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"Goddam Post Office!!!"

So I renew my Special Reserve membership for a year. Cool, I get a free gift too - I choose the steering wheel. On the way to the online checkout I spy "The Office" series one DVD, so I order that too and forget about it. A week later (today) I have the day off work to flat-hunt. My Mum is home too - she's just had an operation on her foot. I'm in my room, which overlooks my front door and out the corner of my eye I spy a little pony-tailed dude in a Royal Mail outfit scarper round the corner. "They haven't!?", I think to myself, but lo and behold they have - even though there were two people in the house, the bloke still put a "We called but you weren't in" leaflet through the door! Damn spastics. Do your job properly!

post-man?
What's this?

There was me thinking you were going to say they had started employing farmyard animals to deliver the post now.

Better than my postman who just left my game outside the door, even when I was in. He made no attempt to ring the bell, knock on the door, or anything. Just left a £40 package outside the door, for anyone to pick up and run off with.

He didn't even open the porch door and put it in there. Fool. I was lucky my mum spotted it as she came back from work.

So I renew my Special Reserve membership for a year. Cool, I get a free gift too - I choose the steering wheel. On the way to the online checkout I spy "The Office" series one DVD, so I order that too and forget about it. A week later (today) I have the day off work to flat-hunt. My Mum is home too - she's just had an operation on her foot. I'm in my room, which overlooks my front door and out the corner of my eye I spy a little pony-tailed dude in a Royal Mail outfit scarper round the corner. "They haven't!?", I think to myself, but lo and behold they have - even though there were two people in the house, the bloke still put a "We called but you weren't in" leaflet through the door! Damn spastics. Do your job properly!