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"Never say this to an American"

never ask an american if you can bum a fag as they will think you want to bum-rape a gay person..

splint59 wrote:
> now that is gay.

......tell me why its gay.

now that is gay.

I knew what fag meant if you said to an American. Did you recently find it out or somethin'?

TheMeistro wrote:
> I would never say that anyway - even in the UK it sounds pretty dodgy.
>
> "I want to bum a fag". I mean christ, I don't think anyone
> of ANY nationality would say that.

Hey can I bum a fag?

Kid who hangs around street corners, wearing sports pants, or in the case of older radgies, checked shirts with a jumper over it (usually stripey, ala Dennis The Menace) rockport shoes, baseball caps etc etc

They smoke, drink and start fights, all on street corners and outside shops. And you can barely understand them

What the hell is a radgie?

Is that like a NED?

orange coloured windows.

you should never say that to an american.......as all the words have 6 or more letters!

*high pitched, radgie voice*

Here, ye, ya got a tab?

"No"

Aye yu have

"I don't smoke"

Aye ye de, ah seen yu the other day

"I've never seen you before in my life. And I don't smoke"

Aye ye do

"Just because you say that, doesn't mean it's true"

Give us a tab!

"We've been here before..."


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I hate radgies

MoJoJoJo wrote:
Though we don't say "bum" here, we say "scrounge"

I think given the examples here, we should probably lay off the colloquialisms altogether - how about:
"could I scrounge a cig?"

or even better
"I don't have any cigarettes, I don't suppose I could ask for one of yours, please?"

or for everyday use:
"Could I have a cigarette, please?"
and if the requestee is particularly pleasent:
"Thank you very much - I'll try to return the favour sometime soon."

There ya go. All you need to know about bumming fags, right there.

im off..in case anyone one wants to Im me if they have it..my s/n is MiZzUnDaStOoD717..