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“98!” cried Edgy as his axe sank into another G-player.
“96.” smiled Dringo who had just stolen another futuristic gun and fire again.
“Make that 111,” Said Dringo who now drew his sword from his back, slicing the G-players who were now swarming around him.
Tony climbed up the wreckage of one of the drone guns and shielded his eyes from the sun, he could see that the forces were falling away fast but there were still thousands upon thousands. Cookie Monster inflamed with rage after KR fell besides him charged forwards hitting and kicking as many as he could, but to no avail. He pulled out his knife and plunged it into the eye of one of the G-players, spun around and shot another only to be picked up by a third who placed its hands round his neck and began to strangle him. Edgy swung with his axe; Dringo ducked and gave Edgy an evil stare. Edgy smiled in apology but he had just overtaken Dringo’s tally of 198. Edgy glanced to the side to see Cookie Monster kicking in thin air, Edgy pulled a knife from his boot and threw it into the back of the G-player that held him. Cookie Monster was now met by Sibs who rode his horse into battle, sword in hand he chopped the heads of these almost robotic people. If you could call them people. Ortega yelled out as a G-player fired at Sibs whilst diving in front of him. He took the full force of the blast and fell to the floor, dead. Sibs and Cookie Monster immediately pulls out swords and charged, desperate to avenge Ortega. The G-players were now all in range and began to fire.
“Lets see if Old Semajal’s secret weapons still work.” Said Dringo pressing a button on a remote whilst Edgy made some G-player a few feet shorter. Suddenly there was an electric hum and a large blue energy shield swept up and over the entire SR army, deflecting all the shots from the G-players. Tony and co. looked up in delight at the new shielding as the G-players looked on but didn’t halt in their progression. RM18 and Strafex leapt out through the shield and ran from a hail of bolts to fight next to Sibs who now had Afro Joe supporting him. Afro Joe was using a pickaxe and was giving any nearby G-players a headache, a terminal headache. Just then the Notables sprang to life like a waiting spider lunging on its prey.
As Dringo and Edgy fell back the notables swept up by them. SHEEPY smashed into battle with his multi-round pistol bringing down G-players all around him at frightening speeds. Er-no lashed forward, machine gun mowing down oncoming troops in one hand, in the other a pistol pointing to various heads of swarming G-players and a sword in his mouth just in case someone came too close. Sniper stood besides a tree with a Sniper rifle shooting down slowly but if anyone got too close to the Newbies and regulars he stopped them. RastaBillySkank went ballistic; instead of shooting with his guns he was just madly swinging them into G-players faces. FantasyMeister was using his rocket launcher to shoot any G-players that tried to kill the Notables. Wookiee Monster turned into the monster he is famed for being and ripped G-players limb from limb. pb gave his traditional Harry Potter stare before swiftly blasting away with his shotgun knocking heads off oncoming troops. Ant swarmed his small troops over some G-players but to no avail, suddenly a blast from a G-players weapon headed towards him but Pro-Evo leaped and knocked Ant aside. The blast hit the side of a since deserted house on the outskirts of town, which fell to pieces. Sonic Rav raised his Uzi and fired it into the G-player who was trying to hit pb whilst Goatboy went mad believing the G-players to be elves and literally ran into the thick of things biting their heads off. Grix Thraves and Meka_Dragon went to the derelict building left surprisingly unscathed at the edge of the battlefield and opened the door. A few newbies who were near cowered as they felt the evil presences inside. They ran away as Shaneo mark 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 (up to 4096) were released and headed straight into the heart of the G-players. In just under and hour the entire army was gone with limited casualties to SR.
Tony was delighted, cheers rang out from SR, not only had they defeated the army but they only used the Notables, a small band of Regulars and the Notable Hunters. Tony dashed forward.
“Thank you Dringo, we couldn’t have done it without you” he said bowing before him.
“AHEM” said Edgy “I beat his total by 1” he informed, and Tony laughed hugging Edgy which made the hunter regret saying anything at all. Celebrations carried on throughout the day whilst many mourned the loss of the heroes that fell in battle. Edgy and Dringo did not disappear into hiding but nevertheless kept away from the public. Songs rang out around SR, many telling the tales of the Notable Hunters and their impressive stance, the other of the notables, and one about honorable Ortega and KR. Dringo looked into the dark sky as Edgy approached:
“Too soon to celebrate.” said Edgy who knew what was on Dringo’s mind.
“Yep, that was a measly 10,000, the majority of the army is still being prepared.” muttered Dringo still staring into the sky.
“Shall we find Tony?” asked Edgy.
“No, I’ll find Tony and Ali you find the Notables, meet at SR towers.” Said Dringo now looking at Edgy who nodded and started his search.
It wasn’t hard finding the Notables and even easier to find Tony and Ali who were already sipping wine in SR towers.
“Now that you’re all here I need to declare that myself and Edgy are leaving for G-play.” Said Dringo
The Notables sat up in eager knowledge as to why; it was pb that asked the question.
“It is because the real army is still in G-play, this one was relatively small, me and Dringo must stop the army whilst in preparations!” declared Edgy.
Tony nodded before pouring another drink.
“We will not let you go alone.” Said Sonic Rav shocked at the announcement. And sure enough all the Notables stood up and promised to go with Dringo to stop G-play for good. Tony finished his wine and looked at them:
“Yes, yes you all must go, all 16 of you, you will be the fellowship of the GAD and will leave tonight when the celebrations have ended.” Ali then stood up and told them all to be here at 1 AM and everyone left to gain as much sleep as possible.
They all returned on time, Edgy with his trusted axe and Dringo with his duel pistols, he required nothing else from Tony and Ali as Brad gave various weaponry of different shapes and sizes to the notables. Pb possessed a magic wand, which fired small Armour penetrating bullets. FantasyMeister was given a mighty sword used by the legendary fighter Gornid in the first G-play war. Grix Thraves was given a machine gun with a ton of ammo. Meka_Dragon had a collection of grenades strapped to him with a pistol. Sniper had a pistol and of course his trusted Sniper Rifle. Ant was given a packet of sugar and a rifle with a bayonet. er-no had a knife, a pistol and an Uzi and was looking forward to his quest. Sheepy was given a rocket launcher that he strapped to his back. Wookiee Monster didn’t bring any weapon other than his own ability to morph into a more terrifying version of himself. Goatboy held the plastique explosives but also had a magnum. RastaBillySkank had a .50 cal rifle on a tripod with wheels whilst Your Honour grabbed a chainsaw. Pro Evo brought an explosive football and a pistol whilst SonicRav had a shotgun. Dringo looked to Ali:
“What is the safest route?” He asked as the Notables finished tinkering with their weaponry.
“You must travel through the underground passages, through the famous caves of old.” Informed Ali to a shocked audience; shocked that is apart from Dringo and Edgy.
“We cannot go down there, it is not safe, horrible stories are told about that place, people who go down there never come out!” exclaimed Sheepy who was brought up with the tales of monsters and overgrown creatures.
“We must go that way, it is the only safe route, we will be spotted and killed along the main road, and the desert offers no places to hide” Said Edgy polishing his axe.
“It leads straight into the heart of G-play, you will find a large tower there similar to SR Towers but with many sides, that is where you must go,” Explained Tony “be careful, destroy the main building, that is where the army will be staying.”
And with that the Notables left, stacked up on supplies and almost as if they knew the way Dringo and Edgy took them to the tunnel entrance. It was bordered up and sunk into the side of a hill. On the boards is a notice, which reads “no entry.” Edgy said “phfffft” and smashed the wood that was nailed around the entrance slicing the sign into pieces. They peered down into the endless darkness. “Well this is it,” said Dringo turning on the torch. As edgy took his axe and hacked at the rock round the entrance, a large amount fell down and the only light emitted from Dringo’s torch as they descended into the damp darkness.
Next: A Notable Hunter Story: The Two Powers
Other than the name (the first story was called the firstbit- hobit) it has no relevance to LOTR whatsoever... Harry Potter look is the look pb possesses.
But I got to kick some butt, which was good :D
Having a horse rules!
EDDIE GUERRERO!
It was too long for me, but it seemd good.
“98!” cried Edgy as his axe sank into another G-player.
“96.” smiled Dringo who had just stolen another futuristic gun and fire again.
“Make that 111,” Said Dringo who now drew his sword from his back, slicing the G-players who were now swarming around him.
Tony climbed up the wreckage of one of the drone guns and shielded his eyes from the sun, he could see that the forces were falling away fast but there were still thousands upon thousands. Cookie Monster inflamed with rage after KR fell besides him charged forwards hitting and kicking as many as he could, but to no avail. He pulled out his knife and plunged it into the eye of one of the G-players, spun around and shot another only to be picked up by a third who placed its hands round his neck and began to strangle him. Edgy swung with his axe; Dringo ducked and gave Edgy an evil stare. Edgy smiled in apology but he had just overtaken Dringo’s tally of 198. Edgy glanced to the side to see Cookie Monster kicking in thin air, Edgy pulled a knife from his boot and threw it into the back of the G-player that held him. Cookie Monster was now met by Sibs who rode his horse into battle, sword in hand he chopped the heads of these almost robotic people. If you could call them people. Ortega yelled out as a G-player fired at Sibs whilst diving in front of him. He took the full force of the blast and fell to the floor, dead. Sibs and Cookie Monster immediately pulls out swords and charged, desperate to avenge Ortega. The G-players were now all in range and began to fire.
“Lets see if Old Semajal’s secret weapons still work.” Said Dringo pressing a button on a remote whilst Edgy made some G-player a few feet shorter. Suddenly there was an electric hum and a large blue energy shield swept up and over the entire SR army, deflecting all the shots from the G-players. Tony and co. looked up in delight at the new shielding as the G-players looked on but didn’t halt in their progression. RM18 and Strafex leapt out through the shield and ran from a hail of bolts to fight next to Sibs who now had Afro Joe supporting him. Afro Joe was using a pickaxe and was giving any nearby G-players a headache, a terminal headache. Just then the Notables sprang to life like a waiting spider lunging on its prey.
As Dringo and Edgy fell back the notables swept up by them. SHEEPY smashed into battle with his multi-round pistol bringing down G-players all around him at frightening speeds. Er-no lashed forward, machine gun mowing down oncoming troops in one hand, in the other a pistol pointing to various heads of swarming G-players and a sword in his mouth just in case someone came too close. Sniper stood besides a tree with a Sniper rifle shooting down slowly but if anyone got too close to the Newbies and regulars he stopped them. RastaBillySkank went ballistic; instead of shooting with his guns he was just madly swinging them into G-players faces. FantasyMeister was using his rocket launcher to shoot any G-players that tried to kill the Notables. Wookiee Monster turned into the monster he is famed for being and ripped G-players limb from limb. pb gave his traditional Harry Potter stare before swiftly blasting away with his shotgun knocking heads off oncoming troops. Ant swarmed his small troops over some G-players but to no avail, suddenly a blast from a G-players weapon headed towards him but Pro-Evo leaped and knocked Ant aside. The blast hit the side of a since deserted house on the outskirts of town, which fell to pieces. Sonic Rav raised his Uzi and fired it into the G-player who was trying to hit pb whilst Goatboy went mad believing the G-players to be elves and literally ran into the thick of things biting their heads off. Grix Thraves and Meka_Dragon went to the derelict building left surprisingly unscathed at the edge of the battlefield and opened the door. A few newbies who were near cowered as they felt the evil presences inside. They ran away as Shaneo mark 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 (up to 4096) were released and headed straight into the heart of the G-players. In just under and hour the entire army was gone with limited casualties to SR.
Tony was delighted, cheers rang out from SR, not only had they defeated the army but they only used the Notables, a small band of Regulars and the Notable Hunters. Tony dashed forward.
“Thank you Dringo, we couldn’t have done it without you” he said bowing before him.
“AHEM” said Edgy “I beat his total by 1” he informed, and Tony laughed hugging Edgy which made the hunter regret saying anything at all. Celebrations carried on throughout the day whilst many mourned the loss of the heroes that fell in battle. Edgy and Dringo did not disappear into hiding but nevertheless kept away from the public. Songs rang out around SR, many telling the tales of the Notable Hunters and their impressive stance, the other of the notables, and one about honorable Ortega and KR. Dringo looked into the dark sky as Edgy approached:
“Too soon to celebrate.” said Edgy who knew what was on Dringo’s mind.
“Yep, that was a measly 10,000, the majority of the army is still being prepared.” muttered Dringo still staring into the sky.
“Shall we find Tony?” asked Edgy.
“No, I’ll find Tony and Ali you find the Notables, meet at SR towers.” Said Dringo now looking at Edgy who nodded and started his search.
It wasn’t hard finding the Notables and even easier to find Tony and Ali who were already sipping wine in SR towers.
“Now that you’re all here I need to declare that myself and Edgy are leaving for G-play.” Said Dringo
The Notables sat up in eager knowledge as to why; it was pb that asked the question.
“It is because the real army is still in G-play, this one was relatively small, me and Dringo must stop the army whilst in preparations!” declared Edgy.
Tony nodded before pouring another drink.
“We will not let you go alone.” Said Sonic Rav shocked at the announcement. And sure enough all the Notables stood up and promised to go with Dringo to stop G-play for good. Tony finished his wine and looked at them:
“Yes, yes you all must go, all 16 of you, you will be the fellowship of the GAD and will leave tonight when the celebrations have ended.” Ali then stood up and told them all to be here at 1 AM and everyone left to gain as much sleep as possible.
They all returned on time, Edgy with his trusted axe and Dringo with his duel pistols, he required nothing else from Tony and Ali as Brad gave various weaponry of different shapes and sizes to the notables. Pb possessed a magic wand, which fired small Armour penetrating bullets. FantasyMeister was given a mighty sword used by the legendary fighter Gornid in the first G-play war. Grix Thraves was given a machine gun with a ton of ammo. Meka_Dragon had a collection of grenades strapped to him with a pistol. Sniper had a pistol and of course his trusted Sniper Rifle. Ant was given a packet of sugar and a rifle with a bayonet. er-no had a knife, a pistol and an Uzi and was looking forward to his quest. Sheepy was given a rocket launcher that he strapped to his back. Wookiee Monster didn’t bring any weapon other than his own ability to morph into a more terrifying version of himself. Goatboy held the plastique explosives but also had a magnum. RastaBillySkank had a .50 cal rifle on a tripod with wheels whilst Your Honour grabbed a chainsaw. Pro Evo brought an explosive football and a pistol whilst SonicRav had a shotgun. Dringo looked to Ali:
“What is the safest route?” He asked as the Notables finished tinkering with their weaponry.
“You must travel through the underground passages, through the famous caves of old.” Informed Ali to a shocked audience; shocked that is apart from Dringo and Edgy.
“We cannot go down there, it is not safe, horrible stories are told about that place, people who go down there never come out!” exclaimed Sheepy who was brought up with the tales of monsters and overgrown creatures.
“We must go that way, it is the only safe route, we will be spotted and killed along the main road, and the desert offers no places to hide” Said Edgy polishing his axe.
“It leads straight into the heart of G-play, you will find a large tower there similar to SR Towers but with many sides, that is where you must go,” Explained Tony “be careful, destroy the main building, that is where the army will be staying.”
And with that the Notables left, stacked up on supplies and almost as if they knew the way Dringo and Edgy took them to the tunnel entrance. It was bordered up and sunk into the side of a hill. On the boards is a notice, which reads “no entry.” Edgy said “phfffft” and smashed the wood that was nailed around the entrance slicing the sign into pieces. They peered down into the endless darkness. “Well this is it,” said Dringo turning on the torch. As edgy took his axe and hacked at the rock round the entrance, a large amount fell down and the only light emitted from Dringo’s torch as they descended into the damp darkness.
Next: A Notable Hunter Story: The Two Powers