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Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before retirement.
The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
The ventilation system of any building is a perfect place to hide. No one will ever think of looking for you there and you can travel to every other part of the building without difficulty.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be neccesary to speak the language. A German accent will be enough.
A man will show no pain whilst taking ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering one at night, you should open the fridge door and use that instead.
If you find yourslef in a misuderstanding that could be cleared up with a simple explanation, for goodness' sake keep your mouth shut.
All bombs are fitted with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
Creepy music coming from a cemetary should always be investigated more closely.
When being fired at by germans, hide in a river - or even a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.
When they are all alone, all foreigners speak english to each other.
Action heroes never face charges of manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying waste to entire cities by their actions.
An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will have no lasting effect on an Eight year old child.
The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
The ventilation system of any building is a perfect place to hide. No one will ever think of looking for you there and you can travel to every other part of the building without difficulty.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be neccesary to speak the language. A German accent will be enough.
A man will show no pain whilst taking ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering one at night, you should open the fridge door and use that instead.
If you find yourslef in a misuderstanding that could be cleared up with a simple explanation, for goodness' sake keep your mouth shut.
All bombs are fitted with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
Creepy music coming from a cemetary should always be investigated more closely.
When being fired at by germans, hide in a river - or even a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.
When they are all alone, all foreigners speak english to each other.
Action heroes never face charges of manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying waste to entire cities by their actions.
An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will have no lasting effect on an Eight year old child.
These were the best.
Yeah, I've seen them before. There was a lot more, like how the police chief is always some big black guy, and he either suspends his best cops or gives them 48 hours to solve the crime
<- Pappa Lazarou -> wrote:
> asher_d, my hat goes off to you, a brilliant topic.
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Thanks.
> asher_d, my hat goes off to you, a brilliant topic.
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Thanks.
asher_d, my hat goes off to you, a brilliant topic.
Some more :
It is possible to fire a minigun at a room full of enemies, and not hit your friend tied to a chair in the middle
All vehicles, no matter what size or shape, blow up when they turn over
One punch is always enough to knock out a henchman
After turning out all the lights in your bedroom, it is still possible to see perfectly well
Some more :
It is possible to fire a minigun at a room full of enemies, and not hit your friend tied to a chair in the middle
All vehicles, no matter what size or shape, blow up when they turn over
One punch is always enough to knock out a henchman
After turning out all the lights in your bedroom, it is still possible to see perfectly well
Stormtroupers are a better shot than sandpeople
Rogue Snuggly?
Dead Wonder wrote:
> :D
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> LOL, I like the fridge/kitchen one...:-)
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> Brilliant stuff Snugglý, sorry, Asher!
yep good post but he is not the true rogue snuggly
> :D
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> LOL, I like the fridge/kitchen one...:-)
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> Brilliant stuff Snugglý, sorry, Asher!
yep good post but he is not the true rogue snuggly
:D
LOL, I like the fridge/kitchen one...:-)
Brilliant stuff Snugglý, sorry, Asher!
LOL, I like the fridge/kitchen one...:-)
Brilliant stuff Snugglý, sorry, Asher!
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before retirement.
The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
The ventilation system of any building is a perfect place to hide. No one will ever think of looking for you there and you can travel to every other part of the building without difficulty.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be neccesary to speak the language. A German accent will be enough.
A man will show no pain whilst taking ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering one at night, you should open the fridge door and use that instead.
If you find yourslef in a misuderstanding that could be cleared up with a simple explanation, for goodness' sake keep your mouth shut.
All bombs are fitted with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
Creepy music coming from a cemetary should always be investigated more closely.
When being fired at by germans, hide in a river - or even a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.
When they are all alone, all foreigners speak english to each other.
Action heroes never face charges of manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying waste to entire cities by their actions.
An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will have no lasting effect on an Eight year old child.
The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
The ventilation system of any building is a perfect place to hide. No one will ever think of looking for you there and you can travel to every other part of the building without difficulty.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be neccesary to speak the language. A German accent will be enough.
A man will show no pain whilst taking ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering one at night, you should open the fridge door and use that instead.
If you find yourslef in a misuderstanding that could be cleared up with a simple explanation, for goodness' sake keep your mouth shut.
All bombs are fitted with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
Creepy music coming from a cemetary should always be investigated more closely.
When being fired at by germans, hide in a river - or even a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.
When they are all alone, all foreigners speak english to each other.
Action heroes never face charges of manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying waste to entire cities by their actions.
An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will have no lasting effect on an Eight year old child.