4 times a year and mate, causing one lucky Regular to become a Beautiful creature called a Notable.
We would of liked to show you this mating process, but BBC doesn’t allow us to show anything of sexual nature before 9pm, but it is one interesting sight to see.
Before we could film a Notable we have to wear these stylish black sunglasses as these creatures are so bright that one look at them could burn your retinas to nothing, unfortunately, Old Alfred over here forgot to wear his glasses
*Camera points to an old man, who accidentally walks into a tree*
Man that must of hurt, anyway back to the Notables, there is only a few of these beautiful creatures, but they are looked up to by other creatures, We followed a Notable who has a distinctive name tattooed on its bum "Goatboy" as far as I can read it, anyway as we followed was verbally abused by this creature, which we was very surprised at as these have been known to have a nice attitude
"F##k off you W##k, go away"
We were eventually forced to run after this Notable started to chase after the team with a knife.
Lastly we found a lovely creature, which seems to have no origin called "Staff" with a beautiful green colored fur coat. These creatures have the ability to eat Regulars, Newbs and JAT's as their main meal, this is known as "Banning", A Distinctive Staff called Mr.Snuggly came up and affection ally hugged the team, all at once, and boy is he all snuggly and warm!
*Camera points to fluffy Staff member hugging the wildlife team*
As we leave this strange world named Special Reserve I would like to give a final thought...."
TV Crew member:"Erm this is wildlife on SR, not bloody Jerry Springer mate"
Bill G:"Oops, sorry I haven’t had my coffee yet, memory’s going bad"
*Cheesy Music*
XRAli wrote:
> LOL!
>
> *Waits for post to turn yellow*
You'll be waiting a long time mate, i did'nt win.
> LOL!
>
> *Waits for post to turn yellow*
You'll be waiting a long time mate, i did'nt win.
I forgot to mention, SR is a very *cold* Jungle, thats why JAT's have to comfort each other.
Nomad Soul wrote:
> It's a jungle out there on SR. JATs urinating on JATs - lol!
Like i say, they need to comfort each other :) Urine is warm i heard :)
> It's a jungle out there on SR. JATs urinating on JATs - lol!
Like i say, they need to comfort each other :) Urine is warm i heard :)
It's a jungle out there on SR. JATs urinating on JATs - lol!
lol, Thanks XRali (spelling?)
Cheers Garbe ;)
Very funny post Gamezfreak!
Presented by Bill G.
*Cheesy Music*
"Hello and welcome to Wildlife on SR, Today we'll be studying the range of creatures that inhabit this strange world that goes by the name of "Special Reserve".
After looking at the many interesting orgasms, I mean Organisms on this planet, I feel that we just had to make a special episode from the usual boring old Wildlife on one series that no one actually watches - Oops Cut that please."
"First up, we have come across a large herd of the red colored JAT, these strange and ugly looking creatures seem to plague this planet in herds. These are the least intelligent life forms, whose main purpose is to eat various vegetation and urinate on each other for comfort, as we can see here."
*Camera points to JAT urinating on another*
"These JAT's have the ability to write topics on any matter, but spelling and grammar hasn’t quite evolved in their mysterious simple language, that goes something like this: -
helo, i am a JAT, i cum to dis planet az i luv 2 talk 2 other ppl that r larger than me. Actully i lik 2 talk quit a bit aboot anyting
This strange language took us a while to figure out, but soon these creatures will evolve into a more attractive and slightly more intelligent beast called a "Newbie" Why these animals are called these strange names I just don't know.
*Camera points to a lone Newbie*
These more attractive creatures have a distinct brown pattern that allows them to camouflage easily from other more dominate beasts. These creatures reproduce so fast that we cannot keep count, but these mammals do have a more reasonable purpose to live on this planet, they cause feuds between other creatures, which in turn creates more aggressive and dominant mammals to keep the newbie population to a more reasonable number.
Intelligence is ever so slightly growing in Newbies, these are just grunts who are learning the ways of how Special Reserve works.
This complex planet took even us humans a while to study its vast economics.
This evolution process is continuous; with the next stage from a Newbie is a "Regular"
Regulars a beautiful purple creatures that keep JAT and Newbie numbers under control. Their improved intelligence makes these creatures the more matured mammal, just like a nice bottle of wine...
As we can see here, a few regulars are unsurprisingly playing a game of pinball with a lone Newbie, this bullying is normal
*Camera points to Regulars beating the crap out of a distressed Newbie"
Although this looks disturbing, its what makes Newbies become a man and frankly a more attractive color. These Regulars write intelligent topics, which in turn others reply and discuss matters, which give all the creatures an essential skill called Charisma.
This is the end of the line for the JAT -> Newbie -> Regular; evolution process the next stage is by for more interesting...
All the regulars group together about 4 times a year and mate, causing one lucky Regular to become a Beautiful creature called a Notable.
We would of liked to show you this mating process, but BBC doesn’t allow us to show anything of sexual nature before 9pm, but it is one interesting sight to see.
Before we could film a Notable we have to wear these stylish black sunglasses as these creatures are so bright that one look at them could burn your retinas to nothing, unfortunately, Old Alfred over here forgot to wear his glasses
*Camera points to an old man, who accidentally walks into a tree*
Man that must of hurt, anyway back to the Notables, there is only a few of these beautiful creatures, but they are looked up to by other creatures, We followed a Notable who has a distinctive name tattooed on its bum "Goatboy" as far as I can read it, anyway as we followed was verbally abused by this creature, which we was very surprised at as these have been known to have a nice attitude
"F##k off you W##k, go away"
We were eventually forced to run after this Notable started to chase after the team with a knife.
Lastly we found a lovely creature, which seems to have no origin called "Staff" with a beautiful green colored fur coat. These creatures have the ability to eat Regulars, Newbs and JAT's as their main meal, this is known as "Banning", A Distinctive Staff called Mr.Snuggly came up and affection ally hugged the team, all at once, and boy is he all snuggly and warm!
*Camera points to fluffy Staff member hugging the wildlife team*
As we leave this strange world named Special Reserve I would like to give a final thought...."
TV Crew member:"Erm this is wildlife on SR, not bloody Jerry Springer mate"
Bill G:"Oops, sorry I haven’t had my coffee yet, memory’s going bad"
*Cheesy Music*
*Cheesy Music*
"Hello and welcome to Wildlife on SR, Today we'll be studying the range of creatures that inhabit this strange world that goes by the name of "Special Reserve".
After looking at the many interesting orgasms, I mean Organisms on this planet, I feel that we just had to make a special episode from the usual boring old Wildlife on one series that no one actually watches - Oops Cut that please."
"First up, we have come across a large herd of the red colored JAT, these strange and ugly looking creatures seem to plague this planet in herds. These are the least intelligent life forms, whose main purpose is to eat various vegetation and urinate on each other for comfort, as we can see here."
*Camera points to JAT urinating on another*
"These JAT's have the ability to write topics on any matter, but spelling and grammar hasn’t quite evolved in their mysterious simple language, that goes something like this: -
helo, i am a JAT, i cum to dis planet az i luv 2 talk 2 other ppl that r larger than me. Actully i lik 2 talk quit a bit aboot anyting
This strange language took us a while to figure out, but soon these creatures will evolve into a more attractive and slightly more intelligent beast called a "Newbie" Why these animals are called these strange names I just don't know.
*Camera points to a lone Newbie*
These more attractive creatures have a distinct brown pattern that allows them to camouflage easily from other more dominate beasts. These creatures reproduce so fast that we cannot keep count, but these mammals do have a more reasonable purpose to live on this planet, they cause feuds between other creatures, which in turn creates more aggressive and dominant mammals to keep the newbie population to a more reasonable number.
Intelligence is ever so slightly growing in Newbies, these are just grunts who are learning the ways of how Special Reserve works.
This complex planet took even us humans a while to study its vast economics.
This evolution process is continuous; with the next stage from a Newbie is a "Regular"
Regulars a beautiful purple creatures that keep JAT and Newbie numbers under control. Their improved intelligence makes these creatures the more matured mammal, just like a nice bottle of wine...
As we can see here, a few regulars are unsurprisingly playing a game of pinball with a lone Newbie, this bullying is normal
*Camera points to Regulars beating the crap out of a distressed Newbie"
Although this looks disturbing, its what makes Newbies become a man and frankly a more attractive color. These Regulars write intelligent topics, which in turn others reply and discuss matters, which give all the creatures an essential skill called Charisma.
This is the end of the line for the JAT -> Newbie -> Regular; evolution process the next stage is by for more interesting...
All the regulars group together about 4 times a year and mate, causing one lucky Regular to become a Beautiful creature called a Notable.
We would of liked to show you this mating process, but BBC doesn’t allow us to show anything of sexual nature before 9pm, but it is one interesting sight to see.
Before we could film a Notable we have to wear these stylish black sunglasses as these creatures are so bright that one look at them could burn your retinas to nothing, unfortunately, Old Alfred over here forgot to wear his glasses
*Camera points to an old man, who accidentally walks into a tree*
Man that must of hurt, anyway back to the Notables, there is only a few of these beautiful creatures, but they are looked up to by other creatures, We followed a Notable who has a distinctive name tattooed on its bum "Goatboy" as far as I can read it, anyway as we followed was verbally abused by this creature, which we was very surprised at as these have been known to have a nice attitude
"F##k off you W##k, go away"
We were eventually forced to run after this Notable started to chase after the team with a knife.
Lastly we found a lovely creature, which seems to have no origin called "Staff" with a beautiful green colored fur coat. These creatures have the ability to eat Regulars, Newbs and JAT's as their main meal, this is known as "Banning", A Distinctive Staff called Mr.Snuggly came up and affection ally hugged the team, all at once, and boy is he all snuggly and warm!
*Camera points to fluffy Staff member hugging the wildlife team*
As we leave this strange world named Special Reserve I would like to give a final thought...."
TV Crew member:"Erm this is wildlife on SR, not bloody Jerry Springer mate"
Bill G:"Oops, sorry I haven’t had my coffee yet, memory’s going bad"
*Cheesy Music*