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You have seen a lot a films lately, yes? or no? Either one, the titles of the film might give the film a stupid theme behind it. Well, read on if you want to find out more stupid stuff. No, it can't be. Steven Spielberg is on something and he is being stupid!!
'Dude, where's My car?' This film only lasts a few seconds and it goes like this..
Actor- "Dude, Where's my Car?"
Actor 2-" Its in the garage, doofus"
Actor-"Oh yeah! Cheers, mate."
'Not Another Teen Movie'. Its true! Instead, they got the old folks doing it. The old folks do it right. Its the same story with old folk in it, patheticly.
'The X Files'. Uh oh, Mulder and Scully have found something terrible.
Mulder-"What does the X-Files mean"?
Scully-"No, it can't be! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh, it doesn't say a thing. It means sex"
Mulder-"Really? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
'The Mask'. Its one Mask to rule them all. The Mask will doom mankind and make you look like a doofus and a stupid idiot that might frighten Grampa Simpson on his seat. Do look in it, you might get some cheese that tastes like poo.
'Dr. Dolittle'. Its all in the name, he does too little. He trys to save the tiger thats committing suicide and he trys and trys. He does too little and the next thing you know, the tiger kills itself. A shame, eh? He gets banned from his job and gets revenge to kill all the animals in the world. A shame, eh?
'Space Jam'. Basketball? HAH! Heh heh heh, not really. The Looney Tune world drag Michael Jackson (not Michael Jordan) to save the Looney Tune world from stuffed animals. In order to do it, Michael must eat different kinds of jam against other stuffed animals. Anyway, they are stuffed animals and can't do anything. Stupid idiots.
'Mr.Bean'. Again, no, it ain't Rowan Atkinson. This time, its a tomato sauce covered living baked bean called Mr. Bean. He lives in Bean pod with his beanie bear, Bare. He goes off on a journey called Spazland where you can be a like a stupid idiot and act silly like him. He goes in and he finds himself starnded of Mr.Beans. He decides to enter a 'Kill Yourself Laughing With Joy' compo and enters the stage. Whats he gonna do? Be stupid. Simple.
'Mortal Kombat'. Prepare to fight folks! This time, Show Can of Coke, wants all the fighters like Amphibian, Jacks, Soneeya, Loo Kan of Juice, Shiva, the goddess of drink etc. To destroy each other for a can of Fanta. They will think of ways like Babebylities, Fizz-pop and more. The Mortal Kombat Groop join together to defeat Show Can of Coke to prove that they are worthy of the can of Fanta. Kahn they do it?
'Forrest Gump'. No, actually, Forrest Dump. A disabled little boy achieving many things that a handful of people can only do. Pathetic. His mother had taught him....
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You can't stop eating them cos' they are addictive"
No wonder, he could of been the next Fat B. Anyway, the great things he achieved was to eat pie, disco and breakdance with Prince Charles, to blow up his enemies and to save the world from catching cancer. Neat.
'Saturday Night Fever' Have you caught it yet? I don't think so anyway. The big dance night has finally came up in the mid 70's and John Triviaolta and his mates have joined up to the Fever. They have caught the Saturday Night Fever and will pass it on to many people in the club and make him the King of Fever. Heh heh! With special guest stars with Michael Jackson and Mics.
There you have it. It ain't funny, but its stupid! Please reply if you hated or enjoyed it.
UW.
'Dude, where's My car?' This film only lasts a few seconds and it goes like this..
Actor- "Dude, Where's my Car?"
Actor 2-" Its in the garage, doofus"
Actor-"Oh yeah! Cheers, mate."
'Not Another Teen Movie'. Its true! Instead, they got the old folks doing it. The old folks do it right. Its the same story with old folk in it, patheticly.
'The X Files'. Uh oh, Mulder and Scully have found something terrible.
Mulder-"What does the X-Files mean"?
Scully-"No, it can't be! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh, it doesn't say a thing. It means sex"
Mulder-"Really? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
'The Mask'. Its one Mask to rule them all. The Mask will doom mankind and make you look like a doofus and a stupid idiot that might frighten Grampa Simpson on his seat. Do look in it, you might get some cheese that tastes like poo.
'Dr. Dolittle'. Its all in the name, he does too little. He trys to save the tiger thats committing suicide and he trys and trys. He does too little and the next thing you know, the tiger kills itself. A shame, eh? He gets banned from his job and gets revenge to kill all the animals in the world. A shame, eh?
'Space Jam'. Basketball? HAH! Heh heh heh, not really. The Looney Tune world drag Michael Jackson (not Michael Jordan) to save the Looney Tune world from stuffed animals. In order to do it, Michael must eat different kinds of jam against other stuffed animals. Anyway, they are stuffed animals and can't do anything. Stupid idiots.
'Mr.Bean'. Again, no, it ain't Rowan Atkinson. This time, its a tomato sauce covered living baked bean called Mr. Bean. He lives in Bean pod with his beanie bear, Bare. He goes off on a journey called Spazland where you can be a like a stupid idiot and act silly like him. He goes in and he finds himself starnded of Mr.Beans. He decides to enter a 'Kill Yourself Laughing With Joy' compo and enters the stage. Whats he gonna do? Be stupid. Simple.
'Mortal Kombat'. Prepare to fight folks! This time, Show Can of Coke, wants all the fighters like Amphibian, Jacks, Soneeya, Loo Kan of Juice, Shiva, the goddess of drink etc. To destroy each other for a can of Fanta. They will think of ways like Babebylities, Fizz-pop and more. The Mortal Kombat Groop join together to defeat Show Can of Coke to prove that they are worthy of the can of Fanta. Kahn they do it?
'Forrest Gump'. No, actually, Forrest Dump. A disabled little boy achieving many things that a handful of people can only do. Pathetic. His mother had taught him....
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You can't stop eating them cos' they are addictive"
No wonder, he could of been the next Fat B. Anyway, the great things he achieved was to eat pie, disco and breakdance with Prince Charles, to blow up his enemies and to save the world from catching cancer. Neat.
'Saturday Night Fever' Have you caught it yet? I don't think so anyway. The big dance night has finally came up in the mid 70's and John Triviaolta and his mates have joined up to the Fever. They have caught the Saturday Night Fever and will pass it on to many people in the club and make him the King of Fever. Heh heh! With special guest stars with Michael Jackson and Mics.
There you have it. It ain't funny, but its stupid! Please reply if you hated or enjoyed it.
UW.
Hehe.
Nice post.
You obviously love Hollywood. Why don't you visit? You could teach them a thing or fifty.
;-)
Nice post.
You obviously love Hollywood. Why don't you visit? You could teach them a thing or fifty.
;-)
You have seen a lot a films lately, yes? or no? Either one, the titles of the film might give the film a stupid theme behind it. Well, read on if you want to find out more stupid stuff. No, it can't be. Steven Spielberg is on something and he is being stupid!!
'Dude, where's My car?' This film only lasts a few seconds and it goes like this..
Actor- "Dude, Where's my Car?"
Actor 2-" Its in the garage, doofus"
Actor-"Oh yeah! Cheers, mate."
'Not Another Teen Movie'. Its true! Instead, they got the old folks doing it. The old folks do it right. Its the same story with old folk in it, patheticly.
'The X Files'. Uh oh, Mulder and Scully have found something terrible.
Mulder-"What does the X-Files mean"?
Scully-"No, it can't be! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh, it doesn't say a thing. It means sex"
Mulder-"Really? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
'The Mask'. Its one Mask to rule them all. The Mask will doom mankind and make you look like a doofus and a stupid idiot that might frighten Grampa Simpson on his seat. Do look in it, you might get some cheese that tastes like poo.
'Dr. Dolittle'. Its all in the name, he does too little. He trys to save the tiger thats committing suicide and he trys and trys. He does too little and the next thing you know, the tiger kills itself. A shame, eh? He gets banned from his job and gets revenge to kill all the animals in the world. A shame, eh?
'Space Jam'. Basketball? HAH! Heh heh heh, not really. The Looney Tune world drag Michael Jackson (not Michael Jordan) to save the Looney Tune world from stuffed animals. In order to do it, Michael must eat different kinds of jam against other stuffed animals. Anyway, they are stuffed animals and can't do anything. Stupid idiots.
'Mr.Bean'. Again, no, it ain't Rowan Atkinson. This time, its a tomato sauce covered living baked bean called Mr. Bean. He lives in Bean pod with his beanie bear, Bare. He goes off on a journey called Spazland where you can be a like a stupid idiot and act silly like him. He goes in and he finds himself starnded of Mr.Beans. He decides to enter a 'Kill Yourself Laughing With Joy' compo and enters the stage. Whats he gonna do? Be stupid. Simple.
'Mortal Kombat'. Prepare to fight folks! This time, Show Can of Coke, wants all the fighters like Amphibian, Jacks, Soneeya, Loo Kan of Juice, Shiva, the goddess of drink etc. To destroy each other for a can of Fanta. They will think of ways like Babebylities, Fizz-pop and more. The Mortal Kombat Groop join together to defeat Show Can of Coke to prove that they are worthy of the can of Fanta. Kahn they do it?
'Forrest Gump'. No, actually, Forrest Dump. A disabled little boy achieving many things that a handful of people can only do. Pathetic. His mother had taught him....
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You can't stop eating them cos' they are addictive"
No wonder, he could of been the next Fat B. Anyway, the great things he achieved was to eat pie, disco and breakdance with Prince Charles, to blow up his enemies and to save the world from catching cancer. Neat.
'Saturday Night Fever' Have you caught it yet? I don't think so anyway. The big dance night has finally came up in the mid 70's and John Triviaolta and his mates have joined up to the Fever. They have caught the Saturday Night Fever and will pass it on to many people in the club and make him the King of Fever. Heh heh! With special guest stars with Michael Jackson and Mics.
There you have it. It ain't funny, but its stupid! Please reply if you hated or enjoyed it.
UW.
'Dude, where's My car?' This film only lasts a few seconds and it goes like this..
Actor- "Dude, Where's my Car?"
Actor 2-" Its in the garage, doofus"
Actor-"Oh yeah! Cheers, mate."
'Not Another Teen Movie'. Its true! Instead, they got the old folks doing it. The old folks do it right. Its the same story with old folk in it, patheticly.
'The X Files'. Uh oh, Mulder and Scully have found something terrible.
Mulder-"What does the X-Files mean"?
Scully-"No, it can't be! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh, it doesn't say a thing. It means sex"
Mulder-"Really? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
'The Mask'. Its one Mask to rule them all. The Mask will doom mankind and make you look like a doofus and a stupid idiot that might frighten Grampa Simpson on his seat. Do look in it, you might get some cheese that tastes like poo.
'Dr. Dolittle'. Its all in the name, he does too little. He trys to save the tiger thats committing suicide and he trys and trys. He does too little and the next thing you know, the tiger kills itself. A shame, eh? He gets banned from his job and gets revenge to kill all the animals in the world. A shame, eh?
'Space Jam'. Basketball? HAH! Heh heh heh, not really. The Looney Tune world drag Michael Jackson (not Michael Jordan) to save the Looney Tune world from stuffed animals. In order to do it, Michael must eat different kinds of jam against other stuffed animals. Anyway, they are stuffed animals and can't do anything. Stupid idiots.
'Mr.Bean'. Again, no, it ain't Rowan Atkinson. This time, its a tomato sauce covered living baked bean called Mr. Bean. He lives in Bean pod with his beanie bear, Bare. He goes off on a journey called Spazland where you can be a like a stupid idiot and act silly like him. He goes in and he finds himself starnded of Mr.Beans. He decides to enter a 'Kill Yourself Laughing With Joy' compo and enters the stage. Whats he gonna do? Be stupid. Simple.
'Mortal Kombat'. Prepare to fight folks! This time, Show Can of Coke, wants all the fighters like Amphibian, Jacks, Soneeya, Loo Kan of Juice, Shiva, the goddess of drink etc. To destroy each other for a can of Fanta. They will think of ways like Babebylities, Fizz-pop and more. The Mortal Kombat Groop join together to defeat Show Can of Coke to prove that they are worthy of the can of Fanta. Kahn they do it?
'Forrest Gump'. No, actually, Forrest Dump. A disabled little boy achieving many things that a handful of people can only do. Pathetic. His mother had taught him....
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You can't stop eating them cos' they are addictive"
No wonder, he could of been the next Fat B. Anyway, the great things he achieved was to eat pie, disco and breakdance with Prince Charles, to blow up his enemies and to save the world from catching cancer. Neat.
'Saturday Night Fever' Have you caught it yet? I don't think so anyway. The big dance night has finally came up in the mid 70's and John Triviaolta and his mates have joined up to the Fever. They have caught the Saturday Night Fever and will pass it on to many people in the club and make him the King of Fever. Heh heh! With special guest stars with Michael Jackson and Mics.
There you have it. It ain't funny, but its stupid! Please reply if you hated or enjoyed it.
UW.