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Yes thats right in a recent interview Mr Microsoft himself Bill Gates a rather weird piece of information was leaked that has sent the world into shock and disbelief.
Mr Gates claimed "We invented X it is ours and soon no one will use it apart from us."
The interviewer laughed it off but we can reveal exclusively that it is true and with the backing of Bill's Billions his legal team are taking the case to the court.
I tracked down various people who were just dying to get their view accross.
Big Bird from Sesame Street has stated that from now on he fears that he may never have to mutter the words "Todays show was brought to you by the letter X" He even shed a tear until Snuffy (the big hairy elephant thingy with the name nobody can spell) cheered him up by sitting on Elmo.
Collins makers of the dictionary fear that they may be forced to remove every word that contains the letter 'X' in it if Microsoft succeed. A job that not even the most boring people who make dictionaries will like.
Ron Jeremy feared the Letter X which made him famous in his special brand of films may mean we see YYY to warn young kids that these are not films for them. This is also the same case for many alcoholics that fear that their famous Four X lager may be stolen from this and a poorly named alternative introduced. "Australians wouldn't give a ZZZZ for anything else" just ain't the same.
I also managed to talk to Microsofts Steve Ballmer but he only shouted the Developers as he jumped around like a monkey and sweating heavily.
It is this latest piece of news from Microsoft that makes us think that their ideas of world domination aren't too far away. How long before it becomes a religion? Well acording to Bill the first steps are already set up and Microsoft Appreciation Society for Geeks will be available to join at the end of the year.
Having spoke to Mr T about this he said "I pitty the fool who lies to me, this ain't true sukka" So I apologised for wasting his time before treating him to a beer as we watched re-runs of the A-Team.
Mr Gates claimed "We invented X it is ours and soon no one will use it apart from us."
The interviewer laughed it off but we can reveal exclusively that it is true and with the backing of Bill's Billions his legal team are taking the case to the court.
I tracked down various people who were just dying to get their view accross.
Big Bird from Sesame Street has stated that from now on he fears that he may never have to mutter the words "Todays show was brought to you by the letter X" He even shed a tear until Snuffy (the big hairy elephant thingy with the name nobody can spell) cheered him up by sitting on Elmo.
Collins makers of the dictionary fear that they may be forced to remove every word that contains the letter 'X' in it if Microsoft succeed. A job that not even the most boring people who make dictionaries will like.
Ron Jeremy feared the Letter X which made him famous in his special brand of films may mean we see YYY to warn young kids that these are not films for them. This is also the same case for many alcoholics that fear that their famous Four X lager may be stolen from this and a poorly named alternative introduced. "Australians wouldn't give a ZZZZ for anything else" just ain't the same.
I also managed to talk to Microsofts Steve Ballmer but he only shouted the Developers as he jumped around like a monkey and sweating heavily.
It is this latest piece of news from Microsoft that makes us think that their ideas of world domination aren't too far away. How long before it becomes a religion? Well acording to Bill the first steps are already set up and Microsoft Appreciation Society for Geeks will be available to join at the end of the year.
Having spoke to Mr T about this he said "I pitty the fool who lies to me, this ain't true sukka" So I apologised for wasting his time before treating him to a beer as we watched re-runs of the A-Team.
Collins makers of the dictionary fear that they may be forced to remove every word that contains the letter 'X' in it if Microsoft succeed. A job that not even the most boring people who make dictionaries will like.
Well, turns out Collins will be permitted to use the letter X, but only if they pay a fee for everytime it appears! Say £5 each print.
Well, turns out Collins will be permitted to use the letter X, but only if they pay a fee for everytime it appears! Say £5 each print.
Nice one! :D
Now all we need is someone to try and use the letter X in their own ways in order to spark of Bill Gates and his "mine, mine, mine!!" rage. :)
Now all we need is someone to try and use the letter X in their own ways in order to spark of Bill Gates and his "mine, mine, mine!!" rage. :)
Good :)
Wouldn't be surprised
Wouldn't be surprised
Yes thats right in a recent interview Mr Microsoft himself Bill Gates a rather weird piece of information was leaked that has sent the world into shock and disbelief.
Mr Gates claimed "We invented X it is ours and soon no one will use it apart from us."
The interviewer laughed it off but we can reveal exclusively that it is true and with the backing of Bill's Billions his legal team are taking the case to the court.
I tracked down various people who were just dying to get their view accross.
Big Bird from Sesame Street has stated that from now on he fears that he may never have to mutter the words "Todays show was brought to you by the letter X" He even shed a tear until Snuffy (the big hairy elephant thingy with the name nobody can spell) cheered him up by sitting on Elmo.
Collins makers of the dictionary fear that they may be forced to remove every word that contains the letter 'X' in it if Microsoft succeed. A job that not even the most boring people who make dictionaries will like.
Ron Jeremy feared the Letter X which made him famous in his special brand of films may mean we see YYY to warn young kids that these are not films for them. This is also the same case for many alcoholics that fear that their famous Four X lager may be stolen from this and a poorly named alternative introduced. "Australians wouldn't give a ZZZZ for anything else" just ain't the same.
I also managed to talk to Microsofts Steve Ballmer but he only shouted the Developers as he jumped around like a monkey and sweating heavily.
It is this latest piece of news from Microsoft that makes us think that their ideas of world domination aren't too far away. How long before it becomes a religion? Well acording to Bill the first steps are already set up and Microsoft Appreciation Society for Geeks will be available to join at the end of the year.
Having spoke to Mr T about this he said "I pitty the fool who lies to me, this ain't true sukka" So I apologised for wasting his time before treating him to a beer as we watched re-runs of the A-Team.
Mr Gates claimed "We invented X it is ours and soon no one will use it apart from us."
The interviewer laughed it off but we can reveal exclusively that it is true and with the backing of Bill's Billions his legal team are taking the case to the court.
I tracked down various people who were just dying to get their view accross.
Big Bird from Sesame Street has stated that from now on he fears that he may never have to mutter the words "Todays show was brought to you by the letter X" He even shed a tear until Snuffy (the big hairy elephant thingy with the name nobody can spell) cheered him up by sitting on Elmo.
Collins makers of the dictionary fear that they may be forced to remove every word that contains the letter 'X' in it if Microsoft succeed. A job that not even the most boring people who make dictionaries will like.
Ron Jeremy feared the Letter X which made him famous in his special brand of films may mean we see YYY to warn young kids that these are not films for them. This is also the same case for many alcoholics that fear that their famous Four X lager may be stolen from this and a poorly named alternative introduced. "Australians wouldn't give a ZZZZ for anything else" just ain't the same.
I also managed to talk to Microsofts Steve Ballmer but he only shouted the Developers as he jumped around like a monkey and sweating heavily.
It is this latest piece of news from Microsoft that makes us think that their ideas of world domination aren't too far away. How long before it becomes a religion? Well acording to Bill the first steps are already set up and Microsoft Appreciation Society for Geeks will be available to join at the end of the year.
Having spoke to Mr T about this he said "I pitty the fool who lies to me, this ain't true sukka" So I apologised for wasting his time before treating him to a beer as we watched re-runs of the A-Team.