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As follows is the no worry's, 100% efficiency way to make your GameCube play PS2 games. This is not a Con, this is what the didn't want you to know! With the required materials, it costs nothing, and works wonders!
The first thing you need to do, is cut open your GameCube. Grab that jigsaw, and cut your way through the plastic. It doesn't really matter where you cut, as long as you cut it into roughly two halves. Now, take out all the screws and components, and you should have what looks like a lot of severed GameCube parts and two halves of GameCube casing.
But this is where our no tricks, guaranteed success rate plan comes into itself. Our secret method, only available to our loyal, premium rate customers is available now, for just $19.99. Order now and you'll receive a free DIY starter's pack, including all you need to know about making your own fibreglass Xbox and real working GameBoy Advance.
Now this is where the real magic begins. Unscrew the casing on your PS2 and carefully take out all the components, making sure to memorise the exact location and order of all of them, so when you use our secret, premium rate method, none of the components will be out of place.
Carefully, take out your Super UCAS Hypermold Deluxe TM Plastic Mould*, and mould the shape of a GameCube, on the aspect ratio of 2:1, so you get a GameCube roughly double its current size. Carefully lay out all the components in the new GameCube casing, and superglue them all in place. (Note, you can use duct tape, but for a better end result, superglue is the road to go).
*To obtain Super UCAS Hypermold Deluxe TM Plastic Mould, please send a postal or money order for $2499 to 'Finance Corps, Tfosorcim Inc, Indiana, USA'.
Now, with a little ingenuity, and our top secret plans, your GameCube will be ready to go. What's more, you'll be able to sell all the spare parts from this operation. That means you'll get a guaranteed profit on this venture, and require minimal expertise or parts and labour.
Now, place any PS2 disc into your GameCube, and turn it on. With luck, it'll boot up first time. If not, just make sure all the parts are glued in the right place. And remember, don't actually touch any of the parts with your fingers or you'll immediately render them obsolete.
What a great bargain! With the added plans, for a meager $19.99, you'll be able to learn how to become a true Gaming master, along with all the plans you'll ever need to modify your Xbox, PS2, heck, even your Atari 2600! We'll even throw in a free, absolutely guaranteed book entitled 'mods and me - making my million' by Master Gill Bates, owner and founder of Tfosorcim Inc.
The best thing you'll get out of this deal though, is your own satisfaction that you've managed to breach copyright laws of two companies, and come out on top. Plus, you get 'bragging rights' to your friends. Don't fret, order now on 1800 HA HA HA, that's 1800 HA HA HA.
Please note, after modifying your GameCube, you will be unable to play GameCube games. Also requires PS2. Any comments, please send to the 'Tfosorcim' Corporation.
The Tfosorcim Corporation. Ruining the competition today, so we dominate tomorrow.
As follows is the no worry's, 100% efficiency way to make your GameCube play PS2 games. This is not a Con, this is what the didn't want you to know! With the required materials, it costs nothing, and works wonders!
The first thing you need to do, is cut open your GameCube. Grab that jigsaw, and cut your way through the plastic. It doesn't really matter where you cut, as long as you cut it into roughly two halves. Now, take out all the screws and components, and you should have what looks like a lot of severed GameCube parts and two halves of GameCube casing.
But this is where our no tricks, guaranteed success rate plan comes into itself. Our secret method, only available to our loyal, premium rate customers is available now, for just $19.99. Order now and you'll receive a free DIY starter's pack, including all you need to know about making your own fibreglass Xbox and real working GameBoy Advance.
Now this is where the real magic begins. Unscrew the casing on your PS2 and carefully take out all the components, making sure to memorise the exact location and order of all of them, so when you use our secret, premium rate method, none of the components will be out of place.
Carefully, take out your Super UCAS Hypermold Deluxe TM Plastic Mould*, and mould the shape of a GameCube, on the aspect ratio of 2:1, so you get a GameCube roughly double its current size. Carefully lay out all the components in the new GameCube casing, and superglue them all in place. (Note, you can use duct tape, but for a better end result, superglue is the road to go).
*To obtain Super UCAS Hypermold Deluxe TM Plastic Mould, please send a postal or money order for $2499 to 'Finance Corps, Tfosorcim Inc, Indiana, USA'.
Now, with a little ingenuity, and our top secret plans, your GameCube will be ready to go. What's more, you'll be able to sell all the spare parts from this operation. That means you'll get a guaranteed profit on this venture, and require minimal expertise or parts and labour.
Now, place any PS2 disc into your GameCube, and turn it on. With luck, it'll boot up first time. If not, just make sure all the parts are glued in the right place. And remember, don't actually touch any of the parts with your fingers or you'll immediately render them obsolete.
What a great bargain! With the added plans, for a meager $19.99, you'll be able to learn how to become a true Gaming master, along with all the plans you'll ever need to modify your Xbox, PS2, heck, even your Atari 2600! We'll even throw in a free, absolutely guaranteed book entitled 'mods and me - making my million' by Master Gill Bates, owner and founder of Tfosorcim Inc.
The best thing you'll get out of this deal though, is your own satisfaction that you've managed to breach copyright laws of two companies, and come out on top. Plus, you get 'bragging rights' to your friends. Don't fret, order now on 1800 HA HA HA, that's 1800 HA HA HA.
Please note, after modifying your GameCube, you will be unable to play GameCube games. Also requires PS2. Any comments, please send to the 'Tfosorcim' Corporation.
The Tfosorcim Corporation. Ruining the competition today, so we dominate tomorrow.