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"If you could be a superhero animal..."

..what sort of animal would you be, what would your powers be and what would you be called?

I'd be Arnold Tortoineger, Uzi wielding turtle. With a Jetpack.

I'd be evil mastermind Bob the Goldfish, from Earthworm Jim.

I would be "spyhard chameleon" The super stealthy saviour of the millenium. Stopping terrorists with a few well placed sharpened claw strikes and killing a room full of people quicker than Jack Bauer on amphetamines.

Totoro wrote:
> I'd be “Fred the Flying Squirrel of Justice”.
> By day I rest inside my tree HQ, but when night comes, I fly out on
> the mean streets, protecting the poor, the weak & the helpless.
> Armed with only a small nut filled pouch and perhaps some kind of
> fire-breath attack that can barbeque an evil criminal from 50 feet
> away, I fly everywhere my little wings can carry me and wherever there
> is evil afoot, “Fred the Flying Squirrel of Justice” will be there
> (until I get eaten by my giant Barn Owl nemesis).
> I also wear a ski mask to hide my identity and the requisite pair of
> super hero pants and cape combo.

Sounds a bit like Secret Squirrel the mostly awful cartoon hero.

I would be a cheeky skunk and kill my enemies with my super smelly machine ...


... my backside.


:)

I'd be “Fred the Flying Squirrel of Justice”.
By day I rest inside my tree HQ, but when night comes, I fly out on the mean streets, protecting the poor, the weak & the helpless.
Armed with only a small nut filled pouch and perhaps some kind of fire-breath attack that can barbeque an evil criminal from 50 feet away, I fly everywhere my little wings can carry me and wherever there is evil afoot, “Fred the Flying Squirrel of Justice” will be there (until I get eaten by my giant Barn Owl nemesis).
I also wear a ski mask to hide my identity and the requisite pair of super hero pants and cape combo.

I dunno, I'd probably be half man, half kangaroo. I could jump really high and not need to wear trousers with pockets because I'd have a big pouch.

Plus - you wouldn't want to be half a goat. Just look at what happened with Goatboy! Lol (joke).

Some nice ideas.. and Drunk Cow's :-S

I'd be a monkey with a giant brain. But I wouldn't be a super hero, I'd be a super villain!

Bwahahahahaha!

Drunk Cow wrote:
> make the voices stop wrote:
> id be a monkey with telekinesis in that prince suit with the butt
> cheeks cut out and i'd have a mohawk and it would be dyed pinka nd i
> would prance about and if someone bothers me i'd conjure a bat up
> with
> my telekinesis without me moving and if its a boy..samsh them in the
> nuts : )
>
>
> i would be a skunk that eats his own poo then throws it up on the
> nearest animal he sees
>
> where did that come from??? :\

HAHAHAHAH JOsie u crack me up